Three Questions

Why do new cons refuse to progress?

Did Netanyahu attend the Colin Powell School of
Drawing and Artful Pastimes?

What year is it?

Or Both

Mitt Romney, an expert at income tax evasion and property tax evasion and wanting to try estate tax evasion too, or a product of affirmative action for the wealthily infirm, or both?

And his hand-picked accomplice, Paul Ryan - a vampire with a weakness for old people's blood, or a fishing teacher with a reel shellfish attitude, or both?

Food

Randi's Mind Expander for today:
http://www.randirhodes.com/main.html
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"Cheater"
Says the Bl Bl Bleater
Sidekicks a bad pun
Into the also run
Half pay for the greened up Greeter
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I was a special enumerator for the man, a g-man for the ages. Oh, the stories I could not tell you. Only your government knows you for sure. I met a wolf in a one-bedroom apartment. I met fat cats who jumped on my back and wouldn't let go. I met people who answered every question before I asked. I met others who answered none, even years later. I met the best and the worst, but mostly the beautiful in between. I saw it all, until my clipboard was retired. How much is a can of that food?

There is a Cut Off Date

Romney's poetry slam bam:
The military, the elderly, children, and the working poor
What a bunch of moochers on life's uphill tour
Nineteen and Forty-Seven percent
Twenty Twelve Eleven and sir bent
It helps US rout out each boor for sure.
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Papyrus = Pah-PIE'-riss
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The approval of Clarence Thomas signaled a backwards turn in the struggle for women's equality.
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Dear MayorahM, We know you really are glad the strike is over. So you celebrate by wasting money. Who is paying for that million dollar ad for you to say something we already knew? Thank you!
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The No ABC's of Romney - None:
He is No Adviser
There is No Brightness
No Class, No Credibility.
He does Not represent the People of the US
or those of the Mormon church.
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2013 Proposal:
When Washington Senators and Representatives leave their government jobs for whatever reason and become bag persons for K Street, their former employer - We the People - will no longer pay their lifetime insurance bills. Yes, Virginia, there is a cut off date.

Which Candidate Said Which

"Mitt Romney is Not the Face of Mormonism" by Gregory A. Prince:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gregory-a-prince-phd/mitt-romney-is-not-the-face-of-mormonism_b_1897404.html
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1. I like how when you inherit your play money, you won't ever get    sucked out of an open airplane window.

2. I like how when I talk to seniors as rich as my mother, they 
   really get how important killing those other old people is to me.

Which candidate said which?

This is So Hard?

Which Presidential candidate said this?
As you know, I schedule things according to the fighting season. I'll criticize anyone with different calendars. But really, how do you know when a war is over? Speaking of how's, how does this sound? "People with more will get less and those with less will get more." Don't you think it has a ring to it? It sounds almost plausible. Maybe I'll keep saying it.
Who said that?
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If corporations are persons who can prey on other persons for the sole purpose of monetary profit, if corporations do toxic chemical experiments on other persons every day in the form of unnecessary drugs, food dyes & additives & absorbed bug sprays, gas engine exhaust, power plants, clothing  made of plastic bottles, returning benzene and formaldehyde to our lives and crystallized bleach to baby bottles, if corporations do all that and so much more - think war, of course they don't care to be held responsible. But do they ever say This is so hard? 

Warning: This Bag is Not a Toy

Mitt "No Food For You!" Romney, and Paul "No Doctors or Meds Either!" Ryan, a.k.a. the candidates, are having lunch at the most expensive restaurant at the People's expense. They said if one of them had to pick up the tab, they would get tranq-ed over at
Chick-Fil-A.
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Aaron Swartz says YES v. U.S. government says NO -
Here is the question:
Should public academic information be available to the public?
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/09/aaron-swartz-felony/
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The Ryan/Romney war plan of personal giving: Even our own children are not too young or too old to sacrifice their lives for our accounts.
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If everyday you give yourself an insulin shot at the kitchen in front of the family and they still don't understand, re-label the word "shot" into "Rex Ten" and nobody will ever again ask what you are doing.
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Warning: This bag is not a toy.

