Kitchen Too Soon

Kochs went from being kitchen cooks (kochs) to being seeds of destruction in just 7 generations. MayorahM brought one of those seeds with him, or did the seed bring MayorahM? Can you imagine finally having more money than you or your family will ever need, and then using it to hurt others? Evidently, that is what happens when cooks can't take the heat and escape from the kitchen too soon.
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John Kass's column from today:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0229-20120229,0,6970881.column
Was his autobiography entitled
I was Cicero's Bro, But Everyone Called Me Tully?
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Lori Compas announces her candidacy in the recall election against Scott Fitzgerald in Wisconsin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yseKFc4CIlQ

Pay for Prey

Mamm Zell Marsay
Sold a rep on e-bay
Auctioned off in mishigamaa dutch
The take wasn't worth much
What a way to pay for prey

County Quality Control Guy

Cook County, home to Chicago and all of the little et ceteras, sent out new voter cards to be cut out of the mailing itself. The funny part is that the county neglected to mention any new voter card on the other side, and the lines to be cut around the card are of the palest faded blue, hardly noticeable. There were lots of other words, not one word about the new card. We call it passive voter suppression. Who, us? It must have been an "oversight". Gosh, where is that Cook County quality control guy?

Great Candidates, Great Liars, One Slot

One candidate wears 1950's big daddy sweaters and always obeys the former george to comfort himself.
Another candidate wears 2050's broken factory shells and a killer prospectus to comfort himself.
Some other candidate wears today's neckbrace to face forward, away from history books and logical conclusions, to comfort himself.
This is a guessing game because we only have a few facts.
The former george re-introduced torture into our lives, and he really really enjoyed hearing the stories, probably still does. The present president introduced small death squads into our lives, and he really really enjoys the telling of and the taking credit for the stories, probably always will. Both excuse torturers while they punish truth-tellers. Both say one thing out of the sides of their mouths, then do the opposite. Neither has any use for habeas corpus or other necessary tools of Democracy.
The guess in the game is this - Which is the more dangerous?
Great Candidates,
Great Liars,
One Slot
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http://repealpa4.org/RepealPA4.org/Blank.html - Michigan voters work on repeal
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How about a day for education?
http://www.occupyed.org/
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We love you, Lucy Lawless!

A Brain Scan Too

Pols get all medieval on their gas,
So let's exchange fossil fuels for a piece of class.
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The same old liars who always come out of the woodwork to whine for war are doing it again, and with their same old lies. The sameness of it all should be comforting, but it is not.
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Which candidates are practicing idiot savants,
without the savant part to weigh them down?
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Auntie Peeps Act 4 ewe
Next year, single file into the zoo
Shriveled corn stalks to chew
And zero food value stew
Don't forget, your taxes are due
Voting needs 3 ID's and a brain scan too.

Everything We Read.

Going into the state primaries on Tuesday February 28, 2012 and with 103% of the totals in, here are some rounded numbers.
Nationwide, about 3 million republicans have voted so far, with these over the top results, and gosh, they have to be rounded because they don't add up:

Mitt - 40%
Newt - 29%
Rick - 20%
Ron Paul - 12%
"Others" - 2%

That is 103%, and it makes me think

The truth is out there, but we can't believe everything we read.
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Will Michigan voters prove that petitions and voting really do count?

 http://repealpa4.org/RepealPA4.org/Blank.html

Will they repeal the emergency manager "law"?

Will they vote to keep the state senate?

Security or a Good Education

This is another tug of war for top billing story, mostly about Writ Momney and Sick Rantorum, but a couple of bit players out past their bedtime and the perfect write-in candidate are included, for historical accuracy. Regarding Sick and Writ: One is old enough to be himself, hateful as that may be. The other is old enough too, but not brave enough. Which one does not know how many closets he owns, while the other might be in all of them? Which one or both said the following?
Sometimes the people in charge don't get it right. They don't know what they're talking about. That is my clue to volunteer to tell them what to do, totally without being asked. I am entitled to do that, just as the people in charge are entitled to do that and not be overhauled. I can represent oldsters or youngsters with the best and worst of the pols. Neither group - old or young - needs to be coddled with a sense of security or a good education.
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Did Kenneth Parcell rent out his smile for the last "debate"?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6w3s_spyKQ
Oh, Lordy
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http://www.randirhodes.com/main.html
Randi Rhodes turning up our minds

