Muppets for Truth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8YhED4IgQA&feature=share

I've always trusted the Muppets for a minute and 5

Even If It Makes No Cents

You can create a faux veneer of impenetrability with a leftover piece of fannie may (as the sticky stuff) and an almost lifelike mask of petroleum covering any jones you may or may not have. Practice makes perfect, or a close facsimile.
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The old ideal of the US is globally influential.
The new I deal of the US is not.
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The position of president of the United States has devolved into that of a coin collector and manager of extraction teams and death squads. Evidently someone is very proud of that, but when will the bragging start about the good health and improving welfare of US? So a vote for one is a vote for all. Please vote, even if it makes no cents.

Keep on Going

Come to the US where the future is now, the truth is controversy, and a drop kick into debtors' prison is the new Business 101. Just how influential is the US while it is going backwards? If you want lessons in military invasions, come on by. If you need lessons in Democracy, keep on going.

Arm Yourself With Information

Hey diddler diddler
The rat and the riddler
A cow jumped onto the goon
The big dog laughed to see such sport
And the rich ran away with a balloon.
A despicable balloon.
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http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=2314
Arm yourself with information.
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This is a quote: "Politifact, you're fired!"

No!

Dear Mr. Prez, That was great stuff about the endangered middle class. Are you starting back up with the virtual boots on the ground, pretend-marching with the peeps again? Will that be before or after we lose our copy of the Bill of Rights to thieves? No!
Dear Mitt, How's it going? Should you be blamed for crookedly obeying your welfare elite's crooked financial laws? No!
Dear Newter, Since you were indoctrinated as a fetus into the arts of calvinistic lutheranism and fascist spine-refining and then converted to catholicism as a baby, can you tell us what your first answer will always be? No!
Gosh, would a statesman sing a potato chip song on tv if pepsico paid enough? No!   

A Tight Little Smile

Dear Newter Yourself,
There are no despicable questions. There is despicable behavior to ask questions about. You would have to be honest and brave to answer those questions, but then you would not be who you are. Rather, you are that guy who makes threats with a tight little smile.
p.s. Be careful what words you use. One day you say words such as "radicalism" and "left-wingers" as if there were something wrong with that, and the next day a little girl's cat gets murdered.
Love, a Human bean

Newter Yourself or For Enough Cash You Can

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0122-20120122,0,941553.column
Above is John Kass's column from today, and

It appears that the Newt sees our pain and can talk about our pain, but "we" are so special that he would increase their military budget while decreasing our oxygen budget and what is that about jobs and housing? Nice.
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My person opinion? Mitt should show good faith by closing his offshore accounts and bringing his money home. Man up, Mitt. Newter, it is too late for you.

Ouch!

First, we have Prez BHO. When he isn't talking for dollars/talking for lies, he is probably somewhere. He taught us that if you turn the other cheek often enough, not only will you accomplish very little but your head will unscrew off.
Is Buddy Roemer the perfect write-in candidate for 2012?
Then we have Ron Paul Ron Paul. They have tried to make him invisible, but he just won't do it.
And then there is the Acrylic Mitt Mutt. As a piece of moldable plastic, he can withstand cold calls, heated money arguments, and lukewarm receptions without changing his hair gel. How about those puppy problems, though, and do the puppies have offshore accounts?
And lastly, Dear Mrs. G c/o the Newter Yourself Foundation: Heads up, Number 3. When your open marriage welcomes an arms dealer, chances are that you will get elbowed out of the bed. Ouch!

Like It

Sometimes, when a person is raised in the Lutheran church, he grows larger, he gets married to one person, then he wants to exist with multiple partners. Of course, it isn't his fault. It is the fault of that one person he married, or was it that other person he married, or that other one? Well, he is so so sorry that he got caught again and again. But hey, he'll be glad to show you his income tax return.
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The "add-on" drug tv ads show a sly new way to extend the control of profits for an additional 20 years. Besides, people don't need no stinking generics, right mr drug czars?
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So Pa, what are you and Pipa cooking up for tomorrow? Is anyone going to like it?

Scentiant Beans

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-gops-crackpot-agenda-20111207
That would be the (g)OP's crackpot agenda above
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It makes a person wonder. The (g)OP would rather push a way out fringe Catholic filled with hate than a Mormon with puppy problems.
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Dear Mr. Walker, When you have trouble sleeping, count to a million.
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They went from kitchen cooks to arch abusers in less than 7 generations. That took a lot of planning.
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Monopolies are bad. Putting your money all in one place is bad. Being part of one global borrowing & money laundering system is bad. Following the US "lead" anywhere is bad.
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Old & way over congealed
Still toxic though hermetically sealed
Grand in the long ago & now so mean
The (g)OP, really the MOP, is seen
As 4th runner-up in the coppa feeled.
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We are all scentiant beans.

Go Back to the Caves

It's the same old Prez-BHO the Ho v. Mitt the Hypocrite, but is Buddy stuck in the muddy & all cruddy or not?
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Some sum minor miner detailed Dee tales involve lots of kale, holy grail, abiding debtors' jail, menacing the mail, everything for sale, starve out the whale.
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As we watch pols in D.C. and pols in state capitols and local pols use money ( always remember: It is OUR money being used ) to kill Democracy, I feel shame. There is nothing to stop and admire here. Keep moving. Keep your secrets. Go back to the caves.

We're So Proud

Guilty of verbalism, your Exoner. What is the sentence, and is it compounded by an inadmissible interrogatory?
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0115-20120115,0,2252277.column
Is there much difference between Hopium and Dopium?

Certain Areas

from Portlandia: After you pay for it, its free.
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Does the pope undermine the future of humanity, or only the infallibility of his own haute couture?
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Are there many biological differences between one vulture and another?
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If rust never rests and the rusty iron hand fears progress, what time is it in Syria?
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What is that smell? Could it be the Wierdos Against Kids Eating on Company Time?
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20 people will move from Illinois to London!i!i!
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The god plan gets poor reception in certain areas. (I learned that on tv)

The Phone Stack

http://www.getkempt.com/the-code/the-phone-stack.php

What a great idea