Frackage

Red Cross thieves who did not help people in Haiti are people too.
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We mock the turtle in his soup
Which raced through the loop
And found a new home
In the rusty white dome
Of a tired chicken coop.
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It was casual with tales
A letting go of the gore and the quails
Spoiled meat and greet
Real winners never cheat
Sandbank the red cross in jails.
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Meow said the cow
Bow wow said the other cow.
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The Jebooty Pac package
Based upon real time aid slackage
Is par for the course
Hey, water that horse
And bill John Q for the frackage.

Picking Out Gifts

Maybe what appeared on the selling screen to be instant rapport between the Obamas and the Sarkozys was only the result of information scooping and snooping pre-first meeting, not literal friendship. How sad, but so helpful when picking out gifts.

What is a Coach?

Steve King and Michele Bachmann probably already spent their money from the Council of Conservative Citizen(s). Like minds think alike, especially one of them.
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bloops - coops - droops - goops - groups - hoops - loops - poops - soups
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If a principal is a pal, what is a coach?

Hope Way

4 and 20 trans-hued birds faked and got a by.
Passes depended on their tones
So of course birds began to sing
Wasn't it too hasty for fish to get out their sting?
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We strands of the queue
Are all trans-hue
Is it
Woman & man's just due?
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Taking away green land or park land is the lazy way,
the taking away more hope way.

Me-Ology

Ultra vires = going beyond legal power or authority by an agent, corporation, or tribunal (court of justice)
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Don't feed the common good to warm all.
Kill the messenger. Why be so formal?
It's the mold standard.
Steal first and third.
Deliberate lunacy is the new normal.
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Please enjoy our new thought detection technology
Labeled BUR - Brain Ulterior Radiology
Because there are never enough riches to secure
The safety of concepts in the pure
Unless you buy into our self-insurance of me-ology.

Maybe

Is the information or the act -
unconscionable
unscrupulous
unprincipled
unprincipaled
uncoachipaled?
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Jesus did the perp walk
As a peace dove, not a hawk:
A progressive Jew
With intolerance for the few
And the bravery to listen and talk.
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A tango ate my maybe.

Wait and See

The Chicago Sun-Times asks on the cover:
". . . when will America give up its attachment to guns?"
Perhaps when everyone votes who can vote and we stop allowing the NRA and other corporations to bribe politicians and use our own damn money against US.
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God watches over fools and drunks,
Jean pools, monks and skunks.
That takes up a lot of time,
Leaving weekends for the sublime.
Except when He watches over all the high bunks.
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Bobby Jindal, Chris Christie, Dennis Michael Lynch, and Scott Walker are way out there talking and taking for their explorer badges. Watch out boys! There are illegal chickens full of bird flu out there! They aren't quite as large or as friendly as mosquitos, but you'll recognize them by their dead weights.
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Does Reality Have An Overbite?

There are over 300 FEC-registered Presidential candidates. Here is a baker's dozen of the hand-picked media favorites & random thoughts:

Ben Carson - I bet your mama was a Democrat

Carly Fiorina - never met a worker you didn't want to fire

Donald Trump - you and your id have a great stream of consciousness thing going

George Pataki - hi, George

Jeb BUSH - bush bush bush . . .

Lindsey Graham - seersucker fear_ucker

Marco Rubio - Marco!

Mike Huckabee - opportunity is always knockin'

Rand Paul - run, Paul, run!

Rick Perry - carry a tiny book and try to appear thoughtful

Rick Santorum - oh Rick 

Ted Cruz - if your Mama is a Dem, she is waaay in the closet
and
John Dummett, Jr. - you're dummett damnit!

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24 hour monitoring will or will not set you free?

It coldly watches even after you agree

To give reasoning up

Drink from the propaganda cup

And there isn't time to wait and see.