Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Extreme Unction

Watch your back if you are a match for the dick.

Who will tentatively title their ghost-written autobiography
Look, Look, Please Look at Me?

Please wipe the spittle off your mouth or hit the refresh key,
the audience calmly advised.
DON'T CRITICIZE ME!! came the screamed reply.

A gray horrible and a cunning dog
Met long ago under a web log
Each embraced the other
Sensing another mother
Both turned as one & jumped a croaking frog.

The dysfunctional conjunction is without compunction,
but we temporarily misplaced
the empty bottle of extreme unction.

Slightly overheard: At first I was guzzled. Muzzled?
Then I was ruffled. Kerfluffled? Am I marginalizing myself?
Mice elf?

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