Saturday, June 29, 2013

What They Say

PRISM = criminal US government program of spying on everyone

Terms flagged by the People:
"trust me" "lobby" "stand your ground" "voter fraud" "clean coal" "supreme" "scandal" "outrage" "bacon" "dry heat" "the children"
"guns in bars" "transparency" "security" and "enhance this."
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When you bribe a judge, how much is too much?
How much is not enough?
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In a perfect fascist marriage between political puppet and corporate stooge, their love fest leaves only a microchip's space for honesty and decency. At least that's what they say, and too bad about what they say.

Friday, June 28, 2013

Veered Weird

If you would rather discuss the weight gain of a murderer than talk about corporate snoops who break Constitutional Law, if you want to sit on the examination table between your neighbor and her doctor, if every week you work 5-6 days and two of those days are gladly donated to wars and weapons and torture and killing, if you think drunks carrying concealed weapons are not as dangerous as cotton seeds on the wind, if you don't have a square to spare, well you do but you don't want to share, if . . .

Beard Feared
Leered Peered
Queered Reared
Veered Weird.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Doesn't It?

Psalms 7:11 - "God judgeth the righteous,
and God is angry with the wicked every day."

Chiefly, the J Rob,
His smile mentor, Shamalee Toe,
His self-gagger, Uncle Clara Tea,
His enemy and ours, Untoned and Scaley,
And a fifth of curbin', a waste of an intro.

Did the 5 justices on the supreme Court think nobody would notice they overstepped their authority? The Court does not have the right to rule that Congress was wrong when it renewed the Voting Rights Act. No right at all.

Article IV, Section 2 of the US Constitution -
"The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges
and Immunities of Citizens in the several States."

Please note that "Citizens" is written in the US Constitution with a capital C. Elsewhere in the Constitution, the "supreme" in supreme Court is written with a small s. Makes you think, doesn't it?

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Royal Bank of Canada

It's all about the children - short children, tall children, unborn children, colorblind children, homeless children, children nobody cares about, children everybody cares about, children whose parents were on a crime spree. God bless the children.
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Dear MayoRahm: Please don't ever tell the truth. Never mention the real reasons for our money problems. That's right. Your continued blaming of the expendable retired people is admired by all. Thanks so much for your new way of doing lack of honesty. Stay real, brother.
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There is gas in the drinking water around fracking sites. President Obama will be so proud of himself when he hears.
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"Second NSA PRISM Spy Leak Shows Govt, Tech Companies Are Lying to You" by Anthony Gucciardi, Philosophers Stone
http://philosophers-stone.co.uk/wordpress/2013/06/second-nsa-prism-spy-leak-shows-govt-tech-companies-are-lying-to-you/
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Dear Extreme Opposite of supreme Court:
   How is the agenda going, the one to drive US down to third world status as quickly as possible?
Love, A Lucky Citizen Who Does Not Have Your Sickness

Dear Lucky Citizen Who Does Not Have Our Sickness:
   Great. Really great. Thanks for asking.
Love, the Extreme Opposite of supreme Court
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Consider putting your money in one of the branches of the Royal Bank of Canada that are all over the US. They are not banksters. They are not thieves. They have rules to follow. They don't create crashes. Please think about the Royal Bank of Canada.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Bleeping Cheaple

Power to the chalk people
Sowing for the creeping reaple.
Lying and cheating to be a tool
Of the weaknesses in the gene pool.
Selling Democracy on the bleeping cheaple.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Bush/BinLaden/BoozAllenHamilton

Do you know who really owns the company you work for? Are they criminals? Will you be punished for honesty and love of country?
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Dear US Government: Wanting to be the leader of the world does not make it so. You no longer have leadership qualities. The current consensus is that you sold those qualities for today's cheap thrills and yesterday's reflected glory. Good for you! And since you became the bully of the world, it looks great on your resume' but not so great in the eyes of the beholders. Love, An Ordinary Citizen
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Edward Snowden reported on his former employers' snooping on everyone, and their breaking of the Fourth Amendment of the US Constitution. What a brave person.
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Hiring private corporations for "security" proves: 1) the security game is a waste of money, 2) Congress and the President do not know the first thing about the current and future safety of US, and 3) they don't know the first thing about the Constitution.

Bush/BinLaden/BoozAllenHamilton

Parent Company of Snowden employer once tied to Bush/BinLaden family money, Examiner.com

http://www.examiner.com/article/parent-company-of-snowden-employer-once-tied-to-bush-bin-laden-family-money

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Isn't That Nice?

