Amateur Night on the Blatz

Once upon a New Years gone bleary
Warily I wandered with the freaked and the cheery
O'er many a faint from fumes galore.
Merrily I hot-toddied with my feet tap tapping,
Suddenly there came one last crazy night capping.
Then someone started loudly rapping, rapping inside my very core.
"Tis the inquisitor," I muttered "rapping inside with such a roar.
No! No way! And never ever more!"

Whining For Free Stuff

I hope the flooding in Sri Lanka does not kill any more people. I hope the flooding prevented Disney from breaking the legs of any more workers who dare to want a living wage. I hope.
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Shhh, but according to the big elephant in everybody's nightmare:
the wealthiest one percenters, those wastrels who spend anybody's money except their own, who do not like laborers who make livable union wages, who do not like the public and its public schools, who do not like healthy old people with full stomachs, who do not like the mentally ill and their greedy needs, who do not like a segment of the population called "women," who do not like people who look or think differently from themselves, but who do like and enjoy cashing in on wars and the unnecessarily exorbitant defense budget, well, their favorite pastime is picking pockets and whining for free stuff.

Raises For Everybody!

How are you feeling, fb?
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Since Congress just voted itself a raise, the fiscal cliff morphed into the fiscal crack in the sidewalk. It is a miracle of modern science.
Raises for everybody!

It Will Be Fun

"Bracing for hard landing off 'cliff' "

Just as long as the wealthiest among US do not pay their share, and the government tools continue to burden everyone else, especially the poorest, in extreme and hurtful ways, and corporations still kill whoever they feel like wherever the almighty profit takes them, it will be fun.

TV Channel

David Gregory, News Anchor: ". . . a magazine that carries 5 bullets or 10 bullets [me: versus 30 rounds], isn't it just possible that we can reduce the carnage . . .?"

Wayne LaPierre, Gun Salesman: "I don't think it's what will work."
[me again: what an idiot]
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If 80% of your weight loss has been between your ears, you may want to think about changing political parties or at least the tv channel.

Days of the Weak

Corporatize your black and blue days after Kris Miss
Hasidic or al Kalam, better bring the Lit Miss
Who is
Sue Ezz
A sign I neck on the AfricAsia Iss Miss.
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If the Chicago Tribune is the carping enemy of the formidable public school system, it must be one of the days of the weak.

Be Bright

Merry Christukahzaa to all
And to all a good bite
Grab your boots from the hall
And go out into the light
If your grandparents should call
Let them know which flight
Traffic is down to a crawl
So the timing will be tight
I'll run to the mall
Before snows turns our world white
Merry Christukahza to all
To all who would be bright

In Any Way

The wealthy heirs wish to conduct drone killings and invasions of sovereign nations, but do not wish to pay for them. What should we do?

I know! Let's have the sick and the elderly pay for them!

What a great idea! And let's have a Social Security battle while ignoring reality!

Okay!
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           (especially when the mistake of the rich is selfish greed)
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Once a kingly singer
Falls from his legacy of grace
Then he's only a hurt-slinger
In the wrong time and wrong place.
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Over the Christukahzaa break, if you're jim jonesin' for your own cool aide, but are having a talking pointless brain freeze and can no longer read your own handwriting, what will you do?
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If responsible = answerable or accountable, as for something within one's power, control, or management, then is the NRA's bribery against gun control responsible for gun deaths in any way?

Nerve

                                               http://www.addictinginfo.org/

The NRA exists to sell guns. It will tell any lie to continue existing
to sell guns. LaPierre is it's top gun salesman.
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Movie News: Is it Reel?
The makers of the government embedded movie, Zero Dark Thirty which lies about the results of torture, understand that if nominated for a statuette on the shelf, they will be required to experience torture in order to accept. They are all cool with that.
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What is going on with today's D.C. republicans?
Good question.
It is quite sad, but they have no learning curve.
The bottomless pit they so faithfully serve
Can't get enough
Of their flunky stuff.
We want them to be decent, but they don't have the nerve.

Still Bones

"We learned in the last election that the NRA is impotent." - Dick Kay
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As a salesman, Wayne LaPierre tries to invent new ways to sell his product by using his freedom of speech. Otherwise, what's it all about? Humanity?
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The wagonmaker's millstones
Are a gun salesman and shill drones
Hawking words
Peddling turds
Selling until we're nothing but still bones.

Just in Case

Are you becoming who you are becoming? Are you the best you aspire to be? Join the casting call for 10,000+ Bradley Mannings.
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"Rove outfit plays fast and loose with IRS" by Steve Benen,
The Maddow Blog
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/12/21/16068108-rove-outfit-plays-fast-and-loose-with-irs?lite
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Hey! Snyder of Mackinac! As an accomplished liar and a person without a conscience, how will you spend your Christmas?
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Assified, calcified, and ossified into the embarrassment of pols we know and try very hard to love today, they are this very minute harming somebody somewhere. It is what they do.
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Mosquito spies
See the bees' knees
So cross the eyes
And dot those teas
Deny the disguise
Freeze the wheeze
Prize the buys
Agree to please
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Whiteous survivalists live underground, just in case.

Easy To Do So

What is everyone wearing - Be polite when staring - Who likes sharing Semi permanent pairing - Toss in at least one red herring - Clouds are glaring - Truth can be flaring - How are you faring - Triple the double daring - Which committees are we chairing - Thank you for caring - Straiten the Bering
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Why have the loser legislators been weakening the gun laws rather than toughening them up? One reason: the NRA keeps threatening to hold its breath until it turns blue. Another reason: the legislators and the people who bribe them intend to steal money during the chaos and violence which follows because they are making it easy to do so.

"Collective Bargaining is the American Way"

"Just How Powerful is the NRA in the Post-Sandy Hook World?"
by Lorraine Devon Wilke, Addicting Info

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/12/19/just-how-powerful-is-the-nra-in-the-post-sandy-hook-world/
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"11 Secret Documents Americans Deserve to See"
by David Wallechinsky, AllGov.com

http://www.allgov.com/news/top-stories/11-secret-documents-americans-deserve-to-see-121210?news=846439
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"In Illinois, the Anti-Worker Fraternity Gets a New Member in Quinn"
by Anders Lindall and Cynthia McCabe, AFSCME

http://www.afscme.org/blog/in-illinois-the-anti-worker-fraternity-get-a-new-member-in-quinn

Richard Engel Has Been Freed!

