Stung at Heart

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Romney pledged to "boost" jobs, not unlike the time-honored boosting at the mall. He said, as governor of Massachusetts, he is proud to say there were only 3 states lower than his in jobs jobs jobs. He pledged to put US on the bottom, with nobody lower. Romney said he has the experience and the practice to do just that. He knows he can do it!
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Who could have said this? We could cut the defense budget in half today and be just as safe. We believe in telling our seniors the truth about their waste as burdens who want to eat. I want that food.
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Lie = false statement made with the intent to deceive;
an intentional untruth
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Romney vows another new prosperity for his friends and family and any future horses he may or may not have, but only if the middle class can be conned into paying his way. Clap if you want to.
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Polk 'em, Mr. Romney, Polk 'em kinda good
Do it without US even saying you would
No dark horse dancing
No liquored up enhancing
38 53 or kite, just because you could.
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Romney likes Polk. Polk likes Jackson and Van Buren. Jackson likes his Trail of Tears and the "spoils system" way of doing politics. Van Buren likes the US Treasury and Texas as a territory. How hysterically historical.
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Teary trails can come true
They can happen to you
If you're stung at heart.

A Yam on the Lam

"Paul Ryan Stands on a Foundation of Lies" by Steve Benen
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/08/30/13566768-paul-ryan-stands-on-a-foundation-of-lies?lite
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Day before yesterday's poem for Paulie and his pro tem:
Duck duck goose the ish ooze.
You tackle. He's an end. Take a cruise.
Make more division,
More nuclear fission.
Have you thought ahead to the day you lose?
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Yesterday's polling question:
Can Ann Romney get past some of her biases and come to her senses?
Today's talley:
99% responded with NO!
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Yesterday's poem for Ann and her Puerto Rico:
The Par Tee Partays
Bought sharp E shar-peis
With every false promise
Some salsa and hummus
And 7 hot car bays at Barclays
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Iceland, the real true leader of the world -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HBVQJBQoWY&feature=share
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Today's poem for Ann's husband and his humor:
A sham of a ham
A tam full of jam
Both yes and no ma'am
Don't tell Uncle Sam
He yam who he yam
A yam on the lam.

Real Good

If you heard any of the Republican governors speak at the convention, the "we're so great" talk of balanced budgets, surpluses, jobs jobs jobs, nobody understands business like them may have sounded believable. Lies with a smile are lies with a smile.

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Though they are extremists who work against 99% of US,

the "conservatives" do work to conserve the

hoarding done by the perverted and the profane.

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Amen, Alan Clemmons. You are a nut, probably

not a peanut, probably a different kind.

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"We Built It!"

We Guilt It!

We Jilt It!

We Tilt It!

We Wilt It!

We Killt It!

We Killt It Real Good!

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Unlivable Wages

Oh, Smitty. Oh, Smitty. If only you were committed to protect the sanctity of the lives of all the Smith women in the world. If only.
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Everyone has compassion for at least one living thing.
Hitler had compassion for his dog. Big deal.
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You and we are the bond. Agree?
That and the schemers of pond zee
Yester's day at the fair
Today gets US wear
Shabby shaikhs all in a quandry.
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Dark ages Rusty cages Faulty gauges Obsolete pages Self-indulgent rages Quiet sages Unlivable wages

"Why Revolt is All We Have Left" and "The Crackpot Caucus"

Romney-cide! the Romney cried. Romney-denied! the Romney cried. Romney-fried! the Romney cried. Romney-hide! the Romney cried. Romney-lied! the Romney cried.
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A Romney news update: Romney said he needs the votes of "white working-class voters," but his lack of appeal is working against him. He said people who work appreciate character and honesty and he tried, but he can't act that part.
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Mark Karlin from Truth Out.org interviews Chris Hedges -
http://truth-out.org/opinion/item/11032-truthout-interviews-chris-hedges-about-why-revolt-is-all-we-have-left

"Why Revolt is All We Have Left"

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Timothy Egan:
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/08/23/the-crackpot-caucus/

"The Crackpot Caucus"

You May Be Alive

An article from former governor Charlie Crist - why he backs President Obama
http://www.tampabay.com/opinion/columns/article1247631.ece
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You know where the Republican convention is to be held down in Tampa? 62% of it was built with government handouts, plus on the backs of voting taxpayers. The Republicans like to say they "built this"  all alone the hard way. They're exhausted.
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Romney has been campaigning for six (6!) years. We still do not know who he is. Presidential material or not so much?
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If you believe republicans stand for fiscal and military wastefulness and social repression, if you believe President Obama is hated because he is a visible mix of races, if you believe Michael Steele was thrown away because he, too, is a visible mix of races, if you believe that any African American faces you see at the Tampa convention will be dark, dark, very dark to dispel any wayward thoughts about mixing races, you may be alive.

