Happy New Year!

In red letters: "Resolve to be a better consumer"
Thanks, Trib. Stop giving them money.
In black letters: "2011 reforms take aim at old scandals"
Thanks, Trib. Stop giving them money.
Okay, then what the Trib means to me in both
red and black on the front page is -
Take power away from the wealthiest 2% and
those old scandals, their crooked politicians.
Stop giving them money. Be the best consumer of all time.

Stop giving them money.
Stop giving them money.

Okay! I get it! Good idea! Happy New Year!
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Father and son mayors, which holds the more magnificent legacy? One privatized parking meters & grade schools & did extreme borrowing in an unsuccessful attempt to glorify his personal dream. The other gave us Nixon on a stick. The one small party at the People's expense is not only in the nation's capital.
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Open question to the one party in Washington D.C. -
You couldn't just f*ck 2% of the country?
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2 predictions for 2011 -
1. As the People continue to unite against the welfare elite and their crooked politicians, the propaganda of division will continue, and
2. Street corner cameras will begin to waste more money as drivers relearn rules of the road.

"A year of stupidity - and a glimmer of hope"

by Rex W. Huppke in today's Chicago Tribune

one small part:
By year's end, Congress was so polarized that when Obama reached a deal with Republicans on tax cuts, it was at first applauded by the right as a victory and assailed on the left as a cowardly defeat. But within days, the right decided they'd given too much, and suddenly it was the left that had won. Rather than truly focusing on the country's needs, our "leaders" were engaged in a fierce debate that essentially went like this:
"You gave too much!"
"No, YOU did!"
"No, YOU!"
Fabulous. We've officially made it to kindergarten.

For Mr. Huppke's entire column, please see
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/ct-talk-huppke-stupidity-20101230,0,557771.story

In In In Your Face

Toxic pacifiers began to be heavily pushed about 50 years ago. The reason that was invented after the product was invented? Sucking one's own thumb or finger pushes on the teeth and makes them stick out. A pacifier will change all that. A pacifier now will prevent braces later. What a lie.
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Son, you're a trace,
Singing way off base.
What's up,
Little pup,
In in in your face.
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The PUCE squad was ready. It had Patience, Understanding, Careful handling, and Empathy. Her problem was simpler than that. All the oldster really desired now, and she was sure she could then finally be content, was someone to chew her food for her.

We Can Build One

Too big to hide it's vestigial tail

Too big to do anything but fail
Shilling to indulge all hates
Grifting to kill the States
Too big to fit into a human-sized jail.

We can build one.

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The honest people who labor are against the TABOR scheme.

"Tragedy Turns Parents Into Successful Activists"

by the Associated Press

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=132313442

Just Say No

When a corporation invents a drug, then invents a reason for people to take the drug, sometimes plans go awry. For instance, Merck came up with something that works only 14-22% of the time, against a small portion and not the whole portion of warts that may or may not cause cancer. Merck targeted young girls, but their parents and the girls just said no. What to do with the warehouses of invented product? Make up a new target. Okay, how about boys and young men, especially gay boys and gay young men? Just say no.
Merck, why don't you go study yourself again.
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FB abuelita
Shadows the cheetah
Divide & control
Control is the goal
Hang on to the teata
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Are write-in candidates who win too democratically scarey?

"How to Manufacture a Disease"

by Terry J. Allen, In These Times -

http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/6740/how_to_manufacture_a_disease/

The Point?

All of the top jobs were already taken, so he cautiously entered the dog eat dog cut throat world of glucose meter testing. It was a vicious world, but for some reason, his kids wanted to eat and their mama needed a new pair of shoes. He kept saying, "What is the point?" And then "Ouch!"

Don't Tell Me

Let's keep driving gas hog cars
Let's keep swallowing corporate coal tars
It's about getting a deal
It's about how we feel
Don't tell me you just got SARS!
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Call 933.347.7673 now. One of our operators will take your vitals over the phone. Then do your part. Give out your mother's maiden name, your social security number, and your secret PIN to everything else. In return, a friendly operator will enroll you in the Senior Unfair Stare Plan. For only $19.99 per month, plus handling fees and a minimal monthly galaxy tax, you will be protected.

While Being Yourself

Come out of the closet for the U.S.

Donate limbs or brain matter while being yourself.

Our government loves us.

While the richest 2% cattledrives the hungry into world armies,
our government loves us. And that is so special.

The Fraternal Order of Mason Jars
and
The Sororitorial Order of Lace in Bars
With pride and zeal
Got really real
The New Order: Human Race in Wars
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Have you had your 8 daily glasses of chromium yet?

A Glitch at the Manufacturer's End

The Torah, the Koran, and the New Testament were written by humans, translated by humans, and interpreted by humans.
What could possibly go wrong that way?

Don't ask - it is nobody's business.
Tell if you feel like it.

The newest YHWH food stamp of approval has finally arrived.
(It was probably on one of those slow boats from China.) After
1000's of years, this newest ok moves the peeps out
of food ignorance into something else. Thanks, Big Guy.
Heads up! The newest Jesus food stamp of approval is delayed
due to a glitch at the manufacturer's end. The Big Guy's
Little Guy is okaying the 1/2 gallon personal lap size of
gummy crosses.
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And The Weeper of the House by Clarence Page
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-oped-1219-page-20101219,0,5980958.column

Thank You, Senate, For Repealing DADT

Thank You Senate!

A Stick?

As the People wake up and gather in a painfully slow way over the ages, the sharks also gather out of fear and hunger in the underground waterways of Washington D.C. The 2 wings of the 1 small party at the People's expense are stuck in the lobby of a lead-lined sewer. That's too bad. Does anyone have a stick?
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Please watch The Daily Show from Thursday Dec. 16 to hear 9/11 rescue workers and their response to the republican filibuster of the 9/11 health bill -
http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/thu-december-16-2010-mike-huckabee
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There's not a d*mn thing holy about John Kyl of Arizona, unless you want to count the holes in his head. I wonder if he's considered changing his name to John Whiner. Jesus likes people who do their jobs and don't whine.

