The Occupied Chicago Tribune - http://occupiedchicagotribune.org/2012/05/the-chicago-tribune-tries-to-take-our-website/ - the Trib tries to take over a website
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Is the Florida governor sad that losers can only win by cheating?
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Is Mark Kirk sad that he gave himself a divorce for his 50th birthday?
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Is the Pope sad that his hats are not big enough or fancy enough?
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Is Scott Walker sad that as the best of the (g)OP, he is the worst of everybody else?
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Bubba, Missy Pooh, Baby Cakes, and Sweetie Pie
Took a trip to C P Central, doin' the buy and bye
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Is Mitt Romney sad that he has no beliefs other than a belief in lying?
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Adjusted, I just did
Hijo, the e-hoe
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Is the electric company sad that it lost 35% of its enthusiasm for wind and solar profits?
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Go Away!
"Dissecting the GOP Brain" by Theo Anderson
http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/13172/dissecting_the_gop_brain/
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Dear Vatican,
re: The Vatican last month accused the leading organization of US nuns, the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, of focusing too much on social justice issues such as poverty and not enough on abortions, gay marriage and euthanasia.
You are full of hate, but it is not too late to become Christian.
Try it. Love, Me
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-catholicchurch-nunsbre84n1eq-20120524,0,899081.story
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Harry's Law had the largest audience of any of the scripted shows on that particular channel. The sole problem is age discrimination. The average viewer age was 61.7 years, and that is not permitted.
If you cannot be younger than 55, go away!
http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/13172/dissecting_the_gop_brain/
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Dear Vatican,
re: The Vatican last month accused the leading organization of US nuns, the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, of focusing too much on social justice issues such as poverty and not enough on abortions, gay marriage and euthanasia.
You are full of hate, but it is not too late to become Christian.
Try it. Love, Me
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-catholicchurch-nunsbre84n1eq-20120524,0,899081.story
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Harry's Law had the largest audience of any of the scripted shows on that particular channel. The sole problem is age discrimination. The average viewer age was 61.7 years, and that is not permitted.
If you cannot be younger than 55, go away!
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Aryan Carrion v Marian Ovarian
Dear Refreshing Kochs, Thank you so much for the Washington DC robo-call from the tea party. It asked us to help protect your governor in Wisconsin. If he is afraid to do the time, he shouldn't have done the crime. Have a great day, a Neighbor
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I heard there is a lady named Phyllis Schafly who appears to be alive today, yet she was here to greet Christopher Columbus way back when, because her family were never immigrants. They were always here, always b*tch*ng about the next generation, always hating newcomers and their families, always trying to be exclusive and elite but never quite making it. Why all the hate, Phyllis?
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Dear person taking both Adderall and Temazepam, One is for your narcolepsy and the other is for your insomnia. Right away, it fails to make healthy sense. Adderall is also for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity, such as forgetting what you are doing and chasing after someone to kill them. Obviously, it doesn't work. Temazepam is for short term use only while being closely monitored. Obviously, that never happened. Both drugs have high potential for abuse, especially by people with a history of drug and/or alcohol dependence, people who are emotionally unstable - such as those who kill for no reason, and people with severe personality disorders who kill for no reason. If the shoe fits, zimmerman.
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Ticks peddling old shticks
Chicks hitting the bricks
Who should win
Zaagbok or Finn
It is wiser to make your own picks
re:
Aryan Carrion v Marian Ovarian
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I heard there is a lady named Phyllis Schafly who appears to be alive today, yet she was here to greet Christopher Columbus way back when, because her family were never immigrants. They were always here, always b*tch*ng about the next generation, always hating newcomers and their families, always trying to be exclusive and elite but never quite making it. Why all the hate, Phyllis?
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Dear person taking both Adderall and Temazepam, One is for your narcolepsy and the other is for your insomnia. Right away, it fails to make healthy sense. Adderall is also for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity, such as forgetting what you are doing and chasing after someone to kill them. Obviously, it doesn't work. Temazepam is for short term use only while being closely monitored. Obviously, that never happened. Both drugs have high potential for abuse, especially by people with a history of drug and/or alcohol dependence, people who are emotionally unstable - such as those who kill for no reason, and people with severe personality disorders who kill for no reason. If the shoe fits, zimmerman.