What If

"The men who stare at zygotes"
Are wondering if their boat floats
Who cares
Comb your hairs
Have you memorized your rote votes?
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He purchased his bishop prick
From lobbyist Ben Dover's dick,
A gee man for the House,
With the energy of a mouse,
And the heavenly undergarments of a chick.
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What will they be doing in Tampa?
They'll do what they're best at - nothing or worse than nothing.
Then it'll cost a fortune.
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What if our entire universe is on the microscopic head of a pin? What if?

Bishop Romney Has a Lot to Hide

Why stop at the first brilliant idea for storing weapons that comes along - putting weapons where teenagers spend their school days? There are more. Let's turn Alzheimer patients' closets into armories and the bottom of hospital baby cribs into arsenals. And then please announce the locations on the news. Whatever we do, let's not store weapons at the police stations - their trigger fingers cannot handle the responsibility.
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Doug Out never got a chance to meet his hero, Jim Shorts. He still has hope.
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MayorahM, You've been a good boy this week. Give yourself $14.9 million to play with.
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Bishop Romney? May we ask two questions besides this one?

We'll see. I have a lot to hide.

Do you believe in elbow power?

You can't ask me about that. And your second question is . . .

Do you believe in bunion power?

That question is verboten.

What?

So is that one.
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"The Bain Files: Inside Mitt Romney's Tax-Dodging Cayman Schemes" by John Cook
http://gawker.com/5936394/the-bain-files-inside-mitt-romneys-tax+dodging-cayman-schemes
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Bishop Romney has a lot to hide.

One Century Back

Just in from the Ryan/Romney/Akin/Willke team:
This is about us. It is about our egos and ours desires. This is about our bribery money. It is about our fear of the voters. We have Fox and Fox Lite in our pockets. Real journalists are against us. Real principals are against us, so we stand on them. Sure, we are obsessed with women's bodies and the ways for us to control them. We are the Washington elites. Try not to be misinformed about the septic stink all around us.
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Mitt Romney, Todd Akin, John Willke, and Paul Ryan
Are selling a repression that nobody's buyin'
Watch their walk
Not their talk
Of course they'll keep lyin' to make US start cryin'.
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". . . floating down the river with the rest of US logs"
were the self-appointed inheritors, the kings of all the cogs
"the end justifies the means"
so lying is okay? You're full of beans
make up any old thing, you old hogs still ain't herding the dogs
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Together, verbal diarrhea and oral prestidigitation and a handful of idiots really can kill time.
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Romney wants the buck to stop with him so that he can hoard it offshore, all the while reiterating "I'll get back to you. I'll get back to you." He never does.
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We are the Secret Order of Free Mason Jars, a mutual assistance and sisterly love society of canners with manners. I sense you want the stockyard tanners who are all about odoriferous-free banners. They're down the street and one century back.

They ARE each other.

Psst, if you were just born yesterday or this morning, the republicans do not like women.
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Romney and Ryan hide too much information and give out too much misinformation. Liars and cheats do not make good Presidents and Vice-Presidents.
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"How to Succeed in Business Without Adding Value" by David Moberg, In These Times,
or how to be like Romney - 
http://inthesetimes.com/article/13704/how_to_succeed_in_business_without_adding_value/
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The Republican party of 2012 IS Todd Akin and Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney. There is no distancing themselves from each other. They ARE each other.

Fake It

Remember, how much money a person collects from others is the only way to weigh the important decisions in life: Whether to marry in or out of your species, Whether to make bribes or take bribes, Whether to live your religion or mock it, Whether or not to take an active role in your own voting, Whether to keep the wealthy in the style to which they are accustomed or love thy neighbor and thyself too.
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 If it is faux, they can fake it.

Or Both?

They are perfect for each other - Steve King and Todd Akin and Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney.
Todd Akin and Steve King, legitimately released from their padded cells by Reagan, or just your average republicans who say out loud what all of them whisper in quiet meetings, or both?