Our Crazysick Government

Oh. So your cousin died and you want to go to the funeral, but it is kind of far to drive while you are upset and you would like to fly? Then get ready to be probed by our crazysick government, unless
you are a senator.
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Please contact PETT - Porker Enhanced Torment Technicurs - if you disagree with the tryouts heartily embraced by the egg spurts in our crazysick government, which are spreading like a virus across and through and inside the airport travelers as we speak. Crazysick.
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Grandma Got Molested at the Airport song
Warning: Body parts are mentioned
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1283559/pg1

Obama Tax Cut/Bigger Bigger Bigger Debt Plan

If a traitor is someone who betrays people, a cause, or trust,
each of the 81 senators who votes yes on the 1 small party/obama tax cut/bigger bigger bigger debt plan
betrays our future.
Just so we know how things are in the one small party
at our expense.
How things are is not good.
Except,
We thank God for Bernie Sanders and 13 Democrats.
Remember "V-DECS". Remember 5 Republicans:
Voinovich-DeMint Ensign Coburn Sessions = V-DECS.
Watch them.

It was Impossible to Decide

Holiday in Handcuffs on the Family Channel
or
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer on the Cartoon Channel.

How about a book?
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The scaramouch hag put away her cartouche rag for work and her douche bag for the rest of the time, and moved closer to the stage. Act I was over and Act II was about to begin. Places everyone!

When the Rich Ass-Kiss the Super Rich

2 quotes and 2 questions:

"I don't believe there's a better deal out there." - Bill Clinton

"Take it or leave it." - Joe Biden

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What about those values?

See a REAL Filibuster

on C-Span II - Bernie Sanders live

http://www.c-span.org/Watch/C-SPAN2.aspx

Shhh

Shhh

Give Us Shelter

What if the middle class made a New Year's resolution to be as selfish as the very richest 2%? What if the richest 2% had to pay for their own d*mn war? Wouldn't that mean the middle class would have plenty of money for health and food and shelter and schools?

Rolling Stones doing Gimme Shelter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3rnxQBizoU
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Give us a break. Please.

oops, the president made the debt grow grow grow & made a false "compromise" and sold us down the river
and he is angry?
give us a break

Mary Elizabeth Anania Edwards

If Only

"You can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause." - Chico Marx in Night at the Opera, 1935

In other words, there ain't no group of words containing a subject and a predicate, forming part of a compound or complex sentence,
or coextensive with a simple sentence, right?

If exhibitionism is your bag, psychiatrically-speaking, and you are uncomfortable with the elocution of songs, please refrain. Thank
you.

If only local politicians would get as riled up about hunger & housing & schools as they do about Rahm running for mayor. If only.

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The very richest 2% do not yet have enough and politicians are unwilling to require payment of their fair share. Why?

Terror by Chemistry

Monsanto and Dow
Pre-approved their own bow.
Agent Orange and corn
From poisons they're born.
Kill immune systems for now,
Cow.

The Airport Vigilance Committee of X-Rays & Probes
is made up of nightriders, alarmists, and terrorists.
It appreciates your business & ewe can have it.

Which daily meds are destroying peoples' bladders?

"Deficit Commission Report is a Fraud"

Hear 5:42 of Sam Seder on Majority Report -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIkWcrkrz6M

Our Unhealthy "Health" Industry

Two symptoms of our unhealthy "health" industry:
1. expressions of almost shock when a patient is not on daily meds
(there must be something wrong with them), and
2. official recommendations of canned energy drinks filled with
sulfates and mutated corn syrup.
Who is going to cure our unhealthy health corps and
isn't there a pill for that?

High fructose corn syrup and bleached cane sugar
are the biggest culprits in the mood swing business.
They aren't too shabby in the arthritis business either.

Bottom line Pickle brine Fine dine Mine mine mine Baseball is a nine
Take it as a sign Star shine Count each tine Whine thru the grape vine.

US Government Turns From Protector to Abuser

from the Chicago Tribune Voice of the People:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/ct-vp-1130voicelettersbriefs-20101130,0,5610895.story

Terror or cancer, take your pick.

Sam Seder in the Majority Report

Why WikiLeaks was inevitable:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbJJQhN983A

Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen in Due South -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VSIQ7U_y4Y

Mum on the Bums' Income

The Church of the Almighty War Budget
Kills and steals, ain't hard to judge it.
Why nothing's left for people:
It wants a harder steeple.
It says to US & ewes - "just go fudge it."

Bat the gnat gave Nate the bait.
They both bet the Nets with a neat weekly beat.
At halftime they knit for a bit, then had a bite late at night.
They were not into bots - 1 left a note at the helm of their boat.
Then a nut came by & threw it over a bute, so-called noot.
Does it have to make any sense?

Miss Represent
Piss away the adept, the free, and only half bent
Dis those who wept, give them a knee & 1 more dent
Kiss the babes who slept, pee tea on each tent
Bliss is locked away & kept; for a fee it will be lent
Miss Represent

Liu Xiaobo

Liu Xiaobo

Iraq & Afghanistan Veterans of America

http://iava.org/

The Ugly Behind the Election Masks

Airport x-rays = more free radicals = more cancer = another tool of destruction against the middle class

The airport x-ray alternative = "needless humiliation"

How special.

Do those without official heartbeats grab a 3rd choice?

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And then more ugly behind the election masks -

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/la-na-congress-20101119,0,757790.story

With or Without Dendrites

A Pain That I'm Used To by Depeche Mode -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxrSS0PT-pY

Aung San Suu Kyi

Aung San Suu Kyi

A Dickdom Dictum

Inexorably pace in place
Plus to minus: what a waste
Have the grace to have some grace
Check yourself with virtual mace.

A pair o' dimes
climbed a crime rhyme
in a lot of grime & slime
in the middle of prime time
to find the last pay phone in the paradigm.
Did they?

