Current and Ongoing

Once upon a New Year's Eve, himself had SHAFTA up his sleeve
Twisted bushes enjoyed whitewashing reality and lore
Base estaters nodding, undecideds napping, most medicinally tap tapping
Then they started rapping, rapping for the Florida spoor
And fake lawmakers muttered nonsense behind a reason-proof door
Daylight revealed smoke & mirrors, much was less & nothing was more.
*
John Boehner is rusting from the inside out
Mitch McConnell's bribers are what he's all about
Paul Ryan spreads his selfishness with a smiley pout
And make a note: Dick-in-the-Face needs more organ grout.
They call it doing "business."
*
Georgie Goy Sr. was not the first killer in his clan nor the last
He wanted to know who cared, due to his words & actions & past
A hospital room for receiving
Worshippers and their believing
Was the perfect stage for the entire crew & most of the prepaid cast.
*
So a kheda was built. The rest is current and ongoing.

"Behind an Amp"

Welfare by Any Other Names

Have you heard that the ceo's and boards of corporate farms, the energy and war corporations, and the drug pusher corporations will be required to be tested for drugs? It's probably because they are on welfare and a drain on society.

*

Oink Oink

Fox, the Opinion Instigator Noise King extraordinaire

Is the opposite of balanced and the opposite of fair
KISSing Herc, well
It's a helluva Montel
New Year's is coming! Washin' the grime out of my hair.
*
From "Running With Scissors A Memoir" by Augusten Burroughs, Picador, 2002, page 109 in the paperback:
   "Because he moved out of our home in Leverett when he was sixteen [author was 7 years younger], my brother was never involved with any of the Finches. He had met them and considered them 'freaks.' He also considered our parents 'freaks' and remained as far away from them as possible. He was designing electric guitars for the rock band KISS at the time, so I viewed him with a remote sense of awe.
   Once, he even let me hang out with him and the band like a groupie. They were playing the Nassau Coliseum in New York and my brother not only paid for me to fly all the way out there, but he met me at the airport in a white stretch limo.
   I got to sit next to the stage and watch the band rehearse. I got to see them without makeup. I even got to watch Paul Stanley talk on a portable phone that was the size of an assault rifle.
   At one point, Gene Simmons came over to me and joked, 'Hey, little boy. Wanna see me without my clothes?'
   I wanted to tell him 'Yes.'
   He laughed and stripped off his jeans so he could put on his stage clothes.
   I kept watching until he gave me a funny look and stepped behind an amp."      

Easter Bunny

After 4 out of 5 years of losing money
Create a controversy that isn't even funny
Nut jobs will always float
So blame it on a scapegoat
And tell us all about the Easter Bunny.

As a Body Lay on the Ground

". . . the officer opened fire while backpedaling and falling to the ground, getting off three shots. One of those shots killed ______, and once more, as a body lay on the ground . . .".

Real Robots Don't Apologize

Don't apologize
Keep squeezing through the cries
Who cares if someone dies
Don't apologize
My, how time flies
Finally one of the guys
Don't apologize
Feelin' those power highs
After all, everybody lies
Don't apologize
Whose turn to go for coffees and pies?
Won't listen to people's sighs
Don't apologize
The bind that hurts and ties
Are only the wise asking the whys?
Don't apologize.

Tender Feelings Again

My heart aches for Louis Zamperini. He experienced "far too many scenes of sadistic brutality" in his young life. He was "one man enduring beating after beating after beating." Please don't make people have to think about the reality of  being Louis Zamperini. That hurts their tender feelings again.

Tender Feelings

"Conquest is for losers" by Paul Krugman, Salon.com
http://www.salon.com/2014/12/22/conquest_is_for_losers_paul_krugman_on_why_nobody_wins_in_modern_warfare/
*
This just in: Officials will not call a halt to assassinations and executions (2 of the Fox Instigator Channel's favorite words) of people on the street. But they will call a halt to protests of that policy. Protesting hurts their tender feelings.

His Face Re-Arranged

Can we get some privacy over here?
or
Why aren't there ever dealers in the backyard?


Sometimes when a boy goes outside at 10 in the night to score
some dope to get him through another boring family vacation,
he gets his face re-arranged.

Not Afraid

In trying to be more useful to the world,
North Korean trickster agents
Might hack the accounts of the point oh one "gents"
Even they are not safe
Those capitalists without faith
It won't be hard to learn new cuisines in tents.
*
When the U.S. government went from enjoying a modicum of moral standing in the world to standing on its finest morals and crushing them, it went from pretend exceptional to habitual criminal. We call that "Iraq and Gitmo." We call that the Bush family Iraq and Gitmo of torture and death.
*
Cairenn of the dark curly hair
Was mad about it everywhere
Disappearing crowns
Upsidedown frowns
It was just another day at the faere.
*

2 kinds of coppers

Who is going to legitimize _sshole_ like John McCain and his copper strip mining scheme?

and

Don't shoot, copper. I'm only wearing a shirt with words on it.
I'm only outside. I'm only human. I'm only alive.

*

Torture is not torture.

Evil ideas and deeds are not evil ideas and deeds.

Failures are not failures.

So say the afraid who are not afraid.

Never Able to Leave the Island

There were basically 2 classes in Cuba - the very wealthy (who became middle class in the U.S.) and the very poor. The wealthy always smell threats to their cash and gold and act quickly, while the poor are still trying to survive the day. In the 1950's, the Cuban wealthy smelled that smell and scattered everywhere. In the 1980's, the poor and those labeled as criminals left Cuba. The adolescents and teenagers who fled in the 50's - the baby boomers - have no affection for the people who were never able to leave the island.

James Risen

Using a false front of the crucifiction cult and a back room practice of secrets and hot air, the U.S. government operates on the fumes of its imaginary past glory. As the vassal state of the Sauds and the self-appointed murderer of the globe, it has always had and continues to have an anti people goal. The U.S. government has neither the intelligence nor the will to adapt to a changing world. Or maybe, just maybe it does.
*
American bison
And China in Meissen
Have nothing on James Risen.

So Clever

350 million dollars was stolen from Florida state pensioners. It is said the crime leads from Enron to Jeb Bush. Transparency that!
*
It is always nice when a failure is asked for his 2 cent opinion.
Right, Dick-in-the-Face?
*
Liu Chia's whatever
Mastered crane and tiger claw so clever.

More! More!

People who abuse the poor are no good. MayoRahm is no good.
*
"Charter Schools May Be Re-Segregating America's Education System" by David Sirota, In These Times http://inthesetimes.com/article/17441/charter_schools_may_actually_be_re_segregating_americas_school_system

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Achy WarAgain Chase and Shank of America and NoPityGroup and Hells Cargo and Moldman Sacs and WarAgain Unmanly and Boo US Stank Corp and Crank of NY Felon and Household BS and Das Kapital Fun all went through the revolving whore door shouting more! more!

Can't Do The Math

Bird Flu Bush and Dick-in-the-Face
Sold out Uncle Sam for a case of mace
To pillage and plunder
And drive people under
Crazy town buses full of oil soaked space.
*
The Keystone Kochs are clowns with too many cars
Whispered bribes to make US eat sands and tars
Having no excuse
To trickle down abuse
Better store some truth and some water in jars.


We love you, North Carolina!
*
The say "do the math." Well, when you're 24th in the world
you can't do the math.

George Likes to Watch

Oh, and about the US government-ordered brutalities and tortures - George likes to watch.

Make it Rhyme

On Sundays and Once Upon a Time
Refried freezer burns hijacked a crime
Money didn't pay
Writing didn't stay
Couldn't they take it back or at least make it rhyme?

Them

The police murder a person out on the street for committing a minor crime or for looking suspicious, and the police bosses are sick enough to say that particular murder is more than okay with them.

Oh Queso What

After loons took out loans with Lonnie and stood in line with Lyn and tried to cover their liens with a lens, they were forcibly returned to post racial land lanes. Rules are rules.
*
Boi Kaht and R. Oui
Led different lives yet did agree
To share a cab
With Queen Mab
Who gave thanks for a nominal fee.
*
Prosperity and health for all
Implies 99% are way too tall
Or so say the violence inducing effete
While eating more than they can eat
And leading their royal selves into a killer squall.
*
Dear Mr. or Ms. Policeperson,
re: Shoulder-mounted police cameras and policing the police
Your first camera "malfunction" is free. Each subsequent "malfunction" will cost you one day's salary. Sometimes you have to be good and show your best side.
Love, One of the people who pays your salary.
*
Oh Queso What

"Asking about Ferguson: Ain't I a man?"

"Asking about Ferguson: Ain't I a man?" by John W. Fountain, Chicago Sun-Times


http://www.suntimes.com/news/fountain/31344954-452/asking-in-ferguson-aint-i-a-man.html#.VHt7FZV0yM9

Smile to Themselves

Run Run Shaw!
Tiger Claw!
Numbers of Strong!
Mona Fong!
*
Farmer was a moonseed baby of Langobard and its street. He was sent out into the middle empire to cement a relationship with a virgin named Whisper Brushwood. During the meet, Whisper removed the
r in Brushwood. After the meet, Farmer went home to dabble in subterranean abilities. Both had to smile to themselves. 

