Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Changed

"Steinberg: Chicago Police are too quick to shoot" by Neil Steinberg, Chicago Sun-Times
http://chicago.suntimes.com/neil-steinberg/7/71/1213056/steinberg-chicago-police-shootings-bettie-jones


   "Because of this, the police in urban areas are accustomed to doing whatever they like, without consequences --- again, for them --- lying their way out of the rare tight spot. Like all unchecked power, it corrupted them, so that when Mr. iPhone Camera came along, the public didn't like what it saw, while it is all the police can do not to ruffle indignantly that their terms of employment had changed."

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Monday, December 21, 2015

To the Stars

A shameless nameless tower
Sat on a fameless blameless flower.
After the predator was belled
And something was expelled,
The gameless became less disempowered.
*
Words: Keystone pipeline, Alberta Clipper, Line 67.
Watch out for those words, they're killers
*
All the yesterdays, all the Abibs to Adars
Never prepared US for f_x heads in jars,
Hungry hordes,
Or wasser boards.
We're best at gourds sold as lords & pollution to the stars.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

"Sanders of the River" 1911

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/35545


"Sanders of the River" written in 1911 by Edgar Wallace (1875-1932)

Compare Them

Orders are orders, even for a fool
Who's been using every wrong tool
On a gender bender
And policy extender -
You know, the bee at the water-people's school.
*
Nobody likes liars or cheats or liars who cheat.
*
Voting for someone because your gender is the same is genius!
*
If KAK = Koch Adelson Koch
a KAK sandwich is held in Abaddon's hand in the bottomless pit.
Due to it's extreme age, the sandwich will have to sit.
*
You can't really compare 1999 to 2015, but Trevor Noah's first months are as good as Jon Stewart's first months. If you could compare them.

Friday, December 18, 2015

3 Oldest Grinds

Criminals do not want independent oversight. Right, Wisconsin?
*
Substitutional justification
Simplificational vilification
Apparently aberrant
yet
Inherently errant
Calcificational deification.
*
What if
Ryken's actions say he is one of the lost.
That means everlasting punishment with the opposite of frost.
Right. What if he is automatically forgiven,
Thus getting justified into heaven
And somehow somewhere misdirecting the cost.
*
There was no 12-belief violation,
Only more fear in the scared population.
Fear feeds ugly
And prompts the opposite of snuggly.
Surely mercy and truth are in on the jubilation.
*
Orchestra leaders say terror is foremost on their minds
And their brand of crazy talk is the tie that binds
DuPont and Dow
Monsanto and how
Pre-approved and never paid by the 3 oldest grinds.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Our Final Goal

God bless Larycia Hawkins. She is also in solidarity
with Mary, mother of Jesus.
*
Is the NRA really the IRA - the International Rifle Association and does it give bribes to Russian politicians? What is it's final goal?
*
Frankenstein's smarts get out of control
His monsters prowl with stockings of coal
Alberta clipper
Sack the ripper
Guns on the dole. What is our final goal?

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

"Carl Hiaasen: Bulletin - Rubio sighting in the Capitol", by Carl Hiaasen, Miami Herald
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article49309150.html
*
After a lifetime of dragging his closet around, even on a cruise
The mentally unhealthy and still smarmy Teo Cruz
Has secret rage ish ooze
While others pay his dues
And criminals, crybabies, and cracked pots make up his crews.
*
Papacito, Te gustame ahora?
No.

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Grand

Scotland, his mother's home country, is ashamed.


Der Trumpf's rhetorical hysteria
Is shameful, not lyrical wisteria.
Ass sets of a pre vert
Allow him to wallow in dirt.
Ugly words & intent are not historical mysteria.
*
"We were all orphans in Zombieland."
We had the right to app any band
Or performance art
Or shopping cart
And the empty calories sent fast were grand.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Doesn't Change Come Quick

Mitch, contracted man bitch
Has got a gluttony itch
Your basic gimme gimme core
A smiley face to die for
And enough bribe $$ to land US in a ditch.
*
Who wears Lindt in place of a belly button?
On his head he sports a slice of mutton
He adds carbon monoxide to his brand
Sanitizer to hoof and hand.
What an introvert, almost a shut in.
*
Ever transparent as a Chicago brick,
Self-serving dishonesty has him up a crick.
Fixing things would be work!
Making them better is a perk
Of doing one's j-o-b. Doesn't change come quick.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Health Problems

"EPA tosses aside safety data, says Dow pesticide for gmo's won't harm people" by Patricia Callahan, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/watchdog/ct-gmo-crops-pesticide-resistance-met-20151203-story.html


". . . Dow Chemical Co. is reviving 2,4-D, a World War II era chemical linked to cancer and other health problems."

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Fun

one more
Task force anyone?
maybe
Some basking, horseback rides, more bennies in the sun
So so nice
Roll the dice
for
Flasks of rum & cigars from the source, pennies for Pearl's Antillas fun.

Thursday, December 3, 2015

More Shares

Air is Thick with Prayer
and
Thoughts Got Bought

Thoughts and prayers! Moments of silence! Thoughts and prayers!
Bulls and bears will fill the chairs.
Wait.
Prayers for what?
Silence for what?
Thoughts for what?
Maybe more
Bribes and threats from the NRA. Buy more shares!

Lisa Honestly

Theater of the foolish
Includes the ghoulish
Using their own adult parts
To subtract hearts from tarts.
The audience intermissions into moscow mule-ish.
*
Only 150 Careen Down the Slope
It is no time for beginners thrown off their pinners
What about special operators?
Boast to boast, U.S. to Iraq, western lists on the fringe of pale
Pulverizing pigments, north & south to east & west, malicious
speech for sail
What about special operators?
Permits to kill, guarantees for the fold
Delete memories & records, convert to the gold
Eyes down a tunnel, hearts are rolled
What about special operators?
*
We love Lisa, honestly.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

My Abs

Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Reckoning day for dirty pols and other old mold
Is any voting day,
Every voting day.
A real Democracy is ours to achieve and hold.
*
Voting is everything.
Not voting is nothing.
*
They spit into the wind -
Adolescents, pols, other samples totally self-pinned.
Difficult learning curves,
What with all the greed and the pervs.
_ssholes are not people. Please press rescind.
*
Domestic terrorism -or- killing while white.
It's a thoughtful puzzle to ponder from a great height
If one is a talking head
Never contemplating what one said.
Turn around a minute and observe the blight.
*
If you want to watch a war on Christians, check out Kentucky shopping on the day after Thanksgiving.
*
Hey, P-man! You kinda look like crap. What's with the hairy face?


This job is killing me already. I have to worry about jobs for people who are dying from global climate change. I have to worry about bagging a deer. I have to worry about spending more time with my abs.

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

At


Free speech cages and journalists' cells
Sounds of bullets between churches and bells
One big con sells
Earthly hells
"Annihilation and fun" is run by shells.
*
If you know you're being snooped upon because, let's face it, the snoops are addicts and the illness goes deep, do you take them shopping with you or save lots of money and say thanks?
*
Almost 100 years old, that is Planned Parenthood.
One hundred years of doing so much good.
Freely available counseling, check-ups and birth control,
Or as a last resort, there is the 3% abortion role.
If men could have babies, if only they could . . .
*
And if slightly used fracking water is full of toxins and is sold to California for watering the gigantic corporate avocado farms, adios guacamole y hola alcachomole or something.
*
Lebhonah Murru
Wrote a 7 page haiku
For a Washington expert
Who turned gold into dirt.
That was nothing to ah-choo at.

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Ask a Clerk

Front Page Caring 
Mag mile matters
To MayoRahm and the mad hatters.
People do too.
Sure they do,
Though some reps are in tatters.
But the wallets are fine
For the wine and dine,
The clubs of business,
The business of clubs,
and the pr time to mock the line.
Oh those unions, workers, and their work
Causing the corporate subsidies to go berserk.
Shopping is a disposable cure
For the unsure on a spending tour.
Are we trash or treasure? Have to ask a clerk.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Investigation

Part of the Ferguson/Chicago timeline
August 9, 2014

in Ferguson, Missouri: Michael Brown was murdered by one policeman.


October 14, 2014
in Ferguson: Continued protests over Michael Brown's murder. More arrests


October 20, 2014
in Chicago, Illinois: Laquan McDonald was murdered by one policeman.


October 22, 2014
in Ferguson: Michael Brown's autopsy is leaked out


November 4, 2014
in Chicago: Cook County States Attorney receives dashcam video of Laquan's murder


November 11, 2014
in Ferguson: state of emergency is declared and national guard is brought out


November 20, 2014
in Chicago: States Attorney turns video over to Feds


November 24, 2014
in Ferguson: Grand Jury says there will be no indictment against the policeman


December 2014
in Chicago: States Attorney partners with FBI and U.S. Attorney's Office in beginning investigation.


February 24, 2015
in Chicago: Rahm wants to avoid a runoff election


March 2015
in Chicago: since Jan 1, 2013 republicans have given Rahm 2.3 million


April 7, 2015
in Chicago: There is a runoff election


April 15, 2015
in Chicago: City Council approves $5 million payoff to cover up murder by one policeman. Hush hush says the sweet harlot.


November 18, 2015
in Chicago: letter from Illinois AG - release video

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

"Killer Mike Introduces Bernie Sanders in Atlanta"

"Killer Mike Introduces Bernie Sanders in Atlanta"
Bernie 2016, You Tube


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmtAsnS42_0


If you have about 5 minutes
for
Killer Mike feeling the Bern

Monday, November 23, 2015

Anybody?

