And It Pays Well

After the fiasco that Mitt calls his trip to Britain, Israel, and Poland, a German newspaper reported that Mitt "has already disqualified himself" as a mediator. That is huge. I bet Mitt will blame the media, not his own words or lack of understanding.
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Let's not get borked by Mitt's Constitutional adviser.
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"Kiss my ass; this is a holy spot for the Polish people." Thanks, teamitt
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/07/31/157647513/romney-aide-to-reporters-kiss-my-this-is-a-holy-site?ft=1&f=1001
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Just a few years ago, McCain looked at many years' worth of Romney's tax returns, then picked Palin. That says a lot about a lot of things.
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The Mitt says that due to "inheriting" and grabbing more then hiding away other people's money for himself, he is not culturally inferior. But the same guy says the US is culturally inferior because it is no longer an economic leader. I'd like to add that Mitt himself is a liar and a troublemaker and as far from being presidential material as a garden slug. He does make a perfect toy for a snake, though.
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Does anybody have a little slug-sized leash?
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One of the heads of the snake slowly rose up from inside his hole. The snake had been hybernating on a custom-made bier for month after month. Seeing that head rise up was an affront to audiences everywhere and some other snakes somewhere. But oh well. It is what it is, animal theater for the demented of distinction. And it pays well. 

Can You Hear the Quiet?

Anyone who claims to know who God likes better
is quite the little divider, isn't he?
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Zero credibility Mitt, who is one of Cheney's dogs in a cage, has been lying for so long, he became empty on the inside---no convictions, no backbone, no honor, and therefore very dangerous to the world.
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Romney, the "wimp factor" with no convictions to be strong about
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/07/30/13033250-a-different-kind-of-fear-factor?lite
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Some Fossil Fiction, but from who?: I don't like Sarah, though she is attractive. I don't like Reagan and I don't like George Sr. Sure, they're attractive too, but I never liked them. I would not be here today if not for them. Basically, I don't like anybody.
I no longer have the heart for it.
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Get your dose of tranquilizers and arsenic from eating chicken. Don't forget the tranquilizers and arsenic. Show your support.

Yum! Doesn't that look good?

The Joker Card

A monopoly means exclusive control of money or goods or services for the purpose of manipulating the profits. A monopoly is never fun unless it is a board game, and sometimes not even then.
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Scalia is an idiot, but that's okay.
Really?
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http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/world-at-play/london-2012-top-10-weird-moments-at-olympics-opening-ceremony
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I suppose Jesus said Love thy neighbor as thyself, unless there is something going on in the privacy of thy neighbor's heart that you choose to fear. Jesus liked to play the Joker card.

Oh, Fay?

Pennsylvania pole dancers have merged with pole cats to become the Pennsylvania polltaxers. Why? It is the easiest way, they said, to steal voting rights. In order for losers to "win," and yes republicans are losers, cheating is the only way, they impatiently explained. Otherwise, what is gangster capitalism all about? I don't know, I replied.
Greed? No faith? Ennui?
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Dr. Wanton Knobby, a 3rd generation 4-sen sayer, left it all behind to become an independent promoter of small change.
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The Thief and Bum Society, composed of grifters and swindlers who are the welfare elite, say that loafers are its shoe of preference. In regard to boots, it has moved away from the Denver boot to the Chinese boot of choice. Nice to know.
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Limb Bauble handled Mack Vay
In a most unseemly way
The abominable dough boy
Fundamentally feeds the koi
Say, would you like to prey? Oh, Fay?

On Tour

Mitt is proof that money cannot buy class,
even if it's on sale until midnight.
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Another Mitticism:
Mitt, of the zero cred infame,
Says $$$ really can buy him class,
And the world's biggest sea bass,
And a whole globe's worth of dirty gas,
And from life's laws & rules - one eternal pass.
But that's just Mitt of the zero cred infame.
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Which presidential candidate is being an ugly American on tour?

Chick-fil-A

http://www.dogheirs.com/elleng/posts/1558-disabled-vet-asks-for-public-support-says-airline-workers-kicked-his-service-dog
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The Chick-fil-A motto of "Love thy neighbor only if he is a white heterosexual" understands one thing: money or no money at the cash register. And I think we know what to do about that. Besides, tranquilizers and arsenic taste so good this time of year.
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Who said what?
1. . . .AK-47's belong in the hands of soldiers, not in the hands of criminals . . .  (President Obama or the Mitt?)
2.      I like to be able to fire people who do services for me. (President Obama or the Mitt?)
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Drug companies have known since the 1950's, perhaps before, that pregnant women should not take sedatives or anti-depressants. Doctors are supposed to know that kind of information. Be your own advocate. Are profits more important than birth defects?
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The worst Congress in history, the "do less than do nothing Congress," is threatening once again to shut down the government. How can we tell the difference between when they are there and when they are not?

