Be Humble!

If your money is rainbow-colored and not trusted by
InGodWeTrust green
If your senator is a faerie and your uncle is a queen
Do unto others
While an attitude slowly smothers (another 100 years?)
How auspicious to be alive in this time of in between.
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Okay. You learned I create my own adversity. Time will tell if I learned anything. And I leave here with my own brand of madness and inner applause and driving somebody else's vehicle. All this time God had a plan for my life, but my well-deserved temporarily maybe stolen perks made so much noise I couldn't hear God. I fancy myself as an Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter and man of honor for decades still to come. Don't be sad. Valley girls and boys have more fun than they know what to do with. Keep your honor. I won't need more where I'm going. Be humble!
Luv ya, AsS

That Thirst For The Worst

The double cross at his own nexus
Gets escorts in a lexus.
Rusty nails to ply.
Side spears gonna fly.
Polled too potty, expends beyond Texas.
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"Presidential candidate Ted Cruz fired up about fire and brimstone" by Rex W. Huppke, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-huppke-ted-cruz-0324-20150323-story.html
". . . the evil government that he wants very much to be in charge of, . . . '
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With the speed of a burst
The last shall be first
Lone start into neo-urban
With a small christian turban
Made a hard right, yeah that thirst for the worst.

Actions, Not Words

She who must be obeyed
Married him who was already made
After more than one raid and trade
And enough pelf to lower the grade
They rocked the preyed and pre-selected the slayed.
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Dear Hopeful Candidates,
   If you cannot talk about your accomplishments, and should not talk about the other guy, why don't you shut up for two days?
Love, a Voter
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When the worst of US makes it to the top of the human political pile, steals gas money, steals schools, steals park land, steals food money from the old and sick, steals underwear from the homeless, uses people and places then tosses them aside - whose actions, not words, do you trust enough to vote for? Actions, not words.

Odd Ends

Tunisia is in a war with terror. The U.S. is in a war with common senses.
What is a cyborg's lifetime, and will it always be a builder of fences?
It's manufacturer's meet and greet
Is always closer than a heart beat.
And don't worry about mixing up it's past and future tenses.
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Desperate is as desperate does. What do you think?


I follow the magic, no matter what the state of the politically tragic, no matter which city has a party to pity. So I agree.
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B. L.  Jebubb
Likes texmex grub on a mama of a sub
He frees up the fries
Meant for friendlier skies
And if he knows what's good for him, he checks in at the hub.
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Following neither traditions nor trends,
A fine-feathered choir of fowl weather friends
Fanned out their rain gear
Whispered hasta luego in a pig's ear
Then dropped hens-n-chicks to find their own odd ends.

Rich

Speaking of the prostate awareness eon, what role does talcum powder play in the male story, and is it similar to the female story - that of a possible link to cancerous tumors?
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Radical christian terrorists, the so-called american taliban, had been dispersed after the big meet on inauguration night. Blink, they were in Washington. Blink again and they were here there and everywhere and guess who paid for the gas. Their constituents could locate them by the awesome sucking sound of the self-propelled money vacuums attached to what they called their "entourage." What a corker. Some people will have a dinner meet and then draw the line on an open letter. Write your own ending.
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"every day that action is delayed . . . is another day when money can be made"


"Merchants of Doubt" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ii9zGFDtc - 1:59 trailer
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If you used to be grand and now you're just old
But the gristle in your teeth makes you feel bold,
Sell a phony story
For gold and not glory.
And notoriety will come after you've self-polled.
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Here's the hitch
Get into the ditch
Pitch the bitch
Oh one's got an itch
Stupidly but rich.

Grow

What is the constitutionality of signed business agreements, all the Britt Rahmners want to know.
Smash and grab would be so much easier, or so say the Britt Rahmners, drooling to redirect the flow.
Oops, a glass jaw
Shock and awe, shock and awe
Now they'll sell US all the invisible intangibles and if only we could watch them grow.

Set Her Free

"Hillary Clinton and the Question of American Doom" by Heather Wilhelm, Real Clear Politics
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2015/03/05/hillary_clinton_and_the_question_of_american_doom__125821.html


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Dear 3 stooges (Marco, Rand, Ted),
   No slight intended towards your co-conspirators,
but you guys are _ssholes.
Love, Me
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Tallahassee, the "Old Town" of Florida, used to be an important educational and governmental center. But that was then and this is now. Now it is warning! warning! The talk of global warming frightens the nobles forming in Tallahassee,
and
the talk of climate change frightens the primates who range in Tallahassee. The truth and 20 miles of ocean shall set her free.

After All

If the governor is a scab and a half-assed walker,
A sneak and a liar and a  mocking down home talker,
Having no respect for workers,
Stealing for associates and lurkers,
Will somebody please habeas the corpus and chalk 'er?
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"Gov. Scott Walker's miserable leadership skills" by Fred Clark, Wisconsin State D Rep (2009-2014), Chicago Tribune Op-Ed
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-wisconsin-scott-walker-unions-president-perspec-0306-jm-20150305-story.html
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The current governor of Illinois is a bushie. Who would have thought
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White Washing a ton of DolomiteChromites
On almost all week and weekend nights,
There was still more time
For another nursery rhyme
And a bit coin bag of boehner-soaked slights.
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Compromise is a necessary ego adjustment in society. If Wonder Woman was in a room full of people, her spinning with outstretched arms would have to be modified into clog dancing with arms at her sides. It was the 70's, after all.

So Can You

If I was Gary Huck and did a Norman Rockwell parody, I would add to the back of the kid's shirt: Don't Shoot! I'm Only Eating!
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The lack of faith in Rahm is transparent
His point oh one selfishness is transparent
Our desire for public education and housing is transparent
The old campaign bs about transparency is transparent.
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Rahm may very well be "fragrantly corrupt",
but he still owes at least 46 favors.
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"In Mayoral Runoff, Rahm Emanuel's Corrupt Governance Has Finally Caught Up With Him" by Rick Perlstein, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/17681/rahm_emanuel_chuy_garcia_runoff
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Playing a bulldozer who disrespects but cannot hear,
His style is jabs and sharp angles in motion. Any substance is unclear
Beyond the veneer.
A wine versus beer
Career is more fun than human progress in any one year.
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The preceding has been brought to you by
AAC!
_ssholes Against Change!
Remember: the unknown can feel scarey and strange and so can you.

Start to Cuss

Rubber loves the CRE superbug and the CRE superbug loves rubber.
That is our motto here at Colonoscopies R U.S.
Hop on board the humble down bus
Airport patience, doctor patients
Disrobe and hustle to the right and proper stations
You can shoot the person in front of you, but don't you dare make a fuss or start to cuss.

Guy in the Mirror

Threescore and Midnight: One more schlock to go


Mountain High Threescore was kind of spoiled and kind of a thief. Okay, he was a spoiled thief, but he was so darned charming and hunkish that he got away with murder for quite a while. Why did he have to be so athletically sociable, he asked the cute guy in the mirror.