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Wisconsin and Illinois and Michigan
Thirsty sharks gathering sawtoothed, and a fin
For the freedom to drink dirt
The first one'll sorta hurt
What is right or wrong or virtue or sin?

Sir?

Food and Water and Water and Food



The political rulers of Fort Lauderdale Florida and Detroit Michigan have something in common. Both want the poor to go away and die. Both found a way to kill without soiling their finger tips. Bonus time is coming. Look your best, political rulers!
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Excuse me for my existence and paying for your games and good times, sir, but where would you like this box of fresh recruits? May they be allowed to drink some clean water? What about eat? Sir?

That Explains It

Mitt Romney is a 1% global outsider, he lives and enjoys the US but hedges his funds elsewhere. We challenge him to take a month off from b*llsh*tt*ng and go live within his means on minimum wage.
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Mitt Romney, as a highly experienced predator drone against ailing businesses, said that if elected, he would do the opposite and become a business healer, a job creator. Well, that was yesterday. Who is he today?
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Remember, angels, there are no wrong answers
and everyone gets a star.
Multiple choice question: Mitt Romney is a
a. Corporate raider
b. Disaster capitalist
c. Job killer
d. All of the above
e. Three of the above
f. Half of the above
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A rustler from Massachusetts became king of his own world. Old age confined him to either of two thrones, one private and the other public. On his public throne sat his permanent business suit, quietly still and unyielding. Whenever he got the urge to gaze upon his subjects, it was no problem for him to have four people air lift him down into the suit.
One day, the rustler partnered with a kleptomaniac from Michigan. They took over Household Warehouse to begin their attacks from the eastern straights of Michigan to the clear waters of Wisconsin. It was all about clean water and who will be rich enough to drink it.
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In an honor system without honor, the koch bros told Mitt Romney to let them be as filthy as they want to be. He said okay he would let them. Then the koch bros said they were spending millions, maybe 6 million or so, on an ad just for him and it would be full of lies about the president from beginning to end. Mitt said that would be okay with him too, because if he didn't have integrity, what would he have?
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Cleverly worded speech, Mitt.

Thanks. I had nothing to do with it and it wasn't even written for me.

That explains it.

Oops, Gotta Go

Mr. Prez: I did not start out as a loser working for bigger losers, but here we are.

Mr. Micro: You made it, Sir! You peaked, Sir! Would you like me to wax your slide?

Mr. Prez: Maybe tomorrow, Mr. Micro. Today, let's do a couple of questions before we turn you off for real.

Mr. Micro: Okay, Sir. Are your kiddies your biggest critics?

Mr. Prez: I find that question a chut' chut - that's Russian for tiny bit - a chut' chut impolite, but will respond. Yes, the kids have said 1 or 2 things.

Mr. Micro: Please share with the little people, Sir.

Mr. Prez: Well, most recently the kids have asked why I waited this long to allow King George to return and begin raping Ohio. Then they asked if Ohio's poisoned water would flow into Kentucky and West Virginia and even Indiana and Pennsylvania.

Mr. Micro: May I ask how you answered your kids?

Mr. Prez: I answered with the truth, Mr. Micro. I said Georgie had to wait until we arrived at this polar decade of change to begin the raping. And as far as the poisoning of the water goes, long after it occurs, the little people will pay for a big study.

Mr. Micro: Have your kids asked you about the federal courts now being 70% far right wing while the democratic president does nothing?

Mr. Prez: Oops, gotta go.