Your Royal So and So

The governor of Illinois admitted he was drunk, that is "intemperate" when he wrote that teachers were mostly illiterate. Alcohol probably made the decision to run for governor. I suggest a switch to refreshing fruit juices, your royal so and so.

Erect Tiles & Their Dysfunction

What happened when a coked out drunk repeatedly abused his wife? The drunk's father ordered him to stop being so embarrassing, become the president, and start abusing everybody else. So he did. Later, he hired a person to write a fictional account of the space his life took up. Fiction makes a good summer read.