Go Figure

Logic miffs Chicago Sun Times. No surprise there. Ring the chimes. ***** A guy wakes up perfect. Somehow in the limo, that perfection slips away. Go figure.

With Us

Security! Security! Oh there you are. Is it very satisfying, somewhat satisfying, or not at all satisfying to know both outgoing and incoming administrations are staying on-planet with us?

Kiss Kissy

"Tyrranical aristocracy" Happens when privileged uppers have hissy Fits of resentment After severe suppression of the conscience doesn't pay the rent. Eventually come decisions such as -exercise power cruelly or mace faces and then kiss kissy.

One Sweet Role

Social Security has a rich person's loophole Built right into it because paying one's own way is not a goal. Who owns Trump and a credit rating of 31 And has it been a reality ride of branded fun? Hiding underwater wrecks the do and one sweet role.

All That Dead

"Let's capitulate to the Russians" they said. Let's make an orange punch from yellow and red, Confine it to a gerbil wheel Of pols' oversight. Overblow the deal. The past may be gone but isn't all that dead.

It’s Finally Here: Radioactive Plume From Fukushima Makes Landfall on America’s West Coast

It’s Finally Here: Radioactive Plume From Fukushima Makes Landfall on America’s West Coast

A Little Nicer

Kris Kobach's Interstate Voter Registration Crosscheck Program for the advancement of dullard people is a huge help to cheaters. You'd think that when they "win" they'd be a little nicer.

Breathe. Unclench Your Jaw

In the real world, sometimes a self hater into trump is his own in-law And the family newspaper's big lie against Democracy is its biggest flaw, Actually all of the time. Ah, the life of crime. 80 years ago hitler was Time's man of the year. Breathe. Unclench your jaw.

A Phrenic Limp

If grandpa was a duty-dodging pimp And dad was in-house bully & chimp, Could the con be a bunny jumper? That's not a stumper, But the male projeny sure have a phrenic limp.

Yourself and Others

To the Marist High School wrongly self-labeled "scapegoats": YOU should pay your father back. The private religious education has been a waste of time for you. It didn't take. Sue for being hateful or being an embarrassment to yourself and others.

Comes Back Around

Winter boots on the ground. Harmony and words amaze and astound. Global prayers. Everyone cares. Good always comes back around.

God bless our Veterans

Some people think filth out of the ground is more important than human beings. Some people are more popular than others. Some people are the mother of all mothers. Some people cheat to win and have no permanent meaning. Some people hide behind the in-betweening. Some people are moving out of their own galaxy and into another's. ***** When a Ted Cruz lookalike will more than suffice, take the soft bones of rickets and put them on ice. Thank you. We thought he'd never leave. ***** God bless our Veterans.

Quick

Nature v Nurture: Each is a stoppage, a standstill. Each is a stick. Make a bundle of the sticks so it may diddle up the hill. Eighty years of mud slinging didn't make it quick.

The Whole Frickin Flock

ok so he's easy to bait, maybe hate, but manipulate(?) Today and after a January date. Okay so he is the frozen point of our disease. It'll cost everything plus fees. The thing is, now we don't have to wait. ***** No fly over witnesses are allowed above Standing Rock This week to protect the guilty. What a shock. Spills kill. They have. They will. Matter over the mind is a danger to the whole frickin flock.

Oh Boy

The Fukushima Syndrome is about instability, probable accident, earthquake and its aftershocks. Energy corps ask for subsidies to continue the instability and accident and the earthquake and its aftershocks. What is wrong with this picture? ***** Nail your furniture to the wall dot gov. Predictable fracking and pipeline accidents from below while drones observe from above. 21st century free booters, Night and day pooters. Shouldn't our gov't employee wear a velvet glove? ***** Sometimes or all of the time, an ass does not get enough attention during holiday feasting. Afterwards it poots. Clowns point out the poots and laugh up their sleeves. Everyone is happy. Oh boy!

Don't be Coy

If only people would voluntarily shut up for 8 1/2 weeks! Can't we do that in a perfect way, in the perfect way of bankruptcies and law suits and big big lies? Can't we end the game of a democratic republic with an offensive penalty of perfect proportions? ***** Pekin Lincoln on Illinois River of life sees big snake boy Mock the stand and Fear the helping hand. So look at the driver behind and don't be coy.

A Last Remnant of Slavery

Extortion and Extorsion are SO un statesmanlike or Are shakedowns an abuse of potential authority? Coursing through the march of towers and its extortion racket is an ad balloon with a secret pin. Water cannon the people or throw yourself a kiss? Don't know. Hard to say. Ignorance is bliss. Breaking treaties, agrees the frightened right, can depend upon the state of hate we're in. ***** The Electoral College = a last remnant of slavery.

We Grrr

Homebase insecurities or who's yer caddy? Unpreparedness for 2nd stage hims and what about her Leads to dumpster diving in the dead and stinky to hopeless down the future. It is what it is: Irascible old biz. Fork over the $. Quiet down or we grrr.

Grandmother

Dear PT elect, Be alert! Do not allow your VP choice or your cos choice to be alone with Barron or anyone's grandmother.

Hence the Fence

The Koch Bros' Tea Party and their own Mike Pence Bring a ________ of thought to the unwelcome tents That is older than time Even older than crime But Puritans know what they are doing, Hence the fence.

Over

Take the date & put it in a crate: Cluster B man had a charm on his arm. What is the harm in buying a farm When all we had was pair e, A unisize brace of sweet tea, And a fire in the ice that never raises alarm. ***** Delegate to feign the great: On Thursday and for the first time, the pretender to the throne was softened, humbled, and over whelmed. On Friday he asked someone to take over.

And Yet We're Still Here

January 26th of next year Seems like a day for brunch or beer, Could be both. Nothing rhymes but quoth. And yet we're still here.***The preceding was brought to you by an alliance of hand-counted paper ballots of the past with optical scanned digital ballot images of the future: the Voters Union!

Being Nice

Flatulent flummery can work a wonder On the pliable thought of Mr dunder Headed for corpulence Due to eating his events. Who ordered plunder, who gets the asunder? ***** Mandatory mandates were in, then they were out, now they're in again. ***** Evil is as evil does.Mr PT elect and mrs elect ordered drapes. Their job was over. Getting what we deserved was our job. We were still in line filling out papers and being nice.

