O-Bomb's Tether

See this pic of puppies?

Yeah.

It is proof that puppies come from Jupiter.

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They said they pieced it all together
So they tickled themselves with a feather
Beefed up the chickens
Divied up the pickin's
And monetized the O-Bomb's tether.

Enlightenment

Using the false logic of 1 + 2 = 5:
1. The US government/corporation uses chemicals as weapons.
2. Chemicals as weapons were used in Syria last week.
5. The US government/corporation was in Syria last week.
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It is weird that Steve Lonegan wants to peer into Cory Booker's bedroom. Doesn't Steve have a life of his own?
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Mr. Cardinal George: I volunteered for the job to judge all who are not me. Sure, according to what my brain tells me, it is unnatural for me to be unmarried. Look at all the pedophiles. Remind me again why I should not judge others.

US: Mr. Cardinal George, do some research. Yes, marriage was invented by people. We continue to pray for your enlightenment. 

Scripted Nudges to Wield

Maiming takes work
Everywhere they lurk
The inimical
Chemical
Monsanto and Merck
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J Rob works against you and me and Bob
While he makes nice with an ancient corn cob
Mind the off-stage cues
And remove each of your shoes
Keep in superior step with a sole-less gob.
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The fourth region of Netherly Island
Turned a few tricks from mouth to hand
Diabolically fiendishly
Slippery queen fishily
Speculated laughter and its all canned.
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He never asked for directions. Sometimes he wore a baseball cap and walked South. Sometimes he wore a beret and walked North. When he wore his hat backwards, he walked backwards. We watched him until his hat floated. He should have walked West, young man.
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Ongoing yet unsealed
Prop kids as shield
Stump the road
Break every code
Scripted nudges to wield.

That is Inexcusable

This just in from the U.S. government:

The indiscriminate slaughter of civilians, the killing of women and children and innocent bystanders by chemical weapons and drones is a moral obscenity that the U.S. government owns. We do not like other people stealing our ways. That is inexcusable.

Make a Salad Instead

"Snowden: UK government now leaking documents about itself" by Glenn Greenwald, The Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/23/uk-government-independent-military-base
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"NSA Bugged the United Nations" by Christina Warren, Mashable (via Der Spiegel)
http://mashable.com/2013/08/25/nsa-bugged-un/
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Diversions, nudges, and distractions are more preferable to the U.S. government than controlling its behavior.
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They told him Blagoveshchensk to Springfield was 1% walkable. He tried it, and they were right.
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This just in:
The U.S. government says there is very little doubt it is too early to make assumptions. So it will make a salad instead.

Fracking Pipes

President Boots on the Ground Gitmo Fan
Sold his kids' futures because he can
His principles
Our principals
The elephant express in a rusty old van.
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For a few days, Heist can be seen for free - Heist-the movie dot com
http://heist-themovie.com/
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Frackers are unwilling to spend 3 more pennies to use recycled water, and so . . .
"Fracking Vs. The Drought: They Call It Texas Tea, But You Can't Drink Oil" by Joe Romm, Think Progress
http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2013/08/12/2453731/fracking-drought-they-call-it-texas-tea-but-you-cant-drink-oil/
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When gutter snipes order 7-level wipes
And hang around with prostitutional types
Be the good ducks
Free the food trucks
Stuff your gripes into fracking pipes.

That's Why


The United States Constitution

v

The Corporate National "Security" Administration

 

One of them is a crime and the other is our Constitution.

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Reporters Without Borders
http://en.rsf.org/
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King Ghidorah is what happens when 3 governments - U.S., Saudi, and British - hold hands and dance in the moonlight while Germany and Sweden watch from behind some trees. Then somebody comes up with chemical weapons, real or not.  Otherwise, why bother dancing?

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Noxious

Underachievers

Dissipate

Global

Economy

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Every day, children of politicians decide between being honest and trustworthy or being like their parents.

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If anyone who isn't wealthy could get 35 years in prison for exposing criminals and bruising their tender feelings, how much time should a person get for exposing a covert CIA agent and putting her in real danger?

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President Obama now finds he is too phony to fit back into the old neighborhood and will never be fully accepted by the inner circle of posh crooks. He intends to become a talker for dollars. The same theme will run through his talks - how to take an ax to the Constitution and keep on smiling. We wish him well.
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MayorahM, as a tool for the useless, wants school children to understand why he deliberately put them into more danger on his "front line." He would rather unnecessarily spend money on McCormack Place and Navy Pier and North Michigan Avenue and blame pensioners. That's why.