Welcome to Ugly

"Race and Policing in America"
 or
"A white dad's view on police dealing with black son"
 by Rev.Curtiss Paul DeYoung, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-ferguson-police-michael-brown-darren-wilson-black-men-whites-perspec-1125-20141125-story.html
*
Those who voted for the destroyers also voted for Pontius Pilate,
Mr. Magoo, and Ronnie the Reagan.
*
re: bogus verdict in Ferguson Missouri


When 1/4 of 2/3 voted for exactly this result,
and 3/4 of 2/3 sat on their thumbs,
welcome to ugly.

Can Be Gladness

Chosen heroes have feet of clay
Sunshine or not, you know they'll play
The sin of ignorance is nice bliss
Speaking truth gets a frightened dis
Regulate hurt feelings on freedom ain't free bay.
*
Just say no to turkey feathers of sadness
And the 360 degrees of madness
Gnomeland's secret thrills
States and their kills
November family time can be gladness.

Sir?

Food and Water and Water and Food



The political rulers of Fort Lauderdale Florida and Detroit Michigan have something in common. Both want the poor to go away and die. Both found a way to kill without soiling their finger tips. Bonus time is coming. Look your best, political rulers!
*
Excuse me for my existence and paying for your games and good times, sir, but where would you like this box of fresh recruits? May they be allowed to drink some clean water? What about eat? Sir?

Casually Worn

Ronnie: You give the signal, dear.
Nancy: Okay. No - just say "no"
*If you follow one of the 30 year old trails of scat, it looks like this:
reagan to cia to heroin to hepatitis c to medicaid $$$ to death.
*
EAR - the Exceptional American Reward - goes out to all those who
abuse the people of the earth and the earth of the people. The reward is made out of mutated corn and can be either eaten or casually worn.

A Tsk and a Wisk

Insurance business is pleased
The peeps are getting herded and squeezed
It's about time
Crusted uppers of crime
Get lawfully eased and breezed.
*
Affairs of state
in an Excited state
the Future state
the Larval state
a Liquid state
Occasions of state
in Quite a state
State the case
State dinner
State of disrepair
State the problem
State of the republic
State of things to come
State your views.
*
A ratio of high payment to low risk
Is the toxic dream of a misty frisk
He'll round-file claims
Play endless games
And remove your spleen with a tsk and a wisk.

Fleas Mosquitos Ticks Etc.

http://www.healthmap.org/en/
*
Anthrax
Avian flu
Botulinus
Bed bugs
Chagas
Chicken pox
Chikungunya
Cholera
Colds
Cow pox
CRE superbug
Dengue fever
iEbola!
E-coli
Encephalitis
Enterovirus D68 or EVD68
Food poisoning (that thing we like to call "24 hour flu")
real Flu
Hansen's disease
Legionaire's disease
Leishmaniasis
Leptospirosis
Listeriosis
Malaria
Measles
Meningitis
Monkey pox
MRSAE
ORSA
Plague
Pneumonia
Rabies
Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever
RRVD (Ross River viral disease)
SARS-CoV
Smallpox
Swine flu
Tuberculosis
Tularemia
Typhoid
West Nile virus
Zika virus
*
A million and one sicks
Never get enough kicks
Hungry bites
Ongoing fights
Fleas mosquitos and ticks.

Pay For Dinners

We all know republican politicians are independent thinkers and doers. They walk the walk of discussion and compromise. They never criticize or ostracize their fellow republicans for common sense remarks, or empathy while kicking over the ladder, or working for the future well-being of the entire community. They never cheat, they especially never use voter suppression to cheat. So it is no surprise that Jim Parrilli - republican loner and maverick about town in a one man show - acts alone or maybe not.
*
Ungracious winners
are
Loopy spinners
who may
Change their pinners
but always
Let somebody else pay for dinners.

So Prime

Time for round whatever with adolescents in the hall
Can't win without cheating to score actors in a fall
Won't leave it to chance
No profit in that dance
Oh the long shadows of an Ohio bush league et al.
*
Eight years, but do we have the time?
Will it cost our very last dime?
Republican crashes
Require mucho cashes
And bankster interest in a rate so prime.

What Are You Doing To Do?

"Republicans' win big, and now they get to find out what most Americans want." by Rex W. Huppke, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/


One paragraph from the above article:
   "So, to summarize, a politician in line with the majority of Americans wants to keep Obamacare and find ways to make it work better, let gay and lesbian couples marry, raise the minimum wage, reform our immigration system to give undocumented immigrants a path to citizenship, institute criminal background checks on gun purchases, ban assault rifles and make it legal to smoke a joint."


Hey Mitch, what are you going to do?

The World's Tiniest Guppy

It is always startling to be reminded 1/4 of 2/3 is an *sshol*.
*
Luckily, next year's governor of Illinois will not be able to pull a KansasBrownbeck because next year's Illinois legislature will not let him. Some of US can be saved from his low ambitions. But evidently the cruel and unusual voter suppression that took place in Chicago on November 4, 2014 is a-okay with the legislature and with MayoRahm.
*
Miss Anne Thruppy
With hound dogs and a sick puppy
Poetically waxed
When company cards got maxed
After buying off minnows and the world's tiniest guppy.

We Sold Them

The floaters got a soakin'
When boaters paid a token
To sink
Any link
To voters newly broken.
*
1/4 of 2/3 has spoken!
*
Does your uncontrollable frowning have a high disapproval rating?
Are you sad about your politicians' poor mental hygiene and
greed so keen?
So sorry.
*
From The Adventures of Pluto Nash:
"There are no counter measures. We sold them."

Whines to Wines

"Why I don't like Bruce Rauner. Hint: It rhymes with funny" by Mark Brown, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/30681669-452/why-i-dont-like-bruce-rauner-hint-it-rhymes-with-funny.html#.VFSlN5V0yM8
*
Whines and dines
Pre approved fines
Choice of lines
Air water land mines
Dressed to the half past nines
Smell the pines
Old egg signs
Shopping/security/snooper tines
Mind your vines
Red white and blue wines

Well!

Well! That took some time.
*


Here is a short article from Council 31, AFSCME,
"Rauner's 'role model' falls short"


http://www.afscme31.org/news/rauners-role-model-falls-short

Got To Go

Got to go
Love, GraySeaPearl


http://www.thomhartmann.com/

Rations

It brings a tear to my eye when millionaire politicians ask for a gift of money - Can I give them $35 with an asterisk or more? They will take cards, any at all. And they want my opinion. That's 2 tears.
*
After 7 secret TISA - Trade in Services Agreement - meetings in Geneva, it is doubtful 99% of us would like the intended outcome.


http://inthesetimes.com/article/17065/tisa_tpp_and_ttip


"What Happens in Geneva . . .
The mammoth global 'free trade' agreement you've never heard of"
by Cole Stangler, In These Times


"It is astounding that at a time when we are still reeling from the devastating consequences of reckless financial deregulation, our governments are negotiating further deregulation of the financial sector, solely in the interests of large financial corporations,"

Of Course He Too is a Liar



Hillary dear, your ambition is showing, and right at the start of shark week!
*
Lindsey paid for a study to boost Lindsey-caring in the hearts of millions. What a ham. What a liar.

*



Dire Predictions

Mr. Studebaker Granville Cumberbun the Third

Believes half of what he says and a third of what he heard.

Of course he is a liar.

*
"Five Layers of Separation" is a 2-act semi rehearsed reality play. It centers on a charming audience being hustled by the antagonist, Ruse Browner. Ruse claims to be a friend to the children and a planner of plans. The audience must decide which act is fake and which is rehearsed.



"Rauner's business reputation takes a blow in fraud case" by Mark Brown, Chicago Sun-Times


http://politics.suntimes.com/article/chicago/rauners-business-reputation-takes-blow-fraud-case/fri-dsey paid for a study to boost l08082014-849pm


Of course he too is a liar.

It's Starting to Stink

President Obama is learning the hard way, which is the only way we humans learn the very important lessons. The bush/cheney illegal invasion and policy of devastation in Iraq was never officially discussed or legally dealt with. We were told not to look back. Criminals began to paint and harvest body parts and do things we would rather not know, everything but pay for their crimes. Mr. President, you can sweep things under the rug, but guess what,
it isn't pretty under there and it's starting to stink.