"Senator Sanders on Democratic Socialism and Defeating ISIS", Nov 19, 2015 C-Span.org
http://www.c-span.org/video/?400961-1/senator-bernie-sanders-address-democratic-socialism
*
"47 Democrats Join with House GOP to Refuse Suffering Refugees" by Jon Queally, Common Dreams.org http://www.commondreams.org/news/2015/11/19/47-democrats-join-house-gop-refuse-suffering-refugees
*
Who believes Volkswagen?
Who will buy a Volkswagen?
Anybody?

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Anything Goes

Jumping on board the movement against rational thought, the conductor steered the primitives' return trip to the intersection of Big Daddy's Bitterness and Anything Goes.

Saturday, November 21, 2015

"ISIS is to Islam as the Ku Klux Klan is to Christianity"

"Gene Lyons: Death cult like ISIS cannot prevail", Chicago Sun-Times, Opinion
http://chicago.suntimes.com/opinion/7/71/1115360/gene-lyons-death-cult-like-isis-prevail


"Theologically, ISIS is to Islam as the Ku Klux Klan is to Christianity, ie. a crackpot, deviant sect."

Endless Loop

Can you match the quote to a campaigner?
1. "He's a pain in the arse, from a long line of pains in the arse."
2. "If youngest means best, then yeah, he's our best."
3. "He wasn't born here, but that is not what makes him so dangerous."
*
King of der trumpfery and bluff,
One Calvin Luther Ruff,
is
Showy and worthless,
Blowy and mirthless,
A flour pudding. Hateful ugly has him by the scruff.
*
When a society such as ours or Belgium's or Saudi Arabia's
isolates and neglects a group,
The s.o.p. is to make everyone into a dupe.
But "can't someone else do it?"
They can and do, maybe from a how-to kit.
How else to explain abuse in an endless loop?
*
And while the private corporations overcharge for "security" and have reached their current level of incompetence, it is the true polar point.

Friday, November 20, 2015

That's the Rule

Which Presidential campaigner is the son of an immigrant
and
was known for doing his own extermination work?
*
A cotillion of partners and favors
Devolved from old spelunking cavers.
The orally manipulated
by the
Morally pustulated
Twisted arms wrapped in oily waivers.
*
When Yawns Can Cling
A german vole Zin
Traded for mysteries and a shark fin
Or two
In the land of moo.
Prior labors got a kick in the shin.
*
Everyone can or cannot be a fool.
Everyone could or could not be a tool.
Everyone may or may not be cool.
Everyone might or might not be a stool.
Everyone will or will not be a jewel
in the shimmering silver pool.
That's the rule.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Nobody Wins

Understanding nothing of geography or maps
Or politics or foreign policy or cool raps,
Sleepy cheeks
Lasted many weeks.
Then it came: guys, go put a cap on our naps.
*
Thoughts of Payback are a _itch
The puritans fear that this time the Syrians will
make them feel their own red skins.
What about - everybody is related, all are kins?
What?
Shut!
Your minds. That way nobody wins.

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Don't Get Wheezy

Syrians Seek Refuge From the Death Cult of Daesh
But
christians Stage a War on Their Own Ideals
Daesh (ISIS, ISL) is a death cult of terrorists.
Might Allah prefer kinder hearts and more florists,
Adding beauty
To life's duty
Of the Golden Rule? We are still earth's stiff-necked tourists.
*
Around here, we call gusts of 47 mph "breezy."
Walk into them slow and easy
Using Rahm's head-butting stance.
Wear layers and layers from top down to pants.
Breathe thru your nose. Don't get wheezy.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Be Like That

re: Syrian refugees and International law


Bruce Rauner is an embarrassment.
_ssholes can be like that.

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Stop Lying!

Contained = held within fixed limits, kept within proper bounds


Dear Mr. President, Stop lying!

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Words and More Words

Public opinions are the world courts
Barbed wire forts
Too many morts
Convenient Syrian passports
Communication with quartz
It takes all sorts
Isl the torts
Heal the warts
*
When snooping on everyone everywhere isn't enough and drones killing anyone anywhere aren't enough and years and years of preparing and practicing aren't enough, the guys in charge always have words, words like "contained" and more words.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

The Oddly Bent

How did Bruce Rauner bribe Ken Dunkin? Who is Dunkin's replacement?
*
Did you know that playing card games for money is a skill? It is not gambling, just like betting on fantasy football is not gambling.
*
CIA Slush Funds
or
The Pentagon's Average Business Day
In Iraq they've gone from pallets of disappeared money to a gas station of disappeared money. Progress?
*
Flipping Doesn't Always Mean Housing
or
Sometimes Flipping Means Numbers and Vote Counts
Which states other than Illinois and Wisconsin and Florida and Ohio and Kentucky still experience election machine fraud?
And why is it almost always in favor of republicans?
We're not in Kansas anymore.
*
"Was Ohio's Marijuana Vote Stolen? TV Screen Shots Show Massive Number of Votes Flipping"
"The secretary of state's live returns don't make sense" by Bob Fitrakis and Harvey Wasserman, AlterNet.org
http://www.alternet.org/drugs/was-ohios-marijuana-vote-stolen-tv-screen-shots-show-massive-number-votes-flipping
*
Miserly in the humanity department,
Urging vocational servitude, never to own, merely to rent,
Theater of the absurd owners
Are groping for specialized donors,
All the while we see characters and the oddly bent.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Aren't So Free

Are the Hyenas Being Unconstitutional?
Thank the crook Richard Nixon for the bs of "fast track."
The TPP is in actuality a treaty, sneaking in the back.
Why all the greed,
Why this bad deed?
You're killing us with eyes wide open and that's wack.
*
Bruce Rauner is no good.
*
Nuts! don't fall far from the tree.
Brothers! like to privately agree
On the business of murder
For oil on water.
Stuff! happens to those who aren't so free.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Homeless Who Used To Be Soldiers

re: Derrick Stafford and Norris Greenhouse, Jr - Louisiana police
Shouldn't there be an additional charge for committing murder
while being too stupid to ever be good policemen?
*
When did the city of big shoulders
Become the pity party of crybabies in rollers?
What's with all the whining?
Why not cry about red lining,
Or Chiraq's homeless who used to be soldiers?

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Record and Teach

Watching the Watchers
True democracy means a drone for each
Voter to observe gated communities on the beach,
And secret meetings formerly out of reach,
And thousands of moments to record and teach.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Much

"Ben Carson's house: an homage to himself - in pictures"
photographer: Mark Makela, the Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2015/nov/07/ben-carson-house-homage-to-himself-in-pictures
*
p.s. If the tpp goes through, so will the keystone pipeline.
*
For a brain surgeon, you don't understand much.


Well, after I stabbed Bob but before I pointed the gunman in the right direction at the fast food establishment emporium, I wanted to be a hero in the worst way. I could never make up my mind whether I wanted to cut into peoples' heads or be a big general in the army. So I fabricated a pair of dice and tossed 'em. The rest is hysterical fantasy, which is why I won the Academy Award last night for my book. By the way, I would not have used the word "much." 

Friday, November 6, 2015

Are They Misunderstood?

"Reality Check" by Robert Reich
Something from yesterday
http://robertreich.org/
*
If Edward means "prosperous guardian" and Snowden could maybe mean - it's snowing all over my den and even if it doesn't mean that, we love you Edward Snowden! Thank you
*
Volkswagen's cars - making the world more filthy and less inhabitable every day. Are they misunderstood?

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Are We Here?

One Two Three
1. If the TPP (TransPacificPartnership) was created by 512 corporations without any representation from labor or politics, why were Hillary Clinton and that other guy in on it?
*
2. Have those 512 corporations already told Hillary Clinton that she would be the next President?
*
3. Are we here?

Humorous Green

Who needs an appendix or spleen,
Lung or kidney or electric organs in between?
Who needs fingernails,
Or puppy dog tails,
Or septic parts turning a humorous green?

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

We Don't Care

E-coli without integrity
In the country and the city,
We have to find the source?
Yes, or quit the business of course.
That may or may not be a pity.
*
Now it's the affordable dun. Now there is jail.
Some say store up the fun. Make a list for your pail.
No undecideds or not sures,
No uncertains or silent demures.
In the beginning was the Lord of One, then there was Baal.
*
For some reason, when I see Norman Braman and Marco Rubio I think of John DuPont and the Schultz kid in Foxcatcher.
*
The miracle of youth-sparkled hair,
A lad's look changing nothing. Still nowhere.
Smile on it,
Pile on it,
Give it all or nothing. We don't care.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Oh Cheeses

It is interesting that the Republican Presidential contenders formed a small union to fight for and change their working-the-debates conditions. Interesting and very telling
*
Syria is Syria and VietNam is VietNam and Iraq is Iraq, but still . . .
Life is a circle, but still . . .
*
Do you think it is okay for the Koch brothers to bribe
members of a local school board?
*
There are about 3% Cuban/Americans and about 17% Mexican/Americans in this country. Cubans are not Mexicans and Mexicans are not Cubans. And that is something for the (g)OP to "think" about.
*
The government is an ethnic cleanser.
Bad police kill 90 to 100 people every month.
They are an arm of government, along with the good ones.
U!S!A!
*
Yeah, I could have won, but I chose to lose.


