Effete or Otherwise

Buy some dignity from Mitt! He has a big culture sale - 2 for 1!
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All
Losers
Enter
C street
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Why choose progress when progress means change and change is scarey? Relapse is not scarey. Been there, done that. Relapse is not uplifting either, but it is familiar and familiar is not scarey. Bravery is doing something in spite of being afraid. Let us all be brave for the future land of the free. Yay!
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If dignity = nobility of manner or style, stateliness, and gravity,
then the above, in all dignity, is in reference to Mitt's more than occasional high opinion of himself,  knowing that despite his ability to put pants on one leg at a time, his only claim to fame is being an heir to the ennui of his caste, effete or otherwise.

A Higher Authority

Pick A or B:
A = Education, Good Health, Shelter, Clothing, Food
or
B = Pentagon
Pick A for life, pick B for death. And sorry, angels, this one does have a wrong answer
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Way back when the Jamoke bros were not even a twinkle in their father's eye - because dad was against twinkles and their ilk - and before all of California north of the Baja had yet to become part of New Spain, the Jamoke bros were amateur rookies learning to make cookies. During the last time California was a part of Mexico, the Jamoke bros thought they could finally stand the heat in the kitchen. But that was more than 170 years ago, and a lot of cooks and cookies have passed under the bridge since then. Today, the boys decorate with disposable sprinkles and call it a day.
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Koch brothers
Jamoke mothers
Loopers
Bloopers
Yoke druthers.
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Go broke with koch and git with mitt because
integrity won't feed keg or kitty.
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Did you ever hear of the White Plague? Or have you heard about Mitt's 3 pronged solution for those who are not him, but living miton a boca? The three are: self education, self surgery, self burial.
Como ingenioso!
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Mike Fitzpatrick said that if he did not lose again, he would do magic tricks on the land where Washington crossed the Delaware and sell the dvd's out of his car.
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The koch bros spend a ton of money, trying to make the 7th generation into master and slave. The pope never met a fascist he didn't like. If you think one of them used to be your mother, report him to a higher authority.

Money

A company that names itself an improper fraction could not b-mo knowledgeable about numbers or letters. It makes you want to give it money and ask it to spell "supernumerary".
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J. Michael Cline would make a "fantastic" politician, with his non-legal collections and all.
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When police released a poor, mentally ill man into section five of the village, people, others in surrounding communities said "they might as well have released him into the lions' den at the zoo."

Doubt It

"Terror by Chemistry" would be a nice title for the biography of the Monsanto/Dow marriage of convenience. And of course it would have to include the story of the 1949 Agent Orange accident in the plant that killed 240 people. It was at that moment the future became now.
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4 firkins = 2 kilderkins
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from Elisha Cook on an old Perry Mason: I don't know whether I'm skeptical or not, but I sure doubt it.

That Explains It

Mitt Romney is a 1% global outsider, he lives and enjoys the US but hedges his funds elsewhere. We challenge him to take a month off from b*llsh*tt*ng and go live within his means on minimum wage.
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Mitt Romney, as a highly experienced predator drone against ailing businesses, said that if elected, he would do the opposite and become a business healer, a job creator. Well, that was yesterday. Who is he today?
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Remember, angels, there are no wrong answers
and everyone gets a star.
Multiple choice question: Mitt Romney is a
a. Corporate raider
b. Disaster capitalist
c. Job killer
d. All of the above
e. Three of the above
f. Half of the above
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A rustler from Massachusetts became king of his own world. Old age confined him to either of two thrones, one private and the other public. On his public throne sat his permanent business suit, quietly still and unyielding. Whenever he got the urge to gaze upon his subjects, it was no problem for him to have four people air lift him down into the suit.
One day, the rustler partnered with a kleptomaniac from Michigan. They took over Household Warehouse to begin their attacks from the eastern straights of Michigan to the clear waters of Wisconsin. It was all about clean water and who will be rich enough to drink it.
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In an honor system without honor, the koch bros told Mitt Romney to let them be as filthy as they want to be. He said okay he would let them. Then the koch bros said they were spending millions, maybe 6 million or so, on an ad just for him and it would be full of lies about the president from beginning to end. Mitt said that would be okay with him too, because if he didn't have integrity, what would he have?
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Cleverly worded speech, Mitt.

Thanks. I had nothing to do with it and it wasn't even written for me.

That explains it.