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Ticks peddling old shticks
Chicks hitting the bricks
Who should win
Zaagbok or Finn
It is wiser to make your own picks
re:
Aryan Carrion v Marian Ovarian
Friday, May 18, 2012
Do It
The grossest of the gross 144 are in the midst of a global coup, so try very hard not to bother them or mess with their minds.
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Leave it to Germany to promote austerity, severity, rigidity, and strictness for the People. And for the military? Gentleness, kindness, peace and quiet, and of course, most of the money.
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Dear Businessmen:
re: Brunei Burma
Show your loyalty to petroleum and natural gas, the fossil fuels of the past. Show your loyalty to the 5th richest nation. Invest! Invest! Put your money where the money already is in abundance. Give it to the rich. Be loyal to dinosaurs. Give your money to Brunei Burma. Do it.
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Leave it to Germany to promote austerity, severity, rigidity, and strictness for the People. And for the military? Gentleness, kindness, peace and quiet, and of course, most of the money.
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Dear Businessmen:
re: Brunei Burma
Show your loyalty to petroleum and natural gas, the fossil fuels of the past. Show your loyalty to the 5th richest nation. Invest! Invest! Put your money where the money already is in abundance. Give it to the rich. Be loyal to dinosaurs. Give your money to Brunei Burma. Do it.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
TPP - Reinvesting in "America"
First, power rates may surge because the companies do not pay their fair share and their profits are not quite obscenely enormous yet.
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Second, Joe Ricketts, a man who used to claim to be a taxpayer against earmarks, a man who used to be on the board of the American Enterprise Institute, a man who spent a ton of money to defeat Harry Reid and failed, a man of the bushes and cheneys and gingriches and boltons, well, he is looking to go back in time to whine and rewhine about Rev Wright, and he is looking for a black man, the darker the better, to spread lies and more lies about Barack Obama. Does Ricketts have rickets of the brain pan?
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Third, think about the TPP, the Trans Pacific Partnership having 600 corporate advisers, but it is all secret (shades of cheney). You and I may not know about it. They want us to pay for it, not know about it, shut up and pay for it.
When you hear "reinvest in America", think of the "America" part as really being Australia, Brunei, Chile, Malaysia, New Zealand, Peru, Singapore, VietNam, and maybe the US, with Canada, Japan, and Mexico waiting to come aboard.
Think about drug and food safety thrown out the window. Think about drug patents extended beyond 20 years and into perpetuity. Think about generic drugs going the way of the food and drug safety. Think about the cost of drugs and more more more profit. Ah, those last 3 sentences told the real reason for the TPP formation. Think about so many more jobs leaving US.
Thanks, Barack. It really pays to be bribed by the drug corporations. The TPP - reinvesting in "America".
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Second, Joe Ricketts, a man who used to claim to be a taxpayer against earmarks, a man who used to be on the board of the American Enterprise Institute, a man who spent a ton of money to defeat Harry Reid and failed, a man of the bushes and cheneys and gingriches and boltons, well, he is looking to go back in time to whine and rewhine about Rev Wright, and he is looking for a black man, the darker the better, to spread lies and more lies about Barack Obama. Does Ricketts have rickets of the brain pan?
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Third, think about the TPP, the Trans Pacific Partnership having 600 corporate advisers, but it is all secret (shades of cheney). You and I may not know about it. They want us to pay for it, not know about it, shut up and pay for it.
When you hear "reinvest in America", think of the "America" part as really being Australia, Brunei, Chile, Malaysia, New Zealand, Peru, Singapore, VietNam, and maybe the US, with Canada, Japan, and Mexico waiting to come aboard.
Think about drug and food safety thrown out the window. Think about drug patents extended beyond 20 years and into perpetuity. Think about generic drugs going the way of the food and drug safety. Think about the cost of drugs and more more more profit. Ah, those last 3 sentences told the real reason for the TPP formation. Think about so many more jobs leaving US.
Thanks, Barack. It really pays to be bribed by the drug corporations. The TPP - reinvesting in "America".
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Make Him Proud
Who is more handsome on the outside than 2 centuries worth of First Ladies, who filled his empty insides with bribe money from Wall St. and the opposite of love, who had 1 mom, 1 dad, 2 stepmoms, 2 stepdads, is kind of messed up, and is being groomed as the future DC puppet in the window?
