Oops, Gotta Go

Mr. Prez: I did not start out as a loser working for bigger losers, but here we are.

Mr. Micro: You made it, Sir! You peaked, Sir! Would you like me to wax your slide?

Mr. Prez: Maybe tomorrow, Mr. Micro. Today, let's do a couple of questions before we turn you off for real.

Mr. Micro: Okay, Sir. Are your kiddies your biggest critics?

Mr. Prez: I find that question a chut' chut - that's Russian for tiny bit - a chut' chut impolite, but will respond. Yes, the kids have said 1 or 2 things.

Mr. Micro: Please share with the little people, Sir.

Mr. Prez: Well, most recently the kids have asked why I waited this long to allow King George to return and begin raping Ohio. Then they asked if Ohio's poisoned water would flow into Kentucky and West Virginia and even Indiana and Pennsylvania.

Mr. Micro: May I ask how you answered your kids?

Mr. Prez: I answered with the truth, Mr. Micro. I said Georgie had to wait until we arrived at this polar decade of change to begin the raping. And as far as the poisoning of the water goes, long after it occurs, the little people will pay for a big study.

Mr. Micro: Have your kids asked you about the federal courts now being 70% far right wing while the democratic president does nothing?

Mr. Prez: Oops, gotta go.