That's Nice

Questions for Bruce Rauner and his namesake, Rauner College Prep:

   Who is and will be the decider about what is "merit pay" - you, Rauner?

   Are you saying you back parents who unite to reform your namesake, but you are against unions?

   That's nice.

Stop Illegally Snooping on Everyone

re: 2014 Federal Budget as proposed by me:
1) my taxes will no longer be given to corporations for illegal
snooping on everyone,
2) my taxes will no longer be used for fighter jets or guns,
3) my taxes will no longer be given as welfare to corporations,
4) my taxes will no longer be used to maintain Guantanamo,
5) my taxes will no longer pay politicians who work against the Common Good,
6) my taxes will no longer be used against me.
Ha!
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Why doesn't Edward Snowden want to enjoy 99 years in prison, and why doesn't he want to donate his right to habeas corpus to the D.C. firm of Winken Blinken and Cod? If only the truth wasn't so scarey to the criminal element. And if only the criminal element would stop illegally snooping on everyone.

Usually Served

A post-apoplectic bathroom artist and his successor, inventor of the fart on a cloud business model of speeches and beaches, hold tiny meetings every other month to celebrate their greatness factor. Tartlets are usually served.

It Came Back Up

SheetZoos-R-US
Shoot 'em ok but don't cuss
Seal trains
Train seals
Give US a dollar for a minute's fuss.
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Notes from a vacationing personage:

Use the pope, don't lose the pope
Hang on to your audacious hope
I won't get brave
Or stop fracking your grave
Or stop being a dope on a rope.

Religious freedom of hate speech
Is the excuse from many a leech
On trap manures
Overcharge for hand tours
Lying is essential to every over-reach.

Remember when we used to be on our way up?
So I generated more wealth for every rich pup
And I created more risk
Can't hack my dot guv disc
Because I inhaled a noodle and it came back up.

SheetZoos-R-US

Two questions attributed to Geoffrey Stone,
biased or not old mentor of Barack Obama:

Does Standard Form 312 trump the Oath of Allegiance
to the U.S. Constitution?
and
Is illegal snooping without probable cause a viable business tool?

Please send any responses to

#sheetzoos-r-us

Duty and Privilege

Do you agree with the President and his task force who want to completely corporatize all phone records in order to continue surveillance - the nice name for snooping? Most of the time, the greatest threat to the U.S. government is the U.S. government. Even though it makes them very very afraid, talking about the risky and illegal behavior of the government is a citizen's duty and privilege.

A Long Long Time to Change

Bless you on your path, Ned, and thank you.
Which of the anti-depressants made things worse?
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Is Barry Rosenstein one of five corporate raiders and family destroyers who wish to be called "activists" in polite society?
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From the President: Sure, several million people are going to have health care that works, some day in the future. And, sure, we took away health care that worked from only several hundreds of thousands of people, if you can call union workers and retired scapegoats people. What we have learned from this is that I had nothing as usual to do with any of the mistakes, and sometimes things take a long long time to change.

Goof Fee Management Course

The amnesty cages are just to the right of the free speech cages.
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Over Christmas break, who will be in Hawaii attending the Goof Fee Management Course? Who will get creative at the end of each day, stop seeing their kiddies as kids and start sales talking to them as the marks you say they are? Get Goof Fee with it. Find out what matters to them and trade it in at the insurance bazaar after dessert. Make it personal. Give them a hug, but only after they sign up.

They're About Power

From Edward Snowden's open letter: "These programs [the U.S. government/corporation's indiscriminate worldwide surveillance] were never about terrorism: They're about economic spying, social control, and diplomatic manipulation. They're about power."

"Edward Snowden's 'open letter to the Brazilian people' - in full", from The Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/17/edward-snowden-letter-brazilian-people
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"Tech firms urge Obama to 'move aggressively' on NSA reform - Live" by Paul Owen and Tom McCarthy, The Guardian

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/17/snowden-brazil-us-spying-asylum-nsa-live

A Full Load

Livable wages are against the 1% "christian" code
Cheat em out of homes, curbs are the new abode
Got to have the bucks
MayoRahm dances with F_x
Not one of them playing with a full load.

Our Futures Not to Win

". . . Obama tries to create safe distance by posing as an observer. He gives the impression of a man on a West Wing tour trying out the desk in the Oval Office, only to be told that he is president of the United States."