". . . Answer About His Taxes"

"10 Corporate Deadbeats and Slackers":
1.  Exxon Mobil (It claims to be an expert at adapting, maybe it will teach us)
2.  Bank of America (25th richest corporation in the world, cut up those cards)
3.  General Electric (It pays no taxes, it'll have to charge US higher rates though)
4.  Chevron (Remember Condi?)
5.  Boeing (Remember flying?)
6.  Valero Energy (oil oil oil)
7.  Goldman Sachs (18th richest, already infiltrated the White House)
8.  Citigroup (Cut up these cards too)
9.  Conoco Phillips (gas gas gas)
10.Carnival Cruise (Bon voyage!)
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Voting counts.
A vote for a few Republicans frantically gyrating
to the far right of our vision:
A vote for Republican Mitt Romney is a vote for tax breaks for his dancing horse, but no food for the hungry.
A vote for Republican Paul Ryan is a vote for the hypocrisy of Ayn Rand, but no care for the sick and old.
A vote for Republican Scott Brown in Massachusetts is a vote for a Republican with the Rick Santorum view of education, that is, education is to be feared and mocked.
A vote for Republican Tommy Thompson in Wisconsin, the mini-Mitt of business, is a vote for his s.o.p. of failure in job creation and health care.
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This just in:
The Pennsylvania Pa-Tea Partee' Summer Agenda:
1. Cheat, 2. Get caught, 3. Maliciously whine about it, 
4. Call it a day, 5. Fall ideas anyone?
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"10 Questions Romney Should Answer About His Taxes" by Seth Hanlon

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2012/09/21893211/questions-romney-taxes/

A Soliloquy and a Documentary

A soliloquy by Writ Momney, looking in his mirror:
Just look at my skin! I could tell you I'm half Mexican and you'd believe it! I need those votes! Maybe I'm half Mexican and half Black! Yeah, that's it! Look at my skin! I'm half and half! And you'd believe it!
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"Tears of Gaza" documentary by Vibeke Lokkeberg, trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tITfVckNS-o
and
"Tears of Gaza" article about the documentary by Michael Atkinson
http://inthesetimes.com/article/13831/tears_of_gaza/

Jingoes or Jingos?

Which Presidential candidate is not able to think on his feet or speak off the cuff, but is able to stare far far off shore?

Which Vice-Presidential candidate was his high school's "biggest brownnoser", then graduated to become "a militantly non-productive member of society"?

Jingo = one who boasts of his country's preparedness for war; one who favors a blustering foreign policy.
Do Pepperidge Farm and Campbell Soup call themselves jingoes or jingos?

In a Democracy

Dear MayorahM:
   A union buster cannot be a democrat with a new way of doing things unless he is also an oxymoron. Only your barber knows for sure.
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For the most part, we have the right to privacy in the bathroom, except for those times that we don't. We used to have the right to privacy in the bedroom until republicans got all sick and perverted. Those same republicans want secret private meetings for themselves, though, because double standards are cool in a democracy.

"So Much For Freedom"

Why Chicago Teachers Are Striking

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Robert Creamer for BuzzFlash on Truth Out: "Five Reasons We Can't Trust Romney With Our National Security" 
http://www.truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/item/17507-five-reasons-we-can-t-trust-romney-with-our-national-security
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Six minutes and 17 seconds of Matt Farmer, a parent, talking about Chicago Public Schools:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMUboOIQT48
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Agnes Dey sent a sweater vest out to be conserved and embroidered at the Media College and University Store for Smart People. She said smart people are mart people are art people are rt people are t totaling people are people people, and that's where the vest can finally be fixed. Agnes Dey is something else.
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Hypothetically-speaking, which presidential candidate hides his tax returns because he illegally hid money in Switzerland? And which candidate asked for 10 years worth of tax returns from those who wanted to be his running mate? Why stop at double standards, why not triple?

Romney is a Megalomaniac

Megalomaniac = one who is afflicted with a form of mental alienation marked by delusions of greatness.
Romney is a megalomaniac.

Call US

 (Kathleen on the left 1n 1983 with Mom, Kathleen on right as a Mom in 2012)

We've come a long way, Babies

It's been 29 years, that's no maybes

Progress is tough

We'll never have enough

Perhaps one day Mayorahm'll curb his rabies.
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"The Right Wing Machine Behind 'School Choice'"
www.inthesetimes.com/article/13849/the_right_wing_machine_behind_school_choice
by Rachel Tabachnick, In These Times
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Memo to TARP recipients: Get up off that money and do your jobs or get deported to Iceland!