The Journey

It's too bad about egos & old plans on the wobbly gurney. It's too bad egos & old plans picked Trump over Bernie. Learning curves And twittering pervs Couldn't see the forest for the trees. Long is the journey.

The Chicago Tribune Has Been Cleared

It was accused of being fair and balanced. The Chicago Tribune has been cleared!

SelfHatersIntoTrump

Bruce is a cipher with the legs of a wading bird. He learned from Donald how to hide his taxes. We just heard. Self Haters Into Trump Want to turn Democracy into their dump. Who knows why. Selfish is the word.***The preceding was brought to you by SelfHatersIntoTrump

Techno Wiles

The redundancy of his racketeering or rape trials Sold the carnival barker 2 cases of piles. Will he wander hairless or be laired, That one der Herr-less laird, With his miles of deleted files, old tricks, and techno wiles.

Or Any Troll

If Mike Roman is running Trump's election protection game from inside a city pothole, and If Roger Stone is crowd funding Trump's personal exit poll, and The "I may misbehave if you remove me" app Only worked on a couple of old fools and one young sap, Money never bought class for Trump or any troll.

North Dakota

Tis better to have run a con and lost than to ever be poisoned then shot and dumped in the river on New Year's Eve. Sh_t like that happens to both monks and abusers, we believe. The 7 stages of grief Written in salt water and gold leaf Are for growth in a transitionary weave. *** Two treaties are being violated in North Dakota. The police and their war gear work for corporations and against the people in North Dakota. Is it state-sponsored intimidation in North Dakota?

To Protect the Sadistic

Bruce and Chris and Donald and Greg and Mike and Paul and Rick & Rick and Sam and Scott. "The Pirates of Ten Pants" is a tragic operetta about people-hating pirates. The preceding was a list of 10 carefully chosen actors. Only first names were used to protect the sadistic.

Hello Elections

Shackled to half of a split screen for the safety of half the population, he introduced the indoor whisper voice he called presidential pete. If he couldn't afford a barber, one would be provided to him. He could so it wasn't. On the right side of the split screen was a grownup lady with grownup ideas. Goodbye debates. Hello elections

Blinders Not Bats

Overseer of the manipulate cries "rig!" Compressing republicanism into 1 silly gig. Rupert's monster, Master of the slur, Is his own worst enemy. He used to be quite big. ***** So bully predictable, accusing others of his own behavior: A stone's throw into crime and don't forget contrived stats For book sales & the desperation interview. Plus sour grapes by the vats. Cheating is losing is winning is b s. So is yelling through and making a mess. Small screen little voices have blinders not bats.

Sleep

Dear Mr President: Hello. Amy Goodman. First Amendment. Bismarck said no but it is okay to force Native americans against their will? Have a nice constitutional, a Voter ***** MY Marble: What kind of country won't let a guy in on the pro football racket and won't let a guy be a dictator and won't let a guy legally collect any more elephant teeth and bone interior decorations and won't let a guy hardly ever sleep?

The Morning Dew

People tolerate feral pigs for just so long. *** I see a dead person. Oh hi Rudy. *** Little boy little boy you know what to do. Go out and eat worms with the morning dew.

Leaving

If the July 2017 US Women's Golf Open is not moved to a different location, maybe each player will catch the new flu and won't be able to make it. That would be too bad for everyone. *** A danger to himself and others: Ladies, the groper needs to really feel your no. Allow your knee in his groin to explain it to him. Or maybe his abdomen should feel your answer deep inside. A fist in the neck or fingers in the eyes make profound even great statements. Firm answers go a long way in helping an abuser to pause his paws and think about his own imprisonment. *** Abandonment issues and rage issues with low self-esteem and an overcompensating inferiority complex all combine in one person who is dangerous to himself and others. The worst part is, even his hair is leaving.

From the Frying Pan

5 (five) deferments make a bitter boy: His name could be D-9spaces-P. On the criminal scale of deviates and sexual perverts, he falls somewhere between Clarence T4spaces-s and Bill C3spaces-y. The only question is, what is the name of their sandwich and will it file bankruptcy or sue somebody? *** Nakam is mine sayeth the man. Special is as special does a stan. Sometimes not so much. So we kinda lost touch. Then the C.R.U.D. jumped from the frying pan.

The Poor Thing

Why should people who hoard $$$ have to pay? After a lifetime of missed appointments with the finest therapists in the world, missed because he talked instead of listened and never heard the appointment times and that was too bad because Japanese and Korean escaped mental patients were willing to pay for the sessions, shortly before the store closed we were presented with the lump of flesh that is Donald. The poor thing.

Number Four

Duh, she can't think when everyone is watching or It hurts to be a victim: If police can reason out the difference between an unarmed person moving AWAY and a threatening individual moving TOWARD and then respond accordingly, that would be what we call normal. *** Dear Mr D-9spaces-P: Do not look in the German area of Brazil for wife number four.

Movie

If Mike Pence accepts bribes from the gaming industry and if Mike Pence and the Christian Gamblers of Indiana are fundamentally proud to announce that Indiana is now the biggest gaming state in the country, does that mean Mike Pence is not the Russian killer in a Bond movie?

Us

an excerpt from the Chicago Tribune, Voice of the People, 10.01.16: Trump isn't winning because of his dignity or intellect. He's winning because he is a symptom of a much deeper problem. He is a malignancy that should inform us all that we, as a nation, have a mountain of work to do in order to heal the gaping wounds that sprawl across our nation. He is the siren that tells us our neighbors, our friends and the people of our communities are in pain and need our help. Make no mistake, if we do not cut away the tumor that is Trump, it could end us."

Other Time Slots

The Bizarre of the Bazaar, and he used to be so great: What is a bully to do when he mustn't abuse his wife for the next 40 days and 40 nights but his spirit is weak and the cycle of tension is building and building? Does he find a stranger to hurt? ***** A PR Pic of Ancient Times: Although it may be Rahm's choice to hassle the homeless whether they are students or not, he never does it in front of the paying guests. That is probably why he sacrifices other time slots.

