Freedumbo

My grandmother made this 85 years ago. Nobody ever spilled anything on it before.

Can you replace your own knee cap? Tell your doctor.

I have no intention of stepping down. Wait a minute. I'm not standing on anything.

Only 30 Senators think Ben Bernanke should be fired. Go 30!

Advice: Always shake out your shoes. Always check out the trees. Don't love your organs.

What is wong, Wong? What is white, Wong? What is wit, Wong? What is wong with white wit, Wong?

Did Mr. Cohen and the people who voted for him freak out the
Illinois combine? It sure can move fast when it wants to.

He said he was going to Poconos & did I want to go along. I said, poke a nose? Haven't we done all this before & does violence ever really work. He said, honey, we're living on 2 different planets. I said, don't you know it.

Jackass the animal
and
Elephantiasis the passe
Take time stealing a handful
Claiming their manifest cachet.

Is Yaz VonBayer a prostitute
for the man
& a serial killer for the side effect?

The Stockholm Syndrome: Has John McCain adopted
the "principles" of his captors?

Whose voice breaks glass & her own thought patterns?