Adopt! Improvise! Overcome!

Why would a lobbying group be exempt from paying taxes? Why?
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Dear Former Something, Since runway rage is your constant companion, it was brilliant to botox your cheeks to block out your view of the stage.
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Dear Angry Something, Since beauty is only skin deep and you regularly wallow in manure, please take advantage of the free air freshener in your Easter basket.
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And on this farm she had a dog,
A-I-A-I-Ooooo
Good ol' dogs are far from dumb
A-I-A-I-Ooooo
Short and tall
Big and small
No matter where they came from.
A-I-A-I-Ooooo

Adopt! Improvise! Overcome!

Always Was

Hey, Progress! How do you like that Pan Pacific deal the President signed last year that, among other things, keeps cheaper generic drugs out of our anxious little hands?

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Are the American global corporations too big to survive?
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Safety schmafety. My freedom to be shot with a gun is more important that the People's freedom to move about unmolested.
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Lisa Stone of Buffalo Grove Illinois has mental health issues. She requires an evaluation, or at least a bill from 911.
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A President behind the back of Progress: Instead of being grateful that I allowed it to keep its pinky finger, Progress complains I amputated its foot. I don't get it. I'm the same person I always was.

Anytime Soon

We are only limited by the inferior brains of political hacks and the crooks who bribe them.
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In order to repair K Street, it will have to be permanently closed.
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If money/drugs/weapons-laundering banks are embedded in D.C., and if D.C. is embedded in its own ass, do you think Spring will show up anytime soon?

Same Story?

The effete "elite"
Circle with 2 right feet
Losing reason
Every season
No wonder they're dizzy & beat.
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"Wikeleaks Was Just a Preview: We're Headed for an Even Bigger Showdown Over Secrets" by Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/wikileaks-was-just-a-preview-were-headed-for-an-even-bigger-showdown-over-secrets-20130322
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Is MayorahM so transparent that it takes no squinting at all to see right through him? What about the Occupant droning on - same story?

Ethnic Cleansing

Truth2SetUsFree

A journalist: Mr.Boehner, Common sense tells us that requiring background checks to purchase weapons for killing is a logical step in controlling gun violence.

Mr Boehner: Well! I take too much bribe money from gun salesmen to listen to that kind of talk!
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Does Pat O'Connor do a "correct" job in Chicago's 40th?
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Dear Todd, Are the voters hoping your age is telling you to find something to do that is well outside of politics? Keep smiling, little buddy.
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Dear MayorahM, How is your life going? How is the bank account?
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Dear White House Occupant, You and Penny make a great team. What a fine goal the team has.
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Is the closing of public schools a form of ethnic cleansing?

Alienation and Intolerance

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Pints Rebus: What? It is 1984! Our policies are not sound. We need comprehensive reform. We do not care about Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, or gay Americans. Women are our biggest problem. I think we demonstrate that. Our tone must count for something, though our policies count for little.
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"Utter nonsense" says Roma, who never liked her own face
We can't be touched by an angel without truth or grace
We want to make money
Isn't that right, honey?
We know exactly whose face we copied, let's lie just in case.
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This just in: republicans don't know whether to sh*t or go blind as the people who bribe them continue to order alienation and intolerance.

About Democracy

Truth2SetUsFree

Banksters who launder drug money and gun money for criminals who collaborate with other criminals and killers for hire, are too big to be decent law-abiding citizens. The "little people" are too small to be such traitors to humankind, but they are not too small to be punished for their decency. Tell us again about Democracy.

Funeral Pyre

Ignominiacs of the bracken mire

Agent oranging human beings with toxic plastic on fire

Killing US

Who's making a fuss

Gross profits from each funeral pyre. 

I'm Scared

Eric: I'm scared of the banksters and their money. Scared, I tell you.

Mr Prez: Me too. I talk. You listen, Eric. Think about the children as I do. Love the children as I do. Love their school buses, their bake sales, their Head Start programs.

Eric: Thank you, Mr.Prez. You have quite a talent for word theater. It soothes me.

Mr.Prez: Me too.
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The guy in charge is not too big for a cell. Actually, he is just the right size. And if mr successor is a crook, he too will be just the right size for a cell. Get it, guys?
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If you have patience taking aspirin or the elderly, why don't you take them someplace nice.

Call Us

Ad men to boys
The business of toys
Growing weaker
Have another beaker
Hens last of the joys
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Who cares about health care when you can get a valueless fast food sandwich loaded with bacon. Right? Again, what is the virus that is killing all the pigs? Have some more bacon.
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If you are dead or in a coma, you might be eligible for compensation. Call us.

Bradley Manning in His Own Voice

Truth2SetUsFree

"Finally: hear Bradley Manning in his own voice" by Glenn Greenwald, the guardian

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/12/bradley-manning-tapes-own-words

Sure, Thanks

"Since Eisenhower, there has not been a legitimate
Republican president." - Thom Hartmann
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Would you enjoy a fracking good earthquake after your morning snack, dear?
Sure, thanks.

Pre-Pickled

"'Argo' helps Iran's dictatorship, harms democracy" by Abolhassan Bani-Sadr, Christian Science Monitor
http://www.csmonitor.com/Commentary/Global-Viewpoint/2013/0305/Argo-helps-Iran-s-dictatorship-harms-democracy
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From Social Security, "Retirement Planner: Special Extra Earnings
for Military Service"
http://www.socialsecurity.gov/retire2/military.htm
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Dear everybody who isn't Me: I have invented a new label. It is "premium support." It means the  opposite. It means we want to abandon you, and of course, penalize you for our abandonment. Love, Paulie - the empty suit.
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Each Boehner zero brainer is pre-approved and pre-tickled
His imaginary peanut gallery has been chemically pre-brickled
Have a nut to munch
Massively drink your lunch
Each Boehner zero brainer has been so permanently pre-pickled.

