Ouch!

First, we have Prez BHO. When he isn't talking for dollars/talking for lies, he is probably somewhere. He taught us that if you turn the other cheek often enough, not only will you accomplish very little but your head will unscrew off.
Is Buddy Roemer the perfect write-in candidate for 2012?
Then we have Ron Paul Ron Paul. They have tried to make him invisible, but he just won't do it.
And then there is the Acrylic Mitt Mutt. As a piece of moldable plastic, he can withstand cold calls, heated money arguments, and lukewarm receptions without changing his hair gel. How about those puppy problems, though, and do the puppies have offshore accounts?
And lastly, Dear Mrs. G c/o the Newter Yourself Foundation: Heads up, Number 3. When your open marriage welcomes an arms dealer, chances are that you will get elbowed out of the bed. Ouch!

Like It

Sometimes, when a person is raised in the Lutheran church, he grows larger, he gets married to one person, then he wants to exist with multiple partners. Of course, it isn't his fault. It is the fault of that one person he married, or was it that other person he married, or that other one? Well, he is so so sorry that he got caught again and again. But hey, he'll be glad to show you his income tax return.
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The "add-on" drug tv ads show a sly new way to extend the control of profits for an additional 20 years. Besides, people don't need no stinking generics, right mr drug czars?
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So Pa, what are you and Pipa cooking up for tomorrow? Is anyone going to like it?

Scentiant Beans

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-gops-crackpot-agenda-20111207
That would be the (g)OP's crackpot agenda above
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It makes a person wonder. The (g)OP would rather push a way out fringe Catholic filled with hate than a Mormon with puppy problems.
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Dear Mr. Walker, When you have trouble sleeping, count to a million.
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They went from kitchen cooks to arch abusers in less than 7 generations. That took a lot of planning.
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Monopolies are bad. Putting your money all in one place is bad. Being part of one global borrowing & money laundering system is bad. Following the US "lead" anywhere is bad.
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Old & way over congealed
Still toxic though hermetically sealed
Grand in the long ago & now so mean
The (g)OP, really the MOP, is seen
As 4th runner-up in the coppa feeled.
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We are all scentiant beans.

Go Back to the Caves

It's the same old Prez-BHO the Ho v. Mitt the Hypocrite, but is Buddy stuck in the muddy & all cruddy or not?
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Some sum minor miner detailed Dee tales involve lots of kale, holy grail, abiding debtors' jail, menacing the mail, everything for sale, starve out the whale.
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As we watch pols in D.C. and pols in state capitols and local pols use money ( always remember: It is OUR money being used ) to kill Democracy, I feel shame. There is nothing to stop and admire here. Keep moving. Keep your secrets. Go back to the caves.

We're So Proud

Guilty of verbalism, your Exoner. What is the sentence, and is it compounded by an inadmissible interrogatory?
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0115-20120115,0,2252277.column
Is there much difference between Hopium and Dopium?

Certain Areas

from Portlandia: After you pay for it, its free.
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Does the pope undermine the future of humanity, or only the infallibility of his own haute couture?
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Are there many biological differences between one vulture and another?
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If rust never rests and the rusty iron hand fears progress, what time is it in Syria?
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What is that smell? Could it be the Wierdos Against Kids Eating on Company Time?
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20 people will move from Illinois to London!i!i!
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The god plan gets poor reception in certain areas. (I learned that on tv)

The Phone Stack

http://www.getkempt.com/the-code/the-phone-stack.php

What a great idea