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"Every citizen has the right to arrest a criminal." 1957 Lone Ranger TV
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It would be purposeful rather than accidental, but
is it possible to forgive the insurance corps?
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   If the U.S. was founded on the puritan ethic of cutting and pealing skin off live human beings and making them die slow and bloody and red, and if in the 21st century the ethic has evolved to make live human beings die slow along with quick - in many diabolical ways, aren't we outstanding to have added to our repertoire and ain't mutation great?
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Ours

 Backwards by Example 

It was sad to watch the President and the Rahm passively (who, us?) work to take away green space and therefore our oxygen. But if you find out how to join them in  _ssholes Against Urban Renewal, maybe the whole world would like to be members. Drinks for everybody! Here's to ours!

Bravo

What do you call the day that congenital liars fell in love
with greedy heirs and their exceptional dollars?
Who cares.
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If a president and a mayor say stealing and asphalting green land is a good idea but it is not a good idea, probably they and their associates will be profiting in all kinds of ways. Bravo.

Sometimes History

Scene 1, Take 2015

of

We Pull the Schnur

Talons are dated and out. The claw hammer will be paid for and is in. The hammer part of the claw hammer is a hardened slushfund of the kochs and their heads. The claw part is comprised of 5 interchangeable digits or ciphers. Everything begins and ends in the dust under the bushes. Start with Jack the pollex, the thumb in the security wall of continuity. Next is the ring finger of nibelung, Uncredible Tooz. Enough said. The claw in the middle of it all is Pandy Rawl, the messenger finger to libertines everywhere. Next we have the index claw that points arsonists for freedom in the right direction. Last and least is the pinkie - he who walks in the extremity, he who is the terminus of something that was fine.

The preceding was brought to you

by

kochs and their heads who say

We invent.

We identify our invention.

The rest is sometimes history.

Strong Point

Timi Dated Ninu

We are a PAC package that is so udderly not scared. We are so not frightened. We are a pac that is so not terrified. We had to share our big nots in the title, even if nobody asked. And honestly they didn't.

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Freedom betting dot biz

Packs lots of jinn and fizz.

Follow the money,

It could be dirty or funny.

Check out both hers and his.

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One of the Britt Rahmners says we are free to be empowered with hunger and non-livable wages. But, he always points out, we are not free to enjoy unions. Something about unions and the power of the group being against unity. Truth is not his strong point.

Sitting on Your Sister

Dear Anthony and Rahm,
   First, read the City Beat every day. Read about the shootings every day. Then whine about movie titles into your fluffy pillows at home.
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The punch is in the nuts
The head is on the bottle
Wake up to lots of whats
Add mottle to the waddle.
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If you're not the funny Billy or the drunken Billy you must be the horndog Billy, envied icon of everyman and bluer blues. How's it going?


Can't complain.
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Up your data plan mister
Your thumb has a blister
Love those bills
And your daily pills
An elephant is sitting on your sister.

Amen

Where has our champion been all of this time? Has she been protecting and advocating and defending?


She has been working on words and their wording.


Good for her. We are grateful she did not pull out the word "savior" or "redeemer."



Amen.

Becoming Who He Is Becoming

As harmful to the poor and the homeless as he was, Rahm knows he could have been more helpful. It was a matter of will. He knows that everyone speaking in the same voice is not healthy or necessary. So we'll see. We will watch him becoming who he is becoming.

Package the Cash

Which Britt Rahmner says people voting for judges is a corruption. Why can't he or somebody just like him choose the judges? He wants to activate. He wants to be more supreme court and less state court. He wants.
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How large are the large green donors and how green are they?
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A can's ass will miss Oora's neck by inches.
Who won't do the time and who won't do the flinches?
The smell of a bund in the morning
Love it or sound a growing warning.
Same with institutional executional pinches.
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His Stand & Get Out of Dodge Plan
Mostly works for an also-ran.
"An over-supply of interest rates"
Triggers bubble proxies and designates.
The rest'll fall into place or into a can.
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That Sent 'er

"John Kass: Are Political Winds Of Change Blowing In Chicago?", Townhall.com
http://townhall.com/columnists/johnkass/2015/03/31/john-kass-are-political-winds-of-change-blowing-in-chicago-n1979050
Are they, or is it a lake breeze?
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Mona Rong at the EPICAC center
Of it all was a high budget renter
With one paid for degree
Trained to quietly agree
With the ancient mistakes that sent 'er.

Weather Permitting

A new old disease
LunchHausensBuyDoxy
Relies on self-reporters with moxie
Who instead choose
Virtual religiosity
or
Ritual verminosity
And blame it on tradition and a puritan proxy.
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