Whistles and Caws

Marter for THE cause Of turning brick into straws, And unplanning zygotes, And whitewashing layers & coats. Who needs regulations or whistles & caws?

Loop It

With quasi-official unwording, Mr Shtupid Peed on the fringe of yesterday & kissed 'er cupid Bought and sold Nasty and bold Pick the blister then perma loop it.

Too Hot

Part of the 1% gang and inspirational support matrix to the unoccupied territories * In the world of Tom Ricketts (Ted Cruz lookalike), words are surreal while actions are not. When carried around on a pillow, sometimes that's all one's got. Support hose jobs & gut shots until it gets too hot.

Every Itch

Oren hatched an egg & named it Mitch. Accomplices loitered with Mitch in a super fancy ditch Until a polar point was ripe Enough to Turn OP brand into tripe And unregulate scratch for every itch.

Who could plame the _sshole or Torture is not torture. * Dick Cheney's toxic burn pits Were nothing personal,1 of his bits Such as asbestos & oil spills Face shooting & unlawful kills. Evil is as evil does when ordering hits * Koch wrack koch wrack Have you any pull? Yes sir yes sir 3 bags full: 1 for the _astards 1 for their ptomaine 1 for their market so freely insane. * The Companion Animal Parasite Council has a map.

Bromides Are Trite

I have no use for the new business model of obsession compulsion. Five or even two unsolicited emails on one Sunday? What is your problem? * From bromo seltzer to potassium bromide, "Ergo where'd the hair go" played everywhere. Bromides are trite.

Getting Grim

Is it okay now for the rest of We the People to enjoy the wildlife refuge, even We the People who actually live in Oregon?
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Bernie is the best of us, Trump is the worst of us.
Do we need a statesman who doesn't publicly cuss,
Or a loser
And abuser?
Let's vote overwhelmingly with all the mustered fuss.
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According to our we crooked political system
Losers are winners and the public is so dim.
That means the Carolina Panthers won!
And thinking about stuff is done!
Wow. I thought prospects were getting grim.

Late

St Sabina didn't have to go all the way to China
To find a myna at the dinah
Because return tickets
Fall on pickets
And city hall pity mall is quite a whinah.
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An indiscriminate killer sues his victim's estate.
Will the unfairly murdered trash tradition & ask for a rebate?
Again with the wait?
What about fate?
It takes forever and a day when karma gets in late.

Dear O's

If you like cancer but do not like cancer patients with their accessible medications, bribe your politicians to vote for the TPP.
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Is triangulation or dishonesty a character flaw?
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S.O.P. may look like "mistakes"
But whoa, stop, put on the brakes.
Procedural standards
Cater to the dirty birds.
Rising to do right is for babies and cakes.
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Ciphers within oughts within nothingness within zeroes
Are the inversed reverse of winners and heroes.
Super polls
and
Grouper bowls
Add up to more ads, dears o's.

Outsourced

Laughter is never canned or forced
Since the airs horsed
Around a bit,
While standing in s_it
Reality has been outsourced.