A Couple of Maroons

Doug Preisse is another lobbyist rewarded with the title of republican chair of some county. This time it is Franklin County in Ohio. Doug is their bravo sierra man, full of it up to his eyeballs. He enjoys insulting, threatening, and intimidating others, but in a fair and reasonable way. And while he appears to be alive and breathing, he claims to have no opinion about the Marriage Act. Yeah, right.
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Todd Akin obviously spends a great deal of time thinking about the inner workings of the female body. Perhaps that is how he avoids the scarey reality of life.
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Job destroyer, the Mitt, the glove
Small-minded enough to squeeze out the love
As Ann's queen of fables
He guts our bountiful tables,
Abandons the poor and gives them a shove.
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Mama in her designer hammock
Lazy Daddy counting coin
Paulie throwing an Uncle Sam rock
Inviting nobody to join.
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Does your Mama depend on Medicare because her wealth has no health, or because she never spends her own money? It all depends.
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Puffed up with the hot air of his own interior gases and quite proud of his inability to adapt, the candidate thinks he is a shoe-in for dictator of the year. His partner is vacillating between being the social security hypocrite or the food stamp hypocrite. They both have a lot to hide after they think about it. What a couple of maroons.

Turmoils

"Paul Ryan's High Threshold for Hometown Pain" by Roger Bybee
http://inthesetimes.com/article/13682/paul_ryan_janesville_pain/
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Oh, a double-crossing right (in the 2nd half)
The 3 Stooges in "Income Tax Sappy" (1954)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM1YrKQqT10
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Ohio's Republican elections chief suspended 2 Democrats on the county board
http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/4e75889796e84eec8d9b91cdbd23bb2b/OH--Ohio-Elections-Voting-Rules
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Dumb waiters of fur boils
Master baiters of slur royals
Dividers
Insiders
Instigators of turmoils.

Asking For It

If republican = a person who favors a country in which the supreme power rests in the body of citizens entitled to vote and the power is exercised by the elected representatives, and if conservative = a cautious and moderate person who preserves existing conditions, than the labels of "republican" and "conservative" are completely and utterly false when it comes to the Ryan/Romney team.
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65 of Paul Ryan's votes in Congress added up to $6.8 trillion more debt. Helping US or not so much?
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Paul Ryan's proposal to burden the middle class with a tax increase in order to give another break to the wealthy, means that his partner "Mitt Romney would pay a 0.82 percent tax rate on his $21 million annual earnings." Poor Mitt - 0.82 percent tax rate!!! Why does he have to pay more than the electric company?
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"Who is Paul Ryan?" by David Sirota
http://inthesetimes.com/article/13684/who_is_paul_ryan/
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Mr. Paul Ryan, you did ask for the stimulus money.

No, I did not.

Here is your signature.

Well, I signed for the stimulus money, I didn't ask for it.

I think you are asking for it.

Quit Attacking Us

Hit and miss
Mitt and hiss
Paul's gall
Gaul's pall
Wit and wis
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Lazy butts A thousand cuts Gopher guts Designer huts Mind your mutts Crackers for your nuts One bling and a putz Avoid the ruts Automatically shuts King queen & the little tuts Who when where why what-whats
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Dear Mitt, So far, your job interview is not going very well. You seem to be under the impression that you are going for the dictator position. Not true. You are merely interviewing for the Presidential position. You must comply. You are undocumented, unprepared, and unqualified. Thank you.
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Ann Romney! The pit bull of tax evasions and your husband's favorite tell! We insist you hand over the tax returns. There is no way around that fact.

We hide our tax returns because we have things to hide. We are ashamed, unvetted, and pretty darn small-minded. Is that so hard to understand? Why are you always attacking us?

You don't exist in a bubble. Polite society has rules you may never understand. Let's change the subject. Would Mitt do the same kind of job as President that he did as Governor?

Exactly.

While Mitt was governor of Massachusetts, there were only three (3!) governors of other states who were bigger failures as job creators than he was. His performance has been described as pathetic.

Exactly. Quit attacking us.

