Sunday, October 31, 2010

Building Under Advisement

Look at the elevator plans -

Press:
Won - Game floor
Tutu - School of Music & Dance
Tree - Garden Supplies
Fore - Recreation & Sport Equip
Five - Storage/Lockdown
Sicks - Clinic
Ate - Cafeteria
Nein - School of Languages
Tent - Camping & Outdoor Gear
7/11 - Bathrooms
12 - Holiday & Holyday supplies

They say it will have everything you want and 2/3 of what you need.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Friday, October 29, 2010

A Question of Historical Accuracy

SinCity Sue and InDeedy Do started this continuing 10+ years long "war" while protecting us from air bubbles space bubbles
ocean bubbles and thought bubbles.

The so abominal abdominal regroupification
following
the oh so splurgical surgical renumeration
preceding
the virtual piece of cakery was recuperationally
& prolongifyingly real.
But I wasn't doing anything during the last year anyway.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

If That Don't Beat All

Dear Deep Friar,
Bless me, Friar, for I have sinned.
Kiddo

Dear Kiddo,
Bless yourself, Kiddo, for I too have sinned.
Deep Friar

"... patients taking aspirin & the elderly ..." should consider the ramifications.

The loption of adoption options began ever so quietly.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Kid Gloves Won't Do It

Latch Denty Zoo
Patch Plenty Too
Vicious Circle
Little Squirkle
Catch Twenty Two.

A certain species of D.C. feces always presents a danger.

This year's embarrassment of bitchy riches
together with
Their embellishment of richie bitches
Do dance routines
In granny's blue jeans
introducing a
Refreshment of kitchy witches.

from Boston Blackie's Chinese Venture (1949):
1st person - I'm a prestidigitator.
2nd person - I wouldn't know about that. I've always been a Democrat myself.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

18-Cheese Pizza

Gneiss Real Gneiss is a colorful real colorful rock band.
Feldspar, the lead singer, is a woman of the future.
She has 2 cleavages.
Quartz is a jack of all trades, everywhere at once,
in harmony and essential to the frequency of the scales.
Hornblende beautifully and naturally melds the dark and
the darker of the wind instruments.
Mica knows her part & always stays within it
and she knows all the other parts. Otherwise she is
transparent and elastic when separated from the group.
Rock on by if you get the chance.

Are you for or against the chexploitation of cold cereals?

In you endo
Pic foe pic friendo
Starter dough on lendo
Til post crescendo
What do you intendo
Coverup don't bendo
Hope you mendo
In you endo

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

No Time For Margins

What a story! No Time For Margins is a story of innovation. It is a story of invention and improvisation and creative improvement. It is a story about US. It reminds US we have
No Time For Margins!
*
Strategic Default = the money lenders want to have it all,
so they can have it all.
*
According to a pole on the corner, 76% of the people are born, 18% are hatched in weird experiments, and 6% are undecided.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Bark, DooDoo


Bark DooDoo
is a weekly tv fable of a pack of undercover
police dogs.
Their leader is a bitch who f*cks around with
an agent of the Fido Bureau of Inhalation.
Watch the team disappear into the foreground,
always blending, always cool, always dogging
somebody's bone.
Quite impressive.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Newt Hoot

The newt hoot: If I believed in accountability, I would accept full blame for my corpulent satiation, as it is leeched from your impoverished deprivation. If I believed.
If I didn't believe, I would be the welfare elite and you would be the welfare hungry. I would be the wealthy commoner and you would be the commonwealth. If I didn't believe.

Does Mark Kirk imagine he'd endorse himself if only he would come up to his own standards?

Sunday, October 3, 2010

The Free Forgiveness Franchise

What is the final solution?
Anything to do with pollution?
More than enough
Scarey stuff,
Throwing off the old convolution.

Election Day = the day voters explain who is in their loyalty program and who is not. The loyalty program is free and voting is free. Democracy is not.

It's funny how people are in the senate as long as they want to be, except for Roland.

Who belongs to the third/first family? It is nothing like the fourth/second party or the fifth/third bank. Nothing. The third/first family is the owner and operator of the Free Forgiveness Franchise over in tv land. For a certain amount of coinage inserted into the dispensation machine, an official birth again certificate of so sorry authenticity will drop down into the exit box. Then it is your turn.

If the war on rage started a skirmish with travel,
voting must be less than a month away.

Mighty warrior, D'Isigny, and his god-like rodent, MouseFace, plague the countryside, especially before during and after consuming season.