New news: Richard Engel has been freed!
Story by Mike Brunker, NBC
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/18/15985279-richard-engel-and-nbc-news-team-freed-from-captors-in-syria?lite

Old news:
"Richard Engel is Missing in Syria; NBC News Enforces News Blackout [UPDATE]
by John Cook, Gawker

http://gawker.com/5969029/richard-engel-is-missing-in-syria-nbc-news-enforces-news-blackout

"Outrageous HSBC Settlement Proves the Drug War is a Joke"
by Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/outrageous-hsbc-settlement-proves-the-drug-war-is-a-joke-20121213
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If you clicked on "Like" for Bachmann, Coburn, DeMint, SteveKing, Kyl, Mourdock, RandPaul, Romney, Rubio, and Codgers for the (g)OP, you should click on "Love" for Club for Growth. Oxymorons need love too.

Holly Day's Fairies

The Westboro coven of scurvy viles
Travels to spread its ugly, no matter the miles
Freddie in a Caldron yelps
Will torture even the youngest whelps
Sharing the worst of his innermost biles.

                                           from Occupy Marines
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Holy cash cows stuffed with marian berries
Are served by embroiled christians without cherries
On vacation in Ghazzah
While observing Mary Christukahza
Desserts are the specialty of Holly Day's fairies.

Duh

"Can we make our schools any safer?" headlines the Chicago Tribune.
Of course we can, but not while our politicians are the tools of anyone with bribe money.
Duh.

Which Michigan governor got bribed to say this: I eviscerated and disemboweled and gutted the heart of labor and its unions for their own good.

Too greedy to last, yet MayorahM likes the old ways of putting people into poverty. He is not who he pretends to be, but of course, neither is the man he used to work for in DC.

The pope is a danger to peace and justice. He is a distortion of Christianity.

Walmart = biggest seller of guns and bullets in the US and guarantees the lowest wages. Who doesn't love walmart?

Who Doesn't Love Eric Holder?

"Vast New Spying Program Was Started in Secret on a Bogus Pretext"
by Chris Calabrese, ACLU

http://www.aclu.org/blog/national-security-technology-and-liberty/vast-new-spying-program-was-started-secret-bogus

In short, an attack by a known foreign terror suspect was used to justify changes to rules about collecting information on US citizens.

Who doesn't love Eric Holder?

"Hey Michigan:"

"If this is what it takes to sign a bill into law,
then you're doing it WRONG."

This is Not a Bill

As a doctor of assalogical considerations and mutational animosities, Phil rarely listens to himself and he is grateful for that.
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Scalia, opposite of supreme, emerges from his closet each morning and asks himself where to spread the hate. Everywhere, he mumbles into his bellybutton, everywhere.
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"Your opinion of me has no cash value"
Basil Rathbone in We're No Angels, 1955
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For a quarter I will - Wait until - For the vicarious thrill - But still - Don't be a shill Elbows on the sill - Sword to quill - Mr Phil - Each little pill - Next to nil Shut down the mill - Rage can kill - Share jacks with Jill - First do the uphill - Aerate each gill - Extra cost per frill - Eat your fill - Grow some dill - Running out of crill - Wrap the chill - This is not a bill
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Fracking is Nothing to Brag About or Be Proud Of

Welcome back, Donne Trotter,

Got the gun and clip? Got 'er!

No gun control for you.

Represent yourself. Get a clue.

You're a gunslinger's kind of rotter.

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                                                   http://sites.agu.org/

Dear President Obama, Fracking is nothing to brag about
or be proud of.

Running Against the Devil

                                 http://www.savagechickens.com/

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It is not our fracking fault lines
Unless pols grow some brave new spines
For mirth sakes
Earthquakes
Fools' rules dirtying up the coal mines.
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The once upon a time freedom bringers became divide and governing cliff clingers by spraining their middle fingers with the same old jingle ringers and not so well hidden stingers.
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"Obama can tackle climate in his second term, and he doesn't need Congress to do it" by David Roberts, Grist
http://grist.org/climate-energy/obama-can-tackle-carbon-and-doesnt-need-congress/
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The BillHill couple loves corporate money so much that it molded, bent, and offered up it's only begotten child into the ugly world of hedge funds. It praises the enslaver known an walmart. BillHill would never again get my vote, no fracking way, unless it was running against the devil.

Brand New Day

"What Happened To The Republican Party? (OP-ED)" by Finitia
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/12/07/what-happened-to-the-republican-party-op-ed/
In short, they, as a party, need to be louder than their lunatic fringe, through words and actions
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Jim De the finest catMint unceremoniously got himself out of bed on that sad Wednesday morning in November. He surprised nobody but himself when he trash bagged his tea collection in favor of lattes and tiny scones. After shaving brushing and boiling all necessary areas, he grabbed his manliest power tool and got off to a brand new day.

Not What They Said

Dinosaurs are extinct yet dead

It's why they exist in the fed

Cheat sheets for the cause

Red whites with blue laws

Doing what they do, not what they said.

Surveillance

Dear MayorahM, Your "code of silence on the code of silence"
is the old way of doing things, the really old way.
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Dear Michigan Embarrassment of Politicians:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuET0kpHoyM

"NSA Whistleblower: Everyone in US under surveillance,
all info stored, no matter the post"

And isn't that special, especially while people are
STILL giving AT&T money?

Became a Wash

Angus T. Jones has been walking a fine bi-polar line between figuring out who he is and living his faith, while acting for laughs to promote sluts and their lifestyle. It can make you crazy, rich and crazy.
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"Bradley Manning: a tale of liberty lost in America"
by Glenn Greenwald, The Guardian
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/30/bradley-manning-liberty-lost-america
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"How the 1962-63 Newspaper Strike Crippled a Newspaper Town"
by Scott Sherman, Vanity Fair
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2012/11/1963-newspaper-strike-bertram-powers
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Dear Large Ones, President Obama is planning to take away 401 thousand of your calories every day. Jesus, King of fossils and dirty water, told him to do it, so what can you do? Eat less?
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Mister Dniester Kiester
Put the kibosh on a bosh
But a blister dissed her mister
And well, the nosh became a wash.

A Scapegoat's Tail

Greedy greed and the greed that goes along with it - yum!
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/11/29/bankruptcy-court-approves-fat-bonuses-for-greedy-hostess-executives/
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Seaan, son of Cathan, was a battler and a hostage-taker by inclination. He was a looter by design. To suit his warlike purposes, he occasionally aligned himself with others of his kind. The most recent partnership was with the beautiful veiled dancer who inspired terror - Graeme, grandson of Art the Lonely. Their first joint project was to paint a gray picture with a laugh up their silken sleeves and two shakes of a scapegoat's tail.

