"Behold, the drunk uncle-ization of America" by Rex Huppke, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-talk-huppke-drunk-uncle-20140708,0,615165.story
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Hi. I'm TomBobPetePaulJebKevin
An American sock puppet playing 7/11
Can't see my strings
Or the off-shored blings
Me and the parrots'll fly you to profit's heaven.
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An example of the sickness of Congress: it wants to spend LESS money to fix the present day problems at the Veterans hospitals than it wants to spend investigating the past in Benghazi.
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How dare young people cross imaginary lines?
About Me
- Karen
- I started out as a baby. "I took it easy for a few years." At the age of 2 1/2 I became a lifelong pro bono facilitator. I gave up any painting aspirations in kindergarten. When twice that age, it was discovered that without glasses, my eyes aren't worth much. But, as the last person in my class to win a box of 5 fat crayons for coloring inside the lines, I gave up painting, and went into the world of reading, writing and humorous asides to supplement the pro bono work.The next project is learning how to cut and paste. It'll probably take years if I teach myself because one of us is not listening.
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