That Explains It

Mitt Romney is a 1% global outsider, he lives and enjoys the US but hedges his funds elsewhere. We challenge him to take a month off from b*llsh*tt*ng and go live within his means on minimum wage.
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Mitt Romney, as a highly experienced predator drone against ailing businesses, said that if elected, he would do the opposite and become a business healer, a job creator. Well, that was yesterday. Who is he today?
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Remember, angels, there are no wrong answers
and everyone gets a star.
Multiple choice question: Mitt Romney is a
a. Corporate raider
b. Disaster capitalist
c. Job killer
d. All of the above
e. Three of the above
f. Half of the above
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A rustler from Massachusetts became king of his own world. Old age confined him to either of two thrones, one private and the other public. On his public throne sat his permanent business suit, quietly still and unyielding. Whenever he got the urge to gaze upon his subjects, it was no problem for him to have four people air lift him down into the suit.
One day, the rustler partnered with a kleptomaniac from Michigan. They took over Household Warehouse to begin their attacks from the eastern straights of Michigan to the clear waters of Wisconsin. It was all about clean water and who will be rich enough to drink it.
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In an honor system without honor, the koch bros told Mitt Romney to let them be as filthy as they want to be. He said okay he would let them. Then the koch bros said they were spending millions, maybe 6 million or so, on an ad just for him and it would be full of lies about the president from beginning to end. Mitt said that would be okay with him too, because if he didn't have integrity, what would he have?
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Cleverly worded speech, Mitt.

Thanks. I had nothing to do with it and it wasn't even written for me.

That explains it.