My Tax Returns

Mitt's teamitt said Mitt, being of Mich-Mex heritage, will not be an effective partner in the land of all white grown-ups doing "business."
Mitt's teamitt is concerned  about Mitt's inability to fully learn or appreciate how to be 100% US American. The team had a bit of a fit.
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"Shackles of critical thinking"
Grackles of pitiful blinking
Quality control
Jollity on a roll
Cackles of city-full linking.
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Ain't they neat and sweet
Using their sheets to fan the heat
Tap dancing with pickled pig's feet
Shilling up and down K street
Serving kochs with each greet the meat
Looking for easier ways to cheat.
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To all habitual criminals, lying losers, and outlaws
We've inserted a mandatory retract your claws clause
No matter what you say
Have a wonderful day
And thanks for giving the laws a pause.
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Old news from Romney in Reno: The Cheney/Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest of my friends and me have made it harder to recover from the deepest recession in 70 years. Privatizing the military and cutting social spending cannot be justified. Military spending takes up the majority of our budget. That is devastating to our economy. Plus, I've been lying when I say health care reform will cost too much money. And so, all of the above is why I am so secretive about my tax returns. 

See How Much They Hide

Mitt's Teamitt is lining up the kind of stuff like olympic backwards time calculations, the concealment of father and son tax return comparisons, and retro fitted rubber blame games that we have seen each time Mitt's Teamitt grabs the microphone.
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http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20120720/NEWS01/307200106/Sexual-assault-victim-s-tweets-about-attackers-prompt-contempt-case-against-Louisville-s-Savannah-Dietrich
Punishment for the victim?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18944097
See how much they hide.

Throw Those Thinking Caps Away

Rifles               RSVP about your rifles, shotguns, and/or
Shotguns           pistols. These will be the only missile-
Versus              launching devices allowed in my world.
Pistols              Tough sh_t if you find that disagreeable.
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Dear Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, How smart of you to express your admiration for the demented freedom of gunplay wherever people may gather, except of course for the republican convention, if we understand you correctly. You are so smart, aren't you?
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The US has a gun problem. Any ideas?

The NRA must stop bribing and threatening the embarrassment of pols. Also, assault weapons, concealed weapons, and the stand your ground laws must all be banned.

Your answer is the right thing to do, and it is simple and logical. It will never happen. Another?

People must stop gathering in groups and must never wear costumes.

That is something the NRA and the embarrassment can get behind. Throw those thinking caps away.

Monsanto is Killing Us

Iceland, we love you! 

This just in: Rising Inequality is caused by financial manipulators. Mitt Romney is one of those. Another way to say it is: Rising Inequality is caused by vulture capitalists. Mitt Romney, the man with zero credibility and tax returns to hide, is one of those.
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Dear corporation of Corning Inc, This is a condolence letter to express our great sadness at how disadvantaged you feel. Your effective tax rate in the US is much lower than in other countries, and as a result, you have lowered self-esteem issues. Earning billions of dollars, yet paying zero taxes, and in fact receiving a refund of millions of dollars is humiliating, we know. If there is anything we can do, don't hesitate to ask. Love, US

Monsanto is killing us

The Bell Crack

Blah blah blah dignity blah blah we are so great blah blah tithing blah blah blah not you people again blah blah money blah blah mud blah blah gutters blah worst blah blah cynical blah money money blah blah blah
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Shelved concaved
Layered palmed
Self-contained
Mayorahmed
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Follow the money: Michelle Bachmann to HSBC to Islamic Terrorists
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Thanks to the god of insanity, Hey Louieee! has the religious freedom to talk as stupid as he likes.
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Does someone need her 2 weeks at mind bending camp to stop the hating?
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It turns out that most of them answered the curtain call and all are desperate enough.
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Elf adjusting huguenots
with their
Self combusting fuguenshots
Fell back
into the
Bell crack
Retro dusting new gun shots.

Of Course Not!

Sociopaths do not believe in God, but they like to mention Him for dramatic effect.
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Hi! I'm Mr. Mitt, the man with zero credibility and tax returns to hide.

Thanks for clarifying that for yourself, Sir. Ready for your first question?

Shoot, and I mean that.

Mr. Mitt? My son is 3 years old now. Where does he fit into your vision of US in 30 years?

