Pity Climbs the Money Wall

Dear Mrs. Bushwhacked,
It is no wonder that what's-his-name was attracted to you,
you poor thing.
Love, Mrs. Whacked-n-bushed
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Is formaldehyde in your nail polish?
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If you have diabetes and need your kidneys, you might think twice and then a couple of more times before taking Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel. If you're not too keen on getting cancer in your esophagus, Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel are probably not the drugs for you. If your bones have become more brittle and breakable from Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel, maybe you should wean yourself off. Don't let your jaw disintegrate before it is too late.
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The BS&S Hubris TechnoBundle costs us dearly, but that's the way it has "always" been done.
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Our parents worked 2 and 3 jobs so that we wouldn't have to. Wasn't that the point?

Reruns

"A statesman has his eye on the next generation. A politician has his eye on the next election." Maverick tv

Wait a minute. Maverick? Where haven't we heard that word before? Let's all be disingenuous. Who wants to disremember?

"Too much money in the disease business to start curing everybody." The Curse of King Tut's Tomb, 2006

Hey you mother! Dearest! Why are you hardly ever home?

Home is so ordinary, so average, so Maverick reruns. Nobody claps for me there.

But you mother! Dearest! Babysitter after babysitter says they will be glad to clap for you on payday. Isn't that enough?

Never.

Slivers

A couple of punk dunkers wanted to sweeten their tea pot because they felt so bitter about their ignorance. So what did they do? The same thing they did every day - they sweet peed in their own tea pot.
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Are your eyes haunted by their own fascism? Respect the public with shades.
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Is the popester a gropester? Don't drop your soap sir.
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Oh (gee) oh pea heart
Upsetting your own tea cart
Inciting fear at every mart
Aping one line for your one part
Never making it to start
Oh (gee) oh pea heart.
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Oh (gee) oh pea brain
Our country's shame and stain
Causing America such pain
Come up from your drain
You have nothing to gain
Oh (gee) oh pea brain.
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I took the doctor's $10.00 worth of empathy and stored it on top of my middle finger.
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The pope, a fallen away christian, keeps putting the same question into his gossip drawers of pettiness: Where's my lucre? Where's my lucre?
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Pontifical buffoonery and jerkitude
Get some shades, hide your trivial lurkitude.
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You Ain't Just Para Sailin' and her trick bag of dead weight broke glass every chance they got. They were very proud of that fact. The 49th state was grateful they never cracked open any glaciers. Maybe they whispered up there.