Monday, October 31, 2016

Or Any Troll

If Mike Roman is running Trump's election protection game from inside a city pothole, and If Roger Stone is crowd funding Trump's personal exit poll, and The "I may misbehave if you remove me" app Only worked on a couple of old fools and one young sap, Money never bought class for Trump or any troll.

Friday, October 28, 2016

North Dakota

Tis better to have run a con and lost than to ever be poisoned then shot and dumped in the river on New Year's Eve. Sh_t like that happens to both monks and abusers, we believe. The 7 stages of grief Written in salt water and gold leaf Are for growth in a transitionary weave. *** Two treaties are being violated in North Dakota. The police and their war gear work for corporations and against the people in North Dakota. Is it state-sponsored intimidation in North Dakota?

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

To Protect the Sadistic

Bruce and Chris and Donald and Greg and Mike and Paul and Rick & Rick and Sam and Scott. "The Pirates of Ten Pants" is a tragic operetta about people-hating pirates. The preceding was a list of 10 carefully chosen actors. Only first names were used to protect the sadistic.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Hello Elections

Shackled to half of a split screen for the safety of half the population, he introduced the indoor whisper voice he called presidential pete. If he couldn't afford a barber, one would be provided to him. He could so it wasn't. On the right side of the split screen was a grownup lady with grownup ideas. Goodbye debates. Hello elections

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Blinders Not Bats

Overseer of the manipulate cries "rig!" Compressing republicanism into 1 silly gig. Rupert's monster, Master of the slur, Is his own worst enemy. He used to be quite big. ***** So bully predictable, accusing others of his own behavior: A stone's throw into crime and don't forget contrived stats For book sales & the desperation interview. Plus sour grapes by the vats. Cheating is losing is winning is b s. So is yelling through and making a mess. Small screen little voices have blinders not bats.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Sleep

Dear Mr President: Hello. Amy Goodman. First Amendment. Bismarck said no but it is okay to force Native americans against their will? Have a nice constitutional, a Voter ***** MY Marble: What kind of country won't let a guy in on the pro football racket and won't let a guy be a dictator and won't let a guy legally collect any more elephant teeth and bone interior decorations and won't let a guy hardly ever sleep?

Monday, October 17, 2016

The Morning Dew

People tolerate feral pigs for just so long. *** I see a dead person. Oh hi Rudy. *** Little boy little boy you know what to do. Go out and eat worms with the morning dew.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Leaving

If the July 2017 US Women's Golf Open is not moved to a different location, maybe each player will catch the new flu and won't be able to make it. That would be too bad for everyone. *** A danger to himself and others: Ladies, the groper needs to really feel your no. Allow your knee in his groin to explain it to him. Or maybe his abdomen should feel your answer deep inside. A fist in the neck or fingers in the eyes make profound even great statements. Firm answers go a long way in helping an abuser to pause his paws and think about his own imprisonment. *** Abandonment issues and rage issues with low self-esteem and an overcompensating inferiority complex all combine in one person who is dangerous to himself and others. The worst part is, even his hair is leaving.

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

From the Frying Pan

5 (five) deferments make a bitter boy: His name could be D-9spaces-P. On the criminal scale of deviates and sexual perverts, he falls somewhere between Clarence T4spaces-s and Bill C3spaces-y. The only question is, what is the name of their sandwich and will it file bankruptcy or sue somebody? *** Nakam is mine sayeth the man. Special is as special does a stan. Sometimes not so much. So we kinda lost touch. Then the C.R.U.D. jumped from the frying pan.

Monday, October 10, 2016

The Poor Thing

Why should people who hoard $$$ have to pay? After a lifetime of missed appointments with the finest therapists in the world, missed because he talked instead of listened and never heard the appointment times and that was too bad because Japanese and Korean escaped mental patients were willing to pay for the sessions, shortly before the store closed we were presented with the lump of flesh that is Donald. The poor thing.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Number Four

Duh, she can't think when everyone is watching or It hurts to be a victim: If police can reason out the difference between an unarmed person moving AWAY and a threatening individual moving TOWARD and then respond accordingly, that would be what we call normal. *** Dear Mr D-9spaces-P: Do not look in the German area of Brazil for wife number four.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Movie

If Mike Pence accepts bribes from the gaming industry and if Mike Pence and the Christian Gamblers of Indiana are fundamentally proud to announce that Indiana is now the biggest gaming state in the country, does that mean Mike Pence is not the Russian killer in a Bond movie?

Sunday, October 2, 2016

Us

an excerpt from the Chicago Tribune, Voice of the People, 10.01.16: Trump isn't winning because of his dignity or intellect. He's winning because he is a symptom of a much deeper problem. He is a malignancy that should inform us all that we, as a nation, have a mountain of work to do in order to heal the gaping wounds that sprawl across our nation. He is the siren that tells us our neighbors, our friends and the people of our communities are in pain and need our help. Make no mistake, if we do not cut away the tumor that is Trump, it could end us."