Scott Philip Brown
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Scott Philip Brown
From a different town
Feels his crown
Slipping way down
Past his frown
To the neck of his gown
Bestowing a new renown
As a wall street clown.
Scott Philip Brown
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Scott Philip Brown
From a different town
Feels his crown
Slipping way down
Past his frown
To the neck of his gown
Bestowing a new renown
As a wall street clown.
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Coal, Oil, Gas, and Drug Muggers
Guess who cannot see beyond the preference at the end of his nose?
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Guess who gave Bristol the magpie gene.
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Guess which one is a veteran now in politics, and which one is a tea party actor who is unable to successfully manage his own private financial obligations. We'll call one "D" and one "W" and this was their debate:
D - Banks should stop sitting on the $$$ they got from taxpayers and start loaning it out for start-ups and expansions. They act as if it is their money. Job creating should become a positive action rather than empty words.
W - I will not speak of the gigantic elephant, the Pentagon, in the room. Rather, I choose to talk about doubling college students' interest rates - because of the hugeness of the money that will bring in, and I talk about destroying Medicare, and giving more tax breaks to the wealthy, and most of all, telling myself to get out of the way of the pentagon, and the coal, oil, gas, and drug muggers.
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Guess who gave Bristol the magpie gene.
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Guess which one is a veteran now in politics, and which one is a tea party actor who is unable to successfully manage his own private financial obligations. We'll call one "D" and one "W" and this was their debate:
D - Banks should stop sitting on the $$$ they got from taxpayers and start loaning it out for start-ups and expansions. They act as if it is their money. Job creating should become a positive action rather than empty words.
W - I will not speak of the gigantic elephant, the Pentagon, in the room. Rather, I choose to talk about doubling college students' interest rates - because of the hugeness of the money that will bring in, and I talk about destroying Medicare, and giving more tax breaks to the wealthy, and most of all, telling myself to get out of the way of the pentagon, and the coal, oil, gas, and drug muggers.
Friday, May 11, 2012
Gene Pool
If a money handling group is no longer high quality management and is no longer well run and is no longer #6 of the gross 144, oh well.
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Skank Pranks Crank Blanks Yank Wanks Rank Tanks
Sank Banks Frank Stanks Lank Thanks Hank Planks
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Skank Pranks Crank Blanks Yank Wanks Rank Tanks
Sank Banks Frank Stanks Lank Thanks Hank Planks
Thursday, May 10, 2012
"Center For somebody's Individual Freedom"
CFsIF has a big cur fuffle
Something to do with a fig in her ruffle
So Sneaky Pete
Hides behind a peeky sheet
And gives US a gig and a twirl in a duffle.
Something to do with a fig in her ruffle
So Sneaky Pete
Hides behind a peeky sheet
And gives US a gig and a twirl in a duffle.
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Who?
Who would vote for the republic party?
1. College students who use their inherited wealth to pay for school and carpet squares.
2. Women who use their inherited wealth to get hassle-free abortions and birth control that won't kill them.
3. Senior adults who use their inherited wealth to get chauffeured to the voting booth, then out to lunch, then back for a nap.
4. Men who use their inherited wealth to purchase body parts and silent partners.
5. People who use their inherited wealth to get lobotomies and recommend them to their friends.
6. White elephants and those from other planets who use their inherited wealth to buy fake id's.
7. David Vitter's prostitutes, and are they the same as the secret service prostitutes?
How many people is that?
One thousand and six, if you don't count their dogs.
Who?
1. College students who use their inherited wealth to pay for school and carpet squares.
2. Women who use their inherited wealth to get hassle-free abortions and birth control that won't kill them.
3. Senior adults who use their inherited wealth to get chauffeured to the voting booth, then out to lunch, then back for a nap.
4. Men who use their inherited wealth to purchase body parts and silent partners.
5. People who use their inherited wealth to get lobotomies and recommend them to their friends.
6. White elephants and those from other planets who use their inherited wealth to buy fake id's.
7. David Vitter's prostitutes, and are they the same as the secret service prostitutes?
How many people is that?
One thousand and six, if you don't count their dogs.
Who?
North Carolina is hereby banned by me
from performing marriages of any kind ever.
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This is the story of
the Irreverent Rich Meadowed Son of a Rock.
It is not pretty.
His mother dropped him off at Grandma's
for a temporary time out.
Then she dropped dad off
for a permanent time out.
And then she found him
a new dad.