Who do you think you're talking to?
*
Oh cheeses, make US grated again!
Take US to the antemundane sometime before ten
When commandments are followed
And the biggest lies are swallowed.
They say greater later, but when?
Oh cheeses.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Through Your Bluff

Hey Daley clan! Don't be scared of the human stuff!
Good health, public education, and livable wages
are only the beginnings of barely enough!
Your pockets are already lined
With solid gold that'll be left behind.
Of course it'll all work - right on through your bluff!

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Good Yields



Police Brutality (remember that phrase?)
Richland County Deputy Sheriff and bully on steroids, Ben Fields
Has a history of attacking and hiding behind shields.
If he can no longer harm the young
To move up a rung,
Rehab and a lifetime of restitution will teach
what the power of good yields
Even, that is, when students disobey the rules.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Rabies in Steerage

The U.S. 90% Incompetency Rate
Targeted killings are only 10% accurate.
They're happy with that because drones are stupid.
So are the killers.
But who cares
As long as their smiles are bleached and they bought
somebody else's wit.
*
Benson Mum Carson
Takes care of the house, a star's son,
Obsequious
And less obvious
Than one snake salesman or a phony parson.
*
250 world capitalists sat in the aberration tree
B-L-I-SS-I-N-G
First came shoves
Then came a peerage
Then came gifts of rabies in steerage.

Monday, October 26, 2015

A Nice Day

Hackers prevent secrets from being "lost to history." It's what they do. Court secrets and privatized government snoopers are never safe. Have a nice day.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Accidental Knowledge

USA! USA! Number 1 in deaths by bullets!
USA! USA! Number 1 in murder by police!
USA! USA! Number 1 in torture by solitary confinement!
USA! USA! Mediocre and inferior in important areas such as schooling and infant mortality and livable wages and the Golden Rule.
Yay! Yay! USA!
*
If wishes made you President, what statesman-like thing would you say?
Blah, blah, blah.
*
The U.N. says 15-30 days; the U.S. says 15-30 years.
It's about the 100,000+ in solitary confinement. It's about tears.
But 100,000+ is a low estimate.
And our specialness might take a hit.
It's about a war on solitary's religious services. Have some more beers.
*
An occidental pol hedge
And his incidental moll wedge
Betted and lied
Sweated and cried
In their hopeless struggle against accidental knowledge.

Friday, October 23, 2015

On That We Agree

A few articles from Sidney Blumenthal at Salon.com
*
In our opposite world, the Benghazi Hunt Club is represented by Nap, a figure with the head, chest, and front legs of a goat and the back legs and ears of a man. He is the destroyer of forests, pastures, animals, and people. He is Nap of the Hunt.
*
At long last representative, have you no shame?
Harold's tray of pan dowdys with it's own on we (ennui)
Is lingering lingering and it sure ain't free.
Hurting to accuse,
Blurting to abuse.
Yesterday's non seq, on that we agree.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Dangerous Fools

It's a dead end, kid.
Okay! Then I'll take the bid,
Cause I'm your genius, your thinker,
Your small c stinker -
A current and ongoing pro at the quid.
*
An open letter to the House Benghazi Committee:
You owe Hillary Clinton an apology and you owe the American people approximately 5 million dollars. You are fools, dangerous fools.
Love, me

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

You and Me

Recently pope-asized St. Joe B
Loves everybody but students and his own achy knee.
Sometimes lightweights
Aren't worth the waits
While Planned Parenthood helps cancer research for you and me.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Smart

Mr. President, As the public salesman for the corporate bosses who are pleased but never satisfied, which time of year do you think cesspools are most inviting? A voter
*
"House speaker mania in Congress" by Rex W Huppke, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-house-speaker-huppke-20151019-story.html
or
"The Denial Rock that would be House speaker" in the paper paper.
*
The crash of 2008 was aided and abetted by mega banks. Now that those banks are super hugely mega, will the coming crash be super hugely mega also?
*
When old white men are depressed, can't sleep and hurl insults via computer, isn't there a pill for that?
*
The wonderful thing about research using smart phones is that it can help everyone get smart about people we've never met and places we've never been and political ideas we've never thought about before. Learning at our own pace is smart.

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Reading and Writing

Monsanto's mutated seeds sell nothing more than one season's growth. Monsanto is the opposite of what humanity needs to survive. Yet here it still is, part of the TPP and bullying small farmers.
*
The Koch brothers' Freedom Caucus,
A big empty except for its raucous
And harsh voice
Which promotes anti-people choice,
And requires deadening by the rod of whine, Mr. Baucus.
(sometimes there are no sentences and no verbs)
*
"'Freedom Caucus' Really Chicken Little Brigade" by Gene Lyons, Chicago Sun-Times
http://chicago.suntimes.com/opinion/7/71/1025198/gene-lyons
*
"We Can't Address the EU Refugee Crisis Without Confronting Global Capitalism" by Slavoj Zizek, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/18385/slavoj-zizek-european-refugee-crisis-and-global-capitalism
*
"Incitement that fuels terror"
Entitles the marching flag pin bearer
To a secret bonus
With no tax onus
And room for nothing but error.
*
Sometimes a weekend pass entitles a person to
lots of reading and writing.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

A Weekend Pass

Of course Bernie is not a pinko,
Although der Trumpf is an ass
Who bought a Chinese ginkgo
When he couldn't buy any class.
Which one uses national socialist lingo,
And which is as durable and useful as brass?
An easy remedy for the Donald's jingo
Is to feel the Bern and give ourselves a weekend pass.

Reality So Rough

Fair or Con
He fought personal poverty with his bucket list of buckets.
Did anyone throw in some gold teeth or nuggets?
The "pied piper of bigotry"
Made a speech. It wasn't free.
But this time there were smaller hauls and bigger _uck its.
*
No! No! Say it isn't so.
We're so great! Don't harsh the glow.
Because if we're not,
What have we got
Besides false pride and fast foods and all our bullets in a row?
*
Oooo! Oooo! Scarey stuff!
You mean we can never learn enough
From places such as Canada or Sweden or Denmark?
But tender feelings want a lark in the park
And sometimes truth makes a reality so rough.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

C

"Bernie Won All the Focus Groups & Online Polls, So Why Is the Media Saying Hillary Won the Debate?" by Adam Johnson, AlterNet
http://www.alternet.org/media/bernie-won-all-focus-groups-online-polls-so-why-media-saying-hillary-won-debate
*
First reactions to the first debate:
Mr. Sanders - What's not to like?
Mrs. Clinton - She gets it from all sides, doesn't she?
I'd like to see her in Bernie's Cabinet.
Mr. Chafee - Wants a clean environment, Bernie's Cabinet.
Mr. O'Malley - Wants to clean up the electric grid,
Bernie's Cabinet.
Mr. Webb - Honest, capable, a Marine, Bernie's Cabinet.
*



C

Monday, October 12, 2015

Try To Hide

Trans Pacific Partnership
TPP
The TPP is a treaty dressed in a different label!
Which means it should require 2/3 of the stable
In the Senate alone-
Another gun free zone.
Any benefit to the U.S. worker is a fable.
*
Dear MayoRahm, It is amazing how you pick the correct comptrollers to speed up the destruction of the Chicago Public Schools. Don't tell us the next one is Arnie Duncan because he doesn't like public school students either. Love, Me
*
If gun safety and counting murders-by-gun are too scarey a subject for politicians (Wait a minute. Is Loretta Lynch, U.S.Attorney General, one of them?) bribed by the NRA and mental illness is their preferred subject, let's talk about the mental illness of continuous wars against people who are not white, especially those who are poor.
*
Of course when you accept bribes from people,
you have to do what they say or try to hide.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

There Has To Be a Way

Pro-civilian air strikes
Make great talking points. iYikes!
And great p r
Near and far
Prompting countless likeable likes.
*
At long last, B.J., have you no heart?
Ugly is as ugly does, you do play your part.
Repugnant for a mention,
Offensive for attention.
In the grand scheme of history, who remembers a fart?
*
Self-headhunted, then handpicked for position of boss of the globe
It was past time for the fall snoopathons to ride out on a probe
As said, not done
Not another run
Water into mud, sand blast for quakes, lead poisoning,
and pains in the lobe.
*
I high I.Q. and little common sense
Make for a weary doctor dents
Eggs get cracked
Wannabes get sacked
Neuroblasts from the past can make us tense.
*
Can't we work on collecting these torrential rainwaters and shipping them to California and other areas of drought? There has to be a way.

Monday, October 5, 2015

Cumbersomes

Oops, a hospital. War crime or just bombing the sh_t out of stuff?
*
Lease the U.S. pie after false profits bought 'er
Everyone is on meds and peeing in the toxic fluoride water
Tax equals payment for use
Pay your own way, rich deuce
And clean up your way for your daughter's daughter's daughter.
*
Jingo bugs of mendacious plumberyums
Tiny mugs of credulous slumberbums
And that space between
Both sides of the neck and spleen
Big jugs of pendulous cumbersomes.

Sunday, October 4, 2015

The Coldest Fusion

Since our beginnings, sanctions have been one of the 4 foundation cornerstones of the United States government. The other 3 are doing terrible things to peoples' bodies, murder, and let's think about something else.
*
They hardly notice divided scruples in the pupils,
The power of moms or qualms regarding the bombs,
Or even compunctions about who attends political functions.
Always and all ways they have misgivings about life and its livings.
*
As long as it'll hurt, he's all for a goosin'
He's cruzin' to give or get a bruisin'
The evil of flat nothingness won't hear your cries
No one should look for answers in his I's
Fire ants and dry ice in the coldest fusion.