HealthMap

For contagious disease surveillance
or an ebola outbreak timeline
or alerts:




http://www.healthmap.org/en/

Gaza

"For Gaza, 'The Norm' is Devastating" by Noam Chomsky, In These Times


http://inthesetimes.com/article/17030/chomsky_gaza_israel

A Bushie

This explains a lot -


Patrick R. Donahoe is a Bushie

Art of Torture

The 7 states with the most severe fresh water drought problems, and the number of public and private golf courses in each:


Colorado (moderate drought) - 306 golf courses
Kansas (severe drought in 96% of the state) - 273 golf courses
Nebraska (severe drought in all areas) - 249 golf courses
New Mexico (1-7 counties designated a drought disaster) -
106 golf courses
Oklahoma (half of the state in extreme drought) - 241 golf courses
South Dakota (extreme drought in 2/3 of the state) - 132 golf courses
Wyoming (driest state in the country) - 70 golf courses
And a Texas drought map - there are only 1041 golf courses in Texas


http://www.tceq.texas.gov/assets/public/response/drought/drought-map.jpg




The wise use of water is something to think about while having a cool glass of clean water.
*
RICO = Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act
*
There are about 200 million people in Brazil. 1/3 of them are 18 years old or younger. About 27 million of the children are homeless. Thank goodness there is plenty of money for the coming games. Everybody loves the children.
*
Being a human being means enjoying the creativity and art of other human beings. Even a mediocre painter and a guy who shoots faces can enjoy others' art, especially when it is the art of torture. And then the next guy comes along, an insurance salesman who has become an expert at air strikes. His job is to cover the other guys' butts and by doing so, cover his own, along with the art of torture.

A Bigger Suggestion Box

"In Africa policy, let freedom ring" by Clarence Page, Carroll County Times


http://www.carrollcountytimes.com/topic/ct-africa-summit-free-speech-economic-development--20140806,0,6715544.column
*
If "inversion" = the opposite of the normal order of things,
a turning back
and
if the important Walgreens "investors" = 1 person with big money, then sure, "all of the above" said one of the ceos, who then facetiously asked for a bigger suggestion box.

Frumps Up His Gump

Will our new insurance pay us back for the stolen pension monies?
*
alec dreck wrote a bad check
talked out of the side of his neck,
would steal a bushel or a peck,
and
in his wake, leaves a big fat wreck.
*
"How ALEC, the Koch Brothers and the Tea Party Congress Tried to Destroy the Constitution" by Nomad, Nomadic Politics
http://nomadicpolitics.blogspot.com/2013/05/how-alec-koch-brothers-and-tea-party.html


But that was then and this is now. Now the Article V Handbook is offered up by the "grasping barbarians exercising crude political power." 
*
mr one under trump
with a natural hair clump
and that problem from one mump
desires the face on a stump
we think he needs a double dare bump
before time totally frumps up his gump.

In Canada

If to extort = to wring money from people by abuse of authority, then Mylan and Pfizer are guilty of extortion. They see a life or death situation and quadruple the cost. Bless their corporate hearts.


"Anaphylactic Sticker Shock" by Terry J. Allen, In These Times http://inthesetimes.com/article/16951/anaphylactic_sticker_shock
*
If the U.S. government no longer wants to do business with Walgreens, perhaps it will buy drugs through Canada and save some money. For instance, a Mylan/Pfizer EpiPen costs $360 to $435 retail in the U.S. and it costs about $94 in Canada.

Priorities are "Interesting"

The boys' new old con:


"In Chicago, for instance, Mayor Rahm Emanuel recently passed a $55 million cut to municipal workers' pensions. At the same time, he has promoted a plan to spend $55 million of taxpayer money on a hotel project that is part of a stadium development plan."


"Retirees Get Cross-Checked by Stadium Subsidies" by David Sirota, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/17000/pension_cuts_finance_stadiums
*
If you think you desire a false testimony which will enable you to get a fake certificate of authenticity which is one of two requirements to get a license to steal - sorry, they are off for 5 weeks. Keep moving if you know what's good for you.
*
What the h is going on
With the don and his juan
Porking up moles and voles
Corkscrewing cups n goals
Fast tracking a gmo laced techno con.
*
Dear Ruse Browner:
The Center for Breezy Cheese Control highly recommends you give to Wall Street: 1 million dollars more per week, rather than per month. Thirteen million is so much more than 3 million, don't you think? Your priorities are "interesting."
Love,
a Voter

The Economy Is An _______

Most Americans believe the 57,000+ American refugees are
also human and should be treated as such. That is nice.
*
Dear Junior,
   Three questions:
1) Would the book be twice as fat if the truth was added in?
2) Does it contain lovely etchings?
3) If you make a profit, which charity(ies) will you sponsor?
*
If "the economy is surging" means the wealthy ran out of hiding places and who else needs livable wages anyways, the economy is an _sshole.

"A Genuinely Significant Difference"

Two paragraphs, out of order, from "How Sarah Palin could change the media, and why she won't" by Alyssa Rosenberg, Washington Post: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/act-four/wp/2014/07/29/how-sarah-palin-could-change-the-media-and-why-she-wont/


"This has always been the great contradiction of Palin's career. When she arrived on the national stage, Palin's family members and her fluidity in talking about them were a significant part of her appeal. But Palin also got plenty of clear signals that there were rewards to be had in playing to ugly, inflammatory political narratives, and she did not stint in pursuing them."


"Watching Palin read to and play with Trig is a genuinely affecting display of emotion and patience. And when Palin discusses the teachers and therapists who work with children like Trig, helping him learn to speak and eat solid food, her concern and hopes for him are both modest and clear. If Palin were going to embark on a focused media career, this is a place where she could tell stories that are often excluded from mass culture and where she could make a genuinely significant difference."

To Distract Us

The Bill of Rights for Voting Equality
http://www.brve.us/
*
State Department spokesperson says snooping on right wing allies is the new U.S. way of being a partner and an ally. And when the other partner and ally is Israel spoiling for a fight and willing to kill innocent citizens to prove it, the spokesperson said peace is a quieter and cheaper option, though neither ally nor partner finds it interesting or profitable.
*
"Is Obama trying to get impeached to distract us?" by Rex Huppke, Chicago Tribune


http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-talk-huppke-obama-distractions-20140729,0,7251527.story

Reprobates

New millennium tractarians, wasps, and taxidermied power shirts are currently enjoying a coagulation of fossils to wipe Women's Equality Day off the calendar. They wanted you to know.
*
The new tractarianism of 2014 (the last one was churchy and ended in 1841) = a countermovement against progress and pragmatism, and attempts to force everyone backwards into an earlier time of existence, with primitive rules and regulations for those without bribe money. What happened to the comics code authority?
*
The greed of big money in politics is our big big biggest problem. Neither the Clintons nor the
Obamas are ready or willing to admit that fact. The hunt for more money more money is sad to watch. They went to college to ask people for money?
*
Does anyone want to dicker in the not so free American
global market place it if means
Dereliction
Incompetence
Cowardice
Kickbacks
Extortion  and
Reprobates?

The Existing Constitution

From "Areopagiticus" by Isocrates (436 - 338 bc)


(18) "And yet how can we praise or tolerate a government which has in the past been the cause of so many evils and which is now year by year ever drifting on from bad to worse? And how can we escape the fear that if we continue to progress after this fashion we may finally run aground on rocks more perilous than those which at that time loomed before us?"


(23) "Furthermore they considered that this way of appointing magistrates was also more democratic than the casting of lots, since under the plan of election by lot chance would decide the issue and the partizans of oligarchy would often get the offices; whereas under the plan of selecting the worthiest men, the people would have in their hands the power to choose those who were most attached to the existing constitution."

That

The Ching Quay

We asked the 5 radical supreme Court judges - To what do you
owe your decision making skills?

Amazingly, the ching quay answered in unison and in harmony -
Colo-rectal thinking.

We left it at that. 

Is This a Problem?

Let's say there are 3 branches of government in the U.S. And let's say 2 of the branches have members who are actively working against the 3rd branch. The President himself is 1 of the branches, the Executive branch. The 2nd is the Legislative branch, that would be the Senate and the House of Representatives. The 3rd is the Judicial branch, which has no right to be the executive nor legislate law. Again, let's say far right wing members in the Senate, House, and supreme Court are actively working against the President and they are also actively working against all of us who are not the very wealthiest. Is this a problem?

"Money Has Been Happy"

"Money matters more than mouth (the old challenge: put your money where your mouth is) and money has been happy with Obama beginning six weeks after he took office, and it has never looked back."
from "A bull market under Obama's watch"
or
"Is Obama worst or best president"
by Len Robertson, Chicago Tribune Letters to the Editor




http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/letters/chi-letter-a-bull-market-under-obamas-watch-20140715,0,4772234.story

Hub Bub

See how your Chicago alderman/alderwoman votes on issues such as education, housing, and minimum wage. For instance, what is James Cappleman (46th) doing? Who is insane and who is just greedy? Who votes your preference and who doesn't? Who needs to retire? Take back Chicago!


http://www.takebackchicago.org/
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There should be a Working Families Party everywhere.
http://workingfamilies.org/about-us/
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The ObamRahmPWinkle Club
Has some age but no sub
After all the shared grub
The good times at the pub
They're the nub of the hub, bub.

Steal Third

Will F_x buy CNN? Are monopolies wonderful?
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If any scum are offended, CNN will kiss your _____.

Thanks, CNN, that felt good.