But in the mean time that was
so mean and too long in his mind,
he was forced to be at the
very same slave plantation
that was a part of their
family history.
You would expect
him to be a hater of women.
He is.
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"Evidence of a party beyond redemption"
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This just in:
Romney took credit for
today's sunrise!
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Coumadin Works, Pradaxa Kills
About these 2 blood thinners:
Coumadin (warfarin) has been here since 1954. It works!
Pradaxa (dabigatron) has been here since Ocober of 2010.
It kills people!
The company admits to 400 deaths worldwide in only a year and a half, so it is probably responsible for more like 4000 deaths by Pradaxa.
Australia, New Zealand, and Japan said no to Pradaxa.
The US FDA says yes to bribery and Pradaxa.
Coumadin works, Pradaxa kills.
Coumadin (warfarin) has been here since 1954. It works!
Pradaxa (dabigatron) has been here since Ocober of 2010.
It kills people!
The company admits to 400 deaths worldwide in only a year and a half, so it is probably responsible for more like 4000 deaths by Pradaxa.
Australia, New Zealand, and Japan said no to Pradaxa.
The US FDA says yes to bribery and Pradaxa.
Coumadin works, Pradaxa kills.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Life is a Circle
We are a group calling ourselves Americans for a Stinkier Tomorrow Today. We want to be strong, you know, strong odor, strong arm with a fist at the end of it, strong box full of treasure and cool secret stuff like coal that will someday be diamonds. Ours! Ours! Our coal!
http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/05/06/478820/obama-swift-boat-veterans-for-a-strong-america/?mobile=nc
What I know about Joel Arends, aka "Veteran(s) for a Strong America", participant in the war on Terra,
the "Strong" in his title means unregulated, he has been preapproved as a liar by Karl Rove, he is a photo op buddy of the Newt, and he works for the refreshing kochs of the "Americans for Prosperity" fame. Life is a circle.
http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/05/06/478820/obama-swift-boat-veterans-for-a-strong-america/?mobile=nc
What I know about Joel Arends, aka "Veteran(s) for a Strong America", participant in the war on Terra,
the "Strong" in his title means unregulated, he has been preapproved as a liar by Karl Rove, he is a photo op buddy of the Newt, and he works for the refreshing kochs of the "Americans for Prosperity" fame. Life is a circle.
Sunday, May 6, 2012
A Sense of Humor
First, "Let's stop kidding ourselves: NATO knows" by John Kass:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0506-20120506,0,6053373.column
and Second, Did Romney equate his own occupation of Disaster Capitalism with regular Business, or is it only about the refreshing kochs, good old blokes, jamokes, and too bad the bushes are not the von bussches, not wanting to be regulated? He does have a sense of humor.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0506-20120506,0,6053373.column
and Second, Did Romney equate his own occupation of Disaster Capitalism with regular Business, or is it only about the refreshing kochs, good old blokes, jamokes, and too bad the bushes are not the von bussches, not wanting to be regulated? He does have a sense of humor.
Friday, May 4, 2012
Rich and Famous
The radical right pretends to be hale and hearty
They'll never make it while global warming makes them all farty
Laughed at worldwide
Quite daft and fear fried
It's the lunatic fringe of the Republic party.
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I'm worried about caucasians and their goats, and they are worried about themselves.
Not me. I am worried about chalkasians, those paler than marshmallows and twice as soft. They and their hoarded items need safety zones with fear fences and house helmets to protect them. I worry that their house helmets will not be big enough for their gigantic heads.
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Who said this? - "There is no doubt that the einsatzgruppen of the Kochs was significant as a force, and caused great damage as carriers of the bacillus of fascism."
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Thanks to the radical gun laws sponsored by the radical group ALEC, zimmerman is now a killer. He continues to invent scenarios that never happened and excuses for the inexcusable because he cannot face the truth of himself. Maybe he could sue ALEC to become rich and famous.
They'll never make it while global warming makes them all farty
Laughed at worldwide
Quite daft and fear fried
It's the lunatic fringe of the Republic party.
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I'm worried about caucasians and their goats, and they are worried about themselves.
Not me. I am worried about chalkasians, those paler than marshmallows and twice as soft. They and their hoarded items need safety zones with fear fences and house helmets to protect them. I worry that their house helmets will not be big enough for their gigantic heads.