It is always the same dickdom dictum: the commie red pinkos versus chalk mummies and a dead dingo. Always the same, only the year's numbers change to blinder the busy elsewhere.

"A Recipe for Fascism" by Chris Hedges

http://www.commondreams.org/view/2010/11/08-1

National Debt By President

Who said this? "Okay, I admit it. I do have a regret. I didn't waterboard everybody."

Profound Metaphor of the Fun House Mirror

In a political emergency, you don't even have to strike glass or anything. The machines are on it, quick, too, real quick. So quick that you think maybe "machines" is not the correct label.

Needy people with low self-esteem, thanks to the first 7 years of mommy and her issues, think it is all about them and their issues.
It is usually about something else.

I'm very bitter about it. What? Coffee.

A commonterrier on the canine channel
Is a hound around town for his own bone to pick panel.
Isn't everybody?

When you stand still long enough, everything comes up
from behind & then passes you by. Again.

The popester says he probably won't ever need an abortion, but if he did, he would frown down upon himself in a most superior manner. It is the least he could do.

And in the Supreme Court this week - one of those freedom things
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-1108-class-action-suits-20101108,0,6232812.story

We Know Who We Are

The Mediocrity is neither good nor bad.
It is indifferent to it's own ordinariness.
Mediocrity, thy name is Subaru.
(future partner of Cars for Dummies ?)
If we drive one
We will start looking the part.
We know who we are.

Sometimes You Break Even

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you break even.

Respect Yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APxz9JXW8vE

Vote

Vote as though freedom depended upon it.

Sam Seder - http://www.youtube.com/user/SamSeder

and

Depeche Mode doing Policy of Truth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k75AIHRaSos

Building Under Advisement

Look at the elevator plans -

Press:
Won - Game floor
Tutu - School of Music & Dance
Tree - Garden Supplies
Fore - Recreation & Sport Equip
Five - Storage/Lockdown
Sicks - Clinic
Ate - Cafeteria
Nein - School of Languages
Tent - Camping & Outdoor Gear
7/11 - Bathrooms
12 - Holiday & Holyday supplies

They say it will have everything you want and 2/3 of what you need.

Halloween

A Question of Historical Accuracy

SinCity Sue and InDeedy Do started this continuing 10+ years long "war" while protecting us from air bubbles space bubbles
ocean bubbles and thought bubbles.

The so abominal abdominal regroupification
following
the oh so splurgical surgical renumeration
preceding
the virtual piece of cakery was recuperationally
& prolongifyingly real.
But I wasn't doing anything during the last year anyway.

If That Don't Beat All

Dear Deep Friar,
Bless me, Friar, for I have sinned.
Kiddo

Dear Kiddo,
Bless yourself, Kiddo, for I too have sinned.
Deep Friar

"... patients taking aspirin & the elderly ..." should consider the ramifications.

The loption of adoption options began ever so quietly.

Kid Gloves Won't Do It

Latch Denty Zoo
Patch Plenty Too
Vicious Circle
Little Squirkle
Catch Twenty Two.

A certain species of D.C. feces always presents a danger.

This year's embarrassment of bitchy riches
together with
Their embellishment of richie bitches
Do dance routines
In granny's blue jeans
introducing a
Refreshment of kitchy witches.

from Boston Blackie's Chinese Venture (1949):
1st person - I'm a prestidigitator.
2nd person - I wouldn't know about that. I've always been a Democrat myself.

Toni Morrison

http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/the_theater_loop/2010/10/carl-sandburg-award-recipient-toni-morrison-on-change-americas-division-8212-and-the-oprah-effect.html

18-Cheese Pizza

Gneiss Real Gneiss is a colorful real colorful rock band.
Feldspar, the lead singer, is a woman of the future.
She has 2 cleavages.
Quartz is a jack of all trades, everywhere at once,
in harmony and essential to the frequency of the scales.
Hornblende beautifully and naturally melds the dark and
the darker of the wind instruments.
Mica knows her part & always stays within it
and she knows all the other parts. Otherwise she is
transparent and elastic when separated from the group.
Rock on by if you get the chance.

Are you for or against the chexploitation of cold cereals?

In you endo
Pic foe pic friendo
Starter dough on lendo
Til post crescendo
What do you intendo
Coverup don't bendo
Hope you mendo
In you endo

No Time For Margins

What a story! No Time For Margins is a story of innovation. It is a story of invention and improvisation and creative improvement. It is a story about US. It reminds US we have
No Time For Margins!
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Strategic Default = the money lenders want to have it all,
so they can have it all.
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According to a pole on the corner, 76% of the people are born, 18% are hatched in weird experiments, and 6% are undecided.

Bark, DooDoo

Bark DooDoo
is a weekly tv fable of a pack of undercover
police dogs.
Their leader is a bitch who f*cks around with
an agent of the Fido Bureau of Inhalation.
Watch the team disappear into the foreground,
always blending, always cool, always dogging
somebody's bone.
Quite impressive.

The Newt Hoot

The newt hoot: If I believed in accountability, I would accept full blame for my corpulent satiation, as it is leeched from your impoverished deprivation. If I believed.
If I didn't believe, I would be the welfare elite and you would be the welfare hungry. I would be the wealthy commoner and you would be the commonwealth. If I didn't believe.

Does Mark Kirk imagine he'd endorse himself if only he would come up to his own standards?

The Free Forgiveness Franchise

What is the final solution?
Anything to do with pollution?
More than enough
Scarey stuff,
Throwing off the old convolution.

Election Day = the day voters explain who is in their loyalty program and who is not. The loyalty program is free and voting is free. Democracy is not.

It's funny how people are in the senate as long as they want to be, except for Roland.

Who belongs to the third/first family? It is nothing like the fourth/second party or the fifth/third bank. Nothing. The third/first family is the owner and operator of the Free Forgiveness Franchise over in tv land. For a certain amount of coinage inserted into the dispensation machine, an official birth again certificate of so sorry authenticity will drop down into the exit box. Then it is your turn.

