This Should Do It For Hime

Ana Phylactic was shocked by her first exposure to toxic politicians. Some, like Ana, get it right away. Others never do.
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"Why is incarceration the sole option instead of rehabilitation . . .?"

When the goal is profit profit profit, rather than uplifting the human race, how else would 18,000 people be assimilated almost instantly from the streets into slave labor? Don't expect thoughtful solutions from Mark Kirk. He hasn't changed that much. He still craves any kind of attention and this should do it for him.

Just Ask Her

BeBeBe said: What children? Don't be silly. This isn't about them. Am I the only adult in the room? I like to think so. Turn some of those pages. It's dead and stinky back there. Don't look at my downside. That is so yesterday. Look at the Pier. Look at downtown. Look at North Michigan. Can you see the difference between those places and the so-called children? Get real. Get selfish. Get your lies in a row as I did. BeBeBe knows what is going on. Just ask her.

US Fools

"Bored now," said the takers and ghouls.
"Crisis this, you plebian public schools.
After an 80 year lurk
We're going to fulfill our own clever perk
Or else business gets stale for US fools."

Oil Your Debts

Take away jobs. Take away home ownership. Take away good educations. Take away hope. Add in dancing clowns. Add in one bogy after another. Jesus loves your medication, so add that in. Add in frustration and anger, concealed weapons and shotguns on the front porch. Add in corporate prisons. Ah, then we can compete in the world we created. Finally our free market can freely market.
Will we agree it was all worth it?
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The NRA's Naturally Ridiculous Ass sets
There are no more laws, make any kind of bets
Pickle pickle
Tickle tickle
Frack your buddies and oil your debts.

See You Later, Everybody!

This in from Rand Paul: I'm offended by the very thought of wealthy takers having to pay taxes, especially when the taxes are for the repair of roadways and bridges used for the movement of goods and services for businesses owned by the takers. I hate businesses owned by the takers.

What a libertarian lifeguard.
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Re: the Public drone program: For Memorial weekend, try to remember that the powers that be killed pretty much everybody they wanted to kill and then some.
Re: the Privately Secret drone program: Shhh. Try to forget about it.
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"2.5 Men" is the story of 2 sluts who never stopped slutting around, and .5, a boy to man who had to grow up around the sluts who never stopped slutting around. How can you calculate the value of that? Maybe 1 point something?
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Dear Electric Co., Tell US the taxes you have paid each year for the last dozen years. Then try to keep a straight face while you expound on the difficulty of spending any of your obscene profits on new meters. Please. And thank you, An Interested Customer
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Nestle's says it should have practically free water, but people should not. How about those toxic and unnecessary bottles wrapping around our world? Aren't they pretty?
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The alder-sockpuppets, or aldersockers, began to grill MayoRahm's aides. Then the heat got kind of intense when they all moved in closer. Gosh, isn't it time to go home and start our own grills? See you later, everybody!

Figs or Bennies

An article from almost 6 years ago when the "structurally deficient" bridge problem was only "urgent."
"77,000 US bridges in need of urgent repair"
by Ewen MacAskill, the Guardian
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/aug/04/usa.ewenmacaskill
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It turns out that money cannot buy class,
even when you're a sore winner.
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The RahmObam unholy days
Are for greasing the piggies and the pennies
Thank goodness we only get their special okays
Because they don't give US any figs or bennies.

Schnitzel Wiener

Austerity is a dead lie. Don't have a fit.
Austerity is a dead lie. Try another bit.
Shame on the Prez and the pols.
Shame on those banksters' molls
Austerity is a dead lie. Get over it.
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The wealthy takers do not want to pay taxes, but they will pay their goats to foment a "scandal" about the IRS - you know, that department they don't want anything to do with.
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This just in from MayoRahm: It's the hand-picked board, my pretties. Not me. Oh no, not me.
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Hey! Tony! How is the voyeurism vote in New York City?

We know he's a "mister" wiener
Because he could not be keener
To pictorially share his preener.
Again with the schnitzel wiener?

A Donkey's ___

Mitch "I don't think we know what the facts are" McConnell said
turtle soup may be an abomination.
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This just in from MayoRahm: I am so great. It may be difficult for you to feel that because as far as public schools and teachers' unions and blaming others and more stuff go, I appear to be indistinguishable from any Republican pol. But trust me. I absorb. And I am so great.