A Thousand Cuts

It is nice when the white supremacist wings of various organizations and public unions endorse the great slapstick clown of clown college fame. Usually those white supremacist wings of various organizations and public unions enjoy a more subtle and delicate sense of humor such as torture by cattle prod or death of a thousand cuts.

Big Winner

The "Debate": Hillary: 1)normal and capable, 2) had logical and specific plans, 3) showed confidence that we can HAVE a future, and Trump: 1)proved his expertise in stating the obvious and making up the rest, 2) still unable to focus or answer specific questions, and 3) wants anyone other than himself and the taxdodgers to pay. *** When 2 people play Monopoly, there is a big loser and a big winner.

The Life of Life

Xarelto, another bad drug invented and manufactured by a bad company, or an unsightly wrinkle in Bayer's lucrative chemistry test on human guinea pigs? Who dares say? ***** One tells the truth 15% of the time. Another one tells the truth 51% of the time. Neither stat is good enough. That's a crime. So why don't we make another rhyme. ***** What is a "routine" though life-killing pipeline leak Compared to the uncertainty of the availability of gas paired with fuel prices jumping from peak to peak? Either or: the dead of fossil fuels v. the life of life.

First Chance It Gets

Bob and weave twisted the warp, Scarred the health, misplaced the bets. The old is new again BM Scorp Will hurt us first chance it gets.

Who said that?

"Pence and Pencibility" is about deceit, evil purposes, greedy contrivances and sly schemes to make money off the poor, the elderly, and one or two other people. Fineness of character and nobility of spirit are buried and sold to keep hopes dashed, dreams crushed and secrets secret. It awards itself 2 _ucking forks. The pixilated pixelation nation just asked, Who said that?

Have Some Tree Tea

Have some tree tea, Loud is not allowed. A hungry ghost is "free" To unpromise the vowed, Bury its own heart, scar the knee, And immoralize its act for the crowd. Have some tree tea.

Turn the Page

The very biggest trumpen klumpen in Illinois: Bruce and Ken squatting in our tree, P-I-S-S-I-N-G. Off came the gloves, Who's ready for the loves, And who'll get shoved behind the knee? *** Selectively fake outrage, Right in front of the free speech cage, Was odd and funny And cost too much money. So we broke up the stage made of reconvoluted sage And ordered d h to turn the page.

Plutocrats

Rulers of the dead and something that is not a planet: Criminal sanctuaries for today's ex-pats, Sureties and securities for yesterday's rats and their brats. What about tomorrow's gnats, imaginary numbers, the stats. "And we want to make the world safer for them Plutocrats."

Mercy, Mercky

When test dummies don't know it-or-Guinea pigs are us, warts or not*** Mercky, chemotaxi dancer, says it wants to know if parents are careless or merely apathetic when they do not force their offspring to participate in its newest 20 year chemistry test drug. The children ask for mercy, Mercky.

Garrison Keillor: The last chance to win the respect of Manhattan

Garrison Keillor: The last chance to win the respect of Manhattan

Different Day?

Back in the stone age when everyone was pre-sexting and didn't know it, there was a man seen on the sidewalks here and there. He wore a trenchcoat, with his pants down around his ankles. Same compulsion different day?

The Opposite of Pure

Dear Anthony, Even a fool who lost everything such as yourself might spend the next half of your life getting your head shrunk & learning & practicing to be a decent father & role model. If you know what's good for you. *** This is about a connected guy who knows how to start violence, not how to stop it. "Ass•edonia" is a box office failure. It tells the story of an abusive turnip without a cure, A desperate man with no one left to insult. He floats over to the greatness of alt right & starts up a new cult. His intentions are transparently vile, The opposite of pure.

B S

Hard_ss, Kocho & Foe: Even after the coal bird Croaks in the litter, They fuel US backward Because they are bitter. *** Most of internal & external stress is bs.

More Than Ducky

Home under the bed MIGHT be a safe space if a person is lucky. Sorry, the nra does not approve trigger warnings, too sucky. Fear is afraid of learning, Of the search for wisdom & the yearning. But tpp, pipelines, floods & earthquakes are good for us. Things are more than ducky.

Non-Hero And Joke

Nobody mocks Kirk's stroke. Sure, he uses it as a cloak To say words of hate, To tell lies and berate. But that's him, our original non-hero and joke.

Check! Go!

Carbuncle Sam-legend, myth or fable-you decide. I yam what I yam, A sham in the cam, self-bought & abrupt, self-caught & corrupt, I yam the art of the scam. *** There hasn't been "home" or heart for over half a century. Which bathroom is this? Oh, yeah. The one with the bathaprompter over here. Let's see. . .One, check. Two, check. Three, flaunt the tresses, check. Four, tuck the neck flap under the collar, check. Five, decide who will be granted my opening game insult of the day. Check! Go!

Top of Your Game

Calm and sober vetting reveals a frightened individual who is unable to concentrate, use constructive reasoning or answer questions. He is unable. *** I've built a Rastafarian wall between Rahm's words and the thinking public. *** Is Monsanto killing our food supply? *** Larry, we will you more! Some compared you to that retired guy. Some compared you to that young guy made of soft moldable cheese. Some compared you to the guy you replaced who volunteered for self-immolation. Luckily you are yourself at the top of your game.

Dying With Indignity

How to lose and pretend as if it is always what you wanted, or The Chronicles of Trudike, Party of 3. It is a footnote about relaxation and serenity meetings to usher in dying with indignity.

Thank You!

To you wonderful people who caught on very well-if Larry = Latin for laurel & Francesca = Teutonic for free & Holly = AngloSaxon for good fortune & Jordan = Hebrew for the descender & Mike = Hebrew for Godlike & Ricky = Teutonic for wealthy and powerful & Robin = Teutonic for shining fame & Rory = Celtic for ruddy and even if they don't, bless you all on your paths. Thank you!

Words Do Not Suffice

Before there was the digital revolution, there was Rahm's sacrifice. Ever since then he's vendored bs at twice the price. Anybody's money for his whine, He says. Things are more than fine, He says. Teachers & homeless students say words do not suffice.

Anything But Kill

Who will protect Disney guests from themselves once they get home? ***** Did 702 evil cops plot to murder people in Chicago or are they too stupid to do anything but kill?