Astoundingly,
President
Obama
Sells
Tainted
Artifice
To
Everyone
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"Espionage" = practice of spying on others. If you work for a private corporation that spies on others, such as Booz Allen Hamilton/Carlyle Group that is ultimately owned by George Bush Sr, and if you tell anybody about the spying your bosses order you to do, you can go to prison. The bosses receive pre-approved get out of prison cards. Isn't that nice?

Friday, June 21, 2013

Turn Blue

We do not have money for the People, the positives in life. So Sorry. We do have money for drones and guns and drones and guns and drones and guns. How about giving more money to the bush corporations? They don't have enough yet. Neither do the People, but so what. Are you sick of the president's lies?
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The worse than do nothing congress is the S Force. Its ordinary form is yellow. It gives off a suffocating odor, especially while promoting guns. Babies will be forced to live, only to be killed later with guns. Turn blue, do nothing congress! Turn blue!

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Snoop on Everyone

Is Lisa, herself, the real legacy of Mike Madigan? And would the best thing Mike could do for his daughter is to mess up so bad that big politics is no longer an option?
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Is the gas company stalling on outside meters because actual usage is less than the inflated bills?
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Do real men become politicians?
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If Booz Allen Hamilton is owned by the Carlyle Group and George Sr.
is an owner of that group, the Bush clan can snoop on any opponent. They can blackmail any and all opponents into quitting. They have
the edge to always win. Obama says that is okay with him
and the Constitution.
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Stale Puritans losing their grip
Centuries of control have begun to slip
It's why they're that mean
After sinking their own machine
With millions of cement paos and one old whip.
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Sick people make him sick.
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Carefully unwrap the work cleavage
No elbows please, roll down the sleevage
Nine inch the skirt
High heel the hurt
Consolidate the look, give it a tug and a heavage.
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What if the taliban, or whatever the current state-designated enemy is called, buys up the corporations that unconstitutionally snoop on everyone?

Monday, June 17, 2013

It Makes Me Smile

Hurry! Volunteer for your DNA swab. Find out if you were born with the heart that dick wants.
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From the former Dick: We owe China a great deal for the money we continually borrow. I would still rather see George hold hands with a Salafist prince or Wahhabi prince in Saudi Arabia than say thank you to China. Crazy, ain't I, and it makes me smile.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Warm Milk and a Nap

Which "security" corporations were working the Boston Marathon?
How would you rate their job performance? What was the cost? The
unconstitutionally massive data collection does not really work, yet
somebody is making a ton of $$$.
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Helen Shiller for Chicago Mayor! Helen Shiller for Chicago Mayor! Anybody can dream.
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Hey. How do you like the story of Eddie who warned people that the sky was falling and a secret club was breaking important rules and wasting our money?

HE WORE A PLAID SHIRT! WHY WAS HE DRESSED SO CASUAL? OMG! HE WEARS GLASSES! HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND! WHY DIDN'T HE PLAY BY SECRET CLUB RULES? OMG!

Okay. Relax. Maybe someday, not today and probably not tomorrow, I will tell you the story of a bunch of "good" people and how they eventually became afraid of shirts that were different than plaid. For now, have some warm milk and a nap.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Things to be Seized

"Concluding Statement of the 2013 Article IV Mission to the United States of America", International Monetary Fund, or IMF
http://www.imf.org/external/np/ms/2013/061413.htm

The NSA's biggest problem today: Which corporation gets the delicate job of putting a GPS system up an Amish horse's patootie?

1984 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four

". . . amorality, duplicity and cover-ups in the guise of righteous patriotism"

A group of 15 broken hand puppets, slugs and ass kissers made a vow to cause great harm. The odd thing is, nobody voted them in for that. They don't care.

"Every con has an expiration date" from White Collar

Are politicians criminals? Is everyone a criminal?

Should politicians be unconstitutionally recorded constantly, just in case? Should everyone everywhere be unconstitutionally recorded constantly, just in case?

Is it time to retire some parts of FISA and move on? 

The NSA is not performing its duty of security. Private corporations are doing that job at greater expense. Private corporations are neither competent enough nor trustworthy enough to handle our security. Security's prime directive is not profit. Mass collection of personal data is unconstitutional. Watching and listening to everybody all of the time is unconstitutional.

The 4th Amendment:
"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Oversight - Where Can It Be Purchased?

Members of the Prostitutional Oligarchy went back and checked for something called "oversight." They found overbite and overright and overwhite. Oversight was sadly lacking. A meeting was tentatively planned for the Autumn. It's provisional title: "Oversight - What is it, Who needs it, and Where can it be purchased?"