People of U.S.A.

v

John Andrew Boehner

As you - John Andrew Boehner - have with purpose and deliberation willfully damaged your Constituents, the People of the United States, the People of the World, and the reputation of the United States, without mentioning your on stage and off stage redundancy, you must return all salaries, benefits, bribes, and hidden monies you have accrued from February 1, 2009 through July 18, 2014. Go directly to prison. Have a pleasant day.
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Iraqi Christians were given 3 choices. In the U.S. we are given 2.
But just as in baseball, sometimes we have to steal a third.

Worth It

Hungry ghosts and the men who do their bidding
Think going downhill backwards is the way of ridding
Their minds of scarey stuff
But it's self-destructive bluff.
Love the children and tell them you're kidding.
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In the year 2042
The old lady gives up her shoe
"Money out
Voters in"
Evolve with the nuance of your hue.
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At long last pension thieves have you no shame
Smooth lies show the fissures in your frame
Government assisted workercide
Fracking & undermining the democracy bride
Phony recovery stories are a dangerous game.
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If you want to be super rich and you don't like your spouse all that much, talk him/her into becoming president and killing for dollars.
It'll be so worth it!

Free!

Here in the Chicago area, we like to call private-for-profit schools "charter" schools because they are newly created corporations with special privileges. One of the special privileges is taking money from those who still pay their taxes. And the powers that be see the future with the rest of the public school students on isolated home computers - the oh so private public school system of the future. Most students will not do well but they will never have to leave the house. Organized sports and worshipping the permitted God(s) can all be done by avatar. Again, most will not do well, but it is free.
K through 12! Free!

The Fire

Please place your avariced possessions outside the hangar door. All of the dozen members of the committee of safety will float by unshaven and pick up the items. They will then be delivered from evil amen.
Or hoarded.
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Were Rick Perry's ancestors some of this country's first illegal aliens? Will the First Nations put a fence around Rick? Will he like it?
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Love the Children

Did you hear that Hobby Lobby wanted to offer free childcare and college scholarships but then realized it is against their beliefs?

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The second most recent unholy Roman empire

Old follower of Paul who was afraid of women and quite a liar

Says just wait until later

To see the size of your tater

It is for your own good nobody will hire. Obey & stay out of the fire.

Nothing

The Occidental Pre'vert Society wishes to announce it's llc partnership with Hip Crits Are Us for the summer of 2014 tour of our handiworks and grand cotillion which follows. Greatness should be celebrated with as much pretense as one can get others to pay for. Dress for equatorial downpours and polar vortexes - there will be both.
This year's theme: We Do Not Believe in Climate Change
But We Do Believe in Nothing.

Involving Bribery

Cleveland is so Cavalier!
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"Glenn Greenwald Speaks Out About NSA's Spying on Muslim-Americans" from Huffington Post
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/09/glenn-greenwald-muslim-nsa-fbi_n_5571112.html
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"A dishonest politician is one lacking native integrity
and thoroughly untrustworthy."
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They say John Boehner has not been sober since 1956. That is what marinates the pickles in his brain. That is what helps him to sue President Obama for his continuation of the Bush Jr. policies, including the continuation of Bush's eternal State of National Emergency. Junior never got sued by Boehner because Bush Jr is the only man alive who could lasso a tumbleweed, throw it onto his own path, and then trip over it. John's pickles admire such a skill.
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Lindsey Graham is usually glassy eyed and a bit carnation pink nosed. Is he allergic to alcohol?
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We love you, Jane Fonda!
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Not just anybody could get in. You had to know somebody or have a lot of money to get into the National Guard during the VietNam war. Bush Jr did know somebody and dad had a lot of money. Junior did not want to go to VietNam. It turned out that Jr did not want to show up for his flight test while he was in the Guard either. It was all so much work, and he had to party and abuse people and party some more and abuse people some more and.
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Avarice = insatiable greed for riches, miserly desire to gain
and hoard wealth


Boehner


Corruption = dishonesty, without integrity, involving bribery

Imaginary Lines

"Behold, the drunk uncle-ization of America" by Rex Huppke, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-talk-huppke-drunk-uncle-20140708,0,615165.story
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Hi. I'm TomBobPetePaulJebKevin
An American sock puppet playing 7/11
Can't see my strings
Or the off-shored blings
Me and the parrots'll fly you to profit's heaven.
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An example of the sickness of Congress: it wants to spend LESS money to fix the present day problems at the Veterans hospitals than it wants to spend investigating the past in Benghazi.
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How dare young people cross imaginary lines?

Will Too

Is a poison-penned Christmas war coming against the People?
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Do our tomorrows entertain the possibility of drug and food deaths?
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What if Monsanto and the pen say yes we will eat crow?
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You can pick your ass sets and you can pick your lie abilities
but you can't pick your relatives.
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The koch minus zero 300 tar race
Shoots regurgitated bs in your face in your face
Shafta is as
Shafta does
The question is, who koch-holds who and who brings the mace?
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Well, if reported American Taliban members such as Pete Sessions and
Paul Ryan and Kevin McCarthy are bringing mace, other members
will too.

Beauty Spots

No one protects our nerve substance more than Strife Crock
Okay okay we'll buy at least one toxic knife glock
To whack the stacks
And frack the wacks
Doing the koch thing decks out the whole frickin' rock!
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Arm processed by Robot #312, his royal electedness walked right on the line between his unclean bosses and the unwashed masses. All he was trying to do was come out alive on the other side with at least one dark hair left. The unclean bosses had been most attractive to him because they offered up free travel tickets and free smile checkups. The unwashed masses offered only their undying gratitude. The not so free market valued gratitude at less than a nickel a gross ton. And so the guessers guessed what the semifinal outcome would be and the line told his royal electedness to have a nice day and give its back a break by walking somewhere else for awhile.
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Example of a dysfunctional conjunction:
You have a good hot. I yanked it out and trew into the yod.
My hero . . .
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We want a permanent change in the yogurt culture.
We want an insurance salesman to carry on the wicked policies of
a mediocre bathroom painter.
We want to eat and wear poison.
We want a phone snooper that fits into our life experience and recognizes our thoughts before we speak them.
We want a president to be a stone killer with a heart of platinum because fool's gold doesn't make the grade.
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From anchor babies to loophole kids to 7 day a week part-time wait staff = the new american dream. Isn't it aggravating when kids flaunt their loopholes?
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"Hands off our local beauty spots."

Mortals Hath Possessed

Forgotten Books is the "world's largest online library with 484,473 books available on demand."


http://www.forgottenbooks.com/


How about "Jefferson and His Colleagues A Chronicle of the Virginia Dynasty" or "The Chaldean Account of Genesis" or . . .
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George Washington wrote a letter in 1788 to his friend, the Marquis de Lafayette. He wrote of the merits of the proposed U.S.Constitution and said there were some real defects, but they were not radical and he would not touch upon them at that time. Here is a part of it.


    . . . With regard to the two great points (the pivots on which the whole machine must move) my Creed is simple:
   1st -- That the general Government is not invested with more Powers than are indispensably necessary to perform the functions of a good Government; and, consequently, that no objection ought to be made against the quantity of Power delegated to it:
   2ly -- That these Powers (as the appointment of all Rulers will forever arise from, and, at short stated intervals, recur to the free suffrage of the People) are so distributed among the legislative, Executive, and Judicial Branches, into which the general Government is arranged, that it can never be in danger of degenerating into a monarchy, an Oligarchy, an Aristocracy, or any other despotic or oppressive form; so long as there shall remain any virtue in the body of the People.
   I would not be understood my dear marquis to speak of consequences which may be produced, in the revolution of ages, by corruptions of morals, profligacy of manners, and listlessness for the preservation of the natural and unalienable rights of mankind; nor of the successful usurpations that may be established at such an unpropitious juncture, upon the ruins of liberty, however, providently guarded and secured, as these are contingencies against which no human prudence can effectually provide. It will at least be a recommendation to the proposed Constitution that it is provided with more checks and barriers against the introduction of tyranny, and those of a nature less liable to be surmounted, than any government hitherto instituted among mortals, hath possessed. . .

Harmful to Society

Hobby Lobby asked one of it's high paid spokespersons - Sammy the Toe - to send a formal thank you note to China. China is Hobby Lobby's biggest partner. China has the most abortions. Hobby Lobby and China are equal partners in business, so why not a formal thank you note?
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To all tax dodgers and tax whiners:
   Plainly, you exist apart from society and do not require the use of roads and bridges and other mortal objects. The soles of your shoes remain as shiny as the day you were born from floating above it all. Would you consider donating even one pair of shoes to someone who has none?
How admirable,
Me
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"The law has the right to forbid only that which is harmful to society."
by Charles Laughton in "This Land is Mine" ('43)

There Is No Place To Hide

"Climate news: Arctic seafloor methane release is double previous estimates, and why that matters" by Gaius Publius, Americablog
http://americablog.com/2014/06/climate-news-arctic-seafloor-methane-release-double-previous-estimates-matters.html
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Kochs' heinous lies cloak our guide
Koched up flams give a murderous ride
Nitwits
Sound bits
Rich or poor there is no place to hide.