Extra Punishments

UberTrumpfen, the Kocho Bros' talking anthropoid is "The Man Who Wouldn't Be King", a classic story about a not very bright but crafty and mercenary adolescent _sshole with sociopathic tendencies who travels from one lie to another in an attempt to set himself up as man in charge of bankruptcies and extra punishments.

Oops! What?

Oops! I turned the body cam off! Oops! You just lost a day's pay! Oops! What?

Create It

The lazy way to show you don't care: steal green space, don't create it.

Your Royal So and So

The governor of Illinois admitted he was drunk, that is "intemperate" when he wrote that teachers were mostly illiterate. Alcohol probably made the decision to run for governor. I suggest a switch to refreshing fruit juices, your royal so and so.

Hoosier Hose Power

WE HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR THE THEORY OF CONSCIENCE! The preceding was brought to you by wimp _sses for trump in our convention of hate. We don't like him but we really don't trust him and therefore we support him with all the hoses at our disposal. Hoosier Hose Power! Hoosier Hose Power!

Impunity and Immunity

Oh please please. First you destroy unions then the pleas pleas for unity. What about impunity and immunity? ***** Bayer/Monsanto: It is a simple logo. It is brown & tubular & 4 inches long. The letters BM float over it in a ghostly manner. Then it went down into the swirls and disappeared. There must be a chemical for that. *****

Right

A peek at the gop last week: Okay. If we don't stand for something, we're going to fall. So let's stand on a platform held up by drinkers, on-line shoppers, and private international but adventurous and real investors, with former something's and old family ties that are bound to smile on q. Otherwise, what else have we got? Right.

Part of It

Diana Sroka Rickert invents numbers and stats for her stories. Keep in mind that fiction in newspapers is commonplace today and Diana wants to be part of it.

His Quarantined Pod

Will Pence's campaign encourage other states to buy up for-profit nursing homes to increase profits for states but not increase care? It is a win/win situation in Indiana, except for the people who reside in those nursing homes. Is he calling it "PenceCare"? ***** Drumpf, the Marquee de Sod, Reduced the race to living veggies on a nod. Then he erected Pence fences To assist virtual thoughts and frighten the senses. So after mocking women while threatening the sue, he climbed back into his quarantined pod.

Fun & Light & Airy

The 1% Gang is closer to its one goal. Meanwhile pass around the roles and dig a bigger hole. Our struggle to be free Can't reason with insanity. But we CAN be ourselves at the toll free poll. ***** Umbrellas and tennis balls are too too scarey, Much more scarey than nra bribes and the weapons they carry. Hey! credit cards kill, So do repubs on the hill. Let's keep free speech cages fun & light & airy.

A Black Dress

Moments of silence to wrap around a mum. Moments of singing unless you want to hum. All depend on bribing the greedy. All depend on abusing the needy. Maybe whispered dirges will keep us from going numb. *** Can stink bugs jump from a bluegray suit to a black dress?

The Fall Slate

Domestic killer robots are so helpful and great Because knock out gas plus a trial is too expensive on the plate. What a hassle Protecting the castle. Maybe domestic drone strikes are on the fall and winter slate.

On the Meek

Experience Rio every which way but in Rio, otherwise how will we handle the deaths and contamination when you get back? *** NRA uses members' money to keep us in the bleak. Who murders who today and who is up a creek? Whose turn to turn the other cheek If parrots shall make mirth on the meek?

It Is What It Is

Bribes kill! Bribes from the NRA kill the worst of all. ***** Security! Security! Again the BS&S trucks were lurking for days, shortly before something big happened! It is what it is.

Murdered by Guns

Mr.Speeeeker is not Mr.Listener. He spoke from way up there and said it is a breach of decorous decorum to show pictures of people murdered by guns.

Nine Signs of Being an Abuser

If the choice is between careless and doesn't care at all, then which is the owner of these 9 signs of being an abuser? Blames others, Controlling, Cruel, Hypersensitivity, Makes others responsible for own feelings, Mood swings, Threats of violence, Unrealistic expectations, Verbal abuse and name-calling.

MMR Vaccine

A title from the Perspective from today's Chicago Tribune-"Trump with Christie or Gingrich: A 2-bullies ticket or a 6-marriages ticket?" ***** Life is a Circle: Autism groups might seek aid from Merck and its profits from from the MMR vaccine.

Great American Stumping Bean

A self-chosen queen, A barbaric philistine, A sir of the lodestar, And she who is consecrated from near and far Are part of our great American stumping bean.

Quite Devastated

Sometimes when there is illegal snooping on everyone everywhere, And government computers get hacked every other day without a care, A Secretary of State Has to become master of all our fate To get serious business done. Not everyone is a server with reasons to share. *** Heartbroken and disappointed that people tried to get them INTO the city to do right by all the poor kiddies rather than take away from the people to showcase their excellence on the frontal lobe of Lake Rahm, their melodies got trite and their feelers became quite devastated.

Mayors & Governors & Presidents

Is the answer in the question? Why do narcissistic _ssholes want to be mayors & governors & Presidents?

Thank You For Today

A moment of silence for Paul Phlegming and the Orchestra. *** Thank you for today.

So Very Urban

It's a loss of millions of temporary jobs! It's a loss of billions spent from our citizens' disposable income! It's a loss of trillions of satisfied owner smiles! To what are you referring? No idea. *** Phil and Buster and Mr Murphy and Mr Booker et al and Mr Durbin Served short island tea rather than bourbon. At the beginning it had to start, Using brains and lots of heart. Democracy is so very country and so very urban.

Exist With No Clue

The biggest THANK YOU to the Peoples' House! We all needed that! *** Quality babies who wear cub shirts, Excellent babies who rent oceanside yurts, Are the kind of babies Who never spread rabies, Or hang out with little, only the biggest hurts. *** Needs of the many v.wants of the few Watch every penny or exist with no clue

Far From Bright

An RNC rep asked - How come the Dems are getting money and what about us? The reply was - if you have to ask . . .*** Atlas shrugged into flight wound too tight. He cut and ran under cover of night. The desk and pretext to king can be crazy wary with a toxic sting. Cheating to "win" is far from bright.

