Immigration Reform

My corporate bosses say they need a guest worker program called "immigration reform." Our colleges and universities crank out graduates by the thousands each year, but my bosses want guest workers instead. It will be the last and greatest thing I can do for them. You may thank me later. Say this while smiling, "immigration reform."

A Wonderful Sneaky Way

This just in from MayoRahm: If by "public" you mean that which affects the whole community, Chicago doesn't need no public art, no public schools, or no public spiritedness, whatever that is. It needs more more more private stuff and more cameras and more billboards and more light bulbs! More!
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Q. What happens when a President has no political ambitions except for what his wife wants and he is a passive/aggressive blamer?
A. He causes a great deal of harm in a wonderful sneaky way.

Free WiFi Too

The American global corporations that enslave and kill people in the name of profit never ever damage our "security." No, never. Talking, though, is a whole other story.
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"Progressives have just 1 option for a deBlasio-style triumph in Chicago" by Laura Washington, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/washington/25158719-452/ny-chicago-take-different-paths.html
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Three dollars an hour from turkeys to crew
So one by one they up and flew
To something new
In a casual shoe
With a top drawer view and free wifi too.

Overly Compensated

http://www.icij.org/offshore


"Secrecy For Sale: Inside The Global Offshore Money Maze", ICIJ or International Consortium of Investigative Journalists
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http://www.afscme31.org/executive-reports/bruce-rauners-big-lie


"Bruce Rauner's big lie" by Henry Bayer, Executive Director of AFSCME 31, On the Move


"It's more than ironic that a man who reported $52 million in income in 2012 claims employees who earn their relatively modest salaries through hard work are overly compensated."

Have a Nice Day

Besides the perpetrators, would you say that the snooping corporations are most responsible for not stopping the attack at Benghazi?
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A local corporate raider and job killer who wants to be governor also wants us to believe that his behavior has a positive effect on Illinois "business." He has applied for a state permit to become a tax whiner. The geniuses will probably give it to him.
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Dear Mr Adams: We hear that you feel it is very difficult for you to be a man and you bought a persecution complex one size too small for your cabeza. We can help. Visit our webstore to buy more stuff. People who bought complexes also enjoyed buying feminized jock straps and guns shaped like footballs. Have a nice day.

Thanks

Wealthy hoarders want every aspect of our lives observed and recorded while at the same time they cry and sob that rules of good business stifle them and hurt their feelings. Perhaps their regimens of anti-psychotic tranquilizers should be increased.
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Alcohol kills.
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Mr. Rogers, Michigan pol, finally began to question his own motivations: I believe there is a reason I ended up in the hands and robotic arms of a republican agent provocateur in Michigan. What the heck is it? I don't think it's a coincidence, that's for sure. Some of the things I talk about and legislate about are beyond my capabilities, but that kind of thing has never stopped me before. Of course I usually need help, so I steal from others. And of course I abuse their privacy to do it. Well! I feel a lot better now. Thanks.

A "Transparent" Wall

USB - the Underhanded Snoopers Ball
Lurks uninvited without a call
Its ineptitude really shows
In lies delivered by crows
Watch it hide behind a "transparent" wall.

Send the Dollar to Me

This just in from President Obama: In a very short time, my job will be over. Once it is, I intend to try very hard to make myself comfortable with the heightened surveillance of me. Me!
Sometimes the karma of inclusion is pretty special. The hackers and snoopers will enjoy every aspect of my exceptional daily life. Me getting comfortable with all that might take a bit of doing, but why else did I study the Constitution?
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We asked the criminals to stop being criminals. They said they won't. If you are surprised, send a dollar to the Bush/Obama Defense Fund. If you are not surprised, send the dollar to me.

Do It Over Again

2014 will see the new house helmets with clear parts to accommodate the watchful eye of the camera. Remember: the camera will love you and protect you if you have enough money.
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If your oldest is sullen and angry and it is too late to be a real part of the kid's childhood, and if your youngest has the spark of life you don't and so you finesse the kid into your charade, is it all so great that you'd do it over again?

The Rake Muckers

"Suicide Rate Among Young Veterans Has Tripled, Report Finds" by Esther Yu-Hsi Lee, Think Progress
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2014/01/11/3150531/young-male-veterans-more-likely-commit-suicide/
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The wealthy hoarder class is determined to take public schools away from the public. One of their faithful servants is Barack Obama. We don't know why, but he and they are most proud about this long-planned theft.
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They mutter that the Constitution is for suckers
All hail the selfish democracy-chuckers
Be quiet and don't look back
Trade each high-minder for a hack
Hide mind and ears from the rake muckers.

All Things Marvelous

"A Brief History of Anarchism" by Noam Chomsky, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/16081/a_history_of_anarchism
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If you are in a position to need a home loan that will be portioned out to you in a childish monthly allowance, thank the 40th president of the U.S. His worshippers credit number 40 with inventing homes and allowances and all things marvelous.

Fizz

Consider the source. Gates is a Bushie.
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Is it possible for a politician to feel embarrassment or humiliation?
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Mitt Rauner first challenged himself to live on minimum wage for one month. He then turned himself down, something about spending quality time with his heirs.
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Did Christie have something to do with the blackout at the superbowl, or is that just a rumor?
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Ruse Browner got his
By stealing for each new biz
Of minimizing lives
Before reality arrives
And adding more gold to his fizz.

"A Goat in their Bathtub"

"Mind if the government pulls  back shower curtain" by John Kass, The Morning Call
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http://www.mcall.com/opinion/national/sns-201401071730--tms--amvoicesctnav-c20140107-20140107,0,4809723.column?page=1
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"And no one wants a goat in their bathtub."

Encrusticated Pre Mortem

Highly volatile and flammable oil from Bakken being transported through the U.S. warning:
http://insideclimatenews.org/todaysnews/20140103/train-explosions-prompt-regulator-warning-bakken-oil-flammability
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In the 2014 State of the Union speech, you may hear one or more sentences you choose to believe. If so, each sentence will later be verified for authenticity.
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Is a political campaign an unspoken agreement to accept large bribes in discreet shoe boxes?
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Which Illinois goobernatorial hopeful praises himself for valor and bravery in the discussions with himself about generous funding of, you guessed it, himself?
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The insanely criminal and the criminally insane quickly aligned their shock rams into an x out the whole d*mned spot with a cross, the most admired pattern of hurt. They were encrusticated pre mortem.

Everything is Fine

Oh, Babs
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As Edward Snowden revealed the true way, our tao of freedom, by revealing the snooping activities of the U.S. government and its corporate stooges, and as the NSA and its units are traitors to democracy and the people of the world, let's pretend everything is fine.