Other Fun Things

Tzar Elto is trying to kick Warfare-In to the trash bin because Warfare-In sensibly requires waaaay too much stinkin' oversight. If we do it Tzar Elto's way, in front of Mr. Nobody's careless eyes, we will be free to do everything but quit. Quitting kills with the mother of all strokes, and other fun things.

Clear the Air

We will always be in Afghanistan, if by always I mean eternally forever.
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"Xerox State and Local Solutions Inc." has a big brother camera program to watch everybody. It uses faulty equipment which generates bogus tickets to drivers. It wastes the People's money & time and creates more inefficiency. Wait a minute. Isn't corporate incompetence and waste the reason it was hired in the first place?
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Yes, but Wear - Weigh holiday Tare - Abundantly Rare - Oh, Pear - Please, Mare - Exit the Lair - Grow some Hair - Be the Fair - Definitely Dare - BYO Care - Exceedingly Bear - Clear the Air

Took a Lunch

The republican air bags of milk bottle babies
Are foam-spreading a disease they call rabies
Shrinking dogs
Lumps on logs
Standing firm against thoughts and may be's.
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The mangy old f_x lifted his leg and his nose to sniff what he thought was a war on men. In reality, it turned out to be a moron hen. So they took a lunch.

Auntie Wall Mart or Not

"How Costco Became the Anti-Wal-Mart" by Steven Greenhouse, The New York Times, July 17, 2005

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/17/business/yourmoney/17costco.html?pagewanted=all

Grab the Cash!

Frontline "Poor Kids" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lTArarNnS0

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While the Chicago Tribune repeatedly wastes its headlines and time on a private corporate war against public schools, it wonders why it is such a failure at making money or reporting the real and important news. Have more strategy meetings! Make up even more ways to grab the cash!

An Empty Rattle

Friday! shrieks the corporate prattle.
Herd the cattle into battle.
Extend the days.
The poorest pays.
Otherwise we're just an empty rattle.
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AFSCME: "Quinn [governor of Illinois] administration terminates union contract"
http://www.afscme31.org/news?id=0454

I Love Wisconsin in the Autumn

"Milwaukee Prosecutor uses calculated move to introduce Walker into sentencing hearing" by Jessica VanEgeren, The Cap Times 

http://host.madison.com/ct/news/local/govt-and-politics/capitol-report/milwaukee-prosecutor-uses-calculated-move-to-introduce-walker-into-sentencing/article_e166116c-3364-11e2-a34d-001a4bcf887a.html

That Ever Was

Greezy and Wheezy, conjoined constrictor snakes whose pale skins never enjoy the light of day, do errands for the backwards heirs of yesterday. Last year, this year, and maybe next year, the errands were, are, and maybe will be overspending on privatized invasions of sovereign nations while blaming workers for their inalienable rights of health and housing. Cheesy is the snakes' squamate spokesperson, excuse me, political hack, who is interchangeable with every other political hack that ever was.

A Prairie Dog's Hinter

AW AW AW cries a former Florida pol. He wonders why he is through. He wonders why losers cry AW AW AW.
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Isn't it time for Santa Claus to come out in every color under the sun, except for the same old corporate coca cola red?
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Spring cleaning got started one autumn
Free-for-alling over Pali that winter
Cold-cocking in May we onslaught 'em
Summer stocking on a prairie dog's hinter.

So Great

Zavi Yay - Fallopian Way - Leave to Stay - Catch a Half Ray - Maybe Later You'll Pay - Yes You May - Land of the Lay - Better Than Okay - Oh Hey - Fox in the Gray - Have an Ice Day - Quay in the Bay
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The payoffs of half a century ago are the lobby bribes of today.
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If you feel compelled to shop at WalMart because you especially like the fact that it uses your money against you politically while never investing any of the money back into your own community, that is so self-destructive and so great.

The Human Factor

As a Black Jewish nun
I enjoy a good sticky bun
Touchy feely
But not really
Unless you try some puns for fun.
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The ethanol creation process costs too much money and it wastes too much of our precious water. Quite naturally, they intend to continue, never admitting it was an experiment, maybe a great experiment. We learned, and now it is time to move on.
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Hal, the computer machine that places all bets in the stock market for US, says speed is of the essence and he will no longer respond to the human factor.

How are the Cardinals Doing?

Why can't the President protect every neighbor of every person who can't stop talking about the second largest city in Libya?
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Dear Senator from Arizona, Your smear campaign is so unattractive right now, just before Thanksgiving. As the man who inflicted Sarah Palin on the country, and the man who decided not to attend a meeting about Benghazi to gather and increase your own intelligence, how are the Cardinals doing?

Several Explanations

Which washed-up former politician calls birth control and health care Big Things when those issues concern people who inherited as much money as he did, but Small Things when they concern the rest of US? He admitted that his congenital pettiness entices him to want to take away those Small Things. Did you know there are 53 kinds of nuts? 
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A couple of reminders for the Cheaters Ball:
   1. If you can't pair up with a Black Widow, let the emotionally       disturbed come to you. Pass it on.
   2. This year's theme is - "Guilty But With Several Explanations"

Let's Be Thankful

Petraeus, which rhymes with betray us, is and always has been a Bushie working for the old cons. After a lifetime of his activity, his wife is lucky she never got a disease. So, don't let the door hit you while we recoup, redupe, and regroup. Oaths mean nothing to some and they mean everything to others.
Now, what's going on with Hastert, which almost rhymes with bastard.
Let's be thankful.

Those Two

Robert Burns, 1785:
But little Mouse, you are not alone,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes of mice and men
Go often awry.
And leave us nothing but grief and pain,
For promised joy!
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We the People, the electors, voted for the expiration of the Bush/Obama tax cuts, among other things. Some are afraid of the word "mandate" to describe our vote. We recommend you give it a different label, in order to dispel your fear.
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MayorahM, as a corporate booty-sucker, got Washington D.C. off to the wrong start when he worked on President Obama. Now he is working on Chicago.
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What is the opposite of a "fiscal cliff"?
   1. The Bush/Obama tax cuts expire and we start to take care of the People and the infrastructure.
   2. The Estate Tax continues to be in effect because, for the good of the country, the heirs must learn fiscal responsibility and to pay their own way.
   3. We begin to pay off the debt.
That is the opposite of a "fiscal cliff"
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What is "compromise"?
Compromise = settlement of differences by mutual concessions; an adjustment of conflicting claims, principles, etc. by yielding a part of each.
It is one of the signs of human intelligence and adaptability.
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Remember the "Executive Order"?
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Remember "Acorn"?
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Is Washington D.C. talking about a pledge-burning party?
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"I've met yams with more going on upstairs than those two."
- Dick, 1999

A Very Promising Beginning

Secession petitions have been sent to the White House as they are after every election. This time with Texas and Louisiana leading the way, and Murray Energy coal miners in Ohio are losing their jobs as a Koch/Romney thank you note, and the biggest progressive radio station in Portland Oregon was just punished by Romney/Bain and turned into a F_x Sports station. The republican strategy meeting to discuss attracting the people who did not vote for them has produced a very promising beginning.