All For Naught

The subliminal message of three:
Faux foes of color are as crazy as can be.
Two balloons are still open,
For some puerto riceno mejicanos they're gropin'.
Are he and she really really we?
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New voter ID laws, designed to help republican frauds by making it as difficult as possible for voters, are going along nicely. Thanks, everybody.
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Maybe a dozen years ago, there were 80,000 people in solitary confinement in the US. Who will tell us how many there are today?
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Jebush Ne'bech is espanolifying all over his webush. How is Iraq?, we asked the family man.
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"I Have an Opinion" by Joe the Hummer:
I have an opinion, a notion, a thought.
My rolled up 3, these halls can be bought.
Up and comer,
Down and dumber,
I have an opinion that it's all for naught.
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How about Bill?
http://www.villagevoice.com/2011-08-24/news/william-bill-koch-the-other-koch-brother-tea-party/

From Here On Out

Scott Walker: ruthless clog or toothless cog, voting counts.
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War Whores: free to be religious or not so much, the choice is theirs.
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Joe Walsh: a real gas or half glassless, take your pick.
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MayorahM: selling us out to the creeping unknown or indenturing us for 99 years, but in a refreshing way, and who needs to know?
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Mitt Romney: a corporate raider with less political experience than any other presidential candidate and willing to blame Obama for that too, or a guy with more than enough empathy to go around, please decide 
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Tiny news note: every day and every night zimmerman thinks about the real possibility of changing his name to zelleman.
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Bayer's breech from the city of clout
Gives his player's peach with no pity or pout
It's a liar's game
Who's got the most infame
A naysayer's niche, no nitty gritty from here on out.

Brain Work

Dear Bishop Jenky, When a grown man wearing a large pointy hat is so filled with fear that he forgets Christ's teachings, it is time to get his head and hat shrunk down to size. Do you take Communion with that mouth?
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Scott Walker chooses relapse rather than progress, and because he never has enough money, talks for dollars. It is said he talks about marshmallows never making choices and that becomes potentially quite expensive for anyone but him. He asks from within the pocket of a refreshing koch, if his voice carries to the back of the room. He says he would stick his neck out for a photo op if it means extra money. Finally he winds it up by giving the audience permission to lie about anything and everything including numbers, as he does. He states that it is fun and it saves on brain work. It is said.

Write-in Candidate

                                      

http://www.buddyroemer.com/

Buddy Roemer, the perfect write-in candidate.
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Do Nuns Vote?

Initially, President Obama was concerned that the world does not want to follow us down, but look at the pope. He likes the abuse of women program this government started, and he cannot get on board fast enough. Religious freedom to abuse is so beautiful this time of year, or was that too impolite to say out loud? Is the pope correct when he says that healthcare for all is radical? Do nuns vote?
(the preceding was a reality based theory)

Become Informed

God's Gracious Gift of Shining Fame asked how private lawyers would be able to violate people's rights if they are not immune from the law, and he wished he had a modicum of talent for anything.
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Allen "Joe McCarthy" West said he lost track of that thin line between good sense and none at all and he was lost.
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Dear Newter Yourself,
     Has someone reminded you lately what a dangerous man you are? You should be sanctioned or embargoed or something.
     There is no UN about it. The word is INalienable, yes, IN-al'-ien-a-ble. The legal sale or transfer of gun ownership is alienable, that is, al'-ien-a-ble. Look it up. Become informed.

Religious Freedom Too

In an honor system without honor, all we have is oversight and public embarrassment.
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I always thought that if a wealthy individual such as Mitt Romney has no inate dignity or intelligent feelings toward his fellow man and fellow woman, then he would buy those traits from someone else. Boy was I ever wrong, and Mitt is too ignorant to fake it.
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People don't want oxygen and medicines to stay alive, we want war. Thank goodness we have a government that doesn't want us to have oxygen and medicines either, it wants war too. I wonder if it has anything to do with that religious freedom they keep talking about. Well, thank goodness for religious freedom too.

Q and A

Q: What is AT&T up to now?
A: You may ask that, but I couldn't possibly even think about that.
Q: Didn't it partner with Apple for the i-series of phones and screens, not to mention infiltrating clouds
and windows and more screens.
A: Partner is a strong word.
Q: Why is the dead man getting blamed while the illegal snooper skates to the bank?
A: You might as well ask why Clarence Thomas gets up out of bed each morning. Or why money still
can't buy happiness. Or why Michigan hasn't fired its senate or seceded from the Union yet. Or why
paradise can reek if the wind is right. Or why everything is up for sale. Or why I search for the
bagel of my youth.
Q: What did I originally ask you?
A: We may never know, perhaps the redirected digital copy of this will give us a clue.