Photo-Op

If NRA equals "No Republican Action, wouldn't it be special and great if each bribed politician would return the bribe and start fresh? *** Is a wheel chair strong enough to hold a predator for a photo-op?

No Bill! No Break!

Thank you for this real filibuster made by your union of co-workers! *** No Bill! No Break! *** Who is not against this for the AR15? https://www.bumpfiresystems.com Bumpfiresystems

The Selfish Cur

Gov Rauner, death cult member along with Gov Brownbeck, Gov Walker, and other associates, are the sect's arms of failure. They kill people and animals, then chew on the fur. They pretend failure is victory, but for them, not for you and me. Nasty people who idolize the selfish cur.

Incurable Personality Disorder

Dangerous to Humanity: We began thinking about the profile of a wealthy individual with an incurable personality disorder.

In the Sumpa

Exxon kills. *** Make the White House fence 200 ft tall! 300 ft! 400! Hurry!*** GrossTrumpa, With many a self-induced bumpa, Throws bad brand Tempers to fire the fanned, Sputtering for company in the sumpa.

Own Kind of Groans

Ides of June*** Donald Dumpster throws his stool. Donald Dumpster isn't cool. Personal hates of the absurd Are excused with frenzy & false word. Donald Dumpster is a tool. *** Does Alex have a jones for Roger's stones? Who remembers to buy and pay for old clones? Is Ronnie done yet? Is he? Crazy faces hit sanity in the knee. And everyone knows knee bones have their own kind of groans.

ALL the Piles

Walking a fine line between pleasing corporate masters with action and pleasing voters who are not super delegates with empty words and smiles uses up all available biles and guiles and there are still miles to go before owning ALL the piles.

D T's

Are NATO forces the key? To something called World War III? Where do millions flee? Can we live on top of the toxic sea? *** Is the head of the FAA undergoing mandatory psych exams? *** Are you terrified of being trumpled to death in a fever of fantastical delusions and restless violence? You have the D T's.

Voting Day ALL Day

It is voting day ALL day!

It's Ugly Down There

One who will dish it out but won't take it Is our common bully: all spit no grit. He's an attention junky, With a weak spot on his back monkey. It is a craving for legitimate respect served on a crumpet. *** One-Thank you, Bernie. Two- Is being the party's petty ideal worth it, Naranjaja . . .ja? Three - Hillary, please don't go down to his level. You're going to get stuck. It's ugly down there.

To Say That

United Healthcare was the first corporation to send out protesters against the idea of an affordable health care act. They still suck today, only more so. Nobody paid me to say that.

Played by the Team

Hare net dot calm dot org Is an ego contest hosted by a borg It includes woven stories, Brush-tongued lories, And 1 free trade for a spot in the morgue. *** With 3 we used to get egg rolls. Now we get 2 with peglegs and 1 with the best goals. *** Privatized incompetence taken to the extreme Is the result of a brain trust running on stolen steam. Kicking it into a fence Until everything is dense with dents. A human drain into the void & we get played by the team.

In 1510

A chameleon, a bear, and a tea boy walked into or over or under the bar. Which one ordered a big stick, who asked for honey, which one looked for heads in a jar? *** Before gold not meant for squatters in a glen, Before vigilance committees, after Lassen Peak and lava beds, sequoias and redwoods for the den, In the time of pearl diving, Before covered wagons did the driving, There was the name of California from a Spanish novel in 1510.

I'm Just Saying

Alexander plus Ammons plus Bamberg plus Bowen plus Hart plus Kim plus Pearson plus Salazar equals 8. I'm just saying.

More Than a Whim

The white claw is grim. It recalls essence of life in the dim Light of a last night In the either/or fight, Returning on more than a whim.

A Racehorse's Stall

"The Union" of craters, falls and lost lakes, Survivalists, and organic vegan bakes, Lewis & Clark, Free trade cocoa bark, Phantom ships and wizards cascade through ash and flakes. *** "United We Stand, Divided We Fall" Into Mammoth Cave or Ancient Buried City wall Made by prehistoric mound builders, Before Abe Lincoln or pioneer guilders, Before buckets of coal in a race horse's stall.

One More Touch

Unifry! Party! Unifry! Party!*What are you saying?*Our talking point! Yell it hearty!*You'd be better off praying. *** Republicans are sighing & relaxing. They found big daddy. Nobody is bigger or more daddylike. Nobody. *** The Whine Club has money and time. We have one bunny and a lime. *** They polled themselves & got 2 thumbs up. It hurt a little bit but not too much. So they sipped some something in a winners cup, While robots served more & more & one more touch.

"Before Announcing His Run"

from Kathleen Parker, Chicago Tribune on May 10, 2016 and re: Trump "He was inevitable not because he was The One but because he's a shrewd dealmaker with deep pockets and unencumbered by a moral compass. His platform and style were crafted to fit the findings of extensive polling he commissioned before announcing his run."

Bring Out The Trolls!

Speaking of the "soft bigotry of low expectations", is West Virginia too poor for Hillary? * " Mountaineers Always Free " They have to be. Where is the sea? Where are the mines or lumber or steel? Where are the sheep & cattle, farms, or futures that are real? Coal-dusted mornings got naturally gassed, we almost agree. * Frauding the votes & faking the polls, Stealing rights & playing off roles. Honor is harder to spin Than gold is into tin. Where is the trust? Bring out the trolls!

Our Money Not His

Dangling Participles- The whine club will have to do more wrecking*To get way uber the order of pecking.*As it is*Lousy with lice---their biz*Especially during the times of self-checking. *** Sir Feet-*Be careful what you wish for. Mega free attention becomes cloying, a bore,Even as ruining stuff ruins your own front door, And you wake up each morning clamoring for more. *** We know the reality show that is Donald.*His "strengths" are bluster, bravado & bs. For everything else he delegates to others. His choice for VP would be the actual President. The D himself would be monopolising the cameras, seeking attention always. Frequent breaks would mean flying to golf courses everywhere using our money not his.

Too High For That

The Hawk ain't got no culture* Or arts or museums on the Lake. Brrr* If only a southern strategy* Of thank you thank you, rich person* Could color our future with sweet nothings and fake fur. * Museum equals a place for keeping and exhibiting works of art, scientific specimen, etc. The Lucas building fits into the etc. category. * Only a ghostly menace of a fantasy can save the poor children! But not where the poor children really live! Oh no! Standards are too high for that!