Notlimah Nella Zoob

The NSA is not in charge.
Private corporations are in charge.
Snooping is not an NSA operation.
Snooping is a private corporations operation.
The NSA does not gather information.
Private corporations gather information.
The NSA is the employee.
Private corporations are the boss, taking our money without our okay.
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In a Prostitutional Oligarchy such as the United States is right now today, truth tellers are our heroes. Their bravery and honesty is admired and lauded.
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One terrorist in the bathtub is worth less than 1/2 a dung beetle or 1/4 of a June bug.
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Obama or Romney, both are attached to Papa Bush.
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If the Daley clan remains interested, there is still a ton of money waiting to be grabbed, in spite of the bogus pension scapegoats.
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Why is Bankster of America afraid of WikiLeaks?

Because the truth of its crimes puts it into a cell. It is afraid of justified prison time.

Oh.
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If you like the sound of your voice without having to believe in or listen to your own words, if you have no principles or you do have a couple, but they are open to the highest bidder, if you think keeping one's word is only for suckers, if you've got yours but it's not enough and who cares what the rest of US have, you are an excellent candidate for our Prostitutional Oligarchy.
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In Enniskillen Northern Ireland, the G-8 participants being driven around in limos will be blinded by large posters because today's technology would have blown their austere travel budget. Just kidding. They don't have a budget.
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Regulate guns, not phone calls home!
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Dear Booz Allen Hamilton: Many times we have saved your corporate headquarters from meteor attacks. You will take our word for it.
Backwards and loyal to the highest bidder,
Zoob Nella Notlimah

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Incestuous Circles of Greed

War mongers starve the People.
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This just in from John Boehner: It is interesting that jobs are a priority with the People. I say it is interesting and only that because abortion is the priority for me and my republican man buddies. We are quite obsessed. And if men could have one, there'd be an abortion mall on every other corner.
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Shareholders against political gambling with their money
Have every right to know when something is funny
Don't kiss the ring
Nobody is king
An honor system without honor needs the People, honey. 
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We the People want to fire Booz Allen Hamilton (think Carlyle Group, think Bush) and put our security back into the hands of the government.
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Shame on the tools.
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SMIRP is a cracked prism, a dreadful crystal turned inward upon itself. SMIRP listens when others won't. SMIRP is in its cone of silence and it listens, it outsources, configures, projects, estimates, calculates the percentages, and listens some more. SMIRP says it all into its cone of silence, listening and waiting for its own response. SMIRP is its own reason for existence.
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Is James Clapper a liar in the revolving door of corporation to government and back again? Did the government lie about Clapper's lies? Yes or no, and is that a lie too? Will the bushes ever get enough?
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From bush to carlyle group to staples & home depot to romney to bush. Do you think it would have made any difference to the clan - obama or romney? Both are attached to papa.
From bush to carlyle group to booz to obama and back to bush. It is another of the incestuous circles of greed.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

King or Pawn

People who rip off other people know they like Penny Pritzker.
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This just in from Aaron Shlock of Illinois: I have beliefs. I think.
I hope. I say hello to criminals when they are not on the up and up.
I, too, should be held accountable. You're welcome.
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Steven Seagal: The Pawman
He studied something for 24 hours a day for 110+ years.
It added up to a million hours he says. That is how amazing he is.
He quit studying 15-20 years ago and donned his jet suit of slenderness.
Don't let him sit on you.
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Which governor blinded a prince with the technology of lies?
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Which president studied the Constitution
and became a tool of its destruction?
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Since corporate plan a is always profit, how many oxymorons
does it take to screw our "security"?
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Crews prowlin' til dawn
Electric fences hug the lawn
Pony up for a pass
Secure the family ass
Pick 2 sides - king or pawn.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Permanent X-Rays

Dear Mr. Prez BHO,
   As a bush/cheney policy strumpet, do you think you are getting as much flack as you deserve for continuing their anti-democracy programs? Answer with a simple yes or no.
In forever plus six days
Nobody's allowed but jollies and gays
Why forever?
Press the lever
You'll see pics with your permanent x-rays.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Who Is to Say?

Did some Washington poli-tools steal your libido and sell it for money and surprise points at one of those unregulated off-shore auctions? Not to worry. There are more poli-tools who can buy it back and rent it to you for enhancement purposes only. Don't go too far. We will be in touch.
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UNO quieres a saber - que es "shenanigans"?
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If "security" = freedom from danger, risk, apprehension, or doubt, then "security" is just a word in the dictionary and nothing more. Oh, yeah. That word makes a lot of people a lot of money.
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Are drones either killing machines or peacekeepers for rhinos
and who is to say?