Gave the Bird

"Uncontrolled by FISA court, NSA commits thousands of privacy violations per year" by RT.com
http://rt.com/usa/nsa-thousands-privacy-violations-report-553/
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Which convicted felons want to be sent far far away so their children will never be able to see their faces?
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Since the 1.3 billion dollars in "military aid to Egypt" is really US corporate welfare and never leaves the United States (with the exception of the offshore hoarding accounts of those corporations), the so-called aid will never stop.
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Untrustworthy tools
And ghoulish fools
Balance
On a valance
As the dishwasher drools.
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This just in from the US clown government:
Now that airport shoes are no longer terrorizing their own potential, clowns in the know will tell women what fashion is and what size purse is an inch too large. You can thank somebody later.
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Walton Pritzker Koch the third
Cut the cheese and tossed the curd
Dairy maids
Wearing braids
Unzipped their skirts and gave the bird.

Place a Bet

Pirate Browser - a browsing tool to help people get around censorship
http://piratebrowser.com/
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Has the TSA jobbed out its frisking and generalized probing chores to private corporations? Are any of them corrupted or twisted?
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The Sherman Anti Trust Act (July 1890)
in conjunction with
the Clayton Anti Trust Act (Oct 1914)
in conjunction with
the Federal Trade Commission (1914)
still applies today (Aug 2013)
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We are living with the Reagan/Bush debt
30 plus years and it isn't over yet
Losers always cheat
Their petri dish puppet meat
Pick the last crook standing. Pool time, place a bet.

Gaming For Dociles

"The Health Dangers of Artificial Sweeteners"
from the Global Healing Center
http://www.globalhealingcenter.com/nutrition/artificial-sweeteners
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"Priebus thinks he owns the circus. But, in reality, he doesn't even control the clowns." from Roger Simon
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Dear John Oliver,
   Thank you! I love your heart for politics and the way you express yourself on the subject. I love your kind-hearted and generous enthusiasm for the guests and their work. No disrespect intended,
but still, when will September 3rd get here?
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Rand Paul is slick, used car salesman slick. He will fill a minute with
so many words that sound as if there is important meaning buried somewhere within. But if you try to make any sense of his words in reality, you cannot. The man is a master of deflection and diversion. He is a used car salesman, preacher man, and smoooooth politician, all rolled into one unctuous package.
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Fossils profiteering from fossils
Smooth sails giving them jostles
Monsters feed
No matter the need
Daily meds gaming for dociles.

Don't Harsh Our Techno Buzz

When the overseas job creators began a long war against their discarded workers, the rest of US must have been out to lunch. When the overseas job creators began to leave behind children of the workers and monetize all aspects of the young people, we must have been stuck in traffic. When the overseas job creators began to break US down to the last Roosevelt dime, we started to think maybe something was going on. Don't harsh our techno buzz.

A Cold Day in Hell

Dear "Damascus Michael" Sneed,
Peace doves we always need
Don't be an elephant: we won't forget
Invasions are not our best bet yet
50+ years should make you kinder, we plead.
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re: Theater of the Absurd
The President thinks his speech struck a nice
balance between hot air and a cold day in hell.

Please Hang Up

Dream State of the US Surveillance State

Citizens arrest corporate banksters for fictionalizing business
with play money and kites.

Citizens arrest corporate media for contributing to our plight
of their blights.

Federal criers are liars,

Putting out fires with pliers.

Citizens arrest corporate politicians for their desecration
of human rights.

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Edward Snowden did a tremendous service for the citizens of the world by helping US all learn something. Corporate politicians get so angry when they are caught with their proverbial pants down, don't they? So then the politicians say Snowden is not a patriot, is not a whistleblower, is not a hero to more than half of the country.
Words are words. Liars lie.

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Will Congress vote 10, 20, 30 or 40 times until the "NSA" corporate spying program is defunded? Doubtful. Would Congress rather vote against people and their health insurance 41 or 51 or 61 times? Probably.

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The Continuous and Ongoing Secret Secrets Department. How may we help?

 

Hello. I have 2 questions. First, is my call right this minute, one of the 30 billion digi-bits being pooper-scoopered as I speak? And second, can I get a copy for my scrapbook?

 

Yes and no. You have reached a number that is no longer in service. Please hang up.