More Like Workel

Mellody says Chicago's poor black & brown kiddies, What about them, their future museum fees and current pities? The rich make the best Plans for themselves. The rest Of us don't understand life, lakes, or cities. * One knight of the Golden Circle Disappears an end-time jerkel. Lady plants herself in the path Because corporate loosing is winning. Do the math. Sometimes clear sailing is more like workel.

Flamming Our Flims

Who manufactured, stored, and sent faulty ammunition to the Chicago Police Department? Why hide the names? Why protect criminals? * "Unresolved symptoms" Require more drugs. Research for cause dims. Pugs and mugs sell Drugs and bugs, Flamming our flims.

Mr President, Mind Your Own Business

Last call for 2016's April fools, Fearfuls, shirkers and pocket tools. People who worship at the feet of Wall street Love their own pockets & isn't that neat That old way is dying and very stinky. It's scarey stuff, grab your binky. We can do anything without having to cheat. Whatever the weather, even in heat. * Location, location, location Call it nerve "gas" for war & invasion Call it nerve "agent" for home, work, and yard Where we inhale our mutated grain treacle through lead straws lined with lard. * You'd rather have a violent one or a peaceful one? Mr President, mind your own business.

Isn't It?

America's soul burst When America self cursed America has insatiable durst America is no longer first America is immersed In America the worst. And so how about a "New Democratic Republican" party that is PRO Constitution? * Dear Eddie Arruza of WTTW, Abusers are the ones who are sentenced. Abusers are not victims. The pedophile network is everywhere, isn't it?

Petty and Mean

Sure, we should have had our first woman President 100 years back in the past, But we did not. Today the objections to Lady Clinton are vast. She lacks basic honesty, Has no regard for others' free will yet is still ours to pity. But hey, when furthering her own ambition, she learns fast. * President Obama has made very few errors, but those few are enormous and destructive: fracking, the TPP, arctic oil drilling, more troops sent to be maimed and killed, to name 4. * Two sides of the same Wall St coin: Trump, forever an unstable boy of 14, Hillary, without the red power tie & still her turn to be queen. Either way, 90-99% of US Will be thrown under the corporate bus. Both are selfish, petty and mean.

Yourself

Dear Scott Levin, As Paladin said, save a bullet for yourself.

Vaxxed the Movie

If we do not stop the early age MMR (MeaslesMumpsRubella) vaccine, by the year 2032 80% of boys will have autism. Vaxxed the movie.com

Their Butts Hurt

When a DH knows where the bodies are buried And he needs a beard so he remains married Some are forced to write letters, Some are appetite whetters, And some express their love for youth in Asia. *** Excerpts from letters for Dennie, pedophile and page lover about town: 1) he gets his pedophile values from someone called the lord, 2) he was never happier than when watching boys in the shower, 3) he was the worst kind of public official, 4) he never said no when it came to boinking boys, 5) he liked to watch their development, 6) he was always giving and giving and giving until their butts hurt.

"He Got Nothin'

So far this year, 1/4 of all gun deaths in the US have occurred in Chicago. Maybe the Lucas Museum will have a special murder room to honor its host city.* From Neil Steinberg in the Chicago Sun-Times,April 22, 2016: Re: Rahm "If he hits his head doing a flip turn in the pool at the East Bank Club tomorrow and drowns, he'd be remembered for mishandling, at best, or covering up, at worst, the Laquan McDonald killing, which jarred him from unpopular to despised. The big problems: the pension, school and violence crises got worse under his watch. Without a Lucas Museum, he got nothin'."

Again

When independent voters are not allowed to vote in primaries, the system IS rigged even if it is difficult to believe. Even then. * Verizon is no good. * Is it really the Zika virus or is it Merck's drug that does the damage? * My idea re: bathrooms--- If you want to stand, follow this arrow. If you want to sit, follow this other arrow. * Since Condi Rice is one of the people responsible for allowing the BP oil blowout in the Gulf and people who helped clean up now have leukemia, perhaps she will help them pay their doctor and hospital bills. * The system of closed primaries is a rigged one so that the house always wins. The will of the majority takes it on the shins and chins. Mama knows best. Shirley, you jest. Someone has to pay for capitalism and its sins. * Without the rigged system of closed primaries, Hillary knows she would lose. Again.

Subpoena Him

Is the Center for Disease Control as corrupt as it seems to be? * Mrs Clinton, You took away Edward Snowden's passport during his flight to Russia. As a leader, what would you do to him? * derDrumpf, Bankruptcy is the opposite of success. How would you turn yourself around to be a successful leader? *Mr Sanders, We love you. You're the best. * Love the zygote, loathe the child. Our abuse-based economy can be round filed. Yes it can, Despite the man With an ill nature so bitter & biled. * William Thompson is asking to give a deposition under oath to Congress. Is anyone brave enough to subpoena him?

Djerma

Is every voter 6 rumored sightings away from Mark Kirk? Should Anita Hill replace Clarence Thomas? When a public employee is a criminal as he/she takes the oath of office, should we double or triple their pension? re: Democracy Spring Last week there were over 800 arrests in Washington DC. They are trying to get $$$ out of politics. The media doesn't like that. A Siamese Persian from Burma Loved a druid on Terra firma. So an Egyptian mau With a very high brow Named their first 3 kids Djerma.

Think About That

My IDDDD is screaming!***Ma'am?***Ignore! Dismiss! Discredit! Disqualify! Defeat!***Who, ma'am?***My competition! My Democratic competition! He is making me lose my patience!***You did that by yourself, ma'am. Try to relax. Try to adapt. Try to ease up.***Screaming! ***** Think about this * Fused * Confused * Defused * Perfused * Refused * Think about that.

Positions on the Hill

Hedging bets and people is an immoral new skill. Don't forget the chump change bribery which buys extreme good will. Ask Ed Schultz about his from the Clintons. Sh . . . ask quietly, do cheap dates sin tons? Well, it can lead to awkward positions on the hill.