Good question. I have one for you. Is your son rich? If he is, he will get to keep his good health and he will receive a 4 star privatized education. If he is not rich, you are not here right now and I'm talking to myself.

Do you have time for one more question, Sir?

Drudgingly, no. The UN has been standing since 1945, making it about 67 years old. I have asked myself to make scarey fun of it. Something to do. I've given you people enough, haven't I?

No, Sir, you have not. Please. One last quick one. Do leopards change their spots?

Of course not!

Sue! Noo. Noo

Who will make the fox/fox lite circuit talking - blah blah security blah hawk this hawk that blah safety blah dignity blah blah money blah blah - in the attempt to get the focus off Mitt and Bain and job creating in China and India and the general all around floundering of Teamitt? Who is desperate enough?
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Dear Mitt, Talk about handouts! If you want more free stuff from government, such as the free $77,000 tax break you got for your dancing horse, keep dancing. Since you are the expert at being a job creator for China and India, perhaps you can teach the President about foreign governments. If we all agreed to work for 15 cents an hour, would you then maybe consider being a job creator for US? Love, Me.
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Who went coo coo
Talking doo doo?
Again?
When?
Sue! Noo. Noo.

Twisted

"Why was Zimmerman's cousin afraid of him"
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0717/Why-was-Zimmerman-s-cousin-afraid-of-him-audio
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MayorahM has applied the walmart "good business" plan to the public libraries. It is nice when a mayor pushes people down rather than lift them up.
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Hey Mitt! Job Creator for China! Go be President of China! Or India! Yeah, India!
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Did you ever try to unravel the tentacles of an invasive tumor? It is similar to unraveling the invasion of the sucker kochs. Starting at home base in Michigan, sight of the koch anti-democracy obscenities, the cancerous growth glides across the lake to Wisconsin and attaches itself to Scott Walker instead of a wolverine. Then it snakes down to MayorahM in Illinois and settles on his new way of doing things. Then it oozes down down to that clan in Texas and becomes a family member. And then it leaks way over to the mitt campaign in Florida to be a big big help. Michigan to Wisconsin to Illinois to Texas to Florida. And all because rules suck and money rocks. Twisted.

Graduate in Hypocrisy

http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/07/16/511807/tea-party-car-leases/?mobile=nc

Sean Duffy is a Tea Party freshman Congressman from Wisconsin who campaigned against wasteful spending with his promise to "lead by example." One of the ways he broke his word is by spending over $24,000.00 of his discretionary office money, a.k.a. taxpayers' money, on "his" car. It took him a year and a half to spend that much of the taxpayers' money. Sean Duffy is not the only tea party member to do this. There are six others. I chose to talk about him because he is a distant neighbor. He is a freshman congressman, but a graduate in hypocrisy. Go Sean!

First Word

"Mitt gave John McCain's campaign 23 years of tax returns in 2008 when he was trying to get the VP slot . . . and McCain picked Sarah Palin."

 http://www.randirhodes.com/main.html#ixzz20oOcui4Y
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Are racists still a dime a dozen and a penny each?
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Is celery a waste of time and space? Is iceberg lettuce?
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Paleocene Eocene Oligocene Miocene Pliocene Pleistocene Recent
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Retroactively-speaking, Mitt lost his credibility before his first word.

Discretionary Spending FY 2013

Look at the food money. Then look at the military money. How nice

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"A Dreamer Deferred" by Ruth Samuelson
http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/13420/a_dreamer_deferred/
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"Smashing the Spinning Plates" by Slavoj Zizek
http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/13454/smashing_the_spinning_plates/
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Me llamo Llama Yama

When Extremists Have a Fundraiser and . . .

How is the suppression of votes going in Florida?
http://www.naacp.org/blog/entry/breaking-us-district-court-grants-injunction-against-florida-voter-restrict
Great or not so great, depending.
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How did the extremists' fundraiser handle picture-taking of the Cheney/Romney pairing?
http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/07/13/516395/media-barred-photos-romney-cheney/?mobile=nc
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As a practiced liar, Mitt has zero credibility. He says he has no idea where his money is. That is a whopper.
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It must be comforting to somebody somewhere to believe that zimmerman is a killer but not a racist.
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Nikki the Gov is qualified to act as a church lady while saying no to helping her sisters.
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Condi is qualified to try on shoes and hang with the big dogs, all the while living in a past that never was.
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-Mitt, as an extremist at the Cheney/Bush campfire and a smash n grab vulture capitalist, why do you have zero credibility?
-I think it is because I tell lies every day. The truth has no dignity, and I take credit for everything I say. For instance, I don't know where my money is.
-If you don't know where your money is, why would we want you in charge of ours?
-I'll ask Cheney/Bush what my answer is and get back to you.
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If you are committed to dick off under the bushes, bring a koch.