If the war on rage started a skirmish with travel,
voting must be less than a month away.

Mighty warrior, D'Isigny, and his god-like rodent, MouseFace, plague the countryside, especially before during and after consuming season.

"The Recession is Over!"!!!

The recession is over!
Out of work voters!
Are sitting in clover!
Pay no attention to floaters!
In your eyes or in the water!
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Who makes money off maple bats and who gets hurt by them?
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Was it your misfortune to incur an accident on Casual-Tee Friday?
We would have forgiven your mishap, if you had switched to us
and if your premium was paid.
We would have forgiven. We would have. We would. We.
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The reverential Huckawho asked himself who Jesus would hate this week, then 2 words popped into his skull - Sick People!
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Is telling the truth & being yourself a tenable threat to the military?
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Is John McCain's closet big enough for everybody?
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The P Party pledges promises and pretends that the same old same old has never been done before. The P Party stands for standing still, leaning on & being held up by it's m t platform on a self-appointed stage.
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The same sh*t has never been done before.
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The Inuits aren't into it.

Enlightened 7th Century in Ireland

Snail Trails

Mr. or Mrs. Khmera Pailin
Is a crockery for whales and their wailin'
Life is neither had
Nor amused by the mad
Who wants to hear! hear! that talking pointed tale in
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The Evangelistic Hair Replacement & Inspirational Touching Camp is closed to the public for 2 weeks while the Association of Bed Bugs & Friends has it's winter strategy meeting entitled: "How can we get more press?"
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http://www.mrboffo.com/
to see Mr. Boffo and his wonder dog "Weederman"

Kol Nidre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvWxoYULWrw

Barbaric Viewpoint of Women

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/editorials/ct-edit-iran-20100915,0,3338967.story

Who Said That?

Why is it that christians get in an uproar when there is talk of burning the bible?

Pasture jones
flowed
Past your jones
float
in the
Pashtun bones parade
and the
Pass church loans parade
and the
Pastor jones charade

In These Times Dot Com

http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/6409/dear_ideologist_abstemious_abnegation_and_aging_in_america/

Nuts Don't Fall Far From the Tree

Richie, what do you say now that there is no money left to siphon off?
Goodbye!
Thank you for all of the libraries, anyways.
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A valuable lesson from the people nextdoor: When your neighbors go to bed, give yourself 5 minutes to put the little dog or la boca grande outside.
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Joe Biden re: sending soldiers to die for the corporation (war):
"I feel almost guilty."
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The Bob Balderdash Haberdashery used to be on the corner of
Kash n Kerry.
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Get out of grandma's closet! You are wrinkling her corsets!
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From an expendable on Leverage: "It's a dark day when
I turn toward the system instead of recoiling."
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Some people require a 36-hour advance notice to fill out
a rejection slip, other people need 36 seconds.
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Some people tea pee all over themselves. Other people
t p all over everybody else.
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Newt, speaking of himself in the 3rd person: "What if the Newtster is so outside his own comprehension that only if you understand salamander lingo, anti-christian behavior, can you begin to piece together my actions. This is the most accurate predictive model for the Newt's behavior."
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Dear Tribune: WARS and the .2 welfare elite cost towns millions, yet you say retired people are to blame. Explain yourself.

Reptiles, Amphibians, and Media Hoars

Dear GIL Dept.,
It just slays me because only the F_x Opinion Channel takes my word as fact. Please respond.
Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly,
The Dept. of Gutless Impotent & Limp is proud to respond.
Don't be slayed. Broad-snouted reptiles, amphibians, and media hoars laugh at you anyways, despite your mean temper.
2 reminders: As a bufo, you must be re-toad before your
tail grows back, and
Get your antennae recalibrated immediately,
as per Order #786929*7243.
GIL Dept.

Thank 'er, Babies

Behind closed doors, Banker Babies were brainstormed into
legalizing Wall St. boosters.
The first 2 weeks were free, then the Canker Babies were
invented to scripturize the side-effects of daily drug pushers.
Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly reeked of Ranker Babies who legitimized
Prop Babies and their channels.
Rusty statutes and stowaways baptized, capsized, and laundered Tanker Babies for your hungry, your tired, your weak.
How vile is this - Wank Yanker Babies were thought up to ratify
the Amendment Diddler babies.
So quite naturally then the Anchor Babies lawyered up until
the ocean got clean, right after all those other babies grew up.
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Do you object to a cultural center, Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly?
Yes. I ain't got no culture so why should it be centered?
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Newt said he would become a Christian on the same day
Saudi Arabia sells him a church or when salamanders fly.
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Sometimes you grab the wrong stationery in a broken down building and Charlie Rangel writes you a letter. How does that work?
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Dr. Adora DissingHer: Uncaring? Insensitive? Fragile as a doorstop?
With 32 years of dermal abrasion to enthrall herself, she wants her fans to know she lives next to the ocean. Dr. Adora cannot speak beyond her first thought, but she said "that's okay". She also said hate is an equal opportunity employer and she has her son's microphone to work on her rage against God.
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Will the powers that be do anything at all to stop WikiLeaks? Will they even try to stop it by accusing the owner of a crime he
did not commit?

The U.S. - the Only Future in Town

The future is the day after tomorrow!
If you want to play a part in it with your creative self,

apply to one or both of our on-line,

on-the-way-to-being-accredited,

I-am-so-great, after-school schools.

One will teach you how to be a vegetable chopper/meat de-boner.

The other will provide expert instruction on the fine art of

body fluid clean up and air perfumery.

Apply as if these were the only 2 futures in town,

because they are.

Yes, education really is for everyone!

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How else can a government demonstrate its almighty power than to bring it down on a woman?

F_x Opinion Channels

Hi. We are the F_x Opinion Channels.

Iran

says we are an arm of the

CIA

and that isn't too far wrong.

To be more precise,

we are an arm of the

.2 welfare elite.

Why else

would we get

first chair

in the press room?

