Friday, May 28, 2010

As Scene on TV

If 1 out of 3 people will fall this year, and 1 out of 3 people will be bullied, will 1 out of 3 people be a bully who watches people fall?
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Toxic Fossils Do "Biz"
I live on the corner of Quantum and Physics
I work in a shop selling pontoons and quizicks
What are they you ask
My invention water mask
To watch toxic fossils & their oil biz icks

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Erect Tiles & Their Dysfunction

What happened when a coked out drunk repeatedly abused his wife? The drunk's father ordered him to stop being so embarrassing, become the president, and start abusing everybody else. So he did. Later, he hired a person to write a fictional account of the space his life took up. Fiction makes a good summer read.

Friday, May 21, 2010

CorpOrchestrated

Senators publicly okay a b*llsh*t overhaul.
Meanwhile
Senators privately supersize their free joyride.
It's just another day
layed out
on the Senate floor for entertainment
purposes only.
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Smile if you love Fridays.
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Trance: Send dental meditations.
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FDA motto: "We Didn't Know"
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Rand: Foot in Mouth happens when the ass fills up
with words & there is no room for a foot.
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Richard Blumenthal: You are a liar, but not a good one. Don't we need good liars who don't get indicted in the Senate?