Friday, October 2, 2015

Common Sense Gun Safety

The Second Amendment Freedom Fee on Jackets,
Full metal or otherwise, is explained in the freedom packets.
It is a small step,
Never infringing on the amendment's rep,
Never alarming any of the brackets.
I wish.
*
If only Benghazi was located within the United States. Then all the politicians who are bribed by the NRA would ignore - as usual - the people who are murdered and the majority who need common sense gun safety.

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Sand

If Kevin McCarthy (or Tres Gaudy) is concerned
about a coming ethics charge,
And climate change can turn a home into a barge,
Or into sand,
Sell us a hand
To clap for an unprivileged belligerent named Marge.
*
Truth is Banned - Laughter is Canned - Flames are Fanned -
Back of the Hand - Wreck the Land - Sadly Unmanned -
Demented for A Rand - Heads in the Sand.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

A Jumble

Aonghus Og, god of loves
Sent out 392 peace doves -
A pair to each country,
Special friendships in a tree.
It was a great day for us and the aboves.
*
With a glass chin and brittle shins
And hairs that fall into dust bins,
The bullish bravado
And crazy communicado
Are the distraction, along with the wins.
*
The Pope, "he rolls humble."
Sometimes his meanings might be a jumble.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

To Glean

Gold stars
Impossible pars
Estates on Mars
Heads in jars
Life-killing cars
Count the bars
*
Instead of wearing high heels she married one
He offered up sacrifices to be the third one who won
Bundles of sticks
Tents replacing bricks
Put it down to crowns looking for some fun.
*
BS&S direct to the selling screen
Ancient and listening and keen to be queen
Illegal snooping for the selected one
Funny part is - it'll never be done
There's always another tidbit or recipe to glean.

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Caide Lagaios Na Fir?

Johann, Giovanni, John, and Juan
Were equal partners with a con named Ron
Along came Frankie the free
With tears for them and me
Old bets are new bets on a brand new Don
*
A question for Caoimhin Mac Cartay,
cork-in-waiting of the American Nabilat:
Caide lagaios na fir?

Friday, September 25, 2015

In Arrears

We may only pick one:
Love thy neighbor as Jesus
or
Kill thy neighbor as Junipero.
*
Bi-polar messaging over 2000 years
Got pretty expert and created many careers
Kept the peeps guessing
Communing and confessing
While all the heads were more than slightly in arrears.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Be Happy

Read the Constitution, Dr. Ben. It'll take less time than prepping for surgery. Who would have thought you would reach your level of incompetence and be welcomed into the dummy down club.
*
Nobody Remembers Solitary Confinement
The ghetto or the rez
A baseball cap or a fez
Believe f_x at your peril
Faith in your own mind is natural and feral
Do what common sense and the common good sez.
*
If you speak Jeberish and the headlights are "momentarily" bewildering, blink a little bit and don't worry, be happy.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Pope Francis and Bernie Sanders

Hope enhances the journey and its grandeurs.
Nope to prances and a tourney that panders.
Thanks ABC.
Knowledge is the key.
Pope Francis and Bernie Sanders.
*
"Ten Times Bernie Sanders and Pope Francis Sounded Alike"
by Mary Alice Parks, ABC News
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/10-times-bernie-sanders-sounded-pope-francis/story?id=33942051

Monday, September 21, 2015

Sunday, September 20, 2015

"Still forgotten, still abandoned"

"There are only two problems with Fiorina: what she has done in the past, and what she promises for the future."
from
"Carly Fiorina's false pitch" by Steve Chapman, Townhall.com
http://townhall.com/columnists/stevechapman/2015/09/19/fiorinas-false-pitch-n2053928
*
As a Kurdish Coptic Essene
Who fell in love with a black bean
On the one side
Of a greater later divide,
It paid and it didn't to be a mujadara queen.
*
Mega gigantic corporate farms,
Fossils, killing tools, and other charms
Debase for their spoils
Of plagues and boils.
Where's the harm in sounding the alarms.
*
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-american-millstone-michael-pfleger-st-sabina-perspec-0921-20150918-story.html
from
Michael L. Pfleger - "Still forgotten, still abandoned"

Thursday, September 17, 2015

We Are Special

http://www.gocomics.com/ziggy/2015/10/15


Rannazzisi, Williams, Clinton and Mark Kirk:
Wanting to be heroic makes their truth-o-meters go berserk.
The poor things
Can't help those self-stings.
How about bribes for honesty as a perk?
*
What is his Achilles heel?
One, two, three ladies know the real
Answer to that
Ass hat.
Yo! Let's mess up the deal!
*
Numerical postulation based upon gambling is s.o.p. WE ARE SPECIAL!

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

A Good Breakfast

A critical account of Exxon: it stinks.
A critical account of Bayer and Monsanto: they stink.
A critical account of the Red Cross and Volkswagen: they stink also.
So does Takata. So does Bloomingdale's.
*
As corporate president of accidental trickledowns and a fracking good friend to abusers, how do you balance it all out with putting the most whistleblowers in prison and getting lots of practice at drone murder?


I eat a good breakfast.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Go Jeremy Corbyn!

"As long as we listen to the grass roots,
the cause of conservatism will be too."
Who said that, and was he talking into his shoe?
*
Ayn Rand wouldn't get behind
SSI assistance for anyone - even the blind,
With the exception of herself of course,
Or the also rans and their horse
people on the dole. That she didn't mind.
*
"One hundred to one are the odds."
Austere cats saw their future in the cods.
But instead a 60% win
Go Labour! Go Jeremy Corbyn!

Friday, September 11, 2015

The Kitty

Pharm jar Hey Zeus pushes learning for profit,
Going against everyone's yearning for prophet.
Bi-polars
and
Pie-bowlers
Got together, not to smooth the way but to rough it.
*
Become part of the U.S. wall of mediocrity.
People within the great one would tell us it'll be gritty.
Undocumented wall parts
Should've had waspier food carts.
It's always their fault for bleeding on the kitty.

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

The City

She hears the voice of "Sky Daddy"
Saying United We Stand, Divided We Fall.
Those words made her that saddy.
And she gave herself license to steal the call.
*
He had the greatest wingspan and velocity
We ever saw. And was so very witty
As he pretended to be
Who he came to be.
All the best! S'more mores the city.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Way

Separate but equal is rather dated.
We don't want to be racially re-baited.
Honey Bee this:
So she can't be that.
What do green mountains know of merry's namesake
and her plan that has waited?
*
Singing moon bay
Welcomed each day
Whether sunny or gray,
Being the way.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Old Person's Heart

Presbyterian Homes wants to focus on seniors with money. It reminds the country that Presbyterian Homes and it's promises are made to be broken, just like an old person's heart.

Friday, September 4, 2015

The Key

Three men married one lonely person
Old time Commandments took it on the chin
The twists in the small c's
And the question of priorities
Answer who gets the smile and who gets the sin.
*
Post no bills including Bill's
Forget neither Uilliam's nor Will's
Obsessed with kills
Never with cills
Let it go, Billy O, find different thrills.
*
Things are fixed except for those that should be
All circumstances and approvals must be pre
And still free to choose
Plan A or honest news
Many sides to it all is the key.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Stuck

der Trumpf
"This is the difference between Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders" by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/09/02/kareem-abdul-jabbar-this-is-the-difference-between-donald-trump-and-bernie-sanders/
*
One paragraph from Kathleen Parker in the Chicago Tribune, Sept 3, 2015:
"Genius. Trump is a human handler extraordinaire - the jet-set equivalent of the blackhatted fellow who wheeled his cart into tumbleweed towns. He doesn't just sell snake oil. He milks the venom from the gathering throng of willing believers, then bottles it up and sells it right back to them. Delicious with raw meat."
and
Half of a paragraph from Steve Chapman in the Chicago Tribune, Sept 3, 2015:
"Donald Trump is doing so well because he exploits racial anxieties without ever raising them directly. He complains we are 'losing our country,' ridicules 'political correctness,' accuses Mexicans of 'bringing crime' and claims to represent the 'silent majority.' All these themes are designed to appeal to white resentments and fear of minorities."
*
Unregulated capitalists running amok,
Those they bribe, and one skinny duck
Took a siesta
Before the fiesta,
While shortcuts self scored in the muck.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Founding Sin

en Naipes o Vida
un Forjado de Triunfo
Tu conoces la palabra _sshole?
O coal, mole y vole stole el goal?
Bueno bueno
Dueno sueno
Espectros tiene hambre pero no soul.
*
"To treat where it hurts, one must first acknowledge that it still hurts, something conservatives often find hard to do because it gives the lie to their self-congratulatory balloon juice about how this country has overcome its founding sin." - Leonard Pitts, 08/24/15, Chicago Sun-Times

Monday, August 24, 2015

The Foam

Some questions:
Is S.E.Cupp the Sarah Palin of 2015?
Which Delaware judges are part of
the pedophile underground network
and which Delaware judges are not?
Why did billions gain wait time and again?
*
Undecided Maybe Syndrome
Occurs within a cranial bio dome
Having much empty space
Behind a lead-filled face
And a compulsion to be the foam.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

"Business" of Death

"Publicly-funded, non-private, Congressional and campaign records which reflect the expenditure of public funds" are mine! mine! mine! yelled $chock the thief.
Plead the 5th or not, former hunk, but kindly keep it brief,
Said the law.
You're startin' to stick in everyone's craw,
Unless of course that arm of yours can bring you some relief.
*
Number two! Number two!
What a pile of quite a few!
Number two! Number two!
Keep that number off your shoe!
*
Starve a Rock Feed a Crock
For one reason or another, Illinois crooks and Texas crooks bonded many decades ago. From common law to outside the law, from water droughts to political clouts, they have shared many things. Now they want to die together, helping each other breathe glass, chew water, and quake the earth to a fault. They call it the "business" of death.