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Who said this? - "There is no doubt that the einsatzgruppen of the Kochs was significant as a force, and caused great damage as carriers of the bacillus of fascism."
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Thanks to the radical gun laws sponsored by the radical group ALEC, zimmerman is now a killer. He continues to invent scenarios that never happened and excuses for the inexcusable because he cannot face the truth of himself. Maybe he could sue ALEC to become rich and famous.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Ordered
Shared sacrifice for everybody, except the hog we call the Pentagon! Go team!
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Did Jesus say "Let 'em starve" or was it "Get in the food stamp line behind Ayn Rand"? Let's ask that congressman from Wisconsin, it will be fun to watch him come up with a bogus answer.
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Richie Daley, the R part in the ROB team, wants us to know that for politicians, greed is the prime directive and there is never enough. Besides, voters never remember what the crooks do and November is right around the corner.
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Who would have ever guessed that Mitt is afraid of his "friends" on the right? He'll need more work on the appearance of being presidential.
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Boobs, real boobs, fake boobs, perverted boobs, professional boobs, each one thinking about boobs. The drool cups have been ordered.
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Did Jesus say "Let 'em starve" or was it "Get in the food stamp line behind Ayn Rand"? Let's ask that congressman from Wisconsin, it will be fun to watch him come up with a bogus answer.
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Richie Daley, the R part in the ROB team, wants us to know that for politicians, greed is the prime directive and there is never enough. Besides, voters never remember what the crooks do and November is right around the corner.
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Who would have ever guessed that Mitt is afraid of his "friends" on the right? He'll need more work on the appearance of being presidential.
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Boobs, real boobs, fake boobs, perverted boobs, professional boobs, each one thinking about boobs. The drool cups have been ordered.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Too Crooked to Fail
A crooked bank
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/bank-of-america-too-crooked-to-fail-20120314
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Wild Boar To the Core Douche D'or Through the Floor Frost of Hoar Clean up that Lore Tell US More
Neither Nor Either Or It's Going to Pour Hear the Roar OK to Soar We Ripped and Tore Rich Peoples' War Democracy of Yore
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The hoariness of DC
In the fall, winter, and spring
Requires tools, bags of t,
And the merciless of Ming
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/bank-of-america-too-crooked-to-fail-20120314
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Wild Boar To the Core Douche D'or Through the Floor Frost of Hoar Clean up that Lore Tell US More
Neither Nor Either Or It's Going to Pour Hear the Roar OK to Soar We Ripped and Tore Rich Peoples' War Democracy of Yore
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The hoariness of DC
In the fall, winter, and spring
Requires tools, bags of t,
And the merciless of Ming
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
That
Self-elevated to 3 labels above superior,
Self-exalted in the pomposity of false pride,
And self-extrapolating his odds while wearing
a magnificently white stuffed shirt,
Mitt took a truffle break.
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Dear refreshing kochs, If traitors are people who betray their obligation to our society's government by betraying workers, women, students, the elderly, the sick, voters, and everyone in between, there are punishments for that. Love, smiley face.
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Prig = tea bag steeped in dignity
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Can someone please give Paul Ryan some dignity by shutting off his microphone? Thank you.
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Is anyone doing a study to determine which meds and/or sports drinks are causing the brittle bones and tendons of athletes?
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Disloyalty to the law
Is the new millenium pols' biggest flaw
It is the foundation of our house of straw
Causing marathons of clapping rubbed raw
If not for bird flu we'd hear more of a caw
But that would drown out pols of the flapping jaw.
And we can't have that.
Self-exalted in the pomposity of false pride,
And self-extrapolating his odds while wearing
a magnificently white stuffed shirt,
Mitt took a truffle break.
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Dear refreshing kochs, If traitors are people who betray their obligation to our society's government by betraying workers, women, students, the elderly, the sick, voters, and everyone in between, there are punishments for that. Love, smiley face.
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Prig = tea bag steeped in dignity
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Can someone please give Paul Ryan some dignity by shutting off his microphone? Thank you.
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Is anyone doing a study to determine which meds and/or sports drinks are causing the brittle bones and tendons of athletes?
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Disloyalty to the law
Is the new millenium pols' biggest flaw
It is the foundation of our house of straw
Causing marathons of clapping rubbed raw
If not for bird flu we'd hear more of a caw
But that would drown out pols of the flapping jaw.
And we can't have that.
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