What a CWOC

Bobby Mick Dee, the bent Virginia creeper,
Rented wooden penis probes, they were so much cheaper.
He set up mirrors, then each one could have a peeper.
It's time to try out the cheer leaders. Somebody needs a keeper!
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http://www.army.mil/article/74306/_Kevlar_underpants__protect_pelvic_region/
Above is what we need to protect ourselves against
deviated preverts and their probes.
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Now that Amazon knocked everybody down and climbed to the top of the pile, it is no longer being so nice to distributors or customers. My solution is to kick Amazon to the curb. It takes getting used to, but so what.
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Rick. What a CWOC. Who said this about him? He is a freak and he hates everybody, but it is an honest hatred
(Is that similar to honest rape?)

Protesters, and Policeman Identified

Today's column by Mary Schmich
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-schmich-0222-20120222,0,2111971.column
One paragraph from the above: By going out of bounds, the protesters are telling the power brokers in a palpable way: Your decisions about our schools affect us in our neighborhoods, in the privacy of our homes. See how it feels to have us in your neighborhoods, at your homes.
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Policeman identified as Robert Roche (Oakland Police Dept) in the Scott Olsen incident
http://www.eastbayexpress.com/ebx/cop-identified-in-scott-olsen-incident/Content?oid=3131933

One Big Automatic Spreader

Ironic sarcasm and sarcastic irony are woven into my shock frock as both personal space repellents and teaching tools with little prickers all over them. For Lent, I will give up grabbing the "wrong" ends when defending against ash holes and moles and maybe voles. Is it an honorable Lenten ideal?
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Not cool, but mostly aplomb calmney
As if he never had a moms momney
Never contemplated the kids' promney
While drumbeating the war tomtomney
And hawking the unsmart bombney
He's the mitten man romromney.
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Dear Arizona Book Banner, Please ban ALL of the books, not just some of them. Thank you.
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Hoo hoo wants to give up hating for Lent?
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Once he reads his own biography, Rick Under the Couch, he will begin to comprehend that his attempts to spread it around with manure sticks and a rubber glove, continually fall at least 2 feet short. Perhaps then he can exchange his obsolete tools for one big automatic spreader.

Believers of Us All

Who was seen in the San Diego Zoo last week,
looking for his 4th wife?
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Please reduce Medicaid benefits and please increase your militant budget for more drones and assassination teams, oh, and give yourselves a little something. Thank you.
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The Republican plan to push the People down (somebody give the President a compass, he pretends the direction is up!) while taking away one resource after another, well, it is beautiful and very religious. It makes believers of us all.

Nice Disaster Capitalism Partnership

Yesterday, Richie Daley turned public schools into Disaster
by neglect (witholding $$$).
Today, MayorahM sells off the kids and makes his Capital
(more of that $$$).
Tomorrow, Richie will work on putting coke in baby bottles
($$$ again)
and MayorahM will work on putting koch into babies (oh yeah, $$$).
And another project will be under their belts, with
the added bonus of dissing Brian Piccolo. Who is next?
You know they are proud. Nice Disaster Capitalism partnership!

http://www.piccolo.cps.k12.il.us/ - Piccolo School in Chicago, and

http://www.hullhouse.org/aboutus/history.html - Jane Addams' Hull House in Chicago, a history

Subsidies

That was fantastic manipulation of a nut job
and amazingly expensive police work in Washington DC!
Capitol pride! Overtime! Capitol pride!
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Questions -
Tylenol causes damage to what internal organs?
Do infants have those organs too?
Do the corporations still want to be on welfare?
Do they still want their subsidies?

Before

Above is a rendition of President Obama's
"signing statement"
after he signed
the
National Defense Authorization Act.
Where have we seen a rendition like that before?
And are clean hands the only benefit to being passive aggressive?