Friday, August 21, 2015

The Politicals

Jared needs a distraction from society and its mores. Perhaps he will move to Delaware when he gets out. Or perhaps he will become a governor or a senator or a judge.
*
Human bones in a pink slipper
Rumors about the little dipper
Secret friends
Give the bends
To a really good tipper.
*
After the
Interpretive dance of unseen intangibles
Comes the
Trickle down of accidental beneficials
Woo hoo!
Nothing new
And who gets to nicen up the politicals?

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Wake Up!

What a nightmare in cartoon form!
   Der Donald Trumpf became his party's nominee. He chose the Kochs' boy Scott Walker as his running mate. It looked like the perfect marriage of sadist and masochist. One was blind and the other couldn't see their only mandate was to alleviate the sufferings of others. Oh too bad for the rest of us. Voting day was a beautiful one. It was a perfect day for crooks and their trumped up machines. After Donald won, he quit, sold the business to the next guy, and a couple or three people got what they wanted.
Wake up, wake up!

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Guantanamo Bay

Do you love the socialist or the fascist more?
Labels labels: either or
All for one
and
One for all
Labels labels: give us more.
*
Senator Sanders wears glasses. Is he against those who don't? His initials are B.S. - what is that about? Why have his political positions remained constant and his words so steady and true over the years? Is his hair too bright or not bright enough? Bernie means "bear-like warrior." Is he avoiding that subject because some people are afraid of bears? Who takes over while he is hibernating? Would Bernie Sanders be proud to be the leader of the U.S. military, our largest socialist organization?
*
Talk good and do bad. Hey, it's the way.
What was that promise the other day?
Something about habeas corpus -
Next time you see it, give it a kiss
in
Far far away Guantanamo Bay.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Choices

Driven to Desperation by a "System," which is a 523 year old fossilized American brand, we still have choices to make. First, do we pay for this ride with food money or water money. Second, do we stay in Desperation or move on. Should we leave the puritans to work on their own skins while we save ours. Choices.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Humanistic Change

"The 13 Home-Run Lines from Bernie Sanders' Portland Speech" by Aaron Mesh, Willamette Week
"An estimated 28,000 people rallied at the Rose Quarter on Sunday night"
http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-33573-the_13_home_run_lines_from_bernie_sanders_portland_speech.html
*
The walk in others' shoes so no one is strange
Took a bit of time to begin to arrange.
Things such as - What's your schedule like?
And - Does someone have an extra mike
For "a social movement of humanistic change?"

Monday, August 10, 2015

Bernie Sanders

Is he anti-pet danders, anti-Gerry salaManders,
anti-bribe to panders, anti-false slanders?
What does he know about Mrs.Flanders?
What about Bernie Sanders?

Sunday, August 9, 2015

(paws)

Once upon a time there was a man: a forest, some clay, and a pool.
He was for the people, against the machine and that was cool.
The machine keeps the enemy close.
Come get your next dose.
Long memories, transformations, severe punishments for the school.
*
Hedge funds and bets
Maim then forget the vets
It's old peoples' fault
It's the unions' fault
Embarrassments of pols make good pets.
*
(paws)

Friday, August 7, 2015

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Break Rank

Bake America's Fate Again!
*
"Koch brothers' new mantra: #RichLivesMatter" by Rex Huppke, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-koch-brothers-forum-huppke-20150803-story.html
*
Wanted, but not too much
And no matter where, they chose to go dutch
Their big gold strike was more than myth
BadAss McCoy and Titanium Smith.
*
The designed dangers of MaceBook
May be felt after it sinks the hook
And addicts our feelers
Kneelers and dealers
Minds are more bendable when shook.
*
Dentists have traditionally been feared and disliked. Consequently they have had a high suicide rate. Have they reversed the internalized fear and dislike and turned it on animals? Would that be progress or not?
*
One Miss Happ excused
For bad luck forgiveness
By the casualty pardon board.
*
They bled from vicarious paper cuts
They see red using nothing but gold and hired guts
They have no head for homies or their huts
They want to lead with bags full of nuts.
*
The sixth bird is a furious bank
Five birds before had all sank
How spurious
How injurious
To let a seventh bird break rank.

Friday, July 31, 2015

You Bought 'er

Fake America's Weight Again!
*
Interpretive Dance
They said it was about 5 less freedoms partnering with 5 abasements. They're being modest. It is about 5 less freedoms partnering with 18 abasements. Give yourselves more credit, dancers!
*
The Dr. Palmer Method of Slaughter
Costs a ton, but then it oughter.
It is expensive to do wrong.
Plus afterwards performing the "Who Knew" song
Takes heart. Glad you bought 'er.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

$chock and Owe

Take American Freight Again!
*
Interpretive Dance
They said it was about 5 less freedoms partnering with 5 abasements. They're being modest. It is about 5 less freedoms partnering with 18 abasements. Give yourselves more credit, dancers!
*
$chock is $low
But don't we know
Duck$ in a row
Want more dough
To ongo the $tatus quo
Of lie nigh $chock and owe

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Arts of Your Lezzure

Does the federal appeals court in D.C. take bribes from the kochs and does it usually wear an oxygen mask when not enrobed?
*
Come back where you will be silenced.
Come back where you will be unable to argue.
Come back to the womb
First clean up your room
Come back for the punishment
*
The 21st century is a funny era in the U.S. It is already known for its ass backwards talk and ass backwards actions, both expecting positive results from negatives. The brain trust.
*
FiorinaWalkerRubioCruzBushPaul inspired this:
They can't have a koch because the kochs have them
Mizz WeePee Orina
Falked 'er
Cubio rocker Woobio,
Got a nasty Brooz
Even though she
Pushed into a cush
While ball falling.
It was probably so called "dumb" luck.
*
The Money The Money The Money
She thought that was the way. It took so much determination and lots of pluck, but she did it. She turned herself into a republican mandate with formidable money skills, a penchant for lying, and a thirst for the war-makes-money machine.
*
My Dears,
Your wars are becoming bores.
We're sick of them.
And the phlegm.
And your palatial ever-changing mores.
*
Is there an end to the bush legacy program of serving Death
at their pleasure?
Bad news, we began taking your measure.
No bird brains you,
Neither is your crew.
Thanks. We so appreciate the arts of your lezzure.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Wrecked Everything

"Trump on the border" by Neil Steinberg, Chicago Sun-Times
http://chicago.suntimes.com/neil-steinberg/7/71/824667/trump-campaign-philosophy-baseball-cap


"   Once America was Eden. The country was filled with white Protestant pilgrims and they ran the show and everything was fine. Then came The Fall, the arrival of the people who didn't belong and who wrecked everything."

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Chewed on the Scenery

Predatory banks are out on bail,
Too crooked for anything but fail.
What a mummer
Of a summer,
Need to know only. Who hooked the biggest whale?
*
Projectile words hit the wall.
Some stick, some are fearfully small.
Blank your mind.
Who will be fined,
Dangerously unspined and put out in the mall?
*
A merry group rewrote their public anthem while climbing up Mt. Etna. Saucers of alcohol medicaided their mirth. Blues crossed and penetrated their shields on very rare occasions. They protected their services with service protection insurance and shared shares insurance and other kinds of insurances, and they assured us they would never ever quit unless they were slightly displeased with the profit margins of better health. They played monopoly and sent us cheerful instructions for our own good on how to live, while they also played dodgeball and chewed on the scenery.

Saturday, July 25, 2015

A Mortar

Goldman Sachs, embedded in the White House and the first of the predatory lenders to begin the povertization of Greece - the birthplace of Democracy, asked
Wasn't the world beautiful back in the day?
Who brought the sparks to toxic tea bay?
Wait, why are you looking back
At accidents on some fast track?
Will you cut to the lateral with us and believe anything we say?
*
Things are not always what they seem
Often they're within an ephemeral beam
Of light so fine -
Yours and mine.
Crystallized communications attending to every meme.
*
Spurn and pound! not necessarily in that order.
Burn and astound! add height to the border.
The lie is the thing.
Downtime when you sing.
Turn around! Look at me! I'm waltzing with a mortar.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

A Mystery

Each adult who is anti-abortion and anti-birth control for other people should pay for the lifetime of good health and education of one poor child. Otherwise, who the hell do you think you are?
*
Governors are people too.
_ssholes are people too.
Pedophiles are people too.
What if someone is all three?
What if that someone is controlled by others and they have pictures? What if they all want to be one big President together and they don't like US?
*
Better modern living through chemistry
Looking into the abyss, stopping to kiss a tree
Girding rats
and
Herding cats
Why that's the favored agenda is a mystery.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Was He Ever?

Enfeebled by moral debilitation
Turning US into a third world nation
Bribers are the key
Nonsense isn't free
Statesmanship took a prolonged vacation.
*
Though we live in changing times with senior citizens designated as scapegoats, it is still illegal to exploit them. We are entering a 0 tolerance for bullying era and penalties are toughening. Thank you.
*
The incompetent tent is filled to overflowing
They all drank some frack fluid and now they're glowing
Oh! No!
Not the slow
One-way on the High Tannic! Guess who's rowing.
*
Hero = person of distinguished bravery in battle
*
Is it heroic to be a college graduate who becomes a pilot,
bombs and kills people and get captured?
Is it heroic to survive the capture?
Is it heroic to send others to the same fate?
Is it heroic to promote war and lie for a living?
*
"Trump is our Dorian Gray"
*
Brian Encinia is not the right person for the job. Was he ever?