What's Everybody Wearing?

This new campaign slogan is catchy:
If you're committed to dick off under the bushes, bring a koch.
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Freeloaders = Those who impose on others by not paying their own way, a.k.a. the welfare elite or crooks in the 1%
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What to do when a ceo of bain wants to be the bane of our existence, but his honest brain does not exist? What to do?
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Watch it, Mitt. Dick will shoot you in the face.
Hope you're packing a taser, or at least a can of mace.
The company you keep
The charge will not be cheap
In order to survive, Mitt, always know your place.
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Mittcheneybush enjoys his burden of not caring,
So alluring to his kind of people. Thanks for sharing.
The neo-con neo-christ way
Makes for one cozy rosy new day
Okay, so for Obama's oath of office, what's everybody wearing?

Scened S'more

"The Road to More Jobs" - http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/12/opinion/the-road-to-more-jobs.html?_r=1
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Cheney likes Romney, today's fundraising will hook their fee
Romney likes Cheney, both neo-con hawks to their tea
The former George, the former Dick, always teach their Mitt
And Mitt wants to copy them more than a little bit
Three made for each other, friendship is their key.
Is Scott Walker the guest speaker?
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Dear Unnamed "Doctor", There is no "full recovery" (yes "full life") from mood disorders; headaches, nervous stomachs, back pain, and intestinal mood swings: yes, mood disorders: no.
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Mr Mittcheneybush
Wants to bomb more than the Kush
Hawk hawk
Squawk squawk
Push push in the mush.
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When a person pays for health insurance, Mitt says that means the insurance is free. The poor guy. And his skin is so thin!
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Kevin Bacon and Virginia Mayo disappeared after meeting the Earl of Sandwich.
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A white-bellied booooby fluttered on to the stage. Then he swooped up and quickly nose-dived down to the podium. He chirped about the boooondoggle that is his life. He sung the praises of booootlegging and boooosting clawfuls of booooty and stashing it somewhere far far away. We had already said aloha when he first fell on board, so he flew right out the door to be scened s'more.

Nothing Personal

Shhh . . . but thank goodness we still have the privatized and therefore the most expensive it can be -US Invades Everywhere Program. Who needs a healthy educated voting population anyway?
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In an honor system without honor, why oh why did the government fail to let Peregrine Financial steal and gamble away more money? Attain Capital wants to know.
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Speaking of honor, Dow Chemical would rather build in Saudi Arabia than Oklahoma. The company is giving up on poisoning the US and wants to begin poisoning Saudi Arabia. It's all of those rules and regulations, don't you know. Toodles
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"No, Romney Didn't Leave Bain in 1999" by Josh Marshall
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/07/no_romney_didnt_leave_bain_in_1999.php
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Since republican politicians have an expiration date, and are considered to be pre-existing and unwanted conditions of modern life, they will forfeit their health insurance on November 7, 2012. Although republican politicians do not have the education to understand this or other concepts, it is "good" business and nothing personal.

With a Goose

"Mitt Romney has a koch problem"
Zero-credibility-Mitt has all kinds of problems.
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Is Walsh too young for 91 senior moments?
 http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2012/07/07/opinion/doc4ff8f73c26aa1407961994.txt
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Losers try to win the only way they can---by cheating voters. Romney calls it "good" business.
http://www.indypendent.org/2012/07/10/how-disenfranchise-18-percent-philadelphia%E2%80%99s-electorate
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I went to school with stilts on and got a higher education than the crazy rich people did.
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What about the Affirmative Airs for the Heirs program that presents blank certificates of authenticity to anyone with enough cash?
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What about these 2 new degrees of separation - Law: How to Avoid It, and Business: How to Hemmorrhoid It?
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Can you feel the love from the gov? Can you feel it?
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He was a dog, a bitch a bite too big for his britches. One day, he landed in a ditch just the other side of Fitch. There had been a glitch in his hitch. He had an itch to complain to Mitch, his main mechanic and the pitcher for his team. But soon Rich had him in stitches as they walked every which way but with a goose.

The Size of a Gorge

How is the corporate greed going in Chicago?
http://truth-out.org/opinion/item/10208-billionaire-intrigue-political-deception-and-the-fight-for-the-soul-of-the-chicago-public-schools
Great.
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Hi, I'm Mitt.

Hey, Mitt! Whatever you are saying today, you'll say the opposite tomorrow. So what are you saying today?

