Thank 'er, Babies

Behind closed doors, Banker Babies were brainstormed into
legalizing Wall St. boosters.
The first 2 weeks were free, then the Canker Babies were
invented to scripturize the side-effects of daily drug pushers.
Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly reeked of Ranker Babies who legitimized
Prop Babies and their channels.
Rusty statutes and stowaways baptized, capsized, and laundered Tanker Babies for your hungry, your tired, your weak.
How vile is this - Wank Yanker Babies were thought up to ratify
the Amendment Diddler babies.
So quite naturally then the Anchor Babies lawyered up until
the ocean got clean, right after all those other babies grew up.
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Do you object to a cultural center, Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly?
Yes. I ain't got no culture so why should it be centered?
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Newt said he would become a Christian on the same day
Saudi Arabia sells him a church or when salamanders fly.
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Sometimes you grab the wrong stationery in a broken down building and Charlie Rangel writes you a letter. How does that work?
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Dr. Adora DissingHer: Uncaring? Insensitive? Fragile as a doorstop?
With 32 years of dermal abrasion to enthrall herself, she wants her fans to know she lives next to the ocean. Dr. Adora cannot speak beyond her first thought, but she said "that's okay". She also said hate is an equal opportunity employer and she has her son's microphone to work on her rage against God.
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Will the powers that be do anything at all to stop WikiLeaks? Will they even try to stop it by accusing the owner of a crime he
did not commit?

The U.S. - the Only Future in Town

The future is the day after tomorrow!
If you want to play a part in it with your creative self,

apply to one or both of our on-line,

on-the-way-to-being-accredited,

I-am-so-great, after-school schools.

One will teach you how to be a vegetable chopper/meat de-boner.

The other will provide expert instruction on the fine art of

body fluid clean up and air perfumery.

Apply as if these were the only 2 futures in town,

because they are.

Yes, education really is for everyone!

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How else can a government demonstrate its almighty power than to bring it down on a woman?

F_x Opinion Channels

Hi. We are the F_x Opinion Channels.

Iran

says we are an arm of the

CIA

and that isn't too far wrong.

To be more precise,

we are an arm of the

.2 welfare elite.

Why else

would we get

first chair

in the press room?

It wasn't for our good looks.