Monsanto is Killing Us

Iceland, we love you! 

This just in: Rising Inequality is caused by financial manipulators. Mitt Romney is one of those. Another way to say it is: Rising Inequality is caused by vulture capitalists. Mitt Romney, the man with zero credibility and tax returns to hide, is one of those.
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Dear corporation of Corning Inc, This is a condolence letter to express our great sadness at how disadvantaged you feel. Your effective tax rate in the US is much lower than in other countries, and as a result, you have lowered self-esteem issues. Earning billions of dollars, yet paying zero taxes, and in fact receiving a refund of millions of dollars is humiliating, we know. If there is anything we can do, don't hesitate to ask. Love, US

Monsanto is killing us

Oops, Gotta Go

Mr. Prez: I did not start out as a loser working for bigger losers, but here we are.

Mr. Micro: You made it, Sir! You peaked, Sir! Would you like me to wax your slide?

Mr. Prez: Maybe tomorrow, Mr. Micro. Today, let's do a couple of questions before we turn you off for real.

Mr. Micro: Okay, Sir. Are your kiddies your biggest critics?

Mr. Prez: I find that question a chut' chut - that's Russian for tiny bit - a chut' chut impolite, but will respond. Yes, the kids have said 1 or 2 things.

Mr. Micro: Please share with the little people, Sir.

Mr. Prez: Well, most recently the kids have asked why I waited this long to allow King George to return and begin raping Ohio. Then they asked if Ohio's poisoned water would flow into Kentucky and West Virginia and even Indiana and Pennsylvania.

Mr. Micro: May I ask how you answered your kids?

Mr. Prez: I answered with the truth, Mr. Micro. I said Georgie had to wait until we arrived at this polar decade of change to begin the raping. And as far as the poisoning of the water goes, long after it occurs, the little people will pay for a big study.

Mr. Micro: Have your kids asked you about the federal courts now being 70% far right wing while the democratic president does nothing?

Mr. Prez: Oops, gotta go.