Over the Line

All hail Cappleman's street curbs
a.k.a. the poor people's suburbs
Homeless, get ready
Is Cappleman a yeti?
The poor are just big blurbs.
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2 kochs over the line, sweet Jesus
2 kochs over the line
hauled downtown 'cause they gobbled all the cheeses
2 kochs over the line.

US Pride Power

Bob Ney, former R-Ohio, wrote "Sideswiped: Lessons Learned Courtesy of the Hit Men of Capitol Hill" - an interview by Victoria Jones, TRNS

http://www.talkradionews.com/congress/2013/03/06/former-rep-bob-ney-says-washington-is-still-highly-corrupt.html#

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Standing on the browned

Before you're drowned in the pound

Ugly is

As ugly does

Not so sad about white hawk downed.

US Pride Power!

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Two normals allowed to be honest, yes Warren and Sanders 

Truth is embarrassing says the new caucus of glad-handers

Can't talk

But wanna hawk

Spring breaking clown time for the pimpin land panders.

US Pride Power!

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US Pride Power

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Dear David DeLouise, Is that really you promoting fried fast food and the obesity issues that go along with it? Or is it somebody else?
US Pride power!
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Minimum sages promote lowering the minimum wage. US Pride power!

Or Do We?

Put on your freudian slip cover letter head
cheese for the camera buff a okay?
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"God loves you just the way you are,
but He loves you too much to let you stay that way."
Junebug (05)
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Mayors and governors receive their mandatory talking points, just as f_x's meat puppets do. Practicing the art of repetition, repetition, repetition takes no thought and even less concern for the Common Good. We don't expect any improvement until the pension thieves steal everything there is to steal and the unions are ground to dust.
Or do we?

Stasis in Your Open Spaces

a Dios
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Theme of this poem - "Spend a couple of dollars & get better writers."
When 3 months rehearsal time is not enough
And your audience throws shoes & some kind of fluff
Whine for a rebate
And accept your fate
Now practice twice as long, though you'll find it so rough.
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Remember, your congresspeople will not do the right thing unless you call or e-mail. And not even then, unless you give them much more bribe money than they're getting already.
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Pete Peterson, Is your middle name Pete too?
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Who said this?
I would feel for you people, if only I could. My face is almost concerned. I have mine, but what about you people? What about you?
I said this: Get a grip on your emoting skills, lady. 
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Dimrod was on one of his hunts
Game time for neither punts nor bunts
Composure
Exposure
For one of the litters' runts.
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Stasis in your open spaces.

After

The whole world knows, but the US government ever so kindly wants American people to have their illusions, wants them to be protected from the knowledge of evil. The wealth-dominated US government always trolls for oil, cash, cheap labor, cash, drugs, cash, diamonds, cash, precious metals, and cash. The hard work of all that trolling requires the beard of wars and illegal invasions, and 3 branches of government with the CIA as its heart, and of course media protection. It especially needs rendition, torture, and murder to identify the invented enemies and to keep everything running smoothly. Occasionally, the public gets an inkling of the extent of the horrors, and they have to change the name of the program to protect the guilty, you know, from "Phoenix" to "F 6" and from "War on Terra" to COO. It needs lies and erasures and 7-level wipes. It needs lots of bathroom time to wash away the blood that never washes away. It needs a government to stomp down hard on people who are brave enough to face the truth and tell it. What does that make Obama, and the guy before, and the guy after?

http://www.politifake.org/
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Ben Emmerson Urges US to Probe Bush-era Abuses During 'War on Terror' by Stephanie Nebehay, Huffington Post

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/04/ben-emmerson_n_2805370.html

Another Speech

"The only people entitled to entitlements are me, my wife, any horses we may or may not be dancing with, any business associates we may or may not have, and me again. It kills me that I am not eliminating everybody else's entitlements at this very minute. I want to kill people who have less money than I have, kill them quickly on pay tv. I lost because I am a loser. Why isn't my house white? Why is life so unfair?"

When a passive/aggressive tool enables wealthy abusers, he reveals himself to be a liar and a dangerous fool who puts the Constitution between his boot and the ground. Who wants to hear about him killing people slowly and secretly? Who wants to hear another speech?

Share the Fair, Share the Fare

At least we can step on cockroaches.

Who am I?
I cannot parse grammar or analyze statistics or examine and comprehend facts. What I can do is talk bs in a reasonable-sounding and calm voice. It infuriates my marks, if by "marks" I mean the objects of my derisively hostile word games. White sheets and pillowcase face gear is making a comeback in my own mind. My feelers were bent a long time ago by the units. Who am I?
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The next time the 85 billion dollar game does a reach around, We the People require austerity in the Congressional and Senatorial salaries and in the free money giveaway program for the wealthiest individuals and corps. Share the Fair, brothers and sisters, Share the Fare.

It's Time To Go Home

To be loved, or not to be loved, that is the question:
Whether the Gobbler in my mind enjoys
The Bling Bling and Barrels of outrageous Fortune,
Or I shake my Arms at you, and bring you a Sea of troubles. . .

You're messing with Shakespeare, Sir. What are you talking about?

I am searching for my legacy.

Very funny, Sir. We never knew you had a sense of humor. 
It is time to go home.