Thursday, April 16, 2015

Sitting on Your Sister

Dear Anthony and Rahm,
   First, read the City Beat every day. Read about the shootings every day. Then whine about movie titles into your fluffy pillows at home.
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The punch is in the nuts
The head is on the bottle
Wake up to lots of whats
Add mottle to the waddle.
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If you're not the funny Billy or the drunken Billy you must be the horndog Billy, envied icon of everyman and bluer blues. How's it going?


Can't complain.
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Up your data plan mister
Your thumb has a blister
Love those bills
And your daily pills
An elephant is sitting on your sister.

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