Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Quick

Nature v Nurture: Each is a stoppage, a standstill. Each is a stick. Make a bundle of the sticks so it may diddle up the hill. Eighty years of mud slinging didn't make it quick.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

The Whole Frickin Flock

ok so he's easy to bait, maybe hate, but manipulate(?) Today and after a January date. Okay so he is the frozen point of our disease. It'll cost everything plus fees. The thing is, now we don't have to wait. ***** No fly over witnesses are allowed above Standing Rock This week to protect the guilty. What a shock. Spills kill. They have. They will. Matter over the mind is a danger to the whole frickin flock.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Oh Boy

The Fukushima Syndrome is about instability, probable accident, earthquake and its aftershocks. Energy corps ask for subsidies to continue the instability and accident and the earthquake and its aftershocks. What is wrong with this picture? ***** Nail your furniture to the wall dot gov. Predictable fracking and pipeline accidents from below while drones observe from above. 21st century free booters, Night and day pooters. Shouldn't our gov't employee wear a velvet glove? ***** Sometimes or all of the time, an ass does not get enough attention during holiday feasting. Afterwards it poots. Clowns point out the poots and laugh up their sleeves. Everyone is happy. Oh boy!

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Don't be Coy

If only people would voluntarily shut up for 8 1/2 weeks! Can't we do that in a perfect way, in the perfect way of bankruptcies and law suits and big big lies? Can't we end the game of a democratic republic with an offensive penalty of perfect proportions? ***** Pekin Lincoln on Illinois River of life sees big snake boy Mock the stand and Fear the helping hand. So look at the driver behind and don't be coy.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

A Last Remnant of Slavery

Extortion and Extorsion are SO un statesmanlike or Are shakedowns an abuse of potential authority? Coursing through the march of towers and its extortion racket is an ad balloon with a secret pin. Water cannon the people or throw yourself a kiss? Don't know. Hard to say. Ignorance is bliss. Breaking treaties, agrees the frightened right, can depend upon the state of hate we're in. ***** The Electoral College = a last remnant of slavery.

Monday, November 21, 2016

We Grrr

Homebase insecurities or who's yer caddy? Unpreparedness for 2nd stage hims and what about her Leads to dumpster diving in the dead and stinky to hopeless down the future. It is what it is: Irascible old biz. Fork over the $. Quiet down or we grrr.

Monday, November 14, 2016

Grandmother

Dear PT elect, Be alert! Do not allow your VP choice or your cos choice to be alone with Barron or anyone's grandmother.

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Hence the Fence

The Koch Bros' Tea Party and their own Mike Pence Bring a ________ of thought to the unwelcome tents That is older than time Even older than crime But Puritans know what they are doing, Hence the fence.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Over

Take the date & put it in a crate: Cluster B man had a charm on his arm. What is the harm in buying a farm When all we had was pair e, A unisize brace of sweet tea, And a fire in the ice that never raises alarm. ***** Delegate to feign the great: On Thursday and for the first time, the pretender to the throne was softened, humbled, and over whelmed. On Friday he asked someone to take over.

Friday, November 11, 2016

And Yet We're Still Here

January 26th of next year Seems like a day for brunch or beer, Could be both. Nothing rhymes but quoth. And yet we're still here.***The preceding was brought to you by an alliance of hand-counted paper ballots of the past with optical scanned digital ballot images of the future: the Voters Union!

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Being Nice

Flatulent flummery can work a wonder On the pliable thought of Mr dunder Headed for corpulence Due to eating his events. Who ordered plunder, who gets the asunder? ***** Mandatory mandates were in, then they were out, now they're in again. ***** Evil is as evil does.Mr PT elect and mrs elect ordered drapes. Their job was over. Getting what we deserved was our job. We were still in line filling out papers and being nice.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

The Journey

It's too bad about egos & old plans on the wobbly gurney. It's too bad egos & old plans picked Trump over Bernie. Learning curves And twittering pervs Couldn't see the forest for the trees. Long is the journey.

Monday, November 7, 2016

The Chicago Tribune Has Been Cleared

It was accused of being fair and balanced. The Chicago Tribune has been cleared!

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

SelfHatersIntoTrump

Bruce is a cipher with the legs of a wading bird. He learned from Donald how to hide his taxes. We just heard. Self Haters Into Trump Want to turn Democracy into their dump. Who knows why. Selfish is the word.***The preceding was brought to you by SelfHatersIntoTrump

Techno Wiles

The redundancy of his racketeering or rape trials Sold the carnival barker 2 cases of piles. Will he wander hairless or be laired, That one der Herr-less laird, With his miles of deleted files, old tricks, and techno wiles.