Mold Spores

Old news can be interesting. For instance, for 2 years Paul Ryan got survivor's benefits from Social Security and he used the money for college. It reminds me of Ryan's mentor, Ayn Rand, when she was on Food Stamps, the hypocrite part not the college part. Then there is the private meeting with bankers, Ryan's immediate dumping of stock, and his protestations of innocence, saying it is never insider trading when he does it. Who knows what favors Ryan's staff did for the chair of Plan 2008 at the University of Wisconsin. Who knows? Paul Ryan approves of construction unions only, especially when the projects are federally-funded. He is against all of the other unions. Could the family business - "Ryan Incorporated Central" - be the reason construction unions are on Ryan's short list of approvals? Endogamous mergers are always nice this time of year.
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Paul Ryan and Bishop Mitt Romney, self-deluded and religiously free enough to boot their fellow human beings into extreme suffering, or just two more greedy s.o.b.'s, or both?
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"Five Ways Privatization Degrades America"
http://www.nationofchange.org/five-ways-privatization-degrades-america-1344864526
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Shhh . . . don't say VOUCHER, don't say PRIVATIZATION, don't say the PRIVATIZATION OF MEDICARE BY REPLACING IT WITH THE RYAN/ROMNEY VOUCHER CARE PLAN. Shhh . . .
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How is the secret surveillance called "TrapWire" going in the US? Too bad the pervs don't watch themselves.
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Phonies fakes and shams
2 dancing they ams
PD does agree
A mitten should be free
To work on more d*mn scams.
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Cold wars Sold Cores Old whores Gold doors Bold bores Hold chores Fold stores Rolled mores Tolled shores Mold spores

Old or New, Which Do You Prefer

Deut.15:11
"For the poor shall never cease out of the land; therefore I command thee, saying, Thou shalt open thine hand wide unto thy brother, to thy poor, and to thy needy, in thy land."
Job 24:4
"They turn the needy out of the way; the poor of the earth hide themselves together."
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Deja vu all over again -
Is the Ryan/Romney VoucherCare Plan that will privatize Medicare and cost each senior thousands more, a cranked up version of the Cheney/Bush Social Security Plan?
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Which Mr Ryan and Mr Romney want to kill Medicare and increase the military budget? Which Mr Ryan and Mr Romney want to increase taxes on the middle class and give the wealthiest another tax break? Which Mr Ryan and Mr Romney want each corporation to be treated as a person, an insane person? Which Mr Ryan and Bishop Romney love us all to death in their own religious way?

This is Fun Already!

There have not been more jobs created in the US over the last 12 years because the "job creators" did not care to use their obscene profits in that way, and because the republicans in Congress have been and continue to be do-nothing obstructionists, on orders from the "job creators".
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How Romney's youth prepared him to be older:
Being a coward prepared him to be a bully.
Being a bully prepared him to kick people when they're down.
Existing on other people's money prepared him to exist on other people's money.
Hiding himself overseas prepared him to hide stolen money overseas.
Lying prepared him for lying.
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The Ryan/Romney Plan:
1. The destruction caused by increased oil drilling and gas fracking will take care of animals and the beloved sports of hunting, fishing, eating, and drinking clean water.
2. The increased war budget and the decreased People budget should take care of most of the people. Religious freedom dictates that the remaining people crawl away and die somewhere.
3. Before ending the People budget and without even getting elected, make up wild crazy accusations against the President.
That'll be so funny.
4. Gosh, love life and share it with everyone.
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Ry, not only could you be my son, but you are definitely the new core of my new being. I am a crook and my tax returns will back me up on that. I needed you. No matter what happens, let's stay in touch. Thanks, kid.

Mittie, my Mitt, you are most welcome. Like a bug on a bush, I have been waiting for this second polar point. We will for sure harm people, thousands of people, buy hey!

Well, guy, I haven't really experienced that kind of outside myself thinking for at least 50 years. Hold on. Give me a sec . . .
I suppose we will hurt countless people, but it's for a great cause. You and I and the very richest people are going to make so much money that who cares about those others. Did you hide your tax returns with mine?

Just wanted to touch on that right up front. Okay! Yes, I hid them! Great, partner! I'll go out there and put some charm and a shot in the arm into our campaign hype! This is fun already!
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Bread Instead

It is tough to come back when you're dead
Both in the water and in everybody's head
Jesus said to be kind
So stick 'em in the hind
Let's talk progress & common good & bread instead.
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from Lee Saunders, president of AFSCME:
"President Obama and Vice President Biden are fighting for everyone to have a fair shot at the American Dream. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are plotting a nightmare for the middle class families."

http://www.afscme.org/news/press-room/press-releases/2012/afscmes-saunders-choice-between-obama-biden-and-romney-ryan-couldnt-be-any-clearer

Oops, Did They Staple Our Heads?