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Romney made his business career out of pushing people into doing the wrong thing and consistently driving up the medical costs of insurance, just to line his pockets. Romney made his political career out of pushing Massachusetts into being the most in-debt state, again just to line his pockets. Romney's personal greed-based careers hurt everyone around him. He did it all by himself, or so he says.

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Reince Priebus and Mitt Romney are bald-faced liars. They willingly manipulate people into danger for their depraved desires.

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If an "idiot" is an utterly foolish person, all id at the level of a 3 or 4 year old, with no self-control, today I charge Romney and Priebus with being idiots.

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Barely legitimate bi-peds

Inbred to become declasse' insteads

Lentil spud burgers

Mental dud burgers

Rarely a good thought in their incredibly lead heads.

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It's the cons. It's the old cons and the new cons hustling for some green. A couple of years ago they stole my spleen. It's the cons alright.

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If you suffered death, you may be eligible for a rebate coupon. Call US.

  

Florida To Restart Their Voter Purge

Florida to restart their voter purge:
http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/09/12/839261/exclusive-florida-to-restart-voter-purge-prior-to-presidential-election/?mobile=nc

Believe It!

http://www.randirhodes.com/main.html#ixzz26HYcBWnM
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Mitt Romney is a real _ssh_l_, a dangerous troublemaker, and a divider. Do we want or need him anywhere near government or even a tv camera?
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Terry Jones is a "pastor" of his sect. He is a hawk of hate. Besides holy books, he hates the mayor of Gainesville Florida. Jones really likes hate and he really likes child pornography. He is not welcome almost everywhere.
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First, put people into homes with payments they cannot afford. Second, take the homes away from those same people. Third, tell them if they want higher self-esteem for themselves and better test scores for their children, they should be home owners.
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From the Ryan/Romney Teamitt:
We can short-change it!
We can strange, pre-arrange the derange, and mange it!
That's who we are!
Believe it!

Three Squeezes

If the Kochs' relocation voyage to Mars is out,
what planet is part of their plan b?
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From Occupied Chicago Tribune: "4 reasons Chicago teachers are on strike"
http://occupiedchicagotribune.org/2012/09/four-reasons-chicagos-teachers-are-on-strike/
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Can a student who never applied himself memorize a whole
bunch-o-stuff in 3 weeks, or should he have his life coach do it?
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When you are clueless, burned out, and at the end of your rope, you are the luckiest s.o.b. in the whole world if you have a life coach to squeeze your knee.
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Three squeezes are probably the limit:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/09/romneys-wife-to-stand-next-to-him-at-debates.html

Religious Gold

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Hi. We are the Romney/Ryan Scavenger Service. When we smell Joe America, a.k.a. Global George Zimmerman, weak and bleeding on the side of the road, there we will be. Well, not me because I picked out rich parents and an expensive shirt to wear. It'll be one or more of our employees who do the actual work. We built it ourselves by hiring 1 jackal, 1 hyena, 24 ticks, and 3 sharks in case of rain. We trained them to do their gleaning work right after bringing me every ripped out pocket and every single shiny object on or near the roadkill.
Joe America needs me!
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Market bares Empty chairs Nonsense dares Constant glares Pulled hairs Back to your lairs Don't ride the mares Switching pairs Intrusive stares Expensive unfairs Hawk somebody else's wares
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What country is a military empire that loves freedom so much, it will invade anywhere anytime in the name of democratic oil, diamond mine republics, and religious gold?


 

Dues are Due

Coal miners get dirty. Mine owners are dirty.
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If you got a brand new puppy, would you feel guilty for leaving it home alone because society told you to feel guilty or because you are a human with feelings?
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In the new post-modern post-millenium world, a college-educated woman can pretend that physical attachment and biology have no emotional effect on her because she has a plan to disregard it.
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"You guys are actually DEvolving."
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Sparin' Cane and his tv arch enemy, Spill Bane, are trying out for the same role. Uh, oh.
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Ron Day Voo has an appointment with Miss Adventure.
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Time to dig up your dangerous PCB's and return them to their rightful owners.
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http://seattletimes.com/html/ricksteveseurope/2019064465_websteves04.html
Rick Steves in Prague
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Your Polly Merrick Residue dues are due.