The Wrath of Fun

"Soupy Bread" - a beautiful poem:
Betty Boopy Led - Croupy Red - Droopy Dead
Goopy Bed - Loopy Cred - Poopy Head
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Breivik, who killed 77 people in Norway, has a cell of three rooms!
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Noodles and Doodles
had Oodles of Poodles
they named the first Floodles
and the last one Toodles.
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He barfed, therefore he was. Who knew?
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Clarence, why are you known as the zero factor?
I mime furniture, mostly chairs, for days, weeks, even years at a time.
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Bar Trek: The Wrath of Fun

Sedition Act of 1798

The Sedition Act of 1798, Section 2, without mentioning the fine or the prison term:

   That if any person shall write, print, utter, or publish, or shall cause or procure to be written, printed, uttered or published, or shall knowingly and willingly assist or aid in writing, printing, uttering or publishing any false, scandalous and malicious writing or writings against the government of the United States, or the President of the United States, with intent to defame the said government, or either house of the said Congress, or the said President, or to bring them, or either of them, into contempt or disrepute; or to excite against them, or either or any of them, the hatred of the good people of the United States, or to stir up sedition within the United States, or to excite any unlawful combinations therein, for opposing or resisting any law of the United States, or any act of the President of the United States, done in pursuance of any such law, or of the powers in him vested by the constitution of the United States, or to resist, oppose, or defeat any such law or act, or to aid, encourage or abet any hostile designs of any foreign nation against the United States, their people or government, then such person, being thereof convicted before any court of the United States having jurisdiction thereof, shall be punished . . . 

 

Sedition

Sedition = any act, writing, speech, etc. directed unlawfully against state authority, the government, or constitution, or calculated to bring it into contempt or to incite others to hostility, ill will or disaffection.

Donald Trump, Glenn Beck, the crazy guy from citizens united, and F_x "News" immediately come to mind. Can you think of anyone else?

Disappearance

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Rupert Murdoch is another loser who inherited wealth. He now uses his money to lie and hurt people. Murdoch hated to become a US citizen, but ownership of American media required him to do so. He uses the media to lie and hurt people and to employ other losers who lie and hurt people. A dirty judge may say differently, but lies are not free speech. Lies are not Democracy. A Democracy does not mean arresting people who are outdoors telling the truth while Murdoch uses his fortune indoors to bring about the downfall of the United States. The employees of the F_x Opinion Networks should not drive or operate heavy machinery until further notice.
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Cabelludo S. Campo, Jorge Credenza, Elena Buenas, y Cremar, el vecino loco, estan muy "chistoso", no?
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Dear Google, Grow up and learn how to spell, or get the h out of my face. Love, Me
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Mitch pitched a bitch 'cause his itch got thrown into a ditch without a stitch or a hitch. What a glitch for such a rich witch like Mitch. We ain't into your hate.
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Dinosaurs usually get ugly during this time of their disappearance.

How Else?

http://www.randirhodes.com/main.html - It's Friday!
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From a republican spokesperson in Ohio: Conservatives in the House spent the last several years of do nothing obstruction by encouraging corporate scheming, reducing spending for the common good while increasing military spending, preventing the bush/obama tax cuts on the wealthy from expiring, planning to take away the safety nets of Medicare and Social Security, removing the poor from Welfare, narrowing energy exploration to only fossil fuels, increasing the debt, and inserting the government into doctor exams and personal lives. Why doesn't the majority of people like us anymore?
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The Tom Corbett of Pennsylvania/Jon Husted of Ohio plan to rig the Electoral College numbers may be revived. They're talking about it right now. How else can the cheaters ever come close to being winners? How else?

"Ohio's GOP Secretary of State Already Has a Plan to Rig the 2016 Election for Republicans" by Ian Millhiser and Josh Israel, Think Progress

http://thinkprogress.org/

Zero Credit

As the US grows in a variety of colors, the (g)OP limits itself to greedy self-deceived white men and women plus a few deluded wannabes of color. It's brilliant strategy of lunacy and glaringly adolescent maleness has worked wonders so far. Keep up the "good" work.
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"Why Americans Actually Voted for a Democratic House" by Ian Millhiser, Think Progress

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/11/07/1159631/americans-voted-for-a-democratic-house-gerrymandering-the-supreme-court-gave-them-speaker-boehner/
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After 36 hours of intense soul-searching, excuse-making and kudos-hoarding, we came to the conclusion that the intelligence of voters knows no bounds when it comes to the struggle for truth, justice and the American sunny day. Voters and Campaign Workers get 99% of the credit. We voted for a Democratic President, a Democratic Senate, AND a Democratic House (dirty courts pre-disapproved). The sandy hurricane gets zero credit.

Up the Beat

"The GOP's period of reflection and recalibration" by Steve Benen, The Maddow Blog MSNBC
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/11/07/14997773-the-gops-period-of-reflection-and-recalibration
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If Karl Rove is the loyal pet of the Bush clan and is really really terrible at investing other people's money, has he ever thought about chasing rabbits for a living? Karl, did you forget to do all of the proper registering in Virginia?
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Eight people who worked the hardest to prevent
US citizens from voting:
Carol Aichele of Pennsylvania, Ken Detzner and Rick Scott of Florida, Scott Gessler of Colorado, Jon Husted of Ohio, Matt Schultz of Iowa, Rick Snyder of Michigan, and Scott Walker of Wisconsin. I'd rather call them the 8 people who failed.
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"A Giant Sucking Sound" by Leonard C. Goodman, In These Times,
Just a bit from the article:
". . .the proposed Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement (TPP), which is sold as a 'free trade' agreement for the Pacific Rim and is being pushed by the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, the top lobbying group for American corporations.
   The terms of the TPP have been kept secret from the public for two years and only made available to the negotiators and a select group of corporate partners. However, a draft of the agreement that was leaked in June reveals the TPP would bestow radical new powers upon multinational corporations, including one provision that would protect the pharmaceutical industry from generic competitors and others that would allow companies to override domestic protections for the environment and for workers. New TPP investment rules aim to eliminate 'Buy American' preferences for U.S. manufacturers.
   Obama's support for these secret corporate-friendly policies directly contradicts the Democratic platform . . ."

http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/14005/a_giant_sucking_sound/

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One had a campaign about nought
The other had a redundant speech to repeat
The rest of US who can never be bought
Breathed a sigh of relief and picked up the beat.