"A Bathroom Break with Rahm Emanuel" by Joel Handley, Occupied Chicago Tribune
http://occupiedchicagotribune.org/2013/05/a-bathroom-break-with-rahm-emanuel/
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Dear PBS,
   You probably forgot, but the "P" in PBS stands for "Public"!
Don't let the bullies pull you down.
Please consider self-defense classes.
Thank you.
Love, a Viewer

About a movie called "Citizen Koch" 2013:
http://www.forbiddenknowledgetv.com/videos/corruption/too-hot-for-pbs-citizen-koch---trailer.html
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Belches, bungholes, and Texas class
Eat more beans and save the gas
Pomposity and bile
Buy elegance and style
Elephantiasis goes morbid on a donkey's ass.

Nosebleeds Headaches and Sore Throats

Asean Johnson, 9 year old student at Marcus Garvey School
in Chicago (3:13):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oue9HIOM7xU
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If you find the pettiness of rules to be as binding and constricting as LBJ's pants, you may be too greedy for your own good.
http://whitehousetapes.net/clip/lyndon-johnson-joe-haggar-lbj-orders-some-new-haggar-pants
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Fascists look for Commies under each and every bed
The color of oil-coated wildlife is preferable to pink or red
After a couple of wink links
The sharing still stinks
What a shame that most of the pols are not okay in the head.
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Here is a list of 14 North American companies whose CEO's and boards choose greed over safety for workers: American Eagle Outfitters, Carter's, Cato Fashions, The Children's Place, Foot Locker, Gap, J C Penney, Kohl's, Macy's, Nordstrom, Sears/Kmart, Target, V F Corp (Chic, Lee, Nautica, North Face, Wrangler, etc.), and Walmart.  Is there rehab for greed? Oh, wait. Rehab cuts into the profits.
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The legislation proposed by Sherrod Brown and David Vitter, entitled "Terminating Bailouts for Taxpayer Fairness Act" is opposed by Goldman Sachs, who calls itself the White House.
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Dear Burma,
   The President requests, ever so quietly and politely, that you move your abuses under cover in order to continue providing slave labor and cheap goods without any pseudo embarrassment to the global cannibal force of corps. Thank you, and have a fracking good day without the accompanying nosebleeds, headaches, and sore throats.

Should Never Drink



Karmic Law has sentenced the Opposite of Supreme Court and their lovely families, and the CEO and board members of Monsanto and their lovely families, to lifetimes of eating the mutated and poisoned foods of Monsanto. The length of their lifetimes will be determined by the poisons and the various cancers. Fair is fair.

I would re-kohlate my glass ayes
I would re-dimple my cheeky denys
But I live in a box
Where each arm barely rocks.
I would refresh with xl 2-plys
The keystones of self-absorbing cries
But I live in a box
Turning fairy dust into jocks.
I would invent believable lies
I would outlaw whens and whys
But I live in a box
Chock full of my unholy crocks.
I would strengthen certain ties
For boys and girls who are slies
But I live in a box
While turning back the clocks.
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And that's why the Bachmanns should never drink.

An Unnamed Number of Fingers

The refreshing keystone kochs of yesteryear made a big mistake, probably because their brains are from yesteryear. They dumped a 3-story pile of toxic waste in Detroit. Golly gosh gee whiz, don't they have dump sites on their properties?
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MayoRahm, famous poser of thoughtful thoughts, will laboriously demonstrate over months and months and weeks and weeks and days and days, the various poses one can affect with just a chin, a mouth, and a variety of finger positions.

His Bosses



What kind of secret backroom deals prevent MayoRahm from making any compromise?

Those Puns of James Joyce's

"Here's How Much It Costs to Block a Bill That 91% of Americans Support" by Mischa Nachtigal, Upworthy
http://www.upworthy.com/here-s-how-much-it-costs-to-block-a-bill-that-91-of-americans-support-6
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Who has silly hair that wraps around his head three times to hide his Medicare card and an unread book on manners in a civilized society? Hint: his name rhymes with dump.
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F_x is a (g)OP propaganda arm
Lying lies with not a bit of charm
Never a day off
When is the payoff?
It must be fun to cause US such harm.
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After a dozen years of worse than doing nothing, the whiners still spoke in backroom voices
Then they rolled their gold into oil cans, stacking them into scabbily made Rolls Royces
But the champagne flutes convoluted
And the fish eggs got polluted
So they outstreamed their consciousness, never seeing nuns without buns or those puns of James Joyce's.

Make More Rubble

"Bush Used the IRS, FBI, CIA and Secret Service to Go After Opponents -- Where Was the Fox and GOP Outrage?" by David Sirota, AlterNet

http://www.alternet.org/bush-used-irs-fbi-cia-and-secret-service-go-after-opponents-where-was-fox-and-gop-outrage?akid=10432.1068945.hNPEXs&rd=1&src=newsletter840231&t=9

Memories are short, standards are double
Check out the former george creating trouble
Ganders and gooses
Philanderers and nooses
Don't resolve problems, make more rubble.