Very Trying

SAMMY THE TOE SAYS GO VOTE BECAUSE VOTING IS A GO!
Thanks, Sammy
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When your 3 favorite people are King George III, Paul Goebbels,
and whoever slips you the most cash, fantastically great things
can be accomplished, right?
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The following words are from The Declaration of Independence of
July 4, 1776. The words refer to King George III, the German king of England. The funny part is that the words also apply to the party of John Boehner, Lindsey Graham, Jeff Sessions, Mitch McConnell and whoever is currently running the state of Michigan.
Substitute  "They have" for "He has":


He has refused his Assent to Laws,
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing Importance, unless suspended in their Operation till his Assent should be obtained;
He has dissolved Representative Houses
He has refused for a long Time, after such Dissolutions, to cause others to be elected;
He has endeavoured to prevent the Population of these States; for that Purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their Migrations hither,
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone,
He has erected a Multitude of new Offices, and sent hither Swarms of Officers to harass our People,
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution, and unacknowledged by our Laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended legislation:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with Power to legislate for us in all Cases whatsoever.
He has excited domestic Insurrections amongst us,
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In the U.S. Constitution it says "no religious test." The 5 radical supreme Court judges are very trying.

Shall Not Be Denied or Abridged

Some of my favorite phrases in the Constitution:


Article I Section 6
The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services (my underline)


Article I Section 8
The Congress shall have Power . . .
To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts,


Article I Section 9
No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed


Article II Section 1
No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President;


Article II Section 2
The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate,


Article II Section 3
he [the President] shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States


Article III Section 1
The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good Behavior,


Article III Section 3
Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.


Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.


Amendment XIV Section 3
No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, . . . or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof


Amendment XV
The right of citizens of the United States to vote
shall not be denied or abridged

A Village

The "supreme" Court has no authority, no Constitutional authority to create laws
Though it does have the power to claw lunch apart & put it into its jaws
This radical court fringe
Is on a right wing binge
Of illegal legislation from a bench held up with monkey paws.
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Robot-assisted-by-doctor prostate exploratory
Will be filmed and narrated by the finest oratory
If it works out,
Robot will give a shout
Any extra parts will be dissected in the laboratory.
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Ben Dover displayed but Miss O'Nee-ism is not a fan
Then he hawked her wares from an armored van
Nibble rules
From the dribble tools
An insurance salesman making money for the can.
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Dear Federal Suggestion Box:
   We are a small village of 8000. We are almost 1/3 Black almost 1/3 Spanish-speaking almost 1/3 White with 1/100 designated as other. We want to waste money and insult people just as you do. Have you any casual summer ways for us to do that so that afterwards we could say we didn't do it on puuurpose?
Love, it really does take a village.


Dear It Really Does Take A Village:
   You should never make a move or think about making a move without asking us first so you did the right thing. 
Have a series of concerts. Start out with a 50-60 year old white band. Finish off with a grand finale of Beatles impersonators. Wasteful and insulting as you requested, with loud thrown in for good measure.
With great respect, the Federal Suggestion Box


Dear FSB:
   Thank you. That is why you guys are the feds and we are a village.
IR D TAV

Polluting Mowers

"How Walmart Threatens Organic Food
The Store's Wild Oats brand won't sow sustainability"
by Arun Gupta, In These Times


http://inthesetimes.com/article/16785/how_walmart_threatens_organic_food


". . . pushing farms to relocate to unregulated regions abroad while undermining organic standards at home."


Yes, it is nice that the Clintons are big fans of
both Walmart and the Bible.
It is nice for everybody, especially the Bible.i
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Grass and lawns are a tradition of British castles, intended and used to see righteous anger coming at them. We still copy that tradition today. We need more fruit trees and nut trees, more vegetable gardens, more herbs, more beautiful flowers, more rain barrels. Lawns are basically useless for holding much water. Lawns are worthless in todays weather changing world. Okay, lawns are useless and worthless. And what about the polluting mowers?

Things Are That Lean

The movement of children is the original part of Plan A, the true guest worker program in the American global economy.
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Don't be a tool.
". . . They may not make it" when children flee to safety is still better odds than they won't make it if they stay home. Besides, don't you really want to send them to Kentucky or Tennessee to pick that stuff that poisons the pickers and gives cancer to the users? Send the ones who don't need so much water and who have the best finger muscles. So many fences, so many prisons, so many guest workers.
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Life is so simple when you don't know what you're talking about
quoted the "warfare queen."
50 shades of hoar sessions eating grahams and that is so mean.
Kill! Kill! Kill! spew the few.
We've plenty for that, yes we do.
But nothing for schools, bridges, & roads - things are that lean.

It Is Summer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy
". . . Republicans would be shortsighted if they weakened enforcement of the Voting Rights Act."
Kevin Phillips who worked for nixon said that.
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MOP it, brother
Misdirection
Origami
Prestidigitation
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obloquy = discredit or disgrace in public's eyes
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Dipsomania runs through John's veins
It keeps him glassy-eyed and in chains
Rust never rests
Round-filed his bests
No more drunk driving in the fast lanes.
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There are still a few micro-thinkers stuck on the Benghazi channel. There is no help for them, no respite. Extreme therapy camp may be
an option. After all, it is summer.

The Greatest

I have a 2 part question -
But first, the American global corporations and the United States government have supported repressive regimes in countries such as Honduras and Guatemala for many many decades and they continue to do so. They continue to support the corrupt military and police in those countries. They continue to support human rights abuses. They support the destruction of the economies. They continue to support genocide and plain ordinary murders. They continue to support the protection of drug traffickers.
Here is the question - Why does the U.S. Federal Dept of HoSe (DHS) pretend it does not know why so many Honduran and Guatemalan children are fleeing, and why did a representative of the DeHoSe dare to threaten the children's parents?
So, great country or the greatest?

Somewhere Else

Speaking of sedition, terrorism, and salary reimbursement, John Boehner gets his empty calories from ethyl alcohol, his lifetime maintenance drug. It helps him to talk or to talk and cry at the
same time, depending on the festivities. Where did his insane
racism come from?
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John Barrasso - is he best boy of the keystone kochs and does
lying for dollars help him live a happy life? What a lucky guy.
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TootToot Sneedums says STOP WIGGLING IN YOUR SEATS!
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Walgreen CEO hinted it's biggest investor is ordering an offshore relocation. Money talks loud and rude said the drug dude. Besides, he added, workers strapped to tables need less oversight or food money if they are not here but somewhere else.

Seven Level Wipe

Their selfie ad was a pasquinade, a public lampoon of themselves. They were a gothic father and daughter team from the Middle Ages, barbarous and with grotesque natures. He wore a self-standing vest and a giant hat to mask his weaknesses. She remained by his side, frozen for all eternity. They had all the curb appeal of coat hangers and the warmth of ice cubes. They gave a laugh. Thanks.
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Dutiful citizen gripe
Private eyes, lies and hype
Painted toes and plumbing pipe
Mission accomplished getting ripe
Daily pass the talon type
Who managed the 7 level wipe?

Against Livable Wages

If John McCain and Lindsey Graham are two of the several people funneling money and arms to ISIS, the local terrorist group in Iraq and Syria, aren't the 2 senators terrorists also?
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The House of Saud really is the number one and number two enemy of the American global imperialists, no matter who holds hands with who or who is in bed with who. But hey, business is just business.
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When it comes to illegal invasions of sovereign nations, we cannot believe a thing John McCain says. He hates everyone, one country at a time. Is he filled with everyday ordinary anger, or is it the all-consuming rage of PTSD? We don't know because he refuses to get help.
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Please join MallWart and ToothFest in their real time campaign against livable wages.

Noona Kahuna

Pay away the gray-
Matter the ok way.
Make nonsense jibes,
Give and take bribes.
Turn it all into toxic clay.
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Ronald Spielman, Bruce Rauner, Mitt Romney, the former dick, and all the other disaster capitalists thrive on the destruction of businesses and the destruction of real human people who are part of those businesses. If they can't make disasters, what good are they?
Keep smiling boys, you are so great.
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A tick named Luna
Fell in love with big tuna
Somebody now bury 'er
Mercury thru the barrier!
Al fresco rick shaw and a noona kahuna.

G I Bill

Here's to the poisoner of food animals herbs and people
Quite purposefully it kills on the worldwide cheaple
Population doubtful
Isn't that a mouthful
The view is fantasmal from up in the steeple.
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Being in a state of temporary clarity
While ill in oy tests for verity
Can be funny
For a bunny
Neither girl nor boy have equal parity.
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Bucky Floor Eyes
Chooses slurs and lies
Donor moaners
bemoaning
Selfie boners
Jump the gate made of why's.
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Besides our continued enjoyment of the lack of accomplishments of the worse than do nothing congress, how else can we celebrate the 70th birthday of the G I Bill?

Come along, Faaargo

Ba'athism in its oldest and purest form means renaissance or resurrection and enlightenment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baathist
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Come along, Faaargo.