Cherokee Proverb

There is a battle of two wolves inside us all.
One is evil. It is anger, jealousy, greed,
resentment, lies, inferiority and ego.
The other is good. It is joy, peace, love,
hope, humility, kindness, empathy and truth.
The wolf that wins? The one you feed.
                                               -Cherokee Proverb-                 

Janis singing a song of great social import
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-GFqhCq2HA
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"Voting for Obama with No Illusions" by Achy Obejas, In These Times

http://inthesetimes.com/article/13994/voting_for_obama_with_no_illusions/

From one paragraph:
   "First, he's [Obama is] the only one standing between us and a bitter, extremist, white-conservative agenda that would undermine civil rights, healthcare and environmental progress, destroy our economy (again), and leave us begging for mercy. . . ."
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"Paul Ryan Says Obama Threatens 'Judeo-Christian Values' With Health Care Plan" by Adam Martin, New York Times Magazine News & Features

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/ryan-obama-a-threat-to-judeo-christian-values.html

Mr. Ryan, I like how you distanced yourself from "those" values, but included yourself in the "great" part.

Deal With It

http://www.addictinginfo.org/

When Mitt Romney decided to tackle a universal health care system for Massachusetts, at the same time he was even more motivated to make Massachusetts 47th lowest in job creation and the most bankrupt state in the union. How else, but by disaster, does the man make money? Ten years after he got elected governor, Massachusetts is still recovering from the Romney failure. Now he wants to tackle the yes to male enhancement drugs/no to birth control agenda for his fellow hot dogs, but in order to do that he will have to continue hiding his tax returns and lying every day.
Deal with it.

Tuesday

Mitt: "Let's get the private corporations involved in disaster clean-up because there is a lot of profit in that."
Me: "You're nuts."
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Host Pointelle Geriatrics
Ghost Annointal Theatrics
Roast Avoidal Bariatrics
Post Coital Lariat Tricks
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Turn the clocks back tonight, turn the voting ahead Tuesday
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Romney's 100 Hour Challenge

Dear Mr. Romney, Where are your secret tax returns? Thank you so much, a Voting Citizen
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It is time for the Church's tax exemption to be eliminated: http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/11/01/1120731/catholic-bishop-who-compared-obama-to-hitler-orders-anti-obama-letter-read-from-pulpit/?mobile=nc
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United Auto Workers v Romney and his profiteering: http://www.truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/item/17613-uaw-charges-romney-with-profiteering-from-auto-bailout by Greg Palast
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Romney's 100 hour challenge starts today and ends on Monday, the day before the election. He challenges US to find and define ONE (1), yes ONE (1), leadership quality that he possesses. So far, 21 people have guessed and have been incorrect.
Here are the wrong ones so far today:
Character - no
Charisma - no
Communication - no
Competence - no
Courage - no
Discernment - no
Empathy - no
Focus - no
Generosity - no
Initiative - no
Listening - no
Mentorship - no
Passion - no
Problem solving - no
Relationships - no
Responsibility - no
Security - no
Servanthood - no
Teachability - no
Trust - no
Vision - no

Are 100 hours enough time? What about 100 years?

Wolves and Sheeple

Although Paulie the Patsy Ryan often brags about running the 5-k in a minute and a half with one hand tied behind his back and the other hand balancing a plate of unethical ideas and venison stew, he is not a ridiculous figure at all.
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Politicians can be a dirty people
Hypocritic oath-breakers without a steeple
"Where's more gold?"
Gets so old
Ancient tails of wolves and sheeple.

God's Glare, or the Eye of a Hurricane?

Politics/political campaigning is a nasty business. Joe Walsh and Mitt Romney put their sons right in front of the microphone. What does that say about them as parents, or are the men just desperate politicians?
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Dear Pope and Pope's Bishops: There is only one way to win back Catholics who have walked away from the church: Become morally honest and truly Christian.
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Was God's eye over the republican senators
And the D.C. 3/4 bull 1/4 man minotaurs?
He'll blow them away
On another day.
New cons could still stop their sin of wars.

God's glare, or the eye of a hurricane, and where have we heard that before?

The Woman Wants to Throw Out Public Education

"Ann Romney on Public Education: 'Throw It Out' (And Other Gems)"
by Justin Acuff on Addicting Info

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/10/29/romney-throw-out-education/

When you ask bitter selfish people what issue is closest to their "heart", it is still shocking to hear that throwing out public education is closest.

Halloween is Just Around the Corner

"Bain's Birth by Death Squads" by Terry J. Allen, In These Times

http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/13807/bains_birth_by_death_squads/

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The future of FEMA, according to the Romney anti-person plan:

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/10/29/14780248-the-politics-of-femas-future?lite

Neither needs much prep time. One removes the caps on his eye teeth, the other makes a couple of parts in his hair. Voila! Halloween!
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Be Well Heeled

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If Paulie is his party's brain trust but his brain is atrophied and we cannot trust him even as far as we could throw him, and if Mitt rose to the top because that is the phenomenon of pond scum, then their party really is the invested best it can be, and that is the saddest thing you could ever say about it.
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Paul the ball and Mitt the mitt
Are way out in right field
They're preying for the wonder of 1 hit
And their soles to be well heeled.

Ugly Is as Ugly Does

Sue Gnu gnu
You Ewe you
are showing
your ignorance
Boo! Hoo who.
Work the room, Sue!
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Adolescent Zingers
Reusable Stingers
De Bait
Re Bait
Undecided Swingers.
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If you can pretend to be a lunatic until you become one, you will certainly receive a Rogues Scholarship. Which presidential candidate did just that?
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We must never forget that the former George of the corporate cause gave the monetized and privatized mercenaries freedom from obeying the law when in Afghanistan and Iraq. They had carte blanche to do whatever. So of course terrible things happened. One of those terrible deeds was rape. Today's republicans are working the room for the corporate cause of yesterday. Ugly is as ugly does.

Human Being

"New Romney Gives 'Peace' a Dozen Chances" by Eric Zorn
http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/2012/10/newmitt.html

"Gloria Allred's 'October Suprise":  Mitt Romney Lied Under Oath to Help Staples Founder Keep Money From Wife in Divorce" by Neetzan Zimmerman on Gawker.com
 http://gawker.com/5954461/gloria-allreds-october-surprise-mitt-romney-lied-under-oath-to-help-staples-founder-keep-money-from-wife-in-divorce

Romney lies every day in every way - under the oath, on top of the oath, inside of the oath

"Jesse Jackson Arrested in Protest with Workers"
http://blog.al.com/wire/2012/10/jesse_jackson_arrested_in_prot.html

Romney wants to be president so bad, but not bad enough to act as a decent human being, that is, a job creator not a job destroyer.