For That

If religion = the quest for the values of the ideal life,
involving 3 phases:
the Ideal (love the fetus and the war/hate the humanity),
the Practices for attaining the values of the ideal
(lying, cheating, and stealing), and
the World View relating the quest to the environing universe (everyone is sh*t, with the exception of wealthy white men),
then Republican politicians are guilty of religionism.
Virginia voters know what the punishment is for that.

And Why Not

The suckular agenda of Auntie Religion and her politicians was stolen from somebody else. That's what thieves do.
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Can Dead Eyes Walker steal homeowners' money,
right in front of the camera?
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In November, Virginia voters may be able to approve mandatory penis probes for all men who want to buy and recreation with enhancement drugs. Isn't America great? And why not.

Right, Men?

Dear MayorahM,
     Thank you! Your summit "ownership", except for the paying for it part, will be a fantastic showcase for you and your title. Even though the summit has little or no food value either for today or tommorow, your secrets and the big spending are so so special. As an added bonus, your contribution to disaster capitalism will demonstrate your desire to play with the big boys at the People's expense.
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And if the Republicans cannot find a decent presidential wannabe, they don't need no decent presidential wannabe. So there.
http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/Norquis/start/1225/stop/1400
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An incoming dude
With his rude and ignant tude
Got all unglued
At what the brood brewed
To thank him for their getting clued
Abut his rude and ignant tude.
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You know you suffer from stinkin thinkin when, to squelch your lifechoice fears, you look for affirmation and validation and calibration from strangers.
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If a grown man does not want to have an abortion or take birth control pills to prevent having to have an abortion, nobody but his mother can force him. Right, men?

Claim Your Prize

1. Would the hair helmet slip down over your eyes if not
 for pins and tape?
2.  Does you open marriage have a case of the mold,
 as if it came from 1979?
3. Has your spirit been denatured and denurtured by greed?
4. Does your dream of a "classical" America involve
 Animal House and the fall of Rome?
If you answered yes to all 4 questions, you will receive credit.
 Call to claim your prize.

Do you have insurance?

When the going gets tough
An unvetted weasel can't say enough
Never off the cuff
Always hateful emotional fluff
Anyone have an extra powder puff?
And a muff? It's gonna get rough
What with all the nasty stuff.
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A right wing fringe member of the Catholic church never claims to be a Christian, right Rick? Are you sick, Rick? Do you have insurance?

Again, Please

Dear Dow Chemical, The napalm was not causing enough agony.
 How did you assist?
 Love, Polly Myrrh
Dear Polly Myrrh, Glad to respond. Added some styrofoam.
It sticks real nice when it melts.
Sincerely, Dow D.
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If 98% of Catholic women use birth control, and Catholic men who create church policy are fearful and afraid, whose turn is it to clean the bathroom?
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Dumb cough, dummkopf. Again, please.

Children and Monkees

When someone raises rears and brings up children,
 does that involve being there?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNdtqzm-v-w
Hey, hey they were the Monkees in Head (1968)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZijLQGH1v0&feature=youtu.be
Don't monkeys like babies?

A Hardship

The Vatican itself should be sued in the name of
 all the children who were and are molested.
 It's holdings in the US
should be sold to pay each victim.
Instead,
the Bishops, who are puppets for the Vatican,
talk about making birth control
a hardship.

Forward to the Whistling

How about this for a plan? Let's talk about the wealthiest among US paying their own way. Let's talk about it until one day in November. Then, let's put our hands in our pockets and whistle. I'm looking forward to the whistling.

As Cute As Boy Scouts

Sure, Illinois politicians are fond of Boy Scouts. Who wouldn't be, with their cuteness of knee socks and badges? So when are pols going to start feeling the love for kindergarteners? Aren't those little buggers just as cute as Boy Scouts?

Doonesbury on Friday

http://www.doonesbury.com/strip

The Chicago Tribune would not run Doonesbury today. It is hard to tell if the paper is against charities in cartoons or
adequately supplied classrooms.
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Anna Mee and Ron Day View
had a rendezvous
with D'Zaster.