The recession is over!
Out of work voters!
Are sitting in clover!
Pay no attention to floaters!
In your eyes or in the water!
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Who makes money off maple bats and who gets hurt by them?
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Was it your misfortune to incur an accident on Casual-Tee Friday?
We would have forgiven your mishap, if you had switched to us
and if your premium was paid.
We would have forgiven. We would have. We would. We.
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The reverential Huckawho asked himself who Jesus would hate this week, then 2 words popped into his skull - Sick People!
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Is telling the truth & being yourself a tenable threat to the military?
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Is John McCain's closet big enough for everybody?
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The P Party pledges promises and pretends that the same old same old has never been done before. The P Party stands for standing still, leaning on & being held up by it's m t platform on a self-appointed stage.
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The same sh*t has never been done before.
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The Inuits aren't into it.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Snail Trails
Mr. or Mrs. Khmera Pailin
Is a crockery for whales and their wailin'
Life is neither had
Nor amused by the mad
Who wants to hear! hear! that talking pointed tale in
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The Evangelistic Hair Replacement & Inspirational Touching Camp is closed to the public for 2 weeks while the Association of Bed Bugs & Friends has it's winter strategy meeting entitled: "How can we get more press?"
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http://www.mrboffo.com/
to see Mr. Boffo and his wonder dog "Weederman"
Is a crockery for whales and their wailin'
Life is neither had
Nor amused by the mad
Who wants to hear! hear! that talking pointed tale in
*
The Evangelistic Hair Replacement & Inspirational Touching Camp is closed to the public for 2 weeks while the Association of Bed Bugs & Friends has it's winter strategy meeting entitled: "How can we get more press?"
*
http://www.mrboffo.com/
to see Mr. Boffo and his wonder dog "Weederman"
Friday, September 17, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Who Said That?
Why is it that christians get in an uproar when there is talk of burning the bible?
Pasture jones
flowed
Past your jones
float
in the
Pashtun bones parade
and the
Pass church loans parade
and the
Pastor jones charade
Pasture jones
flowed
Past your jones
float
in the
Pashtun bones parade
and the
Pass church loans parade
and the
Pastor jones charade
Monday, September 13, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Nuts Don't Fall Far From the Tree
Richie, what do you say now that there is no money left to siphon off?
Goodbye!
Thank you for all of the libraries, anyways.
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A valuable lesson from the people nextdoor: When your neighbors go to bed, give yourself 5 minutes to put the little dog or la boca grande outside.
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Joe Biden re: sending soldiers to die for the corporation (war):
"I feel almost guilty."
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The Bob Balderdash Haberdashery used to be on the corner of
Kash n Kerry.
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Get out of grandma's closet! You are wrinkling her corsets!
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From an expendable on Leverage: "It's a dark day when
I turn toward the system instead of recoiling."
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Some people require a 36-hour advance notice to fill out
a rejection slip, other people need 36 seconds.
*
Some people tea pee all over themselves. Other people
t p all over everybody else.
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Newt, speaking of himself in the 3rd person: "What if the Newtster is so outside his own comprehension that only if you understand salamander lingo, anti-christian behavior, can you begin to piece together my actions. This is the most accurate predictive model for the Newt's behavior."
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Dear Tribune: WARS and the .2 welfare elite cost towns millions, yet you say retired people are to blame. Explain yourself.
Goodbye!
Thank you for all of the libraries, anyways.
*
A valuable lesson from the people nextdoor: When your neighbors go to bed, give yourself 5 minutes to put the little dog or la boca grande outside.
*
Joe Biden re: sending soldiers to die for the corporation (war):
"I feel almost guilty."
*
The Bob Balderdash Haberdashery used to be on the corner of
Kash n Kerry.
*
Get out of grandma's closet! You are wrinkling her corsets!
*
From an expendable on Leverage: "It's a dark day when
I turn toward the system instead of recoiling."
*
Some people require a 36-hour advance notice to fill out
a rejection slip, other people need 36 seconds.
*
Some people tea pee all over themselves. Other people
t p all over everybody else.
*
Newt, speaking of himself in the 3rd person: "What if the Newtster is so outside his own comprehension that only if you understand salamander lingo, anti-christian behavior, can you begin to piece together my actions. This is the most accurate predictive model for the Newt's behavior."
*
Dear Tribune: WARS and the .2 welfare elite cost towns millions, yet you say retired people are to blame. Explain yourself.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Reptiles, Amphibians, and Media Hoars
Dear GIL Dept.,
It just slays me because only the F_x Opinion Channel takes my word as fact. Please respond.
Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly
Dear Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly,
The Dept. of Gutless Impotent & Limp is proud to respond.
Don't be slayed. Broad-snouted reptiles, amphibians, and media hoars laugh at you anyways, despite your mean temper.
2 reminders: As a bufo, you must be re-toad before your
tail grows back, and
Get your antennae recalibrated immediately,
as per Order #786929*7243.
GIL Dept.
It just slays me because only the F_x Opinion Channel takes my word as fact. Please respond.
Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly
Dear Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly,
The Dept. of Gutless Impotent & Limp is proud to respond.
Don't be slayed. Broad-snouted reptiles, amphibians, and media hoars laugh at you anyways, despite your mean temper.
2 reminders: As a bufo, you must be re-toad before your
tail grows back, and
Get your antennae recalibrated immediately,
as per Order #786929*7243.
GIL Dept.
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