Five of the books, the "important books that disappeared because of their controversial subject matter": http://markcrispinmiller.com/2014/06/forbidden-bookshelf/

You Know They Will

One no trump, two no trump,
he ain't got no couth no culture,
but he does buy big letters.
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"Can Hillary be herself and win?" by Roger Simon, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/simon/28134486-452/can-hillary-be-herself-and-win.html#.U6GWX5VOWM8
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We have received 2 or 3 letters from people doing 2014 "business." They want us to pay protection money to keep our water pipes safe, only they don't call it that. No return addresses are ever required on their envelopes.
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I know how to break everything! Oh! Oh, oh! I know how to wreck everything!



How great is that? Would you care to be our resident expert on pretending you know and care about putting everything back together again?


You know it!
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"All sides vow to stay vigilant" because cell phones are everywhere. Who knows when all sides will be captured,
and you know they will.

Months

Rick Perry from the withering state of Texas is so pro life that he has made sure that unborn Texas babies have the least access to pre-natal care than any other state. He says the least he can do is a weakness in his character, a flaw if you will. He claims if he never had the desire for post mortem adulation he would not be in the spot he's in now and for the next 7 months.  

Other 3

"The Missing Native Vote
Nearly 50 years after the Voting Rights Act, American Indians still don't have equal access to the ballot box" by Stephanie Woodard,
In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/16773/the_missing_native_vote
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re: male enhancement drugs
Who knew that insufficient care, research, and testing would lead to failure? Guess who knew.
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Everything the soldiers themselves fought for during the 2 week illegal invasion and war of Iraq, and the dozen years of occupation afterwards when we wealthy heirs moved mountains of cash around, it could all vanish. The memories could all vanish! Blaming myself is not on the agenda.
That was from a wealthy heir begging to be noticed. Guess who.
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No more than 5 people in Washington D.C. are ever allowed to tell the truth at the same time. This season, 2 of them are Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. Guess the other 3.  

Mute Button

"Leader's resounding defeat by Kochs' covert money highlights divide"
and
"Kochs' covert money key in Cantor defeat"
Because when you want the public to believe your candidate is "underfunded", you covertly fund some bribable radio personalities and let them do the mindbending work.
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In the name of the bother, the bun, and the goalie post. Amen.
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"10 seconds to time warp." Godzilla v King Ghidorah ('91)
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During times of great social change, the fringe on the right who always want to control everything in order to not feel afraid, feel even more afraid. Their mouths run amok. Fortunately, tape comes in a variety of colors and designs and is cheaper than surgical extraction or using the mute button.

Insipient Aims

"Hillary stands for people who are 'dead broke' but also have multiple homes." a quote from John Kass in today's Chicago Tribune. I would add this - Hillary was really speaking only to those with multiple homes when she used the old rags to riches we did good "business" story. She was flashing the Clinton credentials, their membership in the movers and shakers club without a party. And the rest of us happened to overhear.
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The dinosaurs' extinction is direct proof there are soul-sick puppies doing speaking gigs on the House floor. Parallel universes have finally met, the shortest distance between 2 pointed heads is by way of a crooked crook, and the space between one's ears is more than slightly infinite. We have landed on the Isle of Wak.
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Waterless torture games
Criminals nobody blames
Stuffed britches
Deepen ditches
Join the club of insipient aims.

"How a Big Agribusiness Firm Infiltrated the EPA and Made a Mockery of Science" by Kamil Ahsan, AlterNet


http://www.alternet.org/personal-health/how-big-agribusiness-firm-infiltrated-epa-and-made-mockery-science

A Peak

When, for the first time he publicly shot an associate in the face, the old mobster signaled an end to his closet dealings and a beginning to his meetings inside walk-in safes, which led to cement crypt symposiums, and so on. If any place had foot-thick walls and faces asking for some pain, he was there. Sometimes he thinks he still is.
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NBC was ridiculous in its narrow one horse coverage
of the Belmont Stakes.
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"The U.S. was democracy's beacon. That legacy used to be
in good hands." Who said that?
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The puritan-on-citizen bondage technique
Has been copied by each and every other freak
For centuries of years
And centuries of tears
The wormhole of futures gave US a peak.

Lapel Pin

Corruption is the enemy within
The gin's rummies cannot win
Earth self-corrects
and
Without us, resurrects
Put that on a lapel pin

Stage Props

We love you Randi!
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Is it more fun to be stifled with one quick blow,
or very very slooooowly?
Is it then even more fun to be flattened and rolled up
into the eternal war machine or made into soap?
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"Hitler Lives?", 1945
It is 17 minutes long. The first 13 minutes are harsh and
anti-German. Today the enemy is within, still exacting
arms and legs, still thinking about the next time. The
last 4 minutes are very important for us all today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEYeJKCFQgA
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If there isn't time to whistle
Because the day is full of gristle
While the I's
Are fed lies
Grab some space and sit on a missal.
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CombHand Insecurity
Snoops with virtuous purity
Gentle eyes
Dehumanize
Selling disease with surety.
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Well, MayoRahm is again talking about wasting electricity and power plant usage and the People's money. Could it be that he is living large in his personal reality show and we are his stage props?

"NRA finally meets its match: Why Richard Martinez should have them shaking" by Katie McDonough, Salon


http://www.salon.com/2014/05/29/nra_finally_meets_its_match_why_richard_martinez_should_have_them_shaking/

What About Them?

Dear Senator Mark Kirk,
   Please listen and listen some more to Vets who have been and continue to be taken care of at Hines Hospital.
   Illinois is not Arizona or Texas. And you are not the Senator who already knew about the problems, or are you?
   What about the paralyzed veterans who recently received letters threatening to cut off their benefits? What about them?
Love, Me

"Documents Show the VA Debacle Began Under George W. Bush"
by Mariah Blake, Mother Jones


http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/05/veterans-affairs-backlogs-waiting-lists-george-bush

Another Pass

"Any organization that puts itself above the law
is bound to cause havoc." The Lone Ranger, 1957
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Try not to appear too apathetic, unmoved, disinterested,
indifferent or theatrically made up.
jeez.
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The gringo ate our babies
And gave US all rabies
Surprise
Never lies
Unsure about the maybes.
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When dumb buns were encouraged to conceal smart guns
by sons of huns who do their own concealing of all kinds
of profits for all kinds of fun, who lost and who won?
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Thieves and crooks in the money game know there is no warning
when the midnight transport to Iran comes.
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Like sands through an hour glass
So go the elephant and the ass
Money buys a cool afterlife
Either that or lots of strife
Let's finagle another pass.

Please?

Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn who can pinpoint
Uranus Neptune and our friend Pluto.
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Having used up 80+% of his opportunity, will President Obama ever vow out of his vow-making? Please?

Feel the Difference

Free speech cages may easily be converted into tailgate cages.
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Stephen the Pale
From beyond the pale
Has such fun,
Is not quite done,
So he bumped his very own sail.
(But has he memorized the list of subjects he must never discuss?)
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We have been hearing that Mellody Hobson who was born and raised in Chicago, along with her husband George Lucas, is considering sights for a Star Wars museum.


Yes. I take credit for all that.


May we stick to the facts, Sir?


I'm is charge. I steer the conversation.


How nice for you. Would you please steer this - What is the basic difference between actual acts of repression and aggression against people who are deliberately kept poor and powerless, and one narcissistic personality with delusions of grand importance?


Feel the difference.

Mitigation

The radical inhumans of today have a similar vision for our tomorrows:
Idiocracy (2006)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
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Germ in (a) nation
begat
Booble litigation
Noise and us keys
to the
Poisonous trees
s'all
Circumstantial mitigation.

He Made Her Do It

Big boy "business" is conducted in a deceitful and shameful way and yet for some reason it leaves the perps feeling unfulfilled and yearning to mess up public schools and public governments in the same manner. Where did we go wrong?


"Company that made deal with Rauner's firm has buyer's remorse" by Dan Mihalopoulos, Chicago Sun-Times
http://politics.suntimes.com/article/springfield/company-made-deal-rauner%E2%80%99s-firm-has-buyer%E2%80%99s-remorse/tue-05132014-623pm
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Yes. Global Climate Change really is the fault of our government and other governments who foolishly follow our lead by allowing the very wealthy to be as ugly as they please.
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Dear Ma'am or Sir:
   Good manners in the digital age demand all parties employ the mode of interaction preferred by the persons with whom one wishes to communicate.
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The lady said the super old dude on dangerous anti-psychotic tranquilizers made her point out his pre racial beatitudes.
He made her do it.

Them

Is this the new old way of doing what they like to call "business"?


"Under Emanuel, principals have no voice" by Troy A. LaRaviere, Principal of Blaine Elementary School, Chicago Sun-Times


http://www.suntimes.com/opinions/letters/27339293-474/under-emanuel-principals-have-no-voice.html#.U24g3ZXjiM8


". . . to reject these backward ideas and to oust the politicians
who peddle them."

