Happy New Year!

In red letters: "Resolve to be a better consumer"
Thanks, Trib. Stop giving them money.
In black letters: "2011 reforms take aim at old scandals"
Thanks, Trib. Stop giving them money.
Okay, then what the Trib means to me in both
red and black on the front page is -
Take power away from the wealthiest 2% and
those old scandals, their crooked politicians.
Stop giving them money. Be the best consumer of all time.

Stop giving them money.
Stop giving them money.

Okay! I get it! Good idea! Happy New Year!
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Father and son mayors, which holds the more magnificent legacy? One privatized parking meters & grade schools & did extreme borrowing in an unsuccessful attempt to glorify his personal dream. The other gave us Nixon on a stick. The one small party at the People's expense is not only in the nation's capital.
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Open question to the one party in Washington D.C. -
You couldn't just f*ck 2% of the country?
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2 predictions for 2011 -
1. As the People continue to unite against the welfare elite and their crooked politicians, the propaganda of division will continue, and
2. Street corner cameras will begin to waste more money as drivers relearn rules of the road.

"A year of stupidity - and a glimmer of hope"

by Rex W. Huppke in today's Chicago Tribune

one small part:
By year's end, Congress was so polarized that when Obama reached a deal with Republicans on tax cuts, it was at first applauded by the right as a victory and assailed on the left as a cowardly defeat. But within days, the right decided they'd given too much, and suddenly it was the left that had won. Rather than truly focusing on the country's needs, our "leaders" were engaged in a fierce debate that essentially went like this:
"You gave too much!"
"No, YOU did!"
"No, YOU!"
Fabulous. We've officially made it to kindergarten.

For Mr. Huppke's entire column, please see
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/ct-talk-huppke-stupidity-20101230,0,557771.story

In In In Your Face

Toxic pacifiers began to be heavily pushed about 50 years ago. The reason that was invented after the product was invented? Sucking one's own thumb or finger pushes on the teeth and makes them stick out. A pacifier will change all that. A pacifier now will prevent braces later. What a lie.
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Son, you're a trace,
Singing way off base.
What's up,
Little pup,
In in in your face.
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The PUCE squad was ready. It had Patience, Understanding, Careful handling, and Empathy. Her problem was simpler than that. All the oldster really desired now, and she was sure she could then finally be content, was someone to chew her food for her.

We Can Build One

Too big to hide it's vestigial tail

Too big to do anything but fail
Shilling to indulge all hates
Grifting to kill the States
Too big to fit into a human-sized jail.

We can build one.

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The honest people who labor are against the TABOR scheme.

"Tragedy Turns Parents Into Successful Activists"

by the Associated Press

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=132313442

Just Say No

When a corporation invents a drug, then invents a reason for people to take the drug, sometimes plans go awry. For instance, Merck came up with something that works only 14-22% of the time, against a small portion and not the whole portion of warts that may or may not cause cancer. Merck targeted young girls, but their parents and the girls just said no. What to do with the warehouses of invented product? Make up a new target. Okay, how about boys and young men, especially gay boys and gay young men? Just say no.
Merck, why don't you go study yourself again.
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FB abuelita
Shadows the cheetah
Divide & control
Control is the goal
Hang on to the teata
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Are write-in candidates who win too democratically scarey?

"How to Manufacture a Disease"

by Terry J. Allen, In These Times -

http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/6740/how_to_manufacture_a_disease/

The Point?

All of the top jobs were already taken, so he cautiously entered the dog eat dog cut throat world of glucose meter testing. It was a vicious world, but for some reason, his kids wanted to eat and their mama needed a new pair of shoes. He kept saying, "What is the point?" And then "Ouch!"

Don't Tell Me

Let's keep driving gas hog cars
Let's keep swallowing corporate coal tars
It's about getting a deal
It's about how we feel
Don't tell me you just got SARS!
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While Being Yourself

Come out of the closet for the U.S.

Donate limbs or brain matter while being yourself.

Our government loves us.

While the richest 2% cattledrives the hungry into world armies,
our government loves us. And that is so special.

The Fraternal Order of Mason Jars
and
The Sororitorial Order of Lace in Bars
With pride and zeal
Got really real
The New Order: Human Race in Wars
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Have you had your 8 daily glasses of chromium yet?

A Glitch at the Manufacturer's End

The Torah, the Koran, and the New Testament were written by humans, translated by humans, and interpreted by humans.
What could possibly go wrong that way?

Don't ask - it is nobody's business.
Tell if you feel like it.

The newest YHWH food stamp of approval has finally arrived.
(It was probably on one of those slow boats from China.) After
1000's of years, this newest ok moves the peeps out
of food ignorance into something else. Thanks, Big Guy.
Heads up! The newest Jesus food stamp of approval is delayed
due to a glitch at the manufacturer's end. The Big Guy's
Little Guy is okaying the 1/2 gallon personal lap size of
gummy crosses.
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And The Weeper of the House by Clarence Page
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-oped-1219-page-20101219,0,5980958.column

Thank You, Senate, For Repealing DADT

Thank You Senate!