It Takes All Kinds

U.S. embassies are and have been, for decades, considered potential war zones. More than four people have been killed at other embassy attacks. More than four people were killed on 9/11 during the former dick and george's watch. What about that "incident"?
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This just in from the former dick cheney: I am thinking of two of the worst incidences in my career. The first is when I headhunted myself for VP, and the second is when I shot my associate in the face. 
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His doo dah gets zipped
While he goes pink slipped
Congenitally I'm leechified he said
Obsessively I'm peachified he said
So proud to get his gossamer wings clipped.
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Why doesn't Michelle Bachmann want her husband to be happy?
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Macebook is the official web site of a club whose instigators speak softly and carry big sticks. Some are nuts whose inner layers have been ground to dust. Some are behind the 8 ball and don't have a cue. Some have metal heads with flanges on their collar bones. They are the wierdest ones. Some have staph infections. Some are soft from steeping themselves in liquids. It takes all kinds.

UNO UNO

One MayoRahm!
UNO MayoRahm!
Rah! Rah!
UNO UNO MayoRahm!

"The Death of Truth:

"The Death of Truth: Chris Hedges Interviews Julian Assange" by Christ Hedges, Truthdig, The Nation

http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/16322-the-death-of-truth-chris-hedges-interviews-julian-assange

Happy Mothers Day

The best Mothers' Day gift is the new born freedom of three women and a child. Amanda and Michelle and Gina are the names of our heroes. We admire them so much for their survival and hope and healing. The name Amanda comes from Latin, meaning "worthy of love." Gina from Georgina comes from the Greek, meaning "earth lover or farmer." Michelle is from Hebrew, meaning "God-like." We can all aspire. Happy Mothers Day

Playing Field

Who's your cabinet
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Double u made a permanent change in the yogurt culture by leaving it out in the elements until it became 4th string cheese just like himself. It's nice to have company on the bench, but at what price the stench?
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"...The true job creators are middle-class consumers."
Banned TED Talk: Nick Hanauer "Rich People Don't Create Jobs"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZzgN4SInU
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The Baracka doh! balm
Smooth indoctrination to keep the calm
Shame
Piled on shame
Not in the face, talk to our palm.
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Barack Obama was offered up to US and our ignorant attitudes as if he was actually our idea. The hope we imagined we saw in him turned out to be the refracted hope from our own lyin' eyes. Just look at him. He couldn't possibly be on the side of money and greed. Really?

 Jimmy Carter stands alone

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Sgoogle will steal your bugle, your leinenkugel, your frugal grandmother's golden eye tooth, and even the three day old rugelach. Keep your eyes peeled and your heart healed and whatever you do, widen your playing field.

What an Outrage

What if Ben went to Gaza and called it Ghazi? Where is the outrage? What if Ben was the only one who was outraged? What if Ben Gazzara went to Benghazi? What if everybody got outraged about that? The gyrating clowns are outraged and want some company. What an outrage!
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"The Military's 40-Year Experiment" by David Sirota, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/14976/the_militarys_40_year_experiment/

Vice Versa

Dear MayoRahM: As a tool of the wealthy takers, would you consider any smart solutions for public schools? Love, a Citizen
Dear Citizen: Any smart solutions would require me to stand up and stand alone. So the answer is no. Love, MayoRahM
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We can be the best neighbors on the block, but if the authorities will not really try to help because we do not have enough money to be "equal" or the neighborhood is too rough and rundown, then what?
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Bob Dold's voting record: http://votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/116548/robert-dold#.UYuiO9wo5es
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The banksters' mrsa
Is flesh eating our bursa
Politically pre-approved
Mandatorily golden hooved
Up is really down and vice versa.

Good For Him

The great thing about electing a pol who is already known as a liar and a cheat is that there are no surprises, except for the internet pics.
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Does each one of us need a jumbotron to be a winner?
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If one is crafty enough to blame an illness for behavior, one is also crafty enough to have sought help a long time ago. Is it the illness or the behavior that is contagious to a spouse?
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Mark "a husband a wife and a mistress" Sanford embodies the hypocrisy of the 10 Commandments on all days that are not hallelujah Sundays. Either that, or God is dead and Mark knows where the body is buried. Good for him.