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

My First Day

I - I - I
I will be a combatant in the war on incompetence. I'll probably need some help with that one. I'll have 1 person do the work of 3. That person won't need as much help as I will. I will rein in arrogance and replace it with insolence and disdain. I will rewrite the Constitution line by line. I will force 1/3 to equal 1/10. I will take bribery out of the lobby and put it in a private room. I will schedule the real estate market to crash after I leave office. And that is just my first day.

Monday, July 20, 2015

Jazzed Brain Too

T . . . rump! gave himself the bump
Who else would be a farcical hoagie on the stump?
Smiling for the birdy
Incorrigible with the wordy
Funnier than half a mump, oh yes, T . . . rump!
*
Ignoramus = an ignorant person
*
We might not understand it now, but in a month he'll be thanking somebody named Jared.
I'm so good at reading a cue.
"Oh," her eyes said, "please drug me, please do"
I'm a charm
Of extreme harm.
A serial rapist and a jazzed brain too.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Immaturity Pass

"The NRA's Bully Pulpit" by Susan J. Douglas, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/18169/the-nras-bully-pulpit
"It's time to name the NRA as a bully, treat it as a bully and stand up to it as a bully, to get beyond its deadly blockage of desperately needed gun safety laws in our country."
*
We don't know when the TV Guide reached it's current level of incompetence. It has only one job and does it poorly.
Congratulations.
*
Before he was a hologram he was an ass
He kissed his mama with a baby mouth so crass
Reliability he doesn't own
So he's still not grown
Maybe he needs some prayers and an immaturity pass.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Little Cheeps

Why 500 pages when 1/2 a page will do,
unless you are hiding plenty of ugly things?
*
Rahm, another _sshole or someone who sneaks in orders while the world sleeps
One Note Bru, Rahm's _sshole buddy or someone who sneaks in orders & has no peeps
Clerks and their quirks
Or jerks with perks
A couple of _ssholes on personal benders or 2 chicken little cheaps?

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Crazy Train

Too big to be a piece of hail
Too big to be kale in a pail
Not too criminal to be a whale in jail
Nothing is too big or too Nixonian to fail. Nothing.
*
"Justice Scalia: Why he's a bad influence" by Erwin Chemerinsky, Dean, University of California at Irvine School of Law, op ed LATimes
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-0714-chemerinsky-scalia-bad-example-20150714-story.html, by Erwin Chemerinsky, LA Times
*
Hardening of the arteries of the brain
Is our 79 year old's companion, what a pain
Sure it'll get worse
Until others work the purse
While he takes his ride on crazy train.

Monday, July 13, 2015

The Punts

". . . Bernie Sanders was a local chapter leader of the Congress for Racial Equality while a student at the University of Chicago in the 1960's and protested racist, unfair housing policies."
 by Michael R. Jones, Crystal Lake, Chicago Sun-Times
http://chicago.suntimes.com/opinion/7/71/761452/letters-Monday
*
"Leadership strategy" or pickled brain farts
Mad ravings or seditious state of the arts
Take your pick
Carry a big stick
Glare and brilliance taken to hearts.
*
If you accepted a "gift" 10-15 years ago, for the question's sake let's say from one of the Clintons, for how long are you obligated? Until somebody finally gets what they want, or for eternity?
*
The kick off! The thrill of the hunts!
The pick off! The crills and the runts!
Corporally weighted
Immoral and debilitated
The slick off! Get a chill from the punts!

Sunday, July 12, 2015

No Discussion

When 1 Koch Doesn't Do It
-or-
Who Needs Nature When We've Got Nurture
"Ilse Koch, the notorious sadistic monster of Buchenwald, was allowed to have children and live happily ever after . . ."
from "Night" by Elie Wiesel, 1958, 2006
His original manuscript was entitled "And the World Remained Silent"
*
Big Druther
Ain't no brother,
The opposite
Of it.
We'll vote US another.
*
Okay. I'll go over Plan A once more. We fault retired workers for their existence and their desire to eat. We blame those who unite and unionize to protect themselves against us and our kind. We charge the homeless, the physically-challenged, and all the special people with special needs with wanting subsidies we will not give. As we become a smaller and smaller minority, we make bigger abuses, whatever it takes. Any questions? No discussion!

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Firehouse Bats

"Keeping people from being free is big business."
Masked and Anonymous, 2003
*
One finger
Two fingers
Bang!
Who wants to donate three?
How many fingers make a chain?
*
Hey! Hey, hey! Virtual necrophilia for some total control
Who spies pudding inside an old sweet role?
Beauty is in the eye
Even when it hurts to cry
Or see a fool dig his own messed up hole.
*
Firehouse Bats

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

A Bigger Percentage

"Why is religion like a hammer?" by Neil Steinberg, Chicago Sun-Times
or "Religion isn't adequate cover for atrocities humans commit"
http://chicago.suntimes.com/neil-steinberg/7/71/750413/religion-hammer-cowardice-bias-prejudice

Multiple core spentities and their eager conduits
Did years perfecting their ensembles, none on their wits
Winding paths
Lost all the maths
Artificially soft is the road to the pits.
*
3 stores are responsible for 20% of the guns found at crime scenes
in the Chicago area. Come on, don't those 3 stores want to grab
a bigger percentage?

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

We'll Stay

Wasps youthenized in a capitalistically nice way
Racial epitaphs implanted within submission bay
What a crocodiddle
Of crocodiles and fiddles
Doff yer 'ats. There's enough bars. We'll stay.

Monday, July 6, 2015

Another Loan

"Leonard Pitts Jr.: The Girl Scouts' inspiring example of moral courage"
http://www.centredaily.com/2015/07/05/4822580/leonard-pitts-jr-the-girl-scouts.html by Leonard Pitts, Centre Daily
*
The sound of gunfire mars the sound of war that is July 4th
Sometimes reality kills in a loud way from true South to true North
Pass the truffles,
Plugs, and muffles.
Hear the momentaries and mugwumps roareth.
*
Yesterday's grift gives today's a lift
A small part of the small ess is miffed
A nice quiet break
Might ease the ache
Thank you for each peevishly-given gift.
*
Can anyone afford a "moment of independence?"
Isn't it enough to spend adulthood on the fence
More as a child not fully grown?
Isn't it time to take another loan
And
Creative finance 4 cents for sense?

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Our Very Own Good

The 239th birthday of freedom and independence tried to pass by quietly, unnoticed. Thanks to Japanese monster movies - it didn't.
*
Back in the cave days, mostly everything was applesauce because only some things were Iceland moss. In this new day of mental malady and bi-polar messaging, mostly everything is a game of crisscross or wing loss. But we still have to floss.
*
"Assessing the Candidates: Obama's Whistleblower War Leaves Dangerous Legacy for Future Presidents" by John Hanrahan, Truth Out
http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/31688-assessing-the-candidates-obama-s-whistleblower-war-leaves-dangerous-legacy-for-future-presidents
*
Make new into old with a fissional
Bass ackwards. Go dino visional!
North Americans exemptional knack:
Extreme fear of looking back.
That's the home permanent provisional.
*
Lava up the magma and keep it under your hood
It sometimes runs over humans, saying that it should.
Cartels have their shells
And smells to make their sells.
Aetna, active volcano for our very own good.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Somehow We'll Live

The Pity Pub lowered our prospectus prospects
For point oh one's own good, or so say their texts.
The reesh have their needs.
Majority rule grows its weeds
To hold back t-rex of the old con vex.
*
Gosh, what will happen if the Illinois government shuts down?
What will happen?


You mean when thieves and actors take a curtain break and go home? We can always hire new thieves and actors after awhile, or have more parties - 3 or 4 or more parties, or do both. Somehow we'll live.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Frackage

Red Cross thieves who did not help people in Haiti are people too.
*
We mock the turtle in his soup
Which raced through the loop
And found a new home
In the rusty white dome
Of a tired chicken coop.
*
It was casual with tales
A letting go of the gore and the quails
Spoiled meat and greet
Real winners never cheat
Sandbank the red cross in jails.
*
Meow said the cow
Bow wow said the other cow.
*
The Jebooty Pac package
Based upon real time aid slackage
Is par for the course
Hey, water that horse
And bill John Q for the frackage.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Picking Out Gifts

Maybe what appeared on the selling screen to be instant rapport between the Obamas and the Sarkozys was only the result of information scooping and snooping pre-first meeting, not literal friendship. How sad, but so helpful when picking out gifts.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

What is a Coach?

Steve King and Michele Bachmann probably already spent their money from the Council of Conservative Citizen(s). Like minds think alike, especially one of them.
*
bloops - coops - droops - goops - groups - hoops - loops - poops - soups
*
If a principal is a pal, what is a coach?

Monday, June 22, 2015

Hope Way

4 and 20 trans-hued birds faked and got a by.
Passes depended on their tones
So of course birds began to sing
Wasn't it too hasty for fish to get out their sting?
*
We strands of the queue
Are all trans-hue
Is it
Woman & man's just due?
*
Taking away green land or park land is the lazy way,
the taking away more hope way.