It Saves the Freight

Wyoming is the Equality State. Wildlife is wild and fish take the bait. Songbirds bow to meadowlarks With Indian paintbrushes in the parks. "Let arms yield to the gown." It saves the freight.

From the Hillage

Bernie, don't ever change. Hillary, you need more character and its references. * It took a village. Now it could eat the place, maybe pillage Because the decades' long plan is wrinkling up. It's the last chance to grab one powerful cup. It requires much courage to be a truth teller from the Hillage.

Who Knows

Testing, testing. Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio May very well take a trip to Gubbio: Get to know their new old team, Create a new old seamless seam. Perhaps we'll watch on the tubio. Who knows.

Who Knows

Oui the Peeps formed a more perfect bunion from cheap shoes, established self I justifications which courted disaster, tried to privatize or destroy the tranquil bays and other spaces of beauty, provided a virtual gun to every pocket, promoted the common good hoodie, secured oligarchy for ourselves and our posteriors, then ordained and established jerrymandered constituencies for US and for America!

Believe in Science

Reciprocal corruption by the embarrassment of pols And their unregulated dolls Of capitalism Created a terrible schism. The non answer to schism is the ugliness of walls. * When a pea-sized piece of Peace Costs more than 140 countries wrapped in fleece, Way more than that, And the fat cats are much too fat, In what season do global worms go on the decrease? * I admire a person who is smart enough to believe in science.

The Big Money Fold

Can a person's ambition be blinding and too icy cold to notice dangers? Can a person be tone deaf and love the tones of gold from moneychangers? And can a person love the tones of gold from banks despite their stanks of old mold? Be it the Blackstone or bush or lonely rangers, Wanna get rolled with herself into the big money fold?

His god Factor

Has the FBI begun investigating the illegal voter suppression that is happening this year -2016 - in one state after another? * Surprise test question! White "christian" terrorists have been a plague in the US since what year? * One trick vermin in a virtual blue turban began curbin' his intake of bourbon. He has one plan; an unnatural plan to steal from the poor and give to the rich and turn the States into the kochs' toxic waste can. He calls it the king Lear reactor part of his god factor.

Ours to Bear

Did someone in the trumpet cult bug bomb their own catapult 4 f x only? * If rood equals cross and cruz equals cross, then crisscross applesauce spiders crawling up our knees tight squeeze now we've got the shivers. It may make US the cross that is ours to bear.

The Tie That Binds

They scream: Hall monitors! Patrols! Security! Walls! But there is brittleness in the backbones and rashness on the balls. They do have microphones and their own messed up calls. Certain pols are radicalized by fear in their own minds. They imagine the sky is falling on their personal behinds. Every opportunity is the President's fault. He is the tie that binds.

Strike a Fire

Flint - both the city in Michigan and the opaque stone equal hard and useful and strike a fire.

Stay Out Of It

Dear Mr President of wealthy corporations and the rest of US, and Dear Debbie of the DNC who wants to waterboard the working poor with payday loans: This will shock you so please sit down. We like choices. We will come together in Philly in July. Until then, stay out of it.

Oh So Breezily

Trumpf (T is silent) & Jerry Springer make a simpatico team. Throw in Gallagher and the team would be dream, Especially if we were in the middle ages And someone was backturning the pages. Same story another thread and an unseemly seam. * Crystal balls can be a riot, And don't they break easily. Rather than buy one and ply it, Deny it oh so breezily.

Right?

After years of keen interest in the virtual violence of professional "wrestling" and some practice runs in the arts of fake reality and fake business, the kid was ready to host his own traveling bad medicine show. So he did. How the displays amused and excited him! And he was his own best orchestra leader and cheerleader. At least that's the story us morons always heard from our moron parents and our moron grandparents. It takes one with the mental age of 8-12 years to know another one of the same mental age. Right?

Soft Parts Softer

If you experience spin turtle bleeding, confabrication of the mastedon process, or forensically ocular vicissitudes, they say add, don't subtract, another pill to your diet. And of course, vote and vote some more every single time. * Will success foil Ben Assleck? * Pastey Hooding, the man who would be ring bearer of tomorrow, should and could be confined to the 5th floor. Years of bleaching his brain pan have rendered all of the soft parts softer.

Not People

Trump is a very ordinary _hit spredder with low ambitions. There is nothing special or Presidential about him. He sells lies and violence and pain. He has no value to the human condition, quite the opposite. (I've been so wrong. _ssholes are not people.)

A Really Great Price

Ted Instead: Hi, some people! I could have called myself a cool name like Rafe. But one day when I was being smeared with oil, it hit me that God was a friend of mine. I heard whispered words saying I was his gift. Wow. You know, Ted is Greek for "God's Gift." Fate is fate. It was years too late when I found out that gift is the Greek word for "poison." Smiles everyone! * Hillary, play nice. You've been given that advice once or twice. We need more honest queens Your ends do not always justify your means. But guess what Learning curves are on sale at a really great price.

Or Be Nice

Old con's into penile Technology became senile Before Ronnie Calcified into the Donnie And was offshored from the mean green isle. * Crude is lacking maturity and tact and Irresponsible is not being answerable and Vulgar is lacking in good manners or language and Ignoble is low in character and aims and Coarse is lacking fineness.

Cannot Go To Town

Are you cactus intolerant? Have you been told your eyes are adorable but not the independent glint? Are you getting shorter? Are you becoming a bs sorter? Yes answers win virtual smiles even though out of print. * Anyone can be a whitefaced clown Or wear an upsidedown frown Or have lientery of the word Or selfmedicate to the slurred But nobody cannot go to town.

Calm.net Kiss a Vet

Pull the lever til the 12th of whenever Such a deal won't last forever Double the negative @ twice the price Roll the dice: extra slice or be Nice? * Calm.net Kiss a vet.

When the System Cheats

Black Votes Matter Trump is a ratter Bernie is himself Hillary is a work in progress And so are we Black votes still matter. * Every vote matters Even when the system cheats. Overwhelming with votes matters Especially when the system cheats.

Stolen Bauble or Two

When an adult boy has mommy rage in that unfillable hole in his Id, and he wears his Ego on top of his combover and all over his words and he has a Super ego the size of last year's Easter egg that fell off the wall and cracked, he will never be ok-ed. But will he be ko-ed? * The bible of libel is liable to contain a stolen bauble or two.