How are Romney and his company tied to death squads in El Salvador?
http://www.democracynow.org/2012/8/10/romneys_death_squad_ties_bain_launched
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What kind of favors did Paul Ryan's people do for
the Plan 2008 chair at the UW?
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Certain types of individuals who avoided actually serving (a.k.a showing up) in the military, but enjoy posing around ships, also enjoy posing anywhere else if the price is right.
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Fools are fools, ghouls are ghouls, stools are stools, rules are rules, and tools are tools.
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Paul Romney and Mitt Ryan
Could say they love you and that would be lyin'
Horse hockey
Position jockey
Nine tenths of their story - nobody's buyin'
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Two phony $3 bills, just livin' their religion, stood at the podium together to add up to $5. They told the audience that if everyone towed the line and promised not to be burdens like those grandparents and those students with pell grants and those sick people and those pesky poor---what did Jesus say about the poor again? ---anyways, together we could turn the $5 into $10 and give 9 of it to the military. The last dollar might be used as downpayment on a glass of clean water or bribery for a politician.
Oops, did they staple our heads?

Soft Men With Big Fears

12 things we should know about Paul Ryan. One thing about Ayn Rand: she went on food stamps.
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/08/11/677171/12-things-you-should-know-about-vice-presidential-candidate-paul-ryan/?mobile=nc
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Dear Goldman Sachs, You remain guilty and your deeds will never be behind you.
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Dear Priebus, If I poke your arm, will your arm stay indented?
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Dear Mitt, Pick away. Pick away. There is still the matter of your tax returns.
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Heads are being held firmly in the sand by the soft men with big fears.

Off His Chest

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MayorahM obeys the Kochs' order to destroy the unions, teachers' unions, labor unions, all unions. Destroy them quietly, loudly, slowly, quickly, each in their own way, sneaky or not. Having a Koch on his transition team continues to mean so much to all of us.
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http://articles.latimes.com/2012/aug/05/nation/la-na-romney-property-tax-20120806
The Romneys and their scam on their California real estate taxes
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From the start, the republican candidate has run an unsuccessful I'm Rubber and You're Glue campaign. Every thing he has accused the President of doing, Romney has done already. His accusations sound like his guilty admissions, which they are. His hidden tax returns will be turning up any day now. Maybe the candidate wants to get all of his wrongdoing off his chest.

Why Vote For Them?

Romney is seeking to create an elite welfare class that is totally dependent on money stolen from the People. He and his friends would rather steal than work.
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In case there are any misconceptions, yes, the Koch bros. are still paying for lie after lie:
There is no such thing as global warming, Life would be great if only Obama was all white, Romney will make a great peace-maker someday, Being against labor is a positive thing, We would never force your children to work in our coal mines.
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If you are a woman who thinks for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are not white and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are gay and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you work for a living and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are a union member who thinks for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are poor and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are in the middle and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are voter and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are not nuts but actually live your faith, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you have no standards of morality and enjoy standing on the People's principles and jumping up and down on them, the republicans like you!

Why vote for them?

What Taxes?

The pope and his bishops are in the middle of their own lab-created dilemna. They want to pray for newly elected officials while praying against their gay brethren. The jam they am is two-fold. One, some of the newly elected officials are gay. Two, prayer is a positive, and cannot include their negative, unless of course they are oxymorons.
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Romney wants to end his own elite culture of dependency, but that would require hard work and he is not up for that. He says it is mean to ask him to work at all. He added that he really should be re-educated and re-trained for the common good, but he is not up for that either.
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"Big game is scarey and challenging. I've always killed rabbits." Which Presidential candidate am I? Will I ever tell the truth? And what taxes?

Mute is Cute

Dear Chicago Tribune, I dare you to be fair. Publish a US map with the locations of the hate groups, such as "End Apathy" and "Definite Hate," and all other groups like them. If you won't do that, how about a local map showing where you all go to church? I dare you to be fair.
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The Koch brothers, desperate to win this year or they'll never win again, ordered 3 of their paid propaganda groups out of their holding pattern. Crunch time! The 3 groups are Anxious Aliens for America, Debt Freedom Bling, and Wraiths of Tedium, or something like that. Watch for their ads coming soon to small screens in your area. Mute is cute.

2 Nervous Breakdowns

It is time for their dose of chicken. Pints Rebus and his alter ego Reince Priebus are not too proud to admit they have reached their level of incompetence and are ready to have 2 nervous breakdowns.

Romney Can Lie Faster

Quotable quotes:

"I can lie faster than you can fact-check!"

"Romney's version of history is sharply at odds
with the actual version of history."

Life!

