Toyota San gets a bit confused when he ponders how the Japanese use his vehicles versus how the Americans do. He wonders if Americans know the proper use of a computer death system.
They should name a garbage dump after Reagan, not a mountain.
Which former speechifying v.p. has been kept alive artificially for over a decade?
Which rag targets the age group that financially supports it with fear?
Moving on Catholics who walked away ask - Will the church ask for forgiveness?
From the old Woodstock to the new Stuckwood, it is all a downhill race.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Mr. Robertson Says
Mr. Robertson says that when God rains down His blizzards upon Washington D.C., He is mad at politicians.
Mr. Robertson says that when God rains down His blizzards upon Massachusetts, He is mad at voters.
Mr. Robertson says his reel name is Harris Pecks,
Mr. Harris Pecks, that is.
Mr. Robertson, alias Mr. Harris Pecks,
Makes his reputation studying entrail wrecks.
In lieu of checks,
Send him chicken necks.
He can work on lifting a god's payback hex.
Mr. Robertson says that when God rains down His blizzards upon Massachusetts, He is mad at voters.
Mr. Robertson says his reel name is Harris Pecks,
Mr. Harris Pecks, that is.
Mr. Robertson, alias Mr. Harris Pecks,
Makes his reputation studying entrail wrecks.
In lieu of checks,
Send him chicken necks.
He can work on lifting a god's payback hex.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Freedumbo
My grandmother made this 85 years ago. Nobody ever spilled anything on it before.
Can you replace your own knee cap? Tell your doctor.
I have no intention of stepping down. Wait a minute. I'm not standing on anything.
Only 30 Senators think Ben Bernanke should be fired. Go 30!
Advice: Always shake out your shoes. Always check out the trees. Don't love your organs.
What is wong, Wong? What is white, Wong? What is wit, Wong? What is wong with white wit, Wong?
Did Mr. Cohen and the people who voted for him freak out the
Illinois combine? It sure can move fast when it wants to.
He said he was going to Poconos & did I want to go along. I said, poke a nose? Haven't we done all this before & does violence ever really work. He said, honey, we're living on 2 different planets. I said, don't you know it.
Jackass the animal
and
Elephantiasis the passe
Take time stealing a handful
Claiming their manifest cachet.
Is Yaz VonBayer a prostitute
for the man
& a serial killer for the side effect?
The Stockholm Syndrome: Has John McCain adopted
the "principles" of his captors?
Whose voice breaks glass & her own thought patterns?
Can you replace your own knee cap? Tell your doctor.
I have no intention of stepping down. Wait a minute. I'm not standing on anything.
Only 30 Senators think Ben Bernanke should be fired. Go 30!
Advice: Always shake out your shoes. Always check out the trees. Don't love your organs.
What is wong, Wong? What is white, Wong? What is wit, Wong? What is wong with white wit, Wong?
Did Mr. Cohen and the people who voted for him freak out the
Illinois combine? It sure can move fast when it wants to.
He said he was going to Poconos & did I want to go along. I said, poke a nose? Haven't we done all this before & does violence ever really work. He said, honey, we're living on 2 different planets. I said, don't you know it.
Jackass the animal
and
Elephantiasis the passe
Take time stealing a handful
Claiming their manifest cachet.
Is Yaz VonBayer a prostitute
for the man
& a serial killer for the side effect?
The Stockholm Syndrome: Has John McCain adopted
the "principles" of his captors?
Whose voice breaks glass & her own thought patterns?
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