Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Golden Corral Buffet

Do you suffer from agitated melancholia with homicidal complexities? Be a republican or take a pill. What would be the point of doing both?

There is a thief epidemic among the wealthiest. How will we create an antidote and is that size needle really necessary?

When you have a wad of political capital burning a hole in your pocket, how do you pick the most auspicious, and not suspicious, time to pull it out, dust it off, and throw it up to your fans?

Take a pill and cower, or kill for power.
 There has to be more than 2 choices.

Got that old bin Laden
Leanin' on God 'n noddin'
Evidence is empirical
It's a campaign miracle
Been to Baden-Baden?

If Rob Lowe sees himself as one of a select few who are too cute for their own political ambitions, and if he considers Arnold Schwarzenegger to be his "Friend Father Leader", what will Rob's next movie be?

Go, Maria!

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