On Top Of The Oil

"Will Romney Really Create 12 Million Jobs?
Ask Sensata Workers" by Leo Gerard
http://inthesetimes.com/article/14065/sensata_the_reason_romneys_wrong_for_america/

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

"Welcome aboard, sir. Business class or livestock?"

If the oceans will no longer protect US, as the former George said, and if there aren't as many ships in that ocean, as the former governor said, can't we just walk across on top of the oil?

The Real Voting Fraud

http://patriotacts.com/e-voting/

California - Colorado - Hawaii - Illinois - Indiana - Kentucky - Ohio - Oklahoma - Oregon - Pennsylvania - Texas - Virginia - Washington

Beware. The real voting frauds turn out to be in business with Romney.

Steps To Take For Seizures

http://www.dannydid.org/

Sodium Pentathol

Mr. Romney, as an experienced corporate raider, disaster capitalist, and jackal of the job-killing trade, will you share your company's current, in real time plans for Sensata in Freeport Illinois?
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Romnesia is a kind of sickness in which the sufferer, Romney, cannot remember anything except his tie preferences and his life coach. He may be unable to remember his real first name, where all of his houses are and why he cries until his property taxes get cut, or the kind of person his father really was, or how old his own children are, but he knows knots and grades of silk. Romnesia can be caused by Romneyspringing, or running around all over France instead of manning up. Sometimes it is caused by brain disturbances from too much horseshit and not enough grace in his pace. This particular bout of Romnesia has lasted for years. Why won't he let the doctors help him with one cc of hypnotism and a mug of sodium pentathol?

How About Some War?

Another reason why the Koch Bros. make us sick - from Rebecca Leber: "Koch-Affiliated Group Campaigns to Make Wind Credit 'So Toxic' . . ."
http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2012/10/19/1045661/koch-group-campaigns-to-make-wind-tax-credit-so-toxic-republicans-wont-back-it/
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As fresh water levels decline and water becomes more precious, Romney wants to put oil wells in the water supply to hasten the demise. He cannot make any money when things are great.
Should we help him or not?
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Thanks to modern technology and science, tea party member Joe Walsh, no longer uses his brain. He is seeking to donate it, after performing self-surgery.
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The refreshing kochs, who like to boast about their legs being as shapely as those of adolescent tap dancers, cannot keep up. So if money isn't the answer, what is?
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Gropes tickling the strange
Dopes spreading the mange
Mopes riding the deranged
Papers calling it "hope & change".
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Variety is the spice of life.
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A business hoar and a Wisconsin boar
Barely treading without an oar
Derelict in their duty
Yet still looking for booty
Dishonest to their core. How about some war?

Talking Pointed Pan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeUVPAyntCY - After Maggie
led the Pacifier Rebellion in "A Streetcar Named Marge" on
The Simpsons,
Season 4, Episode 2, first aired on Oct 1, 1992

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Now, about a business hoar and a Wisconsin boar:

First Syria then Iran
Is the Romney/Ryan plan
Naturally as mothers
They're careless with others
Two flashes in one talking pointed pan.
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"Mind the Binder" by David S. Bernstein - Yes, Romney even lies about binders.
http://blog.thephoenix.com/BLOGS/talkingpolitics/archive/2012/10/16/mind-the-binder.aspx
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Romney, close to the last in a long line of salesmen, is a used car salesman in his heart of hearts. He is not good at that either.

Good Show

During the next 20 days of expensive tv ads: Eliminate the politician and give your money directly to Wall Street. It's track record assures US the money will be obliterated half as fast as with a shredder.
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In an imaginary world where Romney has an honest character:

Mr. Romney, would an oil pipeline running the entire length of our country be dangerous to life?

That is a definite yes. There have been many accidents and breakages and spills up in Canada. You, not me, would experience the same.

Mr. Romney, where would you like to see oil wells in this country?

Good question. I would like to see oil wells EVERYWHERE, but not when I look out any windows of my houses. That reminds me - note for future reference and Paulie: lower and middle income housing construction will not include windows. What would be the point? And before you ask again, yes, oil drilling is dangerous to life, but not my life.

Mr. Romney, would you increase fracking and is it dangerous too?

Yes, and yes, but so what. Fracking has brought us a lot of gas so far, and now we want to drive the natural gas prices as far up as your cancer risks. Fracking makes your water undrinkable. And don't get me started on the earthquakes. The nice part is that when there are earthquakes, such as the recent ones in Maine, you can never be sure if it is the fracking which surrounds Maine or an "off-balance washing machine" that caused the quakes. Tough one. Another note to myself: try to start fracking under Mount Rushmore. I think business is business. I have time for one more question.

Mr. Romney, is there such a thing as clean coal?

No. There is too much regulation on coal mining. We don't like rules involving common sense or worker safety. Again, what is the point? Did you see my wife's face last night? She is getting so tired and crabby. Maybe I'll build her another house in a country that isn't so filthy and dangerous. Thanks, everybody, good show. 

Okay!

EVERY 12 MINUTES AN AMERICAN DIES
DUE TO LACK OF HEALTH INSURANCE
from Occupy Chicago
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Will H.I.G. break the law as Diebold did?
http://truth-out.org/news/item/12130-will-hig-owned-e-voting-machines-give-romney-the-white-house
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"How Paul Ryan Pretended to Volunteer at a Soup Kitchen"
by Annie-Rose Strasser

http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/10/15/1017651/ryan-soup-kitchen/
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Three weeks until Election Day
Desperate cons, monstrous lies, but hey
Laughing in their faces
Another day at the races
Choosing better not worse than okay

Finger Pulling or Pointing

It is rumored that F_x Opinion Networks is letting Keith Ablow leave his job due to his inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy. The doctor has a name for that.
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The Koch brothers and the other ceo's who are guilty of EXTORTION should be arrested for their crime. Extortion = obtaining objects or behavior of value from people by threats, intimidation, or abuse of authority.
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http://inthesetimes.com/article/14017/koch_industries_sends_45000_employees_pro_romney_mailing/

"Koch Industries, other ceo's warn employees of layoffs if Obama is re-elected"
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/koch-industries-sends-pro-romney-packet-employees-195709471--election.html
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Overheard at a secret and not so quiet meeting of the refreshing kochs and associates:
No way will we stand for any government changing our gadzillions of dollars into only billions of trillions! No way!
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Overheard all across the country:
Jeff Flake is a big fat liar.
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Overheard at a tribune strategy meeting:
blah blah Al-Qaida blah blah film blah blah blah not really blah still talking blah blah blah about it blah blah troublemaking blah blah games blah blah hey blah let's start charging blah blah blah our readership blah blah another blah made up fee blah blah okay! blah blah blah . . .
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Great! No! Maybe! Yes!