Everybody Else

Bunny Hoo-Hoo
Funny Moo-Moo
Jerk it
Work it
Money Doo-Doo
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"The more the American public learns about the real cost of tar sands crude, the more opposition to the Keystone XL and other tar sands pipelines will grow."

http://otherwords.org/exxonmobils-mayflower-mess/

"ExxonMobil's Mayflower Mess" by Michael Brune, Other Words dot org
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If everyone in the world used a leaf blower, then what?
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In the sinkhole of rudeness that is the internet, no response at all is the standard bearer of excellence. Thank you and you're welcome.
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If the god of greed rules, prey for him. If he doesn't, pray for everybody else.

Quite a Tell

"If George is so popular, why are they giving Ronnie Reagan a dinner?" George Burns and Gracie Allen ('53)
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HospiceLand Insecurity Department. Keep the HLID on it. 
How may I direct your call?

Thank you for being a live person. The sunglasses that you all wear are ultra cool. Could someone tell me where I may buy a pair?

You can't afford them. Have a nice day.
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To improve the air quality in Washington DC, half of the senators (and the numbers continue to grow) will be moved to a nursing home for war mongers and the criminally insane. It is real nice in there. There are TVs they can talk into 24/7.
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You know that empty suit in Wisconsin who could pass for the wicked witch? He says lazy knows lazy. Quite a tell.

The Final Goal

"Ex-South Carolina Governor gets punked" by David Kiefaber, Ashley Madison dot com
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/mark-sanford-latest-victim-ashleymadison-billboard-attack-149086
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What is the name of that hater who was born in Canada? Illbred Shoes or Dead Booze or Tread Clues or Head Glues or Red News. Whatever. He was born in Canada.
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Can't get to first basers - Jumbotron chasers - Shoot in the facers - Steal some gracers - Slave labor lacers - Old and sick let's macers - Robotic bets on racers - Big brother drone tracers
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Dear George Zimmerman of the Globe: How is your agenda going this week?
Love, Standing My Ground Without a Gun

Dear Standing Your Ground Without a Gun: Great. Things are going great. To get the heat off ourselves and as the self-appointed best friend of David Cameron and the Torie party, we are ratcheting up the Syrian stress to focus peoples' attention on something other than their own repressive governments. We are experts at that. Things are great. War is great.
Love, The Self-Appointed George Zimmerman of the Globe.
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The David Cameron Torie Bowl
Fell into its own self-inflicted hole
Pragmatic rejection
Of T's stagnated projection
The People's progress is the final goal.

UKIP!

3 Anti SAMs

The refreshing kochs always set their asses firmly against American innovation if it involves green energy, clean energy, fuel alternatives, or saving the planet. Buts, and that would be huge buts, if any "innovation" should involve greater pollution, less trees and animals, more extreme climate change, and more life-threatening filth of any kind, the kochs created a new money-sucker for just those purposes and it has a name, too.
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Sarah and Ann and Michelle are Anti SAM
One is a people quitter, one barfs up kitty litter, and one
is a bearded closet outfitter
None gives a hot ham unless someone brings a mini cam
SAM's ant queens are a real faded one-hitter.

To Avoid It

"3 Troubling Things to Know About Billionaire Penny Pritzker" by David Moberg, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/14948/3_troubling_things_about_billionaire_penny_pritzker/
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Dear New Reinvented Penny: You paid the President off with enough money. You both must be very proud. Congratulations! How is it you and your associates will make obscene profit off young children? And did cheating adults out of their money prepare you for cheating children out of something more important than money?
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Enjoy instant horse's patootie technology
Or a cast of characters of what the hecknology
Greet looterville
Delete cooterville
What is the effect of globally stacked decknology?
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From Carl Jung - "We meet our destiny
on the road we take to avoid it."

Something

Sequester = Segregate, Isolate, Separate
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Teenagers are not the sharpest pencils in the box, even when they're 19, but they do enjoy standing together against the adult world.
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Do you want to work for WalMart here or in Bangladesh? Do you want to be killed slowly or quickly?
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When churches get involved in politics and attempt to sway peoples' minds in political issues, why can't they pay their water bills and taxes?
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If you marry outside your sexuality because denial is not a river in Egypt, and you have trouble keeping your word because your kitty is really whipped, if you are lucky enough, start your day with a good hearty breakfast and see what develops.
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When 100,000 people are ethnically and painfully cleansed out of their existence, what disturbs US politicians the most is that there are invented and unsubstantiated stories of poisonous chemical gas.  US politicians want to be the chemical experts.
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Dear Face in the Window: Playing with monsters turns the hairs gray. Lying doesn't help.
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"Integrity counts for something." Finding Forrester (2000)

Apparent Kings

Can you hear the friction of the Ricketts' fore wings?
Foot stamps and sulky threats are just the beginnings
Hear the psych
Near the strike
Of Nebraska's unfair and apparent kings.