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Food and Water and Water and Food



The political rulers of Fort Lauderdale Florida and Detroit Michigan have something in common. Both want the poor to go away and die. Both found a way to kill without soiling their finger tips. Bonus time is coming. Look your best, political rulers!
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Excuse me for my existence and paying for your games and good times, sir, but where would you like this box of fresh recruits? May they be allowed to drink some clean water? What about eat? Sir?

Good Health Habits

Cerberus is a multi-headed watchdog of Hades whose mother is half woman half snake and dad is a fire-breathing giant. Brother dear is a hellhound. Cerberus is the new owner of the Jewel food stores in Illinois. Good times ahead for both employees and customers.
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This year's flu shot is 62% effective. Even with the vaccine, 4 out of 10 people will get sick anyway. That is not good enough. Are your odds any better if you do the following?

The Point?

All of the top jobs were already taken, so he cautiously entered the dog eat dog cut throat world of glucose meter testing. It was a vicious world, but for some reason, his kids wanted to eat and their mama needed a new pair of shoes. He kept saying, "What is the point?" And then "Ouch!"