Drone Strikes

From Ladar Levison, a man with a conscience and scruples, owner of Lavabit - an encrypted email service based in Dallas: ". . . I would strongly recommend against anyone trusting their private data to a company with physical ties to the United States."
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ALEC really is "Corporate America's Trojan Horse in the States"
http://www.alecwatch.org/
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O G U C & I C BP Kills
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Janet Yellen ain't no mellon

Larry Summers is his haughty hummers.
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Newt held a thank you lunch for his fake Twitter fans
and nobody came!
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President Obama has several strikes against his record.
How many of them are drone strikes?

Bernie Sanders Of Course

More than 20 years ago, Bill and Hillary helped move the Democratic party into corporate bribe-taking mode in order for it to become interchangable with the dying (g)OP. Thank you so much and let's do it again real soon.
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Gooster talk
Rooster walk
Mutt
Strut
Booster hawk.
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I'm the boss of the world. I'm the boss of the world. I refuse to lead by example. grrr. If I go to Sweden, that should put the fear of God into somebody. Yeah, Sweden. grrr. They're wrong. I am not a lap man. Too tall. grrr. Close the curtain!

BERNIE SANDERS

OF COURSE

Time to Close Guantanamo

This just in from President BHO: There are times where I slip back into bully thinking and a bully mentality. Even so, I strike a nice balance between doing nothing about nothing and doing nothing about everything. Then I talk, and who can tell the difference?
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The keystone of the refreshing kochs fell right through their divine sensibilities and is now concealed in ALEC's dark recesses.
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Probably George Jr. is busy for the next few days, and maybe Dick is too. Maybe they are both looking the other way and won't be embarrassed. Maybe this a good time to close Guantanamo.

Already Extinct

"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter." Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Falcon
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If sabotage = malicious injury to work, tools, machinery, business, or any underhanded interference with production of business - then the Republican party is guilty of sabotage. If the formerly grand, but now just old party, the (g)OP, currently exists only to obstruct the President, rather that do its job and uphold the common good of We the People - then it is already extinct.

Clubs Are Real

President: I strike a nice balance between Monday through Friday casual and aimless weekends. As a word-walker on the tightrope of political rhetoric, I also strike a nice balance with a soft tap tap in the White House window.

Journalist: Whatever that meant, Sir, it had a nice sound. I will ask you once again. Why isn't George Bush in prison,
instead of Bradley Manning?

President:  I belong to the coolest club. I don't want to mess that up. Justice is just a word, but clubs are real.  

A Paper Towel

Ridiculous farces
Mind their parses
Breathe and lie
Cry and deny
Cover mostly absurd arses.
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Making its name by turning its back on its fellow citizens, Pritzker and WalMart became the Rekztirp TramLaw Unholy Alliance. It coagulates around its hatred of workers and their communities. When workers bond with other workers to protect themselves against slow death, the unholy alliance ratchets up its hate. That is okay with the alliance and politicians on the take.
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Watch out Peace! The Fist of Democracy wants liquid fossils, and it wants them yesterday.
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This is a short story about San Diego mayor, Bob Filner, who was hatched out of a pod. He never had a caregiver/life coach. He just had the vegetable drawer and a paper towel. -the end-

Infamous Patriot Act

This just in: Local color alerts became global corporate alerts when prestidigitation alone wouldn't do. Dangerous is as dangerous does.
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Questions that may come to mind while watching political pole dancers:

Is truth disgraceful? Are reality checks really slaps in the face? If someone is dishonest and it is revealed to the public, is that your twist of the proverbial knife? Is good leadership a poke in the eye? Why only one eye? Is it a disappointment when someone won't be bullied? What's with all the slapping, twisting, poking, and disappointment anyway? If DeNial is not a river in Egypt, is DeRail an extortion move in the BS game of summits and dad gummits? Has "austerity" contributed to child prostitution and adult suicides? Will we honestly revisit sections 215 (http://www.aclu.org/free-speech-national-security-technology-and-liberty/reform-patriot-act-section-215) and/or 584 of the infamous Patriot Act?

Edward Has Left The Building

Are you extremely disappointed in the Scrotum Search and the Gitmo Massage and the sexual assault in Guantanamo? Are you extremely disappointed in the US government-sanctioned abuse? Are you extremely disappointed that the US government endangered itself and the rest of US by hiring an incompetent private corporation to illegally snoop on the entire world?
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TAD, tyrant, autocrat, and despot, got a bruise on his little finger while searching for his autographed copy of "Dictators are People Too." He is going to call a private ambulance.
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Dear US Government:
   If you behave yourself and obey the law and have some respect for the Constitution, you will not become embarrassed and will not get the urge to hurt people. We hope.
Love, one of the people
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Edward has left the building.