And All Are Liars

If it doesn't plan to fall apart, we'll knock it down
While turning the world's smile into a great big frown
Ain't free to park it
So ride the energy market
And steal a lot of everything to forge a fake crown.
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Rich old white men are desperate to maintain control of old white imperialism even though it is sick and dying. So one of their ideas for plan a was to install at least 5 losers on the "supreme" court to talk stupid and repress freedom. And all are liars.

It Isn't Cheap

Please note the BHO takes time to be flawless
While his bosses the bribers are so lawless
Our feds have a killer dis
Let's work on our well-toned bliss
It won't hurt to be branded new and jawless.
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VelBeak: If the drug corp is willing to say it doesn't know
how VelBeak works, shouldn't we be willing to buy it?
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Criminals always surround themselves with other criminals, unless it is a take your kid to school day. Then instead of surrounding themselves, they only take along 1 or 2 criminals for the actual driving and door-opening and stuff like that. It is an age-old system and it isn't cheap.

The Growing Parasite Layer

Will there ever be enough bullets to fight chemicals and disease?
Only Wayne is willing to share.
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"NRA says media present greatest threat to America"
or
"Fearless gun owners scared of people armed with pens"
by Rex W. Huppke, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-nra-media-threat-huppke-talk-20140429,0,2195969.story
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Anthony Beale for President! Governor! Mayor!
Who wants character and who wants a payer?
One in a million
Or maybe a billion
Will unmask the growing parasite layer.

Now I Don't Know

Are you concerned about the contortionality of your
face to arse salutations? Have you told somebody?
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Cloning the same old storyline -
Robot zombie pirates working the DEcline -
Grabbing it now
Taking a bow
Everything is fine nine times nine times nine.
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I was beginning to think the Pope wanted Cardinal George to die on the job as a learning lesson for children, about passive assisted living.
Now I don't know.

Worse Stories

Yes, we will be very very selective. In fact, the first requirement is tricky but do-able: Just as the future namesake of the future school, all audacious applicants must be too tall not to bend over while not looking back.
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When fringe tories
Began tormenting morning glories
On their way back
Into devil's crack
No one invented worse stories.

I Forget Which

- Oxymorons of Intel -

Sometimes when a bandar in the bush

is no longer worth the effort,

it's public eye gets removed

and

the sighs are heard for

12,000 kilometers

or

12,000 seconds.

I forget which.

An hour and a half

To mourn the chafe

Isn't it much

Or some such

But what a time to laugh.

The Bully Wedge of Ownership

"Bruce Almighty meets Quinnocchio! Entertaining and informative"
or
"Bruce Almighty's education agenda faces tough crowd" by Mark Brown, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/26790130-452/bruce-almighty-meets-quinnocchio-entertaining-and-informative.html

If the Spirit is Willing

Dear Laura W,
Including whats-her-name's name in with the big boys is kind of insulting to them, isn't it?
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Will politician prostitutes be filmed inside Judge Rosie's courtroom and will they act right?
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Speaking of plastic bags, new old ways, and hopes for loose change, mayoRahm can sure speak into the wind a lot.
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Hi. Diana here, the Mrs. part of the Mr. and Mrs. whisper team.
I pose. I smile. I laugh. I'm just as human as you are. 23% of me
is a Democrat. I'm sitting on that percent.
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Once upon a time, a politician and thinker for the ages decided the best way he could be of service and make a contribution to the people around him was to go somewhere else, somewhere he really wanted to be anyway. That takes discipline and caring. Bravo!
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Dear Mr Staircase,
   Your adoring public wants to know - are you an entertainer with bigger aspirations or perspirations? And is mocking one's heritage courtifically sporting? Thank you.
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They say Barack Obama is a weak-minded individual who was easily turned into a killer. We look forward to his 2021 interpretive dance performances about how the utter sadness of drone deaths can put a wrinkle into one's reputation. Luckily, driving around in a shiny plastic motorcade can alleviate some of the sadness, if the spirit is willing.

The Other 5 Plants

Five questions:
How many U.S. governments are headquartered in D.C.?
Which government is top dog?
Do they all do whatever they want without informing the others?
Is each government spying on the others?
Just how inept are all of them, both separately and combined?
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If Pope John could be embarrassed, so can John Pope.
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Corporations have always depended upon the kind money of strangers. Did you know that during World War II, Coke built 64 bottling plants? American tax-payers paid for 59 of them (during the war!!) We know Coke et al do not pay their own way,
so who paid for the other 5 plants?

A Cat in Gutitude

One gray hair for each and every lie
Don't look back at the shop window guy
My oh my
Sly in the sky
Sold half a sigh and never gave US a try.
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The grater whine power of combined nutitude
Is one decibel screechier than a cat in gutitude.

Indeed

"Class Warfare" by Robert Bossie, Voice of the People
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2014-03-27/opinion/ct-vp-voice-letters-0327-20140327_1_class-warfare-1-percent-99-percent
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The first and last sentences from the following piece are
"Let's put it this way: If the Koch Brothers were Russians, we'd call them oligarchs: grasping barbarians exercising crude political power." and "Americans for Prosperity, indeed."






"Behind the U.S. oligarchy" by Gene Lyons, Bemidji Pioneer


http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/content/gene-lyons-behind-us-oligarchy

Gosh

What have you learned in the past few weeks from the biggest saddest downhill racer?


I learned that if everyone had a livable wage, our delicately special system would be as doomed as doomed can be.


Gosh.

Why Did I Even Listen

We love you, Nanci Koschman!
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You look all twisted. What are you doing, gov?
I am probing myself. I think I will get a nice result.
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Poisons, Ingestible Plastics, and Bladders of Opportunity.
Press 1 if you know what your party is up to.
Press 2 if you don't like it.
Press 3 if you do not have a button to press.
Disconnect . . . . . .
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If "nice" = pleasing agreeable and delightful and if "good" = morally excellent righteous and pious, pick your kind of day.
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There are no negative effects from BP's and Duke Energy's and Chevron's leaks into the drinking water, no negative effects as fracking toxins enter the drinking water, none when pipelines leak poison into the drinking water, none as golf courses and the NSA's Utah data center in particular waste the drinking water, none when nuclear accidents spill into the drinking water, and of course none as wealthy hoarders hoard the drinking water.
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It wasn't even 8 am yet, but I heard the craziest thing. Supposedly, the positive ideals of dignity and freedom are won by using the negative greeds of war. Who is the genius who said that and
why did I even listen?

More Power

If you are going to the World Cup in Brazil, it is recommended you get the following vaccinations: Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Rabies, Typhoid, and Yellow Fever. That is one for each arm, one for each leg, and one for your abdomen. Go team!
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On a positive note: People are having
Good Riddance Phelps parties and loving them.
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"Rauner's term-limit plan looks OK, until you read it"
or
"You must read the fine print of Rauner's term limits plan:Brown"
by Mark Brown, Chicago Sun-Times


http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/26364834-452/you-must-read-the-fine-print-of-rauners-term-limits-plan-brown.html

Oops!

Who wants to shoot Timmy Diggs Jr, just for some fun in reverse?
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A machine power breakfast to bulk up on barbs
What a show of farce for all the Joans and Darbs
For an additional fee
All the powers that be
Will put their brands onto the new dogs' garbs.
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And then one day they came for you. Oops!

Sure

Bruce Rauner was born in 1957. The world started going downhill about then.


First, what is that about?


And how do you think he will conduct himself over the next months?


First, I don't know.


And I think he will open mouth and insert foot several times. I think, since the wealthy hoarders have been taking away public schools from the public across the country, the guy will blame the current governor in Illinois. I think, since the wealthy hoarders want to take away programs such as social security from the whole country, he will blame the current governor in Illinois.


Can we set term limits on the lies?


Sure

Pillage and Perjury

Hey, designated young people! Try to be good stats
in the President's portfolio!
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We depend upon the generosity of the wealthy hoarder class
It works out really great because we're such an ass
Papal's
Or Staples
Two sides aside, whose turn to cut the grass?
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Powder your pinks and baby your blues
The G put scarey news into sweetum's new shoes
Nuts are as nuts do
Course incorrection without a clue
Crews on call to pay the cruise-loving dues.
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Probie Juan
Looked kinda wan
From toe-tagging the vics
And forgetting the Vicks
So he quit to have more flan.
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It is for the babe, the toddler, and the waif
Rich steal from poor to make us all safe
Cameras and lotteries and schools
Gameras and totteries and fools
There's always one more pinnacle to strafe.
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Maximumly invasive political surgery
To remove the puritan/old con mergery
Because vestiges are useless
While ever so gooseless
During the s.o.p. of pillage and perjury.