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Making Stuff Up

Should parents and their own behavior be responsible for devastating their children, or should the court system pretend to be responsible? Should sickness be a reason for less guilt and a free pass? Conversely, should a sound mind be a reason for more guilt and more prison time? Should poor people be punished more severely than those with money?
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This just in: The US government prefers to snoop in an unbalanced and unfair way. Since terrorists are not "folks" and ordinary citizens are not scarey vigilantes, snooping is our only choice. Well, we could have gone with lurking or prowling, but neither is as justified and full of justice as snooping. And any excuse will do when you're making stuff up.

Friday, June 7, 2013

The Money

Has Juan McCain overstayed his welcome?
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Dear Governor Christie: If you had 12 million dollars that you did not want to waste on a special election and you would rather help the people of New Jersey, how would you spend the money?

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Same Old Grinds

What do Robert Kerkorian and Mark Kirk have in common?
Hint: it involves low self-esteem and lying.
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The refreshing Kochs biography of their childhood - "Facists Don't
Make Loving Parents" - will not be coming to theaters everywhere.
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Are corporations that don't want to pay taxes targeting the IRS?
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Silk-tied naggers with one track minds
Hound other hounds with the morals of kudzu vines
The (g)OP is a kamikaze
DoJ, IRS, and Benghazi
Another 20 year itch to peddle the same old grinds.

Facing facts will not make your world cave in:
AT&T started helping george illegally spy
on US - about 12 years ago. Let's not
talk about before that. Scarey stuff.
Grow up.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Children

Is Senator Chambliss going to write a tell-all about himself and
his hormonal college crimes?
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The wealthy takers - the 1% - want to harvest our organs. Hearts are at the top of their list. Let's be charitable because somebody has to be. Today let's give our DNA so that tomorrow the takers may live long and take more more more.
p.s. Wait until we see what they have in mind for their little lab rats, oops, public school children.


Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Toilet Paper Products

 
 

What does the US government do when it cannot make WikiLeaks shut up and stop telling the truth? We love Bradley Manning. He is a traitor to war criminals. Rather than tell the truth, if only he had tortured people, the President would give him a pass.
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As corporate plan a is the futile yet backward drive to control worldwide money drugs and information, of course crooks will sit on the truth tellers.
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Banksters of America fetching with fillies
Asking themselves why don't we BMO sillies
Drugs shove 'er guns
Pugs cover buns
While weed farms are hiding out in the lillies.
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Dear Zhiyong: Always tell your daughter the truth. She can and will get lies anywhere.
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Dear Paul: There is no such thing as a "heartfelt e-mail" when it comes to telling the people who raised you that they are not your biological parents. Heartfelt phone call? Maybe, probably not. Heartfelt face to face visit? Absolutely, yes.
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 Is MayoRahm a corporate tool with a big mouth and no new ideas - the children and the parking meters want to know.
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Why use less costly generics, when expensively monopolistic drugs are available - global crooks want to know.
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http://www.citizen.org/TPP
Does TPP = Trans Pacific Partnership or Toilet Paper Products?


Monday, June 3, 2013

While They Are Still Young

Washington DC, a town that exists for losers, or just another stain on the map?
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Dear Renzo Padilla: Write a letter to the former Dick and ask him what else you can do to people's faces.
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Chicago will teach US how to make profit off Special Ed kids while they are still young.
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"TPP: Corporate Power Tool of the 1%" from Public Citizen
It is the opposite of "free trade."
http://www.citizen.org/TPP

Sunday, June 2, 2013

At Least We Did That


The People are patiently and kindly teaching the church about love. The lightbulb moment has yet to occur within its brain.
We still have hope.
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Shouldn't any hospital provide free parking to parents of sick children?
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This in from House Speaker Mike Madigan, existing part time in Springfield, Illinois:
I don't think you should take our failures at everything as a reason to give up. Sure, my original gun legislation proposal was loved, loved I tell you, by me and the NRA. But geez, at least tempers can be cooled off in the hot and humid summer with concealed guns from our own d*mn pockets. At least I did that. Excuse me. At least WE did that.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Not So Much


Which former president stumbled and stammered when he talked about positive human progress, yet spoke smoothly and passionately when he wanted to frighten or insult people? Hint: initials are gwb.
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GallWart is praised by the former B-man
For monopolizing abuse wherever it can
And for hoarding each dollar
From Bald Knob to the Holler
All ways but fair. What a nasty little plan.
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One of the eternally stupids in politics is quitting to be stupid at home. Forty-nine states say thank you. Minnesota - not so much.