This is Not a Bill

As a doctor of assalogical considerations and mutational animosities, Phil rarely listens to himself and he is grateful for that.
*
Scalia, opposite of supreme, emerges from his closet each morning and asks himself where to spread the hate. Everywhere, he mumbles into his bellybutton, everywhere.
*
"Your opinion of me has no cash value"
Basil Rathbone in We're No Angels, 1955
*
For a quarter I will - Wait until - For the vicarious thrill - But still - Don't be a shill Elbows on the sill - Sword to quill - Mr Phil - Each little pill - Next to nil Shut down the mill - Rage can kill - Share jacks with Jill - First do the uphill - Aerate each gill - Extra cost per frill - Eat your fill - Grow some dill - Running out of crill - Wrap the chill - This is not a bill
*