A Bag of Cool Stuff

The Chicago Tribune is relentless in its pursuit of the evils of public schools. It must be very proud.
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Give us your tired, your weak, and your hungry. We will put them on the fast track to nowhere. Give us your wealthiest losers. We will kiss the back of their hands and roll over. Sure, play dead?
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There are starving people in Israel, yet the US government gives Israel's military 6 billion dollars a year. There are starving people in Egypt, while the US government gives Egypt's military 6 billion dollars a year. Does any of that make any sense at all, especially when it is OUR money?
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Santorum and Perry and the fetus make 3
With that campaign slogan, pay them a fee
Waddle in ponds
Wattle their wands
Hey boys, is it porn when you feel our knee?
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Don't get caught up in the ignorance of improper labeling. In the cold political world of bribery, watch those labels. You don't want to call bribery something like "selling jobs" because that can get you a severe punishment of 14 years behind bars. Conversely, naming your bribery "lobby money" can get you 14 virgins, some jewelry, and a bag of cool stuff.

Reality Check Please

Primaries are great opportunities for the outgoing embarrassment of pols to have their names on ballots with the incoming ones. Springtime and the pickins ain't easy between one sideshow fob and another and another and another.
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MayorahM wants to install the word "trust" where there is no actual trust, saying it will go hand in hand with the honor system where there is no honor, but only if he is granted total and secret and totally secret uber powers.
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President MeMe Lies 'n Flowers
Succeeded former george of the toppled towers
Aloha brudda
And f u mudda
Today's cocktails are jager martini vodka sours.
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Has being the face in our storefront window gone to his head?
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Yo! Israel! He's got your back! All by himself! Can we have a reality check please?