It wasn't for our good looks.

Sideshow Knob's Understudy

Land where freedom rehearses while militance reverses

Land of keep them fearful, cattledrive those herdes
Land of sports & drugs, forget about teachers & nurses
Land where purses are so afraid of the words
Land where "leadership" fears the purses
Land which infuses clean water with turds
Land which britain and company still curses
Land of US, the land of classbackwards

Speaking of Boston, Rizzoli and Isles and their
agonizingly long yet oh so meaningful glances

do not add up to one Cavanaugh. Maybe they

should put a bouncing cheerleader in the

opening scene.

Who is this newscycles's designated quitter again?

And speaking of the exRod, is he a clueless victim or a scheming crook or a cluelessly scheming crook?

Who said this? - "Cheney officially has no pulse."

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Will at&t do a better job for Windows than it did for Apple? Or another cr*ppy one?

*

Chelsea reminds me of Beatrix Potter who was raised & trained by her parents to be the housekeeper. Housekeeper or Keeper of the House, is there a difference? Did Beatrix ever say "Dad, please lose 15 lbs"?

U.S. WE v. Afghan WE

The U.S. Welfare Elite says "2011".

the Afghan Welfare Elite says "2014".

Now what?

The U.S. WE says "2012".

The Afghan WE says "2013".

Both agree on the exact half way date.

It never happens anyway

because

it has never happened before.

Tradition

is traditional.

oops

That's Polly Ticks

Is John McCain turning into a ghost, or just getting paler until he becomes invisible?

Who was John Wayne talking about when he said this: "I don't like quitters, especially when they're not good enough to finish" ?

Governor exRod wants a limo and a half to transport himself, his narcissism, and his props from homebase to the courtroom, but of course he doesn't want to pay for it himself.

Even before the disaster of greed in the Gulf of Mexico, the frogs were in trouble, the owls were in trouble, the bats were in trouble and the bees were in trouble. Without bees, we are in trouble. See:
http://www.planetnatural.com/ or http://www.pollinator.org/

Clean water doubles our lifespan. If we do not like that, if we think 36 is a better cut-off age than 72, maybe it would be a good idea to send BP a thank you note for it's efforts in shortening our lives.

I spent a year at the Sore Bone studying Venus Envy. I regret neither the expense nor the frequent flier miles.

Did anyone buy a phone to use it as a phone but it makes a lousy phone?
Is Apple still partnered with that ancient and former expert in communications, AT&T? Right. And now Windows too? Right. Better communications. Right

Each Bogus Deadline is New Again

We call everybody the taliban or al qaeda. Have you noticed that people in Afghanistan know that label isn't always true, they know things are more diverse and complicated than one label for everyone. Why don't we know that too?
It sure is nice to know where our money has been going for the last 9 or 10 years, especially since our lack of money hurts our needs here at home. Now that we know that our hard-earned tax dollars are going to the rich elite in Afghanistan, rather than to business-building and nation-building for the People, we can be proud of the failure so far as we look forward to the July bogus deadline that will be new again next year. How come the rich elite in Afghanistan do not want to pay their fair share? I wonder if they talk to the rich elite in the U.S. Neither wants to pay their fair share as they use our own money against us. Neither wants to stop taking our money next July, even if we are hungry and thirsty and naked and homeless. They never want to stop.

Thanks Once Again

Let's imagine how much money one WalMart takes in one day. It must be thousands and thousands, right? Out of all that money, not a penny goes into the closest neighborhood bank or any of the local stores. Not a penny. What about the WalMart employees? The wages are crap. Most will never be allowed to work full-time or get the benefits and health insurance that go along with a 40-hour work week. Most will buy food and other items right there at work, not at other area stores. The only winners will be WalMart and the local politicians. The losers will be the People, as usual.
Thanks once again.
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Ernie Ford Singing "16 Tons" once again, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joo90ZWrUkU

Miss Conn Strude

Neville St. Clive
Wants to dive
Too much crud
Tar ball mud
Gives him jive
Can he revive?
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"Bombing for peace was like humping for virginity", Cold Case, 2007, Blood on the Tracks
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Have you ever thought the secret to happiness was garlic & dill cheese curds?
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Sharron Angle said her job will be to look good. She stands on the unemployed to make herself taller and she continues to speak in her shoe size. Home means Nevada to her.
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If 24 inspired 43 and The Russians are Coming the Russians are Coming inspires 44, the moving picture must be a great success!
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According to a pole on the corner, 76% of the people were born.

Home For Gnomes & Their Combs

Illinois threw a rod, then outsourced his gag and muzzle. Neither fit the specs. Now what?

My private yard is next door to something that appears to be a private yard/outdoor storage camp for crappy circus & carnival equipment that occasionally contains an ankle biter who thinks nothing of barking for 3 straight hours. Ah, summer.

I equipped myself with "accident avoidance technology", enabling neighborhood constitutionals with little mishap and no repercussions.

Do we really need Habeas Corpus when we have Extraordinary & Extreme Rendition instead?

If you grew up on Kool Aid, you will love V-8 Splash Berry Blend. If you didn't, you won't.

In the
Oil, gas, electric purse
Against
Votes, Healthcare, Clean Air for his hearse
Honestly
He enjoys going from bad to worse
Its
Joe Barton, senior curse

Joe Barton, Representative for the 6th District of Texas is against:
affordable healthcare for Americans,
implementation of clean air standards,
public airwaves,
combating autism, and
extension of voting rights.
He is for:
being the ranking member on the Energy & Commerce Committee and taking lots of money from energy - electric utilities, oil and gas,
taking money from pharmaceuticals, health products, and health professionals while he is against affordable healthcare, and
not being a man of the People.

On the back of the container, if the 2nd ingredient listed after water isn't high fructose corn syrup, why bother?