Wayne County Illinois

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/22/us-fault-lines-graphic-ea_n_432948.html

                                            (map from Huffington Post)

Please note the orange part at the southern tip of Illinois. Wayne County is within the orange. They want to drill for oil and frack for gas down there. We already know that fracking causes earthquakes and filthy undrinkable water. What kind of quakes will be produced in that danger zone and who cares about any old earthquakes anyway?

A Constitutional

Once upon an ancient dreary
Kronos ruled with blade and feary
Old mentor to 4
Who live in the yore
He gobbles them up with not one teary.
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For the sake of posterity and the rusty golden years,
the 4 were named
Asked of God breath,
God's gracious gift of shining fame,
Illustrious twin, and
Priceless stairway.
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Smith Petal n Grow
Never met a hoe
Or a quid pro quo he didn't like.
Smitty and his bro, Joe,
Said what ye reap ye sow
And why don't you take a hike.
So I did.
What a beautiful day for
a Constitutional.

Walking?

Privatizing anything always costs more money in the end, no matter what the Republic party, the party thata chooses relapse over progress, says about it. So, will privatizing nursing homes put the poorest of US under troll bridges or behind dumpsters? Inquiring minds want to know where to avert our eyes.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell which ones are the prostitutes.
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It is probably time to spray your tuna sandwiches with ammonia gas. Sorry.
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Thought bubbles from the butoxia
Often evaporate into your vioxia
Large and small poxia
Fumigate or more noxia
You sure have your share of moxia.
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PlasticMan bounced from 1 lie to the next, and from 1 town to the next, yet always true to his oil-based interior and his moldable exterior. See his day of rest lie below:

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And ALEC against America

see who belongs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Legislative_Exchange_Council

Your. . .Pill

Sean Spicer is insulted by the word "war". He likes actual war, but despises the word itself. Thanks, Sean.
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The Catholic League twitterer
Is an unchristian bullshitterer
The shame of it all
The infame of it all
Please don't be so hateful and bitterer.
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William Howell
Fear makes him growl
He threw in the towel
Enough for his bilious bowel?
William, time. . .for. . .your. . .pill.

Oswego

The Republic party is that which enjoys using nouns for adjectives in order to pretend it ain't got no learnin.
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On the day that fear made a strange bedfellow of
Allen "Joe McCarthy" West of the Republic party, he was out to lunch.
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A reminder memo to all of US little people:
No matter what ALEC and the Republic party say and no matter what ugly laws ALEC and the Republic party advocate for, we cannot kill anyone we feel like.
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The Chicago Tribune wants to make sure that everyone knows that zimmerman is a "white hispanic".
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Spray your sushi with ammonia gas! or you might be
Achin' out south of Normal in a state of Misery.
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Chico Marx said this in Room Service - "No, he escaped from Oswego."

Michigan is Broken and it Won't Stand Up

We love you Brooke Harris! The corporation that controls your school in Pontiac Michigan is against justice. There is no monetary profit in justice.
And I still haven't figured out where the $$$ is in our grade school children, unless they will be experimented on or their organs will be given to the former dick and pals, and they will see the profit somehow. Otherwise . . .
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Boot Coot Hoot Loot Moot Poot Toot
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Have you ever heard of Steve "Loose Lips Sink Ships or At Least Make Me Think About Stuff" King?

 http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/04/10/460859/teacher-fired-for-organizing-a-fundraiser-for-trayvon-martin/?mobile=nc

The Highest Bidders

Death by a Thousand Cuts or Corporate War Really Kills
is the story of the new millenium politicians who sold their souls to the devil and tried to sell ours to the highest bidders.

Rich People's Wars

Who exactly are "low need" patients in nursing homes,
and do they really need to eat?

Are undocumented children ever sick,
and do they really need shots like the other kids?

Do adults really need teeth?

Who needs hospice or a wheelchair or a ventilator anyway?

Are we all very concerned that, despite cut after cut,
we still won't have enough money for the rich people's wars?

Why the Tree Stumps are Dangerous

The 3 most recent female faces of ALEC and the Republic party may be pleasing to the eye, yet are as dumb as tree stumps. It is no wonder that the old and the young men in the old party assume all women are like these 3, and can be forced to do things with their bodies while it watches. And that is why the tree stumps are dangerous.
Rinkeno mui and wafodu zee.
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His final term is lastley
Due to showin' his assley
The wasteman
is
No statesman
But he is Chuck Grassley.
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When you are 78 going on 79, and your arteries have begun their hardening process, and you start to suffer from stinkin thinkin complicated by verbal diarrhea, it is past time for the spending with the family thing.