A Stick?

As the People wake up and gather in a painfully slow way over the ages, the sharks also gather out of fear and hunger in the underground waterways of Washington D.C. The 2 wings of the 1 small party at the People's expense are stuck in the lobby of a lead-lined sewer. That's too bad. Does anyone have a stick?
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Please watch The Daily Show from Thursday Dec. 16 to hear 9/11 rescue workers and their response to the republican filibuster of the 9/11 health bill -
http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/thu-december-16-2010-mike-huckabee
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There's not a d*mn thing holy about John Kyl of Arizona, unless you want to count the holes in his head. I wonder if he's considered changing his name to John Whiner. Jesus likes people who do their jobs and don't whine.

Our Crazysick Government

Oh. So your cousin died and you want to go to the funeral, but it is kind of far to drive while you are upset and you would like to fly? Then get ready to be probed by our crazysick government, unless
you are a senator.
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Please contact PETT - Porker Enhanced Torment Technicurs - if you disagree with the tryouts heartily embraced by the egg spurts in our crazysick government, which are spreading like a virus across and through and inside the airport travelers as we speak. Crazysick.
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Grandma Got Molested at the Airport song
Warning: Body parts are mentioned
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1283559/pg1

Obama Tax Cut/Bigger Bigger Bigger Debt Plan

If a traitor is someone who betrays people, a cause, or trust,
each of the 81 senators who votes yes on the 1 small party/obama tax cut/bigger bigger bigger debt plan
betrays our future.
Just so we know how things are in the one small party
at our expense.
How things are is not good.
Except,
We thank God for Bernie Sanders and 13 Democrats.
Remember "V-DECS". Remember 5 Republicans:
Voinovich-DeMint Ensign Coburn Sessions = V-DECS.
Watch them.

It was Impossible to Decide

Holiday in Handcuffs on the Family Channel
or
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer on the Cartoon Channel.

How about a book?
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The scaramouch hag put away her cartouche rag for work and her douche bag for the rest of the time, and moved closer to the stage. Act I was over and Act II was about to begin. Places everyone!

When the Rich Ass-Kiss the Super Rich

2 quotes and 2 questions:

"I don't believe there's a better deal out there." - Bill Clinton

"Take it or leave it." - Joe Biden

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What about those values?

See a REAL Filibuster

on C-Span II - Bernie Sanders live

http://www.c-span.org/Watch/C-SPAN2.aspx

Shhh

Shhh

Give Us Shelter

What if the middle class made a New Year's resolution to be as selfish as the very richest 2%? What if the richest 2% had to pay for their own d*mn war? Wouldn't that mean the middle class would have plenty of money for health and food and shelter and schools?

Rolling Stones doing Gimme Shelter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3rnxQBizoU
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Give us a break. Please.

oops, the president made the debt grow grow grow & made a false "compromise" and sold us down the river
and he is angry?
give us a break

Mary Elizabeth Anania Edwards

If Only

"You can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause." - Chico Marx in Night at the Opera, 1935

In other words, there ain't no group of words containing a subject and a predicate, forming part of a compound or complex sentence,
or coextensive with a simple sentence, right?

If exhibitionism is your bag, psychiatrically-speaking, and you are uncomfortable with the elocution of songs, please refrain. Thank
you.

If only local politicians would get as riled up about hunger & housing & schools as they do about Rahm running for mayor. If only.

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The very richest 2% do not yet have enough and politicians are unwilling to require payment of their fair share. Why?

Terror by Chemistry

Monsanto and Dow
Pre-approved their own bow.
Agent Orange and corn
From poisons they're born.
Kill immune systems for now,
Cow.

The Airport Vigilance Committee of X-Rays & Probes
is made up of nightriders, alarmists, and terrorists.
It appreciates your business & ewe can have it.

Which daily meds are destroying peoples' bladders?

"Deficit Commission Report is a Fraud"

Hear 5:42 of Sam Seder on Majority Report -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIkWcrkrz6M

Our Unhealthy "Health" Industry

Two symptoms of our unhealthy "health" industry:
1. expressions of almost shock when a patient is not on daily meds
(there must be something wrong with them), and
2. official recommendations of canned energy drinks filled with
sulfates and mutated corn syrup.
Who is going to cure our unhealthy health corps and
isn't there a pill for that?

High fructose corn syrup and bleached cane sugar
are the biggest culprits in the mood swing business.
They aren't too shabby in the arthritis business either.

Bottom line Pickle brine Fine dine Mine mine mine Baseball is a nine
Take it as a sign Star shine Count each tine Whine thru the grape vine.