Indecision and Toast Points

Pillage, Plunder, Pilfer, and Preyyyyy,
How may we direct your call? .....
Good afternoon, your former honorableness, Sir. Please hold. .....
We apologize for the delay, Sir, but
Mr. Pillage is out on a booty call.
Ordinarily Mr. Plunder would be here,
but it is open fleece season, Sir. .....
Mr. Pilfer?
Mr. Pilfer & his entire staff are sealed in the laboratory miniaturizing all petty & grand theft cases and minimalizing our perceptions of them, Sir.
Mr. Prey is in court at this very moment, waxing eloquent in a seizure of all assets case. .....
Oh my, yes Sir, we have heard things about your
"Indecision & Toast Points". .....
It is a hit with the criminally insane, Sir. .....
Sure, they purchase books and other things too, Sir. .....
Yes, I would. You are too kind, Sir. .....
Alright then.
Perhaps you could call again on another day. Goodbye, Sir. .....
(and to the dead line)
Maybe "Indecision & Toast Points" is attracting the wrong kind of shopper.
"1000 Points of Blight"? "A Decider's Pointer Finger"? "My Decisions Pointedly Unavailable"? "Deciding 1000 Points on a Pencil"? .....
.....

The Big Twen

Corporate's 100 year deadline of 2063 to convert us into a third world slave labor pool has been pushed forward by BP. How convenient for wildlife bonus time.
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Is it no to the Kurds and yes to mama curds, or the other way around? Will the laxative effect be good for their brains?
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Who gets presents for Cherry Bris Mass and who cries?
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Since there are 11 teams, how about adding 9 more

and calling it the Big Twen.

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If there are 3858 oil and gas platforms just in the Gulf of Mexico, we have 3857 more disasters waiting to happen. Just in the Gulf of Mexico. That is pretty special.

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Television says "Stop using dirty catheters." Who is doing that?

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If the boils on their shoulders want more, more, more, let's hold out a trillion dollar carrot and hook some backers.

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Come to the U.S. where you will be maneuvered into wearing, walking on, eating, and dying from moldable chemistry.

"Guantanamo Justice"

3:08 of Sam Seder on his show That's B*llsh*t

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTnQRFEGBw4

Perfect *ssh*l*s Have No Regrets

Dear Boys & Girls,
There is someone named Mark Kirk who tells lies. He gets caught. He makes up excuses and he makes up other words to try to cover up his lies so that nobody can see them anymore. Isn't he silly? Here are some fake words he has been using this week. Some are really big.
misstatements inaccuracies inattention mistakes errors overstatements
He is silly!
Kids, only the truth-tellers deserve our respect. Mark Kirk does not.
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Borgia Gush has no regrets about waterboarding anybody. Maybe he has regrets about not waterboarding everybody, but nobody asked that question.
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Mark Kirk is and always has been a bushie. Look at his voting record.

As Scene on TV

If 1 out of 3 people will fall this year, and 1 out of 3 people will be bullied, will 1 out of 3 people be a bully who watches people fall?
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Toxic Fossils Do "Biz"
I live on the corner of Quantum and Physics
I work in a shop selling pontoons and quizicks
What are they you ask
My invention water mask
To watch toxic fossils & their oil biz icks

Erect Tiles & Their Dysfunction

What happened when a coked out drunk repeatedly abused his wife? The drunk's father ordered him to stop being so embarrassing, become the president, and start abusing everybody else. So he did. Later, he hired a person to write a fictional account of the space his life took up. Fiction makes a good summer read.

CorpOrchestrated

Senators publicly okay a b*llsh*t overhaul.

Meanwhile
Senators privately supersize their free joyride.
It's just another day

layed out
on the Senate floor for entertainment
purposes only.

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Smile if you love Fridays.

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Trance: Send dental meditations.

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FDA motto: "We Didn't Know"

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Rand: Foot in Mouth happens when the ass fills up

with words & there is no room for a foot.

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Richard Blumenthal: You are a liar, but not a good one. Don't we need good liars who don't get indicted in the Senate?

Pity Climbs the Money Wall

Dear Mrs. Bushwhacked,
It is no wonder that what's-his-name was attracted to you,
you poor thing.
Love, Mrs. Whacked-n-bushed
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Is formaldehyde in your nail polish?
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If you have diabetes and need your kidneys, you might think twice and then a couple of more times before taking Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel. If you're not too keen on getting cancer in your esophagus, Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel are probably not the drugs for you. If your bones have become more brittle and breakable from Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel, maybe you should wean yourself off. Don't let your jaw disintegrate before it is too late.
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The BS&S Hubris TechnoBundle costs us dearly, but that's the way it has "always" been done.
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Our parents worked 2 and 3 jobs so that we wouldn't have to. Wasn't that the point?

Reruns

"A statesman has his eye on the next generation. A politician has his eye on the next election." Maverick tv

Wait a minute. Maverick? Where haven't we heard that word before? Let's all be disingenuous. Who wants to disremember?

"Too much money in the disease business to start curing everybody." The Curse of King Tut's Tomb, 2006

Hey you mother! Dearest! Why are you hardly ever home?

Home is so ordinary, so average, so Maverick reruns. Nobody claps for me there.

But you mother! Dearest! Babysitter after babysitter says they will be glad to clap for you on payday. Isn't that enough?

Never.

Slivers

A couple of punk dunkers wanted to sweeten their tea pot because they felt so bitter about their ignorance. So what did they do? The same thing they did every day - they sweet peed in their own tea pot.
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Are your eyes haunted by their own fascism? Respect the public with shades.
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Is the popester a gropester? Don't drop your soap sir.
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Oh (gee) oh pea heart
Upsetting your own tea cart
Inciting fear at every mart
Aping one line for your one part
Never making it to start
Oh (gee) oh pea heart.
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Oh (gee) oh pea brain
Our country's shame and stain
Causing America such pain
Come up from your drain
You have nothing to gain
Oh (gee) oh pea brain.
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I took the doctor's $10.00 worth of empathy and stored it on top of my middle finger.
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The pope, a fallen away christian, keeps putting the same question into his gossip drawers of pettiness: Where's my lucre? Where's my lucre?
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Pontifical buffoonery and jerkitude
Get some shades, hide your trivial lurkitude.
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You Ain't Just Para Sailin' and her trick bag of dead weight broke glass every chance they got. They were very proud of that fact. The 49th state was grateful they never cracked open any glaciers. Maybe they whispered up there.