Crow Ye and Blow
Low Tea and Below
To and Fro
Toodles Joe
Grow We and Row
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How about Romney's current experience with Bain and Sensata in Freeport Illinois?
http://rockrivertimes.com/2012/10/08/manager-refuses-freeport-sensata-workers'-petition-for-severance-pay/
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Mr. Romney, let's talk about the word "experience."

Great!

First, as a young man you had experience running away from war and any commitment to it. Does that mean you will lead US away from war?

No!

My turn to use the word great. Great! Secondly, you don't like to brag about Sensata in Freeport Illinois, but you do like to brag about Staples. All of the grade school and high school students in South Carolina are herded into Staples for their supplies. Can we expect the same public school alliance with you for some fine 
monopoly-shopping in the other 47,oops,49 states?

Maybe!

And lastly, sir, We the People like and appreciate Medicare. Will you get rid of it?

Yes!

You Guys Were Great

Let's give a big welcome to Vice President Joe Biden and his opponent Double-Talk Central! Welcome to the stage of last resorts. Are you ready?

Sure. Yeah.

Okay. Who's on second? First, will you speak about the offensive military budget?

The answer came in unison: "No! Oh no! No! No way!"

Isn't it nice that you both agree on something? That is rhetorical, gentlemen. Que simpatico! Will you at least admit that presidents such as Reagan and Bush Jr. increased the offensive military budget for no reason at all and just because they could?

Both men mumbled a reluctant "yes"

Well then, in a similar fashion to reinstating the wealthiest people's fair share of taxes, couldn't we go back to an honest and fair offensive military budget?

"No! Oh no! No! No way!" they again responded together.

Joe, thank you. Double-Talk, thank you. You guys were great.

Because It Is

Ten Eleven Twelve
Try to Always Delve
For Info
And Kinfolk
Inquiring Minds Won't Shelve
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The election of Richard Nixon, who sat on the McCarthy committee of fascists and life-killers, was a bit of a concern at the time.
Then along came poetic justice.
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Don't make an ass out of u and me.
Assume the camera is on you at all times because it is.

Up To His Eyeballs

Dear Fonz Wink Wink: We know you like to lecture at private meetings about taking union pay away from workers and replacing it with non-livable wages. We also know your tv hype about reversing people right out of their homes and into eliminating any inheritance for their families. What else are you working on?
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Tennessee Ernie Ford singing 16 Tons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joo90ZWrUkU
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During that time when the former Dick wasn't quite so former, and the new cons were wrapping their ambition around the old con, did Haliburton build all those prison walls with Ryan Inc Central? And who knew that the only way the US would compete in the world market was with prison labor? But now we have the corporations involving themselves with grade schools. What is that big plan? How are they going to make profit off our kids? Will they be selling blood and bodies and body parts? How many young people will be trained to work off a debt that will never be paid? Will those who are not the brightest but may be the poorest get to be guinea pigs in laboratories? Will the brightest be turned into soylent green? Do the smallest ones get to be coal miners? Why is MayorahM in it right up to his eyeballs?

Good Health

What a great day to celebrate survival in spite of the oppressors.
The Muppets, 2011 - trailer: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaeXrigYkGY
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Poor Mary Matalin cannot handle the truth. There are plenty of quiet places for you, Mary. Don't be afraid anymore.
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If Mitt Romney is an illegal American whose petty self-interest goes against our common good, and if Paul Ryan is keeping a low profile because nut jobs and their alliances come in all shapes and sizes, why does President Obama believe each and every one of US is worthy of good health?
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It's Okay

Newsflash: Romney's credibility went up to 4.7% after he stopped lying (talking) and left the stage.
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"Don't ever try to stop progress, son. Go with it. Be a part of it." - Gene Autry
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re: November 6, 2012 -
If you never really liked the former George or the former Dick, and Mitt and Paulie are those two guys but on steroids, and if you've been brainwashed against the current President and can't get those lies out of your head, write in the name of a candidate. Pick a third alternative. Be creative. Be independent. Be yourself.
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Don't forget, Questions and Squinqles, God is taking a holiday and won't be available until next weekend. If you want someone to tell you what to do during the Big Guy's hiatus, trust yourself for a change of pace. It's okay.

So Well

Dear Mr. President, A tip for the next "debate":
   If you grew up in a field of tulips and butterflies,
that's one thing. But when you say you came
from Chicago, you ought to act like it.
To put it bluntly: next time, double-check your drawers
and make sure you don't leave anything at home.

Dear Mr. Romney, Your tip:
   Keep going with your central theme of giving bribe
money to the rich oil companies and taking away
money from children's education. Great message!
Keep up the lying, too. Everybody likes that so well.

"Vote For Me, You Parasites!"

Dear Romney: Are your sons grateful you were not around much during their formative years to have an influence on them because one liar in the family is more than enough? You only lied 27 times in the first debate? Let's see if we can get that up to your favorite number - 47 - for the next one.
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If a rotund feces-throwing chimp works for Romney, why can't Paulie get his own trick pony?
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Of course, for Saturday's (10/6) South Carolina/Georgia football after game time there will be military  and 50 overtime police for "control." Go Team! Let's spend money as fast as we can!
http://www.freedominfonetwork.org/profiles/blogs/military-employed-for-crowd-control-at-college-football-game-this#.UG7hqTNz5UU.facebook
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"Vote for me, you parasites!"

We All got Through It

Be graceful, Mr. Romney. Be respectful of your opponent. When, in desperation, you lower yourself to the insult, you show your ass and nobody wants to see that. Nobody.
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Yes, the Illinois Law Enforcement Alarm System Mobile Force (wow) is willing and able to use chemical force against We the People who protest oppression. Aren't they great? Aren't We?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WkcvFc-78w&feature=youtu.be
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What about last night's debate? As corporatists, both men pleased their bosses with the subject matter and bored the insignificant voters to tears. Neither was able to follow the simple rules of the debate. Most importantly, President Obama was honest, if we don't count all of the elephants in the room. He needs to work on his timing, though. Romney was verbally dishonest 27 (twenty-seven) times. He needs to work on his smirking, though. We all got through it.