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Me-Ology

Ultra vires = going beyond legal power or authority by an agent, corporation, or tribunal (court of justice)
*
Don't feed the common good to warm all.
Kill the messenger. Why be so formal?
It's the mold standard.
Steal first and third.
Deliberate lunacy is the new normal.
*
Please enjoy our new thought detection technology
Labeled BUR - Brain Ulterior Radiology
Because there are never enough riches to secure
The safety of concepts in the pure
Unless you buy into our self-insurance of me-ology.

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Maybe

Is the information or the act -
unconscionable
unscrupulous
unprincipled
unprincipaled
uncoachipaled?
*
Jesus did the perp walk
As a peace dove, not a hawk:
A progressive Jew
With intolerance for the few
And the bravery to listen and talk.
*
A tango ate my maybe.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Wait and See

The Chicago Sun-Times asks on the cover:
". . . when will America give up its attachment to guns?"
Perhaps when everyone votes who can vote and we stop allowing the NRA and other corporations to bribe politicians and use our own damn money against US.
*
God watches over fools and drunks,
Jean pools, monks and skunks.
That takes up a lot of time,
Leaving weekends for the sublime.
Except when He watches over all the high bunks.
*
Bobby Jindal, Chris Christie, Dennis Michael Lynch, and Scott Walker are way out there talking and taking for their explorer badges. Watch out boys! There are illegal chickens full of bird flu out there! They aren't quite as large or as friendly as mosquitos, but you'll recognize them by their dead weights.
*
Does Reality Have An Overbite?
There are over 300 FEC-registered Presidential candidates. Here is a baker's dozen of the hand-picked media favorites & random thoughts:
Ben Carson - I bet your mama was a Democrat
Carly Fiorina - never met a worker you didn't want to fire
Donald Trump - you and your id have a great stream of consciousness thing going
George Pataki - hi, George
Jeb BUSH - bush bush bush . . .
Lindsey Graham - seersucker fear_ucker
Marco Rubio - Marco!
Mike Huckabee - opportunity is always knockin'
Rand Paul - run, Paul, run!
Rick Perry - carry a tiny book and try to appear thoughtful
Rick Santorum - oh Rick 
Ted Cruz - if your Mama is a Dem, she is waaay in the closet
and
John Dummett, Jr. - you're dummett damnit!
*
24 hour monitoring will or will not set you free?
It coldly watches even after you agree
To give reasoning up
Drink from the propaganda cup
And there isn't time to wait and see.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

August Spectacles

It was a white letter day wearing a pink slip and designer flipflops. Pink minx hoodwinks made "good" inks and lots of blinks.
*
"A guy can be a gal, but white can't be black. Yet." by Neil Steinberg, Chicago Sun-Times
http://chicago.suntimes.com/neil-steinberg/7/71/691852/rachel-dolezal-race-identity-change
*
A woman with a stainless steel spine may expose a daughter
When the north wind is in the veins & no teeter in the totter.
Hungry ghosts of a deal
Or live fake to be in the real
Hearts & flowers & kids - thanks Moms. We caught her.
*
Actuary-maced gray dems
Were parched wan with sun-kissed tentacles.
Faerie-based rays-n-rems
Harshed the sun with a fist in the ventricles.
It wasn't easy.
But it was breezy.
January-faced May hems
Marched upon August spectacles.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Be Proud

Dear Ladies,
   Corporate drug pushers want guinea pigs for a several month long brain chemistry experiment. Any volunteers? What is the worst that could happen? Your brains get disintegrated? Your jaws?
*
Divide and talk talk talk, because governing seems to be beyond Bruce Rauner's area of expertise. With his false claim that 2.66% of the population is "us" against 2 men and an ancient clout machine, he began his summer treadmill games. Already so much of which to be proud.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

English Tenses

Gold
Water
Oil
Diamonds
Silver
*
Lunatics worship the GWODS of transitory
Nobody cares that it makes life gory
Oh the love of gas
Starving workers denied a  pass
Makes a great title and a greater story.
*
Olusaphobia = fear of vegetables
Mundusaphobia = fear of the universe
Arboraphobia = fear of trees
Nodusaphobia = fear of puzzles
Viresaphobia = fear of power
*
"Let's dispense with the polite drinking, shall we?"
Murder, My Sweet 1944
*
Diminutive? Oh, please
Of all the words in the abc's
Herds and pains
Words and reigns
Sometimes any brain feels the freeze.
*
How sweet.
Perhaps fart and ass are diminutives also.
As in:
During a brainfart, the donkey becomes an ass.
*
It is a nightmare of modern inconveniences
Kept safe and secured by old cobwebs and new fences.
Greed feeds
Unheeded deeds
And all the mutated seeds of the english tenses.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Such Thing As Time

Taa Taa = To advance america Train advise assist
but do it very quietly with your back turned
*
His heart got almost as heavy as it's wallet
When mushrooms on a manure pile called it -
Abuse is as abuse does,
It passes around just because
Everyone becomes game with an "all it!"
*
Would you go any further to find an alderman who respects
the people in his ward more than David Moore of Chiraq?
*
Everything is time-sensitive, especially
if there is no such thing as time.

Monday, June 8, 2015

Las Quimbambas

With a one-way directional viewfinder
And its daily protocols of reminder
To be photo-ops of p r
But never carry freedom too far
Anyways, who wants our world to be kinder?
*
"Counterpoint: Snowden Asks Only For a Fair Shake" by Trevor Timm, Chicago Sun-Times
http://chicago.suntimes.com/opinion/7/71/666350/counterpoint-snowden-asks-fair-shake
That reminds me to paraphrase an old movie -
Truth often sickens people. If they can keep it down,
they will be better for it.
*
The marvel of backside economics
Is that kicks are no longer kicks,
Plan A gives the runaround:
Down is not down.
But everywhere becomes la quimbamba sticks.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

A Gill

Capitol Quip's Beach Blanket Winner -
See R J Matson's winning cartoon
http://blogs.rollcall.com/capitol-ink/beach-blanket-winner-capitol-quip/
*
Lindsey, the face of peril,
Hugged constituent Carol.
She knocked him into tomorrow.
He needed that, to everyone's sorrow.
See him cascade the falls in a barrel.
*
Sh . . . everything is current and ongoing, therefore on the fast-track to Hushville.
Sh . . . in order for the con to work, someone holds all the odds, someone is a shill,
All the rest are catspaws
With fear's biggest flaws.
Sh . . . while rights catch a man-made blight, take a pill, adapt, turn your lung into a gill.

Monday, June 1, 2015

All We've Got


The Deviators
The old Tower of Babel was repurposed into a Bush parking lot
By our small c christian nation in some kind of neo state,
and a rusty robot
Gooses and ganders
Ruses and panders
To the dinosaur clan who gives sh_t almost all we've got.

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Deep Straits

"Corporate Collusion is Rampant and We All Pay Steep Price" by Robert Reich, Salon.com
http://www.alternet.org/economy/robert-reich-corporate-collusion-rampant-and-we-all-pay-steep-price
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Secret societies of pedophiles
Have memberships from across the miles
"Business" and politics
Tricks dicks quick pricks
Triple-timing away their wiles.
*
Ball rinds and cheap fates
Small minds and steep hates
Mall finds
Sleep crates
Tall blinds and deep straits.

Friday, May 29, 2015

?

Wisconsin and Illinois and Michigan
Thirsty sharks gathering sawtoothed, and a fin
For the freedom to drink dirt
The first one'll sorta hurt
What is right or wrong or virtue or sin?

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Tips

The New & So Free Market Design
or
Detroit, Chicago, & a City Near You

The U.S. entry prize zones, those enterprising surprise zones of future "business" profit, require still more downgrading and more degrading to satisfy the margins of safeties and securities.
*
Dear Sao Paolo,
   After you rewire those unsightly energy lines
and put them underground,
you will be the world city of the future.
Love, Me
*
Half of all prostates have a man issue.
*
Pivot on a divot and swivel the hips:
Taking ourselves back into prehistory's film clips.
New "business" of money going out and not in
Sticks our happy balloons with a mean little pin.
Big boys' bribes are ok. Little guys report all their tips.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Misology

"Official record of veteran's death all but erased" by John Kass, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-john-kass-wrana-memorial-day-met-0524-20150522-column.html
*
Denis the cave person and a pirate named Steve
Had plenty of hoes but they needed a heave
So they narrowed the net
Caught whistles on a bet
Then fell into stocks and bonded with a peeve.
*
No good is on the fast track to no where
Sneaking and concealing is not playing fair
The usual picks
The usual tricks
Indecent profits meant never to share.
*
Loyalty LLC
Has its limits to a great degree
Numba one
Of the hidden stun
Should check himself & unbend his knee.
*
Misology = hatred of reason or reasoning

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Isonomy

The thought police are preparing a pre-emptive strike on the Walker.
But what if there are no thoughts, only words of a mawkish fear-talker
Hosting a lucre fest
Before the usual inquest?
Oh, well. Is there no help for a helpless gawker?
*
Isonomy = equality of political rights

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Mutaphobia

Maybe Latin is Greek to you,
But all of us are passing through.
Fear should rule the round file.
Forget about it meanwhile.
Expanding horizons magnify the view.
*
Scriptoraphobia = fear of writers
Testisaphobia = fear of witnesses
Veritasaphobia = fear of truth
Turbaphobia = fear of the "rabble"
Rogatumaphobia = fear of questions
Iteraphobia = fear of progress
Paxaphobia = fear of peace
Probitasaphobia = fear of honesty
Libertasaphobia = fear of freedom
Compromittophobia = fear of compromise
Certamenaphobia = fear of competition
Mutaphobia = fear of change

Sunday, May 17, 2015

In a Saucer

Governor! You got where you are today through sheer luck and several well-place bribes. It didn't take you long to show us you are an emotional reactionary with a mouth as huge as your ego. But still, bluff and bravado go only so far. What's next?