Tweet Tweet

 

Parasitic Symbiosis or

Fungus + Alga = Lichen
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An american dying landlines & dead telegraph company gives dollars to a dying tv company in return for the soul of an actor. Hasn't that story been done before?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joo90ZWrUkU

Auntie Tax Brady

Auntie Tax Brady says no tax dollars = no people dollars = yes war dollars.
Would Auntie Tax Brady bend over backwards to pick up dollars
for gay youth in asia?

One Thousand Eight Hundred Thirty-eight Years

The catholic church claimed St. Peter as it's first pope. Sorry, all of you other churches. For about 1838 years, the popes were ordinary men. You know, they lied, they stole, they married, they murdered. Then, a short 140 years ago in the grand scheming of things, "infallibility" emerged from a vatican council meeting. Maybe you admire the audacity of inventing "infallibility" out of virtual thin air. Maybe you don't. There you have it - 255 popes who did not know the first thing about a word like infallible. Then the last 8 popes plus the current one pretend they have special immunity from mistakes regarding faith and morals.
B*llsh*t.
Will the catholic church ask for forgiveness?

Stuckwood

Toyota San gets a bit confused when he ponders how the Japanese use his vehicles versus how the Americans do. He wonders if Americans know the proper use of a computer death system.

They should name a garbage dump after Reagan, not a mountain.

Which former speechifying v.p. has been kept alive artificially for over a decade?

Which rag targets the age group that financially supports it with fear?

Moving on Catholics who walked away ask - Will the church ask for forgiveness?

From the old Woodstock to the new Stuckwood, it is all a downhill race.

Mr. Robertson Says

Mr. Robertson says that when God rains down His blizzards upon Washington D.C., He is mad at politicians.

Mr. Robertson says that when God rains down His blizzards upon Massachusetts, He is mad at voters.

Mr. Robertson says his reel name is Harris Pecks,
Mr. Harris Pecks, that is.

Mr. Robertson, alias Mr. Harris Pecks,
Makes his reputation studying entrail wrecks.
In lieu of checks,
Send him chicken necks.
He can work on lifting a god's payback hex.

Freedumbo

My grandmother made this 85 years ago. Nobody ever spilled anything on it before.

Can you replace your own knee cap? Tell your doctor.

I have no intention of stepping down. Wait a minute. I'm not standing on anything.

Only 30 Senators think Ben Bernanke should be fired. Go 30!

Advice: Always shake out your shoes. Always check out the trees. Don't love your organs.

What is wong, Wong? What is white, Wong? What is wit, Wong? What is wong with white wit, Wong?

Did Mr. Cohen and the people who voted for him freak out the
Illinois combine? It sure can move fast when it wants to.

He said he was going to Poconos & did I want to go along. I said, poke a nose? Haven't we done all this before & does violence ever really work. He said, honey, we're living on 2 different planets. I said, don't you know it.

Jackass the animal
and
Elephantiasis the passe
Take time stealing a handful
Claiming their manifest cachet.

Is Yaz VonBayer a prostitute
for the man
& a serial killer for the side effect?

The Stockholm Syndrome: Has John McCain adopted
the "principles" of his captors?

Whose voice breaks glass & her own thought patterns?

Someone Got Tagged

The anti-personnel frag mag
Is okayed by the lowest and a jag
Off-putting how they're starting to brag
That it's always been their bag.
Witch whispers say a nag & a hag
Wrote an old con creed on a dirty old rag
The lowest & the jag added in some slag
And voila!
The anti-personnel frag mag.
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Did they celebrate with a shag, a zigzag & a fag?
(old school take off on a straight cigarette & a square?)
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What do they pay you for?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9CxT48jIgI&feature=related

Other Stuff

You know what they say about corn syrup? They say that first the corn plant was and is mutated to stand tall against sprayed poisons, then it is liquified with more unnecessary and unhealthy chemicals into a glucose syrup which is injected into anything that stands still long enough, then we eat it and drink it for calories with no food value. They also say that beet sugar has food value.
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He got free rides in from Hog Wallow Haven every other week. He sat and took up some space. Then he got free rides back home to Hog Wallow Haven. His successor came from inside an oyster's mouth. Where he'll go back to is anybody's guess. We have to stay.
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The possibilities seem endless. If you wish to be "post racial and black for an hour," chris will assist. If you want to be pre-common sense and highlight a yellow stripe, as you fear my dear.
If you care to be concurrently homogeneous and pentabulously
5-colored, proceed and be freed.
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When Dull, Null & Lull won over Cull & Hull to their downslide, the other four had to go suck eggs. At least that's what their faces said, but please don't talk about faces. Null & his associate don't like faces. Wait until they find out that their last work day was in the past and their next work day is in the future. It will blow what they have left.

RepubliCornSmut

Since the hostile merger of the decaying republican age with the mutated corn syrup age, everything it touches turns to republicornsmut, blindfold-financed by us through the whiners, illegally recorded, and quite medicated for continuity purposes only. You will pay and pay for this announcement.
You don't want to know how.

Memo re: Pleased to March Marching Orders

cc: F*x, See An N, & young republicans everywhere

First, please continue to omit vital information from your social propaganda.
For example, repeating the phrase
"haters who voted for Obama"
is excellent. Nobody will notice the crucial word
"fear"
has been removed.
Fear haters who voted for Obama changes the whole dynamic,
don't you see.
Second, please continue to speak someone else's words,
rather than your own.
Lastly, please continue voting
against
your own good health & welfare.

