A Donkey's ___

Mitch "I don't think we know what the facts are" McConnell said
turtle soup may be an abomination.
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This just in from MayoRahm: I am so great. It may be difficult for you to feel that because as far as public schools and teachers' unions and blaming others and more stuff go, I appear to be indistinguishable from any Republican pol. But trust me. I absorb. And I am so great.

"A Bathroom Break with Rahm Emanuel" by Joel Handley, Occupied Chicago Tribune
http://occupiedchicagotribune.org/2013/05/a-bathroom-break-with-rahm-emanuel/
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Dear PBS,
   You probably forgot, but the "P" in PBS stands for "Public"!
Don't let the bullies pull you down.
Please consider self-defense classes.
Thank you.
Love, a Viewer

About a movie called "Citizen Koch" 2013:
http://www.forbiddenknowledgetv.com/videos/corruption/too-hot-for-pbs-citizen-koch---trailer.html
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Belches, bungholes, and Texas class
Eat more beans and save the gas
Pomposity and bile
Buy elegance and style
Elephantiasis goes morbid on a donkey's ass.

Three Squeezes

If the Kochs' relocation voyage to Mars is out,
what planet is part of their plan b?
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From Occupied Chicago Tribune: "4 reasons Chicago teachers are on strike"
http://occupiedchicagotribune.org/2012/09/four-reasons-chicagos-teachers-are-on-strike/
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Can a student who never applied himself memorize a whole
bunch-o-stuff in 3 weeks, or should he have his life coach do it?
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When you are clueless, burned out, and at the end of your rope, you are the luckiest s.o.b. in the whole world if you have a life coach to squeeze your knee.
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Three squeezes are probably the limit:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/09/romneys-wife-to-stand-next-to-him-at-debates.html

Wind and Solar Profits

The Occupied Chicago Tribune - http://occupiedchicagotribune.org/2012/05/the-chicago-tribune-tries-to-take-our-website/ - the Trib tries to take over a website
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Is the Florida governor sad that losers can only win by cheating?
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Is Mark Kirk sad that he gave himself a divorce for his 50th birthday?
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Is the Pope sad that his hats are not big enough or fancy enough?
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Is Scott Walker sad that as the best of the (g)OP, he is the worst of everybody else?
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Bubba, Missy Pooh, Baby Cakes, and Sweetie Pie
Took a trip to C P Central, doin' the buy and bye
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Is Mitt Romney sad that he has no beliefs other than a belief in lying?
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Adjusted, I just did
Hijo, the e-hoe
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Is the electric company sad that it lost 35% of its enthusiasm for wind and solar profits?