The same. The same. Some say I'm One Note Bru. Scapegoats called retired "workers" should quietly starve behind closed doors. They do not need begrudgin' appreciation for a lifetime of work well done. They do not need food or clean water, indoor plumbin' or heat. Do they really need clothin' or beddin'? What about refrigerators? They may possibly need to be double taxed and triple taxed because life isn't free, wouldn't you agree?


Thank you.
*
One Note Bru has a superiority complex.
He bought it off a salesman in checks.
He also bought a bogus law degree.
The _sshole attitude came for free.
He shakes his money maker to calculate wrecks.
*
Weak in the mind and without passion for politics, he was easily turned.
Then he sold mandatory fire insurance to the previously burned.
You know what is said of the newly converted
Who drink the cool ade and wind up perverted.
And so we forget everything he said but never learned.
*
Peetweet and RePeet -
One is an underhanded tosser & the other is a part time flosser.
Kings pre-selected to cheat,
Yet both want their entrails in a saucer.    

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Trust Issues

More bacon wrapped bacon to crave
US into a cramped but green grave.
Take credit, try to quark it
From cemetery to the big park it.
Insure the c-views from cave to cave.
*
"Jeb Keeps It All in the Family" by Roger Simon, Creators.com
https://www.creators.com/liberal/roger-simon/jeb-keeps-it-all-in-the-family.html
*
Note to self: Take a tip from a fool and hire a toddler
to manage my trust issues.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Believe

Do your own research. Verify.
*
Elizabeth Warren has shown herself to be honest and trustworthy. President Obama has been caught in lie after lie. When both make statements about the TPP - the Trans Pacific Partnership - or anything else in this world, who am I going to believe?

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Comprehend

Hawkers of the eternal state of emergency that never was
Stole snooping pre-approval and precious water for
their data storage - that's the buzz
Illegal is as illegal does
Even for peach pits and their personal fuzz
Who drone on and on making trouble just becuz.
*
Unable to download the empathy app, guess who gets their very own green spaces removed until they comprehend.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

One Shirker

Happy gassing up the atmosphere, Lady Hillary et al!
*
The current and ongoing president of the Backwards Onus who follows the mayor of the Rotten Example because it is the easiest way when neither cares a whole lot, asked the powers that be "How long is eternal shame anyway and can it be carried away on soft island breezes?
*
Governor Pro Owner Anti Worker
And Mayor Rotten Example did a private twerker
For the tinsel council
Threatened by flings and flouncil.
Dead culture's war on wisdom will hire more than one shirker.

Friday, May 1, 2015

A Better Way

Cindy built a world of steady work and solid success.
The new guy sold it out for today's profits or less.
Thanks donors, he says, I call it "business."
What now - false advertising, sell the holydays, & its anybody's guess.
*
Weave our own endowments,
Said the blue bird on the dresser,
We'll use And How! uncommon scents
The pig's tale is an imaginative guesser.
*
If we're on the fast-track going nowhere,
Yet can knit purl curling sweaters on a dare,
Henna wash our very own hair,
and
Re-upholster one or another old chair.
It's only the first of May & we've got a certain flair.
*
Money heavy Law Day
The broke back countin' is far from okay
It was time to clean and play
Before the first of May
Tomorrow we want a better way.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

A Hat

"Every citizen has the right to arrest a criminal." 1957 Lone Ranger TV
*
It would be purposeful rather than accidental, but
is it possible to forgive the insurance corps?
*
   If the U.S. was founded on the puritan ethic of cutting and pealing skin off live human beings and making them die slow and bloody and red, and if in the 21st century the ethic has evolved to make live human beings die slow along with quick - in many diabolical ways, aren't we outstanding to have added to our repertoire and ain't mutation great?
*
The preceding was brought to you by CAP/PAC and its logo:
There is never a reason not to wear a hat.

Friday, April 24, 2015

Ours

 Backwards by Example 
It was sad to watch the President and the Rahm passively (who, us?) work to take away green space and therefore our oxygen. But if you find out how to join them in  _ssholes Against Urban Renewal, maybe the whole world would like to be members. Drinks for everybody! Here's to ours!

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Bravo

What do you call the day that congenital liars fell in love
with greedy heirs and their exceptional dollars?
Who cares.
*
If a president and a mayor say stealing and asphalting green land is a good idea but it is not a good idea, probably they and their associates will be profiting in all kinds of ways. Bravo.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Sometimes History

Scene 1, Take 2015
of
We Pull the Schnur
Talons are dated and out. The claw hammer will be paid for and is in. The hammer part of the claw hammer is a hardened slushfund of the kochs and their heads. The claw part is comprised of 5 interchangeable digits or ciphers. Everything begins and ends in the dust under the bushes. Start with Jack the pollex, the thumb in the security wall of continuity. Next is the ring finger of nibelung, Uncredible Tooz. Enough said. The claw in the middle of it all is Pandy Rawl, the messenger finger to libertines everywhere. Next we have the index claw that points arsonists for freedom in the right direction. Last and least is the pinkie - he who walks in the extremity, he who is the terminus of something that was fine.
The preceding was brought to you
by
kochs and their heads who say
We invent.
We identify our invention.
The rest is sometimes history.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Strong Point

Timi Dated Ninu
We are a PAC package that is so udderly not scared. We are so not frightened. We are a pac that is so not terrified. We had to share our big nots in the title, even if nobody asked. And honestly they didn't.
*
Freedom betting dot biz
Packs lots of jinn and fizz.
Follow the money,
It could be dirty or funny.
Check out both hers and his.
*
One of the Britt Rahmners says we are free to be empowered with hunger and non-livable wages. But, he always points out, we are not free to enjoy unions. Something about unions and the power of the group being against unity. Truth is not his strong point.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Sitting on Your Sister

Dear Anthony and Rahm,
   First, read the City Beat every day. Read about the shootings every day. Then whine about movie titles into your fluffy pillows at home.
*
The punch is in the nuts
The head is on the bottle
Wake up to lots of whats
Add mottle to the waddle.
*
If you're not the funny Billy or the drunken Billy you must be the horndog Billy, envied icon of everyman and bluer blues. How's it going?


Can't complain.
*
Up your data plan mister
Your thumb has a blister
Love those bills
And your daily pills
An elephant is sitting on your sister.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Amen

Where has our champion been all of this time? Has she been protecting and advocating and defending?


She has been working on words and their wording.


Good for her. We are grateful she did not pull out the word "savior" or "redeemer."



Amen.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Becoming Who He Is Becoming

As harmful to the poor and the homeless as he was, Rahm knows he could have been more helpful. It was a matter of will. He knows that everyone speaking in the same voice is not healthy or necessary. So we'll see. We will watch him becoming who he is becoming.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Package the Cash

Which Britt Rahmner says people voting for judges is a corruption. Why can't he or somebody just like him choose the judges? He wants to activate. He wants to be more supreme court and less state court. He wants.
*
How large are the large green donors and how green are they?
*
A can's ass will miss Oora's neck by inches.
Who won't do the time and who won't do the flinches?
The smell of a bund in the morning
Love it or sound a growing warning.
Same with institutional executional pinches.
*
His Stand & Get Out of Dodge Plan
Mostly works for an also-ran.
"An over-supply of interest rates"
Triggers bubble proxies and designates.
The rest'll fall into place or into a can.
*
The preceding was brought to you by the:
Sweaters of Sincerity Against Charity or Parity PAC
Remember - You back our stash -and-we package the cash.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

That Sent 'er

"John Kass: Are Political Winds Of Change Blowing In Chicago?", Townhall.com
http://townhall.com/columnists/johnkass/2015/03/31/john-kass-are-political-winds-of-change-blowing-in-chicago-n1979050
Are they, or is it a lake breeze?
*
Mona Rong at the EPICAC center
Of it all was a high budget renter
With one paid for degree
Trained to quietly agree
With the ancient mistakes that sent 'er.

Friday, April 3, 2015

Weather Permitting

A new old disease
LunchHausensBuyDoxy
Relies on self-reporters with moxie
Who instead choose
Virtual religiosity
or
Ritual verminosity
And blame it on tradition and a puritan proxy.
*
If you or someone you know has incurred death or serious death while enhancing maleness with a recreational drug and you or someone you know has a problem with that, call 1-800-ENHANCE to answer a series of questions. We will investigate ourselves and mostly you and give a response within 90 business days - or 4.5 months - weather permitting.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Be Humble!

If your money is rainbow-colored and not trusted by
InGodWeTrust green
If your senator is a faerie and your uncle is a queen
Do unto others
While an attitude slowly smothers (another 100 years?)
How auspicious to be alive in this time of in between.
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Okay. You learned I create my own adversity. Time will tell if I learned anything. And I leave here with my own brand of madness and inner applause and driving somebody else's vehicle. All this time God had a plan for my life, but my well-deserved temporarily maybe stolen perks made so much noise I couldn't hear God. I fancy myself as an Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter and man of honor for decades still to come. Don't be sad. Valley girls and boys have more fun than they know what to do with. Keep your honor. I won't need more where I'm going. Be humble!
Luv ya, AsS