Sounds Like

The taxes of our upheaval
Fund wars' killing, not people.
Everything's okay,
Take it away -
Prophylaxis of a bho weavel.
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Ink-a-dink laser printer ink
I fell down and you -----.
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Is Harold Ford an *ssh*l*?
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Is Andre Bauer an *ssh*l*?

Presidential Smoothy

Hey Mr. President! What are you thinking?

I'm thinking you notice how smoothly I walk down the street.

Sure. So what, Mr. President.

I'm thinking you notice how I ever so quietly watch where I'm going as I smoothly walk. For instance, you saw that I could have fallen into an enormous hole when I picked up that pebble and threw it down the sewer. Someone might have tripped on it.

Mr. President, what about the enormous hole?

Please do not be confused by this information, but I don't pick up holes. They won't fit down the sewer.

Sir! Listen to that! It sounds like a war is going on around the corner!

Wrap your mind around this, little buddy, not the corner:
war is peace.

Hey Mr. President! The biggest d*mn pill bottle I've ever seen is rolling right at us! We're going to be crushed!
I don't have insurance and I'm gay!

I see another pebble, even smaller than that other one.
I've still got the vision. Oops, it's a dime.
I've got the change and the vision.

Does Winter End?

If appearances are everything and you can look like a million
for around $42.50, which shoes would you wear?
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Can 2 old ladies get along if one of them is the son of the other?
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"In a situation like this, everything is a sacrifice.
Every choice is a sacrifice."
L&O:SVU, "Fault", '06
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"If you drive high, you'll be buried low." - Red Skelton
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He was a slur on benHur, the last of the Boyd brains
& a big hit with the Danes.
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Yes, Sir. Gay, Sir. Yes, Sir. Geezer. Yes, Sir. Guy, Sir.
Yes, Sir. Go, Sir. Yes, Sir. Goo, Sir.
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Yes, Sir.

Remember

We are too immature to ride in the healthcare boat with the big boys in Washington D.C.
Let's just float on any piece of sh*t we can find for the next 60 years, okay?
Please remain seated and part of the problem.
Please continue voting against your own best interests and for the interests of the very wealthy.
I'm sure they appreciate it.
Please do not add to your already vast store of knowledge.
Thank you.
Remember: Nobody needs no stinkin' wisdom.

It Is Not Contagious

I heard that some people who speak in the media suffer from
Hoof in My Own Mouth Disease, the HiMOM virus. It is supposed to be worse than Swine flu or Bird flu or everyday flu with no name. It is not contagious, so that's good. :~)

Want To?

If you can ice skate on the Gulf,

and I can water ski on an iceberg in Lake Michigan,

let's have a power lunch in

Chattanooga.

Strangers

Once upon a time, the mother of all spines and the marine produced one half of a dozen oxygen-breathers. The marine discharged himself early for good behavior. Besides, he didn't feel like watching the mother of all spines turn herself right side in and get real real ugly. That was the oxygen-breathers' job, until each one barfed and took a powder. Then it would be the job of strangers. Good for the strangers.
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Do you want to purchase an authentic certificate which entitles you to be on a one-member board that determines your monetary compensation for services rendered? Send me $19.95.
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Wasn't Pete Hoekstra a member of the C Street building in Washington D.C.? Are memberships lifetime? It's nice for him that any vows he breaks will be okay with his fellow members.
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Only about 10% of our local community banks failed, they were never bailed out. Only about 100% of the big 3 banks failed, they were all bailed out. The scaley skin of injustice...
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When Mrs. Rod sat in vegetation, the former Mr. Rod made up his mind that no matter how long it took, he would get more attention with a wordvomit sentence than with vegetation.

Another Drug Memo

Now that the majority of the baby boomers have been given colonoscopies and had some of their cockiness rubber hosed,
let's talk drugs. Only about half of the boomers are on daily
drugs. That is nowhere near good enough. The goal is 100%!
So what is to be done about it?

"Crapification" Vacation and or Adjudication

He said it would be televised on C-Span.

He said a lot of things.

He said we have to adapt.

I wonder if he will adapt actions to his own words.

He said war is peace.

Yeah. Crazy talk.

He said public option but did pubic loption.

What the l? Where's the l?

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Lonnie Johnny and Ronny

Connie Bonnie and Donny

RooDee Ghoulie and Onnie

Told the mayor to get out of town.

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If Phillip Morris added addictive chemicals to their cigarettes, would they also add addictive chemicals to their various frozen pizzas, to cheese itself?

Dear Somebody

Does adapting to fight terrorists include
following existing rules and regulations?
Does common sense play any part in the adapting?
What about imperialism? Still going strong?
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Queue ewe the sheep
We oui the peep
One run a fowl
Hear here the howl
Sing king reel cheep
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When Doves Cry
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5792204981326161348#
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parentheses - so old fashioned
semi colon - nobody understands it
quotation mark - is there time anymore
period - no there isn't

Just Another Story

Once upon a time, a bee and a king fell in love. Can you imagine that? The bee's family did not like the king. It should have been the other way around, but things aren't always right side up. They had 2 lovely children. Can you imagine that too while you're at it? One of the kids was a miniature king. Sometimes he was hard to find when you really needed him, but that was just him and wasn't he special? His sister turned out to be supernaturally wise when it came to figuring out that her daughter was her very own source of joy. The bee and the king made themselves a nice life, a good life, except for a couple of minor details. One, quite a while ago but almost before they knew it, 2 other lovely people became the parents of their grandchildren and began running the family circle ragged, as if there wasn't enough running already. Two, the bee often hurt herself and others with her stinger. Other than that, this is just another story.
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Next week: Are the bee and 1 of the 2 other lovely people involved in a power struggle? Will a new character, grandkid and helper of mankind, end up being a lovely person herself? Is she the object of the power struggle? I can't wait to find out.

Happy New Year! War is Peace

If Sarcasm is an ironic gibe and if Slivers are splits along and with the grain and if Other Stuff is the material and materiel of which everything is created, then lots of times statements are not intended to be factual and lots of times they are. That did, does, and will cover any and all past, present, and future statements.