Clarity is Coming!

Clarity is coming!

Whistles and Caws

Marter for THE cause Of turning brick into straws, And unplanning zygotes, And whitewashing layers & coats. Who needs regulations or whistles & caws?

Loop It

With quasi-official unwording, Mr Shtupid Peed on the fringe of yesterday & kissed 'er cupid Bought and sold Nasty and bold Pick the blister then perma loop it.

Too Hot

Part of the 1% gang and inspirational support matrix to the unoccupied territories * In the world of Tom Ricketts (Ted Cruz lookalike), words are surreal while actions are not. When carried around on a pillow, sometimes that's all one's got. Support hose jobs & gut shots until it gets too hot.

Every Itch

Oren hatched an egg & named it Mitch. Accomplices loitered with Mitch in a super fancy ditch Until a polar point was ripe Enough to Turn OP brand into tripe And unregulate scratch for every itch.

Who could plame the _sshole or Torture is not torture. * Dick Cheney's toxic burn pits Were nothing personal,1 of his bits Such as asbestos & oil spills Face shooting & unlawful kills. Evil is as evil does when ordering hits * Koch wrack koch wrack Have you any pull? Yes sir yes sir 3 bags full: 1 for the _astards 1 for their ptomaine 1 for their market so freely insane. * The Companion Animal Parasite Council has a map.

Bromides Are Trite

I have no use for the new business model of obsession compulsion. Five or even two unsolicited emails on one Sunday? What is your problem? * From bromo seltzer to potassium bromide, "Ergo where'd the hair go" played everywhere. Bromides are trite.

Getting Grim

Is it okay now for the rest of We the People to enjoy the wildlife refuge, even We the People who actually live in Oregon?
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Bernie is the best of us, Trump is the worst of us.
Do we need a statesman who doesn't publicly cuss,
Or a loser
And abuser?
Let's vote overwhelmingly with all the mustered fuss.
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According to our we crooked political system
Losers are winners and the public is so dim.
That means the Carolina Panthers won!
And thinking about stuff is done!
Wow. I thought prospects were getting grim.

Late

St Sabina didn't have to go all the way to China
To find a myna at the dinah
Because return tickets
Fall on pickets
And city hall pity mall is quite a whinah.
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An indiscriminate killer sues his victim's estate.
Will the unfairly murdered trash tradition & ask for a rebate?
Again with the wait?
What about fate?
It takes forever and a day when karma gets in late.

Dear O's

If you like cancer but do not like cancer patients with their accessible medications, bribe your politicians to vote for the TPP.
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Is triangulation or dishonesty a character flaw?
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S.O.P. may look like "mistakes"
But whoa, stop, put on the brakes.
Procedural standards
Cater to the dirty birds.
Rising to do right is for babies and cakes.
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Ciphers within oughts within nothingness within zeroes
Are the inversed reverse of winners and heroes.
Super polls
and
Grouper bowls
Add up to more ads, dears o's.

Outsourced

Laughter is never canned or forced
Since the airs horsed
Around a bit,
While standing in s_it
Reality has been outsourced.

A More Selfish Wish?

The monster is dying, as monsters do.
In the meantime it gets ugly, makes a fearful stew
Of colors and numbers
And Miss Carriage's plumbers.
It tasted awful. Naturally, sales grew and grew.
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Their ancient plans started from rot
Holey crows "give" their best shot
And go downhill from there
Oh cheeses, let's all beware!
Two many kochs spoil the pot.
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"Gross human equality fetish"
Infers it's everybody's job to bring a dish
Taking turns
Is an idea of Bern's
A good one? Or should we make a more selfish wish?

Shape They're In

Hi! I'm the koch bros. puppet BooBooBundy.
Their toilet may be the Bay of Fundy
And anywhere else
They covet
Even out of the way counties around Grundy
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Fonz isn't cool, Fred is dead & others
Taking advantage of misfortunes, those mothers
Are counting their money
Which is impossibly unfunny,
Twist turning profit into loss of another's.
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They were having a flat you lent,
When by accident or intent

An insipid cruciferous,
And what's the difference,
Got steamed, spending the gas on rent.
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Our world is his jury
While he curries the fury
Of new murica: a missal missile
Prayerfully wrapped in last season's gristle.
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On a WIM around the lake
For almighty profit's sake
Wisconsin Illinois Michigan
Kick people for the shape they're in

Gun Safety

Saudi Arabia or the US -  which is a bigger threat to security?
Saudi Arabia or the US - which wallows in it's religious purity?
Who will hang with the queen
Of murder? She's mean.
Bullies always get their rewards with surety.
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If intimidate = make timid or inspire with fear, it is understandable when a certain type of individual would be afraid of the very first tentative baby step in gun safety.

The Gaia's

• Tails of 2015

The lunatic fringe tried to make it's one bone
There was more than one moderate to sever podium crone
Simplicity of the kill was found in the drone
Monetizations evoked an anguished groan
Somebody lost a mother named Joan
Weather apps sucked a big energy loan
More monetizations drew an anguished moan
Only profit guided the backwardly prone
Tests for religious patriotism used a virtual neck stone
Being the nasty was okay if enough ugly was added to tone.
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An idioblast from central cast
Stuffed a mouthful fast
With his cues
For preempting news.
Vibrations of negativity were vast.
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Some call it "man-splaining"
I call it talent for stating the obvious.
Some call it "winter's raining"
I call it mournful tears of the Gaia's.

Flies

Alberta clipper
Biggest dipper
Multi line equipper
Line 67 flipper
Get a gripper
"Keystone" was hipper
Canadian ripper
Silent shipper
Guaranteed spills in our slipper
If you have a last right, stripper
Why tipper after you whipper.
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Never manufacturing a crisis he doesn't like,
Joe capitalist tells Joe consumer to take a hike.
Then it gets out of hand,
Monopolizing thin air into brand,
There's nothing left to fix a bike.
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Cloud infiltration
Cyberwarfare
Data breaches
Internet hacking
Extortion ransomware
Spear phishing
Happy new year.
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"War is a criminal enterprise."
Let's not look that in the eyes.
Year after year?
Don't worry, dear.
It is amazing how time flies.