Creepy

Our former neighbors, the Topo Gente or the Mole People, quietly moved away. Does that mean they stopped peeing on our Roses of Sharon? Who knows. They still come back at night to sneak into the house and climb out the window, or sift through their yard debris, taking some things away and re-positioning others. At least when winter comes, we'll be able to see their footprints in the snow. Creepy.

"No Time For Math"

Dear Debaters,
   Your listeners expect short and clear and honest answers
to the actual questions.
Thank you so much,
   One of those listeners

The Mummy Part

Monday, October 1 through Friday, October 5, 2012:
If You Haven't Already, Please Register to Vote This Week!

http://www.rockthevote.com/
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Sister doesn't lie -
"In Person: Sister Activist" by Rebecca Burns, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/13823/sister_simone_campbell/

Mummy Dearest is a film based on Pistol Braillin's memoirs of her coffinhood at the hands of her mummy. The story is quite old and sometimes sticky with red tape, but fairly accurate when it comes to the mummy part.

Three Questions

Why do new cons refuse to progress?

Did Netanyahu attend the Colin Powell School of
Drawing and Artful Pastimes?

What year is it?

Or Both

Mitt Romney, an expert at income tax evasion and property tax evasion and wanting to try estate tax evasion too, or a product of affirmative action for the wealthily infirm, or both?

And his hand-picked accomplice, Paul Ryan - a vampire with a weakness for old people's blood, or a fishing teacher with a reel shellfish attitude, or both?

Food

Randi's Mind Expander for today:
http://www.randirhodes.com/main.html
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"Cheater"
Says the Bl Bl Bleater
Sidekicks a bad pun
Into the also run
Half pay for the greened up Greeter
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I was a special enumerator for the man, a g-man for the ages. Oh, the stories I could not tell you. Only your government knows you for sure. I met a wolf in a one-bedroom apartment. I met fat cats who jumped on my back and wouldn't let go. I met people who answered every question before I asked. I met others who answered none, even years later. I met the best and the worst, but mostly the beautiful in between. I saw it all, until my clipboard was retired. How much is a can of that food?

There is a Cut Off Date

Romney's poetry slam bam:
The military, the elderly, children, and the working poor
What a bunch of moochers on life's uphill tour
Nineteen and Forty-Seven percent
Twenty Twelve Eleven and sir bent
It helps US rout out each boor for sure.
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Papyrus = Pah-PIE'-riss
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The approval of Clarence Thomas signaled a backwards turn in the struggle for women's equality.
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Dear MayorahM, We know you really are glad the strike is over. So you celebrate by wasting money. Who is paying for that million dollar ad for you to say something we already knew? Thank you!
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The No ABC's of Romney - None:
He is No Adviser
There is No Brightness
No Class, No Credibility.
He does Not represent the People of the US
or those of the Mormon church.
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2013 Proposal:
When Washington Senators and Representatives leave their government jobs for whatever reason and become bag persons for K Street, their former employer - We the People - will no longer pay their lifetime insurance bills. Yes, Virginia, there is a cut off date.

Which Candidate Said Which

"Mitt Romney is Not the Face of Mormonism" by Gregory A. Prince:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gregory-a-prince-phd/mitt-romney-is-not-the-face-of-mormonism_b_1897404.html
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1. I like how when you inherit your play money, you won't ever get    sucked out of an open airplane window.

2. I like how when I talk to seniors as rich as my mother, they 
   really get how important killing those other old people is to me.

Which candidate said which?

This is So Hard?

Which Presidential candidate said this?
As you know, I schedule things according to the fighting season. I'll criticize anyone with different calendars. But really, how do you know when a war is over? Speaking of how's, how does this sound? "People with more will get less and those with less will get more." Don't you think it has a ring to it? It sounds almost plausible. Maybe I'll keep saying it.
Who said that?
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If corporations are persons who can prey on other persons for the sole purpose of monetary profit, if corporations do toxic chemical experiments on other persons every day in the form of unnecessary drugs, food dyes & additives & absorbed bug sprays, gas engine exhaust, power plants, clothing  made of plastic bottles, returning benzene and formaldehyde to our lives and crystallized bleach to baby bottles, if corporations do all that and so much more - think war, of course they don't care to be held responsible. But do they ever say This is so hard? 

Warning: This Bag is Not a Toy

Mitt "No Food For You!" Romney, and Paul "No Doctors or Meds Either!" Ryan, a.k.a. the candidates, are having lunch at the most expensive restaurant at the People's expense. They said if one of them had to pick up the tab, they would get tranq-ed over at
Chick-Fil-A.
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Aaron Swartz says YES v. U.S. government says NO -
Here is the question:
Should public academic information be available to the public?
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/09/aaron-swartz-felony/
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The Ryan/Romney war plan of personal giving: Even our own children are not too young or too old to sacrifice their lives for our accounts.
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If everyday you give yourself an insulin shot at the kitchen in front of the family and they still don't understand, re-label the word "shot" into "Rex Ten" and nobody will ever again ask what you are doing.
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Warning: This bag is not a toy.

". . . Answer About His Taxes"

"10 Corporate Deadbeats and Slackers":
1.  Exxon Mobil (It claims to be an expert at adapting, maybe it will teach us)
2.  Bank of America (25th richest corporation in the world, cut up those cards)
3.  General Electric (It pays no taxes, it'll have to charge US higher rates though)
4.  Chevron (Remember Condi?)
5.  Boeing (Remember flying?)
6.  Valero Energy (oil oil oil)
7.  Goldman Sachs (18th richest, already infiltrated the White House)
8.  Citigroup (Cut up these cards too)
9.  Conoco Phillips (gas gas gas)
10.Carnival Cruise (Bon voyage!)
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Voting counts.
A vote for a few Republicans frantically gyrating
to the far right of our vision:
A vote for Republican Mitt Romney is a vote for tax breaks for his dancing horse, but no food for the hungry.
A vote for Republican Paul Ryan is a vote for the hypocrisy of Ayn Rand, but no care for the sick and old.
A vote for Republican Scott Brown in Massachusetts is a vote for a Republican with the Rick Santorum view of education, that is, education is to be feared and mocked.
A vote for Republican Tommy Thompson in Wisconsin, the mini-Mitt of business, is a vote for his s.o.p. of failure in job creation and health care.
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This just in:
The Pennsylvania Pa-Tea Partee' Summer Agenda:
1. Cheat, 2. Get caught, 3. Maliciously whine about it, 
4. Call it a day, 5. Fall ideas anyone?
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"10 Questions Romney Should Answer About His Taxes" by Seth Hanlon

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2012/09/21893211/questions-romney-taxes/