Miss Conn Strude

Neville St. Clive
Wants to dive
Too much crud
Tar ball mud
Gives him jive
Can he revive?
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"Bombing for peace was like humping for virginity", Cold Case, 2007, Blood on the Tracks
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Have you ever thought the secret to happiness was garlic & dill cheese curds?
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Sharron Angle said her job will be to look good. She stands on the unemployed to make herself taller and she continues to speak in her shoe size. Home means Nevada to her.
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If 24 inspired 43 and The Russians are Coming the Russians are Coming inspires 44, the moving picture must be a great success!
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According to a pole on the corner, 76% of the people were born.

Home For Gnomes & Their Combs

Illinois threw a rod, then outsourced his gag and muzzle. Neither fit the specs. Now what?

My private yard is next door to something that appears to be a private yard/outdoor storage camp for crappy circus & carnival equipment that occasionally contains an ankle biter who thinks nothing of barking for 3 straight hours. Ah, summer.

I equipped myself with "accident avoidance technology", enabling neighborhood constitutionals with little mishap and no repercussions.

Do we really need Habeas Corpus when we have Extraordinary & Extreme Rendition instead?

If you grew up on Kool Aid, you will love V-8 Splash Berry Blend. If you didn't, you won't.

In the
Oil, gas, electric purse
Against
Votes, Healthcare, Clean Air for his hearse
Honestly
He enjoys going from bad to worse
Its
Joe Barton, senior curse

Joe Barton, Representative for the 6th District of Texas is against:
affordable healthcare for Americans,
implementation of clean air standards,
public airwaves,
combating autism, and
extension of voting rights.
He is for:
being the ranking member on the Energy & Commerce Committee and taking lots of money from energy - electric utilities, oil and gas,
taking money from pharmaceuticals, health products, and health professionals while he is against affordable healthcare, and
not being a man of the People.

On the back of the container, if the 2nd ingredient listed after water isn't high fructose corn syrup, why bother?

Indecision and Toast Points

Pillage, Plunder, Pilfer, and Preyyyyy,
How may we direct your call? .....
Good afternoon, your former honorableness, Sir. Please hold. .....
We apologize for the delay, Sir, but
Mr. Pillage is out on a booty call.
Ordinarily Mr. Plunder would be here,
but it is open fleece season, Sir. .....
Mr. Pilfer?
Mr. Pilfer & his entire staff are sealed in the laboratory miniaturizing all petty & grand theft cases and minimalizing our perceptions of them, Sir.
Mr. Prey is in court at this very moment, waxing eloquent in a seizure of all assets case. .....
Oh my, yes Sir, we have heard things about your
"Indecision & Toast Points". .....
It is a hit with the criminally insane, Sir. .....
Sure, they purchase books and other things too, Sir. .....
Yes, I would. You are too kind, Sir. .....
Alright then.
Perhaps you could call again on another day. Goodbye, Sir. .....
(and to the dead line)
Maybe "Indecision & Toast Points" is attracting the wrong kind of shopper.
"1000 Points of Blight"? "A Decider's Pointer Finger"? "My Decisions Pointedly Unavailable"? "Deciding 1000 Points on a Pencil"? .....
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The Big Twen

Corporate's 100 year deadline of 2063 to convert us into a third world slave labor pool has been pushed forward by BP. How convenient for wildlife bonus time.
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Is it no to the Kurds and yes to mama curds, or the other way around? Will the laxative effect be good for their brains?
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Who gets presents for Cherry Bris Mass and who cries?
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Since there are 11 teams, how about adding 9 more

and calling it the Big Twen.

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If there are 3858 oil and gas platforms just in the Gulf of Mexico, we have 3857 more disasters waiting to happen. Just in the Gulf of Mexico. That is pretty special.

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Television says "Stop using dirty catheters." Who is doing that?

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If the boils on their shoulders want more, more, more, let's hold out a trillion dollar carrot and hook some backers.

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Come to the U.S. where you will be maneuvered into wearing, walking on, eating, and dying from moldable chemistry.

"Guantanamo Justice"

3:08 of Sam Seder on his show That's B*llsh*t

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTnQRFEGBw4

Perfect *ssh*l*s Have No Regrets

Dear Boys & Girls,
There is someone named Mark Kirk who tells lies. He gets caught. He makes up excuses and he makes up other words to try to cover up his lies so that nobody can see them anymore. Isn't he silly? Here are some fake words he has been using this week. Some are really big.
misstatements inaccuracies inattention mistakes errors overstatements
He is silly!
Kids, only the truth-tellers deserve our respect. Mark Kirk does not.
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Borgia Gush has no regrets about waterboarding anybody. Maybe he has regrets about not waterboarding everybody, but nobody asked that question.
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Mark Kirk is and always has been a bushie. Look at his voting record.