An Ounce of Snow Leopards

If one scruple is equal to 20 plump grains of wheat, and if a scruple is also equal to thoughtful hesitation due to the presence of one's conscience, how many scruples make up an ounce of prevention or an ounce of snow leopards?

Call US in the Morning

 Call US in the morning!

 

MayorahM, shut up, sit down, listen
 http://truth-out.org/opinion/item/11365-selling-the-soul-of-public-education
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"Americans united in their alarm about the
 destructive consequences of our country's runaway militarism."
http://comehomeamerica.us/


Nuns on the Bus

Super PACs are ingenious money-laundering operations.
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Harry Reid at the 2012 Democratic National Convention:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-kVV017OV4
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Make it in America.
Bake a cake in America.
For land and lakes' sake in America.
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Yes we can! Maybe probably tomorrow!
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs' Rules:
http://www.ncisfanwiki.com/page/NCIS%3A+Gibbs+Rules
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Buns on the bus
The ones with no fuss
Answering a call
Fun loving US all
Our nuns on the bus.

"Young ears listen in as . . ."

Dear Liza, Charles, and Sam Ryan,
Your father shows US all it is okay to lie every day about something. Isn't he special? Aren't we?
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"Young ears listen in as pols play with the truth" by Rex W. Huppke, first 3 lines:
Dishonesty trickles down.
If you don't believe that, lie to your child. Then set your watch and see how long before the child is lying back to you. 
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/careers/ct-talk-huppke-political-distortions-20120904,0,6784760.column

A Great Labor Day!

Whoever has been giving 7 year old "Honey Boo Boo" Mountain Dew and Red Bull should be arrested for child abuse.
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Steven Koch is retiring from Credit Suisse - the 14th richest corporation in the entire world - to become the new deputy mayor of Chicago. What is in it for him and his clan? Who will make all the privatized money off more more more advertising and off Midway Airport and off who knows what else? The new way of messages is: unions are not people, but corporations are. MayorahM stands shoulder to shoulder with the Kochs (in case you were wondering why MayorahM works against the unions), saying don't let it be our last and have a great Labor Day!

Medicare For ALL!

Great news about torture being cool! Thanks for the shame, Injustice!
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Once upon a time, the C.R.U.D. - the Cannibalistic Republican Underground Dwellers - disappeared President Writ Momney because nobody liked him anyway. The new President, Raul Pie-In, got pretty excited. He had his first wife committed to an institution for the permanently mid-western so that he could enter the dynasty and marry the lovely widow, Babzy Brier. She was a dominatrix just like his mentor Ayn Rand. The marriage lasted until Babzy layed her last egg underground, thereby giving Raul permission to pass his legacy on to one of the newer cons. They all lived ever after. -The End-
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LAW =  Rule for the worker bees, the working poor,
           those who bring home unlivable wages

ANARCHY = State of society without Government or Law

GOVERNMENT = The great American experiment to see how many pols can fit on the head of a Bob McDonnell probe
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Lying does matter. Liars are cowardly losers who can only win by cheating. Do we want to vote for the worst of US who lie?
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Medicare for ALL!

Whose $$$ Is It?

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Are journalists and reporters eating too much tranquilized chicken? Are the rest of US?
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Have you heard that Reince Priebus and Scott Walker were first
found as matching cookbookends on an unused shelf in the
Kochs' sub-basement? Have you heard that their favorite stage
roles are as "Brandon Shaw" and "Phillip Morgan", and their
favorite rolls are underdone?
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Mr Romney? Did you ever, ever build anything from nothing
and all by yourself?

Not really. Sounds great though, doesn't it?

Mr. Romney, are you a bishop in your church?

. . . . . yes.

Are you ashamed, or may we talk about it?

No and no.

Why is everything a secret with you?

My family has led a secretive life ever since John Huntsman's
and my greatest gramps picked out his first wife.

Why the secrets about your political and business careers?

My methods would be misunderstood and used against me.
I wouldn't have a chance.

So you lie about everything all of the time?

. . . . . I'll get back to you on that.

Sir, how would you like to end this interview?

I would like to say that I am religiously free enough to invade
any and every country of my choosing.

Thank you, Sir. I would like to end with a question for US
to ponder: Without getting specific or asking for details,
where do you think the funding comes from for the social
programs you want to cut or abolish? We know the money
did not come from you or your taxes. Whose $$$ is it?