The Developing Human Brain

Bayer, who we can always thank for bringing us heroin, and a company in India where Dow hides, Dow of the Agent Orange fame, a couple of companies in Japan, and a manufacturing plant in Florida, one of those states with broken governors, are killing bees worldwide with their pesticides. Did they know beforehand that their poisons would kill our very necessary bees? I would guess an absolute yes. But what about the money that was to be made? Doesn't profit outweigh the death of life? Doesn't profit outweigh the developing human brain?
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We asked the 3 candidates what religious freedom means to them. They stared deeply yet wordlessly into each other's right eye, then began to play bingo for first speaker. SanTorum won, then the Newter won, the Mitt could not get the hang of it. SanTorum said religious freedom meant he was invested against new ideas, yet willing to listen to recordings of himself to hear what he actually said. Next, the Newter explained his version of religious freedom meant perpetual aggression against anyone at any time while he partied in a harem tent somewhere in oil country. The Mitt first said religious freedom meant knocking down little temples and churches to build mega ones, then he said no it didn't.
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MayorahM has been in the back room, dealing with "5 leaders in infrastructure finance." Who?

Right?

Dear Mitt, You're okay with your Chinese homosexuals getting abortions, aren't you?
Dear Newt, You're okay with your radical islamists getting abortions, aren't you?
Dear Rick, You're okay with your Americans making their own health care choice about abortion, aren't you?
Dear Ron, Are you okay?
And you're all okay with turning this country into one big oil well and nuclear power plant and coal mine that is fracking ugly, right? And who needs clean water to drink, right?
And look at the 5 worst things about the gop budget proposal:
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/03/20/448212/the-5-worst-things-about-the-house-gops-budget/?mobile=nc

A Bag of Cool Stuff

The Chicago Tribune is relentless in its pursuit of the evils of public schools. It must be very proud.
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Give us your tired, your weak, and your hungry. We will put them on the fast track to nowhere. Give us your wealthiest losers. We will kiss the back of their hands and roll over. Sure, play dead?
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There are starving people in Israel, yet the US government gives Israel's military 6 billion dollars a year. There are starving people in Egypt, while the US government gives Egypt's military 6 billion dollars a year. Does any of that make any sense at all, especially when it is OUR money?
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Santorum and Perry and the fetus make 3
With that campaign slogan, pay them a fee
Waddle in ponds
Wattle their wands
Hey boys, is it porn when you feel our knee?
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Don't get caught up in the ignorance of improper labeling. In the cold political world of bribery, watch those labels. You don't want to call bribery something like "selling jobs" because that can get you a severe punishment of 14 years behind bars. Conversely, naming your bribery "lobby money" can get you 14 virgins, some jewelry, and a bag of cool stuff.

Spurned?

Nugatory, good buddy, nugatory.
Having a koch fills your balloon with noxious vapors,
and who needs that?
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The second post-y2k ruler of the universe was taught by a nymph named Egeria. To be more precise, she tried her best to teach him, but some things he would not learn. Egeria instructed him in the arts of legislation and religious worship. Some of it took, some of it did not. After that, she went back to swimming.
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Dear Mitt, All that $$$ you spend on advertising, and it is not helping you much. Perhaps you should stop worshipping it and start walking among us mortals instead.
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Hi! My name is Rick and this is my constant companion, Freddie Fetus. Come on over to our side - waaay over here. Howdy! Nice to meet and greet us! Sure, most of my hate may cause you to shortsheet us. But the truth is, anyone with a kind heart and half a brain can beat us.
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I love you, my Newter, my G, my serial groom but never
the best man. I wish I could be your V.P.

I love you too, my crazy cow puncher. I wish I could grant your wish. You should have asked before you became V.P. of visual probing.
By doing that, you spurned at least half of our constituents.

Spurned?

Do you have insurance?

When the going gets tough
An unvetted weasel can't say enough
Never off the cuff
Always hateful emotional fluff
Anyone have an extra powder puff?
And a muff? It's gonna get rough
What with all the nasty stuff.
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A right wing fringe member of the Catholic church never claims to be a Christian, right Rick? Are you sick, Rick? Do you have insurance?