Pity Climbs the Money Wall

Dear Mrs. Bushwhacked,
It is no wonder that what's-his-name was attracted to you,
you poor thing.
Love, Mrs. Whacked-n-bushed
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Is formaldehyde in your nail polish?
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If you have diabetes and need your kidneys, you might think twice and then a couple of more times before taking Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel. If you're not too keen on getting cancer in your esophagus, Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel are probably not the drugs for you. If your bones have become more brittle and breakable from Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel, maybe you should wean yourself off. Don't let your jaw disintegrate before it is too late.
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The BS&S Hubris TechnoBundle costs us dearly, but that's the way it has "always" been done.
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Our parents worked 2 and 3 jobs so that we wouldn't have to. Wasn't that the point?