Me Oh My

Sweetie Pie and Cutie Pie
Got caught up with a shoo fly. Why?
Excuse me, but
What a nut
Those pies are the apples of my eye

What is wrong with Qaddafi?
The same thing that has always been wrong, only more so.
Why does he want to kill more than 1000 of his countrymen?
He is quite insane.

I heard Rahm won.
He won a few years ago behind closed doors.
What about the voters?
What about them?

I heard the governor of Wisconsin is an *ssh*l*.
You mean the Koch Sucker?
That's him.
Yes, he is an *ssh*l*, and a b*tch for the rich.

Ben Dover, Ben Dover, just who is sitting in clover?

"Nudity has been around for hundreds of years. Get used to it." -
Mr. Monk and the Naked Man ('07)