Reform the Constitution and Defend Criminals

Did somebody take an oath in a secret meeting to reform the Constitution and defend criminals?
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"The CIA reminds us who's boss" by Steve Chapman, Townhall.com
http://townhall.com/columnists/stevechapman/2014/03/13/the-cia-reminds-us-whos-boss-n1808076

Foot-in-Mouth Disease

We've got "know" choices
Say the pragmatic voices.
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If "largess" = a generous bestowal of gifts and if "good manners" = a standard of polite behavior, please tell us again, who is against largess and who is against good manners?
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"In Times of Government Surveillance, Whose 'Security' Is at Stake?" by Noam Chomsky, In These Times

http://inthesetimes.com/article/16368/government_surveillance_security_noam_Chomsky
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Hi, everybody! Goobernatorial candidate here! Are you as proud of my money as I am? Let me tell you, I don't have experience. I don't think before I speak. I don't respect you people. But what the heck! My money is buying your kindest regards, isn't it?
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Please pass the cheesey peas
Crusted uppers are such a tease
From the self-preserved uncouth
Many eons long in the tooth
Recomes foot-in-mouth disease.

Key Word is "Overpaid"

Dear Mr. Empty Suit,
   You are a student who observes thinking but hasn't tried it yet. And you have acquired a 2-year plan, at least in name only. Who did all of the work on it? Who supplied you with this week's talking point? Who helps you across the street?
Love,
   A Concerned Neighbor
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After all these years of working for freedom and democracy, we are now brain-repetitioned repetitioned repetitioned into believing our true calling is to purchase insurance. Thank God we found out before it was too late.
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Seasoned in the useless, an overpaid politician has little recourse other than to become an overpaid briber for the corporate way,
an overpaid mouther of words, or an overpaid convict. As long as
the key word is "overpaid."

"A Textbook Definition of Insanity"

"Fighting to be heard amid church's silence"
by Christy Gutowski, Chicago Tribune
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2014-03-01/news/ct-chicago-archdiocese-sister-met-20140302_1_priests-chicago-archdiocese-pedophile
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"Vox Faux Populi"
by Chris Lehmann, In These Times

http://inthesetimes.com/article/16282/vox_faux_populi

. . . a textbook definition of insanity

Pretend To Steal It

"Dem powers stoop to smear tactics" by Carol Marin, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/25899635-452/marin-dem-powers-stoop-to-smear-tactics.html
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What should I do today besides shovel snow? I know. I'll invest some real money in some pretend money on my computer screen. That has to be profitable, right? I hope nobody will pretend to steal it.

A Lot of Hits

If the LaTuya drug causes you to experience impaired judgment or death, please visit our website to answer a questionnaire.
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Hypocrites with itty bitty sound bits
Arranged their scheduled hypo fits
Waxing pathetic during February sweeps
With waste managed off-side veeps
Cold-selling had to take some hits.

May I Take a Message?

The centuries old one-percent ring
Is holding it's annual Spring Fling
This one celebrates
All the never too lates
Of it's 150 year old sting.
*
Aye, Eye, and I walked into a bar
But we didn't get far
Without deadly night shades
And three metered mades
So we hightailed it back to the car.
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Accidentally existentially incidentally oxidentally Uncle Sam he yam
*
Hello. Is this Washington D.C.? May I speak to a politician?
What a nice thought, Sir or Ma'am, but no. Those who are not participating in the " orgy of greed and avarice" are either sleeping it off or getting ready to go back over there. May I take a message?

Virtual Figments

A thousand year hike never seems to last that long.
*
Big Daddy was one of the lesser gods. He kept his thumb on the pulse of all global globules. Unbeknownst to everyone, he was using the incorrect digit. So that was why he was a lesser god and everyone else was a globule.
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Post endurance tested ligaments
Scream therapied rainbow pigments
Ouch
Where is my couch
Made of imaginatively virtual figments

Strip

Has the U.S. government gone mad with power?
*
Thanks for the tip
New Jersey is about to flip
Barney plays the fife
His money or our life
There must be another mall to strip.

"Emanuel's Re-election Nightmare"
by Carol Marin, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/marin/25750253-452/emanuels-re-election-nightmare.html

Shake

No boots on the gowned
While frack talk is crowned
Fake fakes
Cut the brakes
Old criminals unbound.
*
   President Nuke Sky Hawker had been recruited and rebooted by unknown forces. Before anyone could ask, "What forces?", President NSH had skipped to the head of the line of drone killers and ate all of the upside-down cakes. Luckily, not all of the crows had been eliminated in the outdoor lab test, so we ate crow pie and came back for more. Got any fries with that shake? 

Never Once Stopped

How nice that someone can say "many better-educated, upscale voters" welcome non-livable wages and the enslavement of people who are not them in order to trade in the market place of their freedom. God bless everyone's freedom.
*
Does anyone want a governor who has no clear memory?
*
What former Illinois representative used to have some smarts but they got porned, found a soft spot in Bill Clinton, and made himself an entourage in Zimbabwe? Hint: his first name rhymes with "shell"
and his games never once stopped.

Carrying Puppy Tales

Why can't I be heard?
At least that's the word
Look . . . at . . . me
Please see me
I'd uther be utherford.
*
   Once upon a time, a fracking insurance salesman operating within the guidelines of a keystone kochs' dark it place, oversold the newly created and itinerantly free worker class a bunch of cell phones with forever payment apps and mandatory medication injectors. The procedure might have happened competently and efficiently but the fracking insurance salesman had already begun polishing and then
re-polishing his word zone with what looked like the backs of former volunteers carrying puppy tales.

Branded New Heights

Once upon a corporate raider
Who effed the bride but never paid 'er
Suffered fools just the once
Thanks for that, mimed the dunce
Drug the bug, it's time to trade 'er.
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We're only snooping on those old school dated landlines. We would never snoop on cell phones or the internet. Never.
Who said that and why? 
*
Dear President/MayoRahm Tag Team:
   As you continue to debase yourselves,
you might be proud to know 
pocket tools are also learning tools.
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They falsified their stage faces in elective fights
And are still using smoke and mirrors and wasted lights
Both must be pushed hard to work for the common good
And wouldn't be Democrats if they could
Bringing us down to branded new "heights."

The Greatest Threat

From "The Greatest Threat to World Peace" by Noam Chomsky,
In These Times: "The ability to ignore unwanted facts is one of the perogatives of unchallenged power. Closely related is the right to radically revise history."
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http://inthesetimes.com/article/16227/the_greatest_threat_to_world_peace_is_the_united_states/

A Whirl

Is Mr. Christie a governor or an angry girl?
Is that a perm or a natural curl?
He aspires to what?
A presidential head butt?
Can a lap more or less buy him a whirl?

Except For The Winners

Most of the commercials, half time, and one of the teams were lame. At least they were all evenly matched, except for the winners.

A Lot More Money

If the NSA is a state-sponsored yet privatized hacker and snooper program and it spends the most money possible because that is one of its goals, and it had some really really good ideas that it was thinking about forming a committee to think about those ideas some more but somebody's big mouth wrecked everything and interrupted its thought patterns, yes the NSA will continue hacking and snooping, only for a lot more money.

Immigration Reform

My corporate bosses say they need a guest worker program called "immigration reform." Our colleges and universities crank out graduates by the thousands each year, but my bosses want guest workers instead. It will be the last and greatest thing I can do for them. You may thank me later. Say this while smiling, "immigration reform."

A Wonderful Sneaky Way

This just in from MayoRahm: If by "public" you mean that which affects the whole community, Chicago doesn't need no public art, no public schools, or no public spiritedness, whatever that is. It needs more more more private stuff and more cameras and more billboards and more light bulbs! More!
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Q. What happens when a President has no political ambitions except for what his wife wants and he is a passive/aggressive blamer?
A. He causes a great deal of harm in a wonderful sneaky way.

Free WiFi Too

The American global corporations that enslave and kill people in the name of profit never ever damage our "security." No, never. Talking, though, is a whole other story.
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"Progressives have just 1 option for a deBlasio-style triumph in Chicago" by Laura Washington, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/washington/25158719-452/ny-chicago-take-different-paths.html
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Three dollars an hour from turkeys to crew
So one by one they up and flew
To something new
In a casual shoe
With a top drawer view and free wifi too.

Overly Compensated

http://www.icij.org/offshore


"Secrecy For Sale: Inside The Global Offshore Money Maze", ICIJ or International Consortium of Investigative Journalists
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http://www.afscme31.org/executive-reports/bruce-rauners-big-lie


"Bruce Rauner's big lie" by Henry Bayer, Executive Director of AFSCME 31, On the Move


"It's more than ironic that a man who reported $52 million in income in 2012 claims employees who earn their relatively modest salaries through hard work are overly compensated."

Have a Nice Day

Besides the perpetrators, would you say that the snooping corporations are most responsible for not stopping the attack at Benghazi?
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A local corporate raider and job killer who wants to be governor also wants us to believe that his behavior has a positive effect on Illinois "business." He has applied for a state permit to become a tax whiner. The geniuses will probably give it to him.
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Dear Mr Adams: We hear that you feel it is very difficult for you to be a man and you bought a persecution complex one size too small for your cabeza. We can help. Visit our webstore to buy more stuff. People who bought complexes also enjoyed buying feminized jock straps and guns shaped like footballs. Have a nice day.