The Romney job plan: kill 360,000 jobs in 2013.
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The Romney tax plan: each middle income household to pay additional $2000.00 so that the wealthy can have a 5 trillion dollar tax break.
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Beware: WalMart has decided that Monsanto's genetically-engineered corn is just right for you, and you won't know which product is and which product isn't a mutation. Beware
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I am an activist with food. Eat more chicken!

What is your message?

I support me and people just like me by putting chicken in my mouth.

Thanks for telling me. I only eat organic or Purdue chicken. My message to myself is - Life!

The Radical Minority Elitist Fund

This ad just in from the "Radical Minority Elitist Fund" -

Who is Mitt Romney?
Now that he is 65, is he on Social Security?
Does he have a Medicare card?
What is he hiding, besides his tax returns?
Who paid for his college?
What were his grades?
Where are copies of the papers he wrote?
Did he spend time in Wisconsin in the weeks before his wedding?
How did he amass 102 million dollars in 15 years for his IRA?
Where did he get his social security number?
Why did he refuse to join the military?
Where did he hide?

The fact is, we do not know who Mitt Romney is.
He should not even be a Presidential candidate.

Why won't he disqualify himself?
What is Mitt Romney's connection to Sheldon Adelson and
the Koch family?
What is his current relationship with Cheney and Bush and
the man who Borked himself?
Why does he support voter suppression?
Why does he undermine his own ambition?

Youth in Asia

Which presidential candidate expects and demands free government handouts for his dancing horse, but does not want you and I to have health insurance or even a livable wage in the US? And why is he hiding his tax returns?
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Is Romney desperate enough to change his name to "Generic Republican" in order to gain one quarter of a half a chance?
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Is lack of empathy Romney's missing link to the rest of humanity? I bet he would use someone else's money to buy himself a bit of empathy, if he could recognize it and if he could spend the money off shore.
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More Chicken!
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Should we vote for troops coming home OR more wars?
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What is not to like about youth in Asia?

Hence the Desperation

One of America's Wanted Unwanted

Romney may value his privacy,
but Scalia said he has no right to privacy.

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I heard this yesterday - When doubters will fully appreciate President Obama's Affordable Health Care Act: after eating all that chicken full of tranquilizers and arsenic and you don't want to know what else.
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Also yesterday, Romney's "charade fell apart"
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/08/02/13085778-when-a-candidates-numbers-dont-add-up?lite
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Of course, the best kind of culture is active all natural no corn syrup yogurt culture. If you can't get yogurt, try to inherit money from crooks, to be part of the not so best culture where nothing stinks.
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Jeff Sessions, an offense to critical thinkers or just a dangerously tired actor drinking a koch float?
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If you have one foot in Utah and one foot in Massachusetts, does your gluteus get cramps?
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 Drogi Cygan Zona Zaprzeg,

   Buziak twoj gruby osiol? Dziekowac wy na wracac moj kieszonkowe. Prosze, zasiasc do podatek i rozum egzaminu.

Milose,

   Jeden Wyborca

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The Koch blokes, those unfunny jokes, are the founders and members in terrific standing of the Anti-Americans Shilling for Personal Prosperity club. The Kochs are the mothers of all b*llsh*tt*rs, speaking secretly and carrying their club. They are the refreshing inspiration behind the downfall of Democracy. They do not like rules for themselves; the Kochs had their fill of rules from the parental units. Yet they make daily rules for the puppets and pols in their food chain. The Kochs are so tediously tiresome at this time in our lives because if they don't win in November, they will be through. Those financiers of their own extinction will be through. Hence the desperation.

A Game Called "One Two Three Losers"

A telegram just came in from Kenya, and I quote: Steve King is an idiot.
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Okay, Mitt is an idiot too. http://www.randirhodes.com/main.html
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"Evicting the Homeless" by Hank Kalet, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/13467/evicting_the_homeless/
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The game
One - Nobody likes me. I like war. I am 71 years old. I look 91. I feel like 101. In order to control myself, I control the world around me. I control the candidate. I will control the convention from the privacy of my en suite throne. Who am I?
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Two - Nobody likes me. I like war. The 71 year old's pal on the court selected me. I took a comfortable surplus of money and turned it into massive debt. I am a job destroyer. I wanted to make a permanent downward change in the culture and reinvent cod pieces. Who am I?
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Three - Nobody likes me. I like war. I like those other 2 guys so much that I try my best to be them. And they tell me what to do every step of the way, so that's okay. If you elect me, it will be like re-electing them. There will be money for my friends, and everybody else can go scrounge for roots and berries. Who am I?
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The preceding was brought to you by a game called
"One Two Three Losers."