You know those people whose backs I walk on? They can't even talk right, with their mouths pressed into the dirt like that!

Are you talking about people who are not crooked enough to inherit their money from thieves?

I'm talking about the people I walk on! They are not educated enough to take bribes or vote for me or do my nails properly, but especially the not vote for me part.

You need a couple of more kochs, Mitt. You're not very bright yourself, not very bright.
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They came from the sumpf behind the old re-formed church of the geld macher. Over time, they traveled to the highest peak in the dunkel vald, then beyond. From swamp to summit in a few generations was something to boast about. In retrospect, they should have remained on their pinnacle. But maybe there was a position even higher somewhere, they thought. It turned out that no, there was not, although there were many spots lower, down in the bog of gluttony. That is where they reside today. It is nice in there. It's about the size of a gorge.

How Scrantonly Satisfying

Today's Genius Award goes out to Scranton Pennsylvania. Minimum wage has already proven to attract the most qualified people who conscientiously give 110% for 35 or 40 years. So of course, minimum wage is a perfect plan for Scranton's police and firefighters. I forget if Scranton's motto is: "Embracing" or "Defacing" "Our People, Our Traditions, and Our Future." Either way, how Scrantonly satisfying.

Whatever

Hey, Mr. McCot-tair!
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Romney-care = Turn your head and cough while he does THIS!
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It is the European economy, stupid, that makes the job creators too anxious to perform. Wait a minute. It is the debt. Oops, it is the fear of paying their own way in the form of taxes. Yikes! It is the unclear future! Oh right, it is the scaredy cats and their invisible scapegoats. Whatever.
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Did Mitt say he can't wait to start kicking the middle class in its complacent gut?
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Ah, I long for the exuberance of my youth!
British old school, sir? Bravo sierra on that scene of uncouth.
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Let's not talk about somebody named Ruth
Or an ancestor spreading his cloak over each booth
Oh please don't talk about the lack of job creation up in Duluth
Instead, talk about the war on Hey-Zeus's birthday over in Frankenmuth
Be religiously free to blame those long in the tooth
But never never ever ever tell God's honest truth.
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From the Deseret News: a rare view of Mitt
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865558642/Rare-view-of-Mitt-Romneys-faith-echoes-path-of-his-father.html

At the Farce

Though shocking to parse
The republican arse
Knowing that bum
Will help you to come
To closing night at the farce.

November Picks

I wonder if the crazy rich people know that we need water to live, and we need clean water to live without cholera.
I wonder if they know that.
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Today ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR feels on our skin like
a HUNDRED AND SIX!
But hey, no problem, so no need for inventing a fix.
If you believe a republican or a refreshing koch,
Don't take a breath 'cause you'll definitely choke.
Nothing to feel here, please make your fall picks.

Sense of Decency Sir

Mitt Romney, is he a person who uses his petty spotlight on word corrections, or is he a job creator for China, or both?
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Joe Walsh, is he a person who would not know a hero if he fell over her after he tripped her, or is he a deadbeat dad who is sorry he got caught, or both?
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"The Sharp Sudden Decline of America's Middle Class"
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/the-sharp-sudden-decline-of-americas-middle-class-20120622?print=true
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Go! Wisconsin!
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Go! Doonesbury!
http://doonesbury.slate.com/strip/archive/2012/7/3
http://doonesbury.slate.com/strip/archive/2012/7/4
http://doonesbury.slate.com/strip/archive/2012/7/7

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Go 4th! and quantify and verify the disqualification, stultification, and nullification of D.C. hatracks (as in: heads not being used for something other than) and bribery.
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"Have you no sense of decency, sir?"

First, we have Leonard Pitts' op ed in the Chicago Tribune: On Facts, Lies, and Sarah Palin
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/ct-oped-0702-pitts-20120702,0,2846706.column
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And second,  Doonesbury from July 2, 2012
http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2012/07/02

Ipp See Dick Sit

Kute Kris Kobach claims that if all of the undocumented humans went back to where they came from, he could get kuter and start to make some sense of it all.
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Does MayorahM have 14.2 million dollars in his secret fund of no oversight to pay for the parking meter fiasco? This is just the first of many corporate fizzle sticks to come. It is the genius of politics with one plan.
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The raptor gang meets every week to talk about money, collect money, and look for more money.
The t party gang meets every week to talk it's hate, build up more hate, and look for new targets for it's hate.
No deviation is allowed by either gang.
But, do you know what? It is a good thing about health care. The raptor gang and the t party gang need plenty of the mental health kind of health care, and they need it yesterday.
Ipp See Dick Sit.