Good For Them

But what about us? And who is them?
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Two beef eaters in the Republic party, Terry Branstad and Rick Perry, love their beef. They love their beef full of e-coli and salmonella, as long as it is treated with ammonia to kill the life-threatening bacteria. Good for them.
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On a lighter note because chickens weigh a lot less than cows, is it good for children who are still growing, both in grade school and high school, to eat chicken that is full of caffeine and benadryl and antibiotics? The corporate answer would be yes! as long as the chicken has been treated with ammonia. Good for them.
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Is it goodbye to SOPA and PIPA, but hello to CISPA - Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act? Protection of whom and good for them.
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How about the Bayer method of killing women? They call it "Yaz" or "Yasmin".

Afternoons

As college becomes way too expensive for mere mortals,

and as SanTorum goes around telling people that

higher education is not for US,

and as some people are discussing a

longer school day for kindergarteners

to make up for not going to college,

MayorahM is still

f*ck*ng with public school teachers.

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Did we all renew our

vows of

 constructive reasoning and

pragmatic thinking yesterday?

(the pope is going to be p*ss*d about that)

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 CBS & Sony & Adam Sandler

think it is okay for

David Spade's character to call

 Adhir Kalyan's character

"Mahatma Gumby".

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Honduran government, you're an idiot.

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I want to frame the Constitution

during the mornings

and

clog dance

during the afternoons.

Titanic the Comedy

Who said this - "You can't change policy unless you put people in prison."
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Pints the Rebus
Minds the O P bus
No signs
of
Lines
Whines the B of tea bus
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Don't forget, the party infiltrations have to be mailed out by Friday!
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I'm ready for "Titanic the Comedy."

Oops, Gotta Go

Mr. Prez: I did not start out as a loser working for bigger losers, but here we are.

Mr. Micro: You made it, Sir! You peaked, Sir! Would you like me to wax your slide?

Mr. Prez: Maybe tomorrow, Mr. Micro. Today, let's do a couple of questions before we turn you off for real.

Mr. Micro: Okay, Sir. Are your kiddies your biggest critics?

Mr. Prez: I find that question a chut' chut - that's Russian for tiny bit - a chut' chut impolite, but will respond. Yes, the kids have said 1 or 2 things.

Mr. Micro: Please share with the little people, Sir.

Mr. Prez: Well, most recently the kids have asked why I waited this long to allow King George to return and begin raping Ohio. Then they asked if Ohio's poisoned water would flow into Kentucky and West Virginia and even Indiana and Pennsylvania.

Mr. Micro: May I ask how you answered your kids?

Mr. Prez: I answered with the truth, Mr. Micro. I said Georgie had to wait until we arrived at this polar decade of change to begin the raping. And as far as the poisoning of the water goes, long after it occurs, the little people will pay for a big study.

Mr. Micro: Have your kids asked you about the federal courts now being 70% far right wing while the democratic president does nothing?

Mr. Prez: Oops, gotta go.  

Shouldn't Throw Stones

Who went to Washington DC in search of reflected importance,
but all he acquired was bleeding in the brain?
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Lew Pole and Vwah Dear grew old together on opposite sides
of a torte.
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Hustled on stage for the lyin'
Nothing he says are we buyin'
Butt of back change
Fracking the range
Paulie the patsy Ryan.
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Mitt Romney, a very wealthy practitioner of Disaster Capitalism and hiding his taxable money out of country, knows all about "high unemployment" and "wage stagnation" because he aids and abets each. You know that old saying "people in glass houses
shouldn't throw stones"?

The Developing Human Brain

Bayer, who we can always thank for bringing us heroin, and a company in India where Dow hides, Dow of the Agent Orange fame, a couple of companies in Japan, and a manufacturing plant in Florida, one of those states with broken governors, are killing bees worldwide with their pesticides. Did they know beforehand that their poisons would kill our very necessary bees? I would guess an absolute yes. But what about the money that was to be made? Doesn't profit outweigh the death of life? Doesn't profit outweigh the developing human brain?
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We asked the 3 candidates what religious freedom means to them. They stared deeply yet wordlessly into each other's right eye, then began to play bingo for first speaker. SanTorum won, then the Newter won, the Mitt could not get the hang of it. SanTorum said religious freedom meant he was invested against new ideas, yet willing to listen to recordings of himself to hear what he actually said. Next, the Newter explained his version of religious freedom meant perpetual aggression against anyone at any time while he partied in a harem tent somewhere in oil country. The Mitt first said religious freedom meant knocking down little temples and churches to build mega ones, then he said no it didn't.
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MayorahM has been in the back room, dealing with "5 leaders in infrastructure finance." Who?