"Charles Krauthammer: Obama oblivious to scandal, incompetence" from Indy Star.com
http://archive.indystar.com/article/20131212/OPINION/312120043/Charles-Krauthammer-Obama-oblivious-scandal-incompetence
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Dear Mr or Mrs Floogle:
   We have a problem with you. You do not match the model of business with honor.
Love, Me
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Hear the clamor hear the din
Of liars ordering where to throw our money in
Which vipers den
Of political middle men
Money humpers fixing our futures not to win.

What a Perc

Do you think this Gramovox Bluetooth Gramophone - shipping in May - is cool?
http://gramovox.com/
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A war on Quiss Miss that never was
Had the seasonal babies all abuzz
St Nick's
Identi-pics
Round filed facts full of fuzz.
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St Nikolaos was a GreekTurk
Not a 1% "christian" or a half god named Herc
Chocolate faces
Stocking races
Hysterically historical and oh what a perc.

Yes There Is

Does Bruce Rauner keep a cheap watch in each of his homes?
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We detect a threat to our identity.

It is only the government not at work.

What can be done about the threat?

When we go outside I will whisper the ways into your ears.
There are many.

Thank you. There is still hope.

Yes there is.

The Volcker Rule

"What is the Volcker Rule That Five Regulators Just Approved?"
by Simone Pathe, PBS NewsHour

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/businessdesk/2013/12/what-is-the-volcker-rule-that.html

Wounds All Heels

"Costs of Obamacare are piling up" by Steve Huntley,
Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/huntley/24273818-452/costs-of-obamacare-are-piling-up.html
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Lazy Fare GitmobamaCare
Hits the middle class with a dare
Does it want to live?
Ass sets to give and give
Looking for an honest man, but where
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Dear Mr. Poupard,
Seals and people, people and seals
Family meals buy midnight deals
A feeling congeals
About reeling steals
Time heals all wounds and wounds all heels.

A Yawn

Character
Honor
Integrity
Veracity
Empathy

Chive mo-fo's
Cannot close
Their hearts
Or other parts
To humanity's woes.

ROB - RichieOprahBarack - is gone
So say the billboards on Rahm's front lawn
Pose each prawn
On the crack of dawn
Give US a wink, we'll give you a yawn.

We Will Like It

The slightly used TP roll on the left is made up of Part A and Part C and is ancient history from 2 weeks ago. The roll on the right, Part B, is the new roll for our convenience. The goal is our eventual use of rolls the size of Part C which are being stored at our expense. Oh, thank you. We do and will like it.

On the Revolution

President Gitmobama
Tries to keep calma
By cooking the kids
With the lowest bids
And ducking his own diorama.
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The newest elixir is the 7% solution
False reporting of fast foods pollution
We believe, sure
Lying is the cure
Snoopers snooping on their own revolution.

Almost as Funny

The last 10 minutes of Beau Hunks with Laurel and Hardy is a demonstration of our government at work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_1_NH1U0l8

The government is almost as funny if it wouldn't be so sad.

This Toy is Not a Bag

This toy is not a bag.

 

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Ecirava  is the newest drug for your newest problems. Don't worry about any resulting eye problems. What's to see?

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Instead of Guantanamo being closed as promised, the public will no longer be informed of the hunger strikes. Ahhh, isn't that better?

Uncle Sam dot Luv

If you give money to those who don't need any more by taking that same money away from those who do, you too can become
mayor of Chicago.

"How Mayor Rahm Emanuel Awoke a Progressive Resistance in Chicago" by Kari Lydersen, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/15835/rahm_emanuel_mayor_1_percent/
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Now quite infamous, the republican Congresspersons who are experts at being domestic terrorists and the President who is an expert at turning his head and coughing, have all begun the long slow process of starving out the hungry. Because it is such an ugly process, please send any thank you e-cards to UncleSam.luv, a website site that is 80% off and running.

Brains AND Feelings

This voice is from Voices at the Chicago Sun-Times, from October or November. Sorry for the vagueness. http://voices.suntimes.com/

"Imagine an apartment building. In one unit lives the police department. In another, the fire department. Teachers in a third unit. For more than a decade these tenants have faithfully paid their rent, knowing that when one of them moves out they will receive their security deposit. The only problem is the landlord (Chicago) hasn't used their rent and his income to pay the mortgage. Instead, the landlord used the money for other pet projects. Now the mortgage is way overdue and the landlord is very short on cash. Clearly, the only solution is to double the rents and reduce security deposits.
   See where I'm going with this?"
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Some monopolizing and "lousy" insurance corporations have been working it and working it to get rid of the other quite acceptable insurance corporations. Obama has been such a help to them. Try not to repeat the lies he tells. He did not know people such as retired scapegoats on pensions would be so upset about